"Can you bear to see death and not save you?" Zheng Mo came to the store, still to ask Lu Ling for help.

"What's there to save?" Lu Ling rubbed his braised face, not bothering to deal with Zheng Mo at all, "Is Li Nan a kind of flood beast?" has a good figure, a good family background, and a high education, except for a slightly irritable temper, it is completely a standard Bai Fumei template! You have a lot of benefits for marrying her, why do you want to resist?"

Zheng Mo admitted that what Lu Ling said was very reasonable, Li Nan, his fiancée who set a marriage contract for him without his parents notifying him, is indeed in good shape, has a high education, and her family is also a good match with her, except for her bad temper, it can be said that she is a perfect match.

But listen to what Lu Ling said, marrying her, can you use this kind of word to describe Li Nan's personality can only be a little irritable? That is completely the reincarnation of the female tyrannosaurus, and if you touch it again, you will be injured, and if you touch it again, you will die! Let him be with this kind of female tyrannosaurus, he might as well jump into the sea and commit suicide, at least it will not be so painful to die.

"Diving into the sea is not a good way to break yourself. Lu Ling kindly reminded, "Drowning is a very long process, and suffocation is very painful." And if one doesn't do well, he will be washed ashore, not only will he not die, but his suffering will be in vain.

If you really want to commit suicide, I recommend that you swallow sleeping pills, which are painless, will not cause trouble to others, and can also keep the body intact to the greatest extent so that Li Nan can whip the corpse. It can be called the best way to commit suicide in the world of suicide, and there is no one. ”

"I'll give you a bottle of sleeping pills, you can come with me!" Zheng Mo's hand trembled slightly, and finally gave up the urge to beat Lu Ling because the gap in force between him and Lu Ling was desperate, "At this time of life and death, you actually said such cool words, are you really my friend?"

"If you don't think so, you can't. Lu Ling still looked indifferent, "People like you who only make trouble for people and come to my house at every turn to disturb my purity are better off if they break up." ”

"Ahem!" Zheng Mo was so frightened by Lu Ling that he could only use coughing to express his despair at the moment, but Lu Ling didn't bother to pay attention to him at all, he didn't want to let his fiancée go away, but was interested in those vulgar fans, Zheng Mo's practice of riding a donkey to find a donkey and wasting resources, if it weren't for the fact that he was a friend he had known for more than ten years, Lu Ling would have destroyed humanity on behalf of the majority of male single dogs.

"You really don't plan to help me?" After feeling sorry for himself for a while, Zheng Mo still didn't give up.

"You can play by yourself!" Lu Ling shattered Zheng Mo's last hope with a short sentence.

"You!" Zheng Mo was about to get angry, when the door of the store suddenly opened, and the two girls who came in front and back made Zheng Mo swallow the words in his mouth.

"Hello. Seeing the two people who came in, Lu Ling smiled. This surprised Zheng Mo, who was standing aside.

Because of the relationship between being harassed by all kinds of women because of her outstanding appearance, Lu Ling treats women, especially the underage girls who are about the same age as the two little girls in front of her, who are in the second stage of middle school, and can do anything, can't be said to be bored, at least they don't have a good feeling.

But seeing that Lu Ling could smile so naturally when he saw these two girls, it was obvious that Lu Ling had a good relationship with the two of them, which made Zheng Mo feel energetic all of a sudden, and even the suffering of his violent fiancée's imminent attack was temporarily put aside by him.

Although the two girls in front of me are not Lori, they are definitely not adults. If Lu Ling changes his taste and likes this type of girl, according to the law of country K, even if he doesn't start in three years, he will have to stay in prison for a long time before he can come out.

As Lu Ling's best friend, how could he bear to let his friend embark on such a road of no return? Stop, he must stop Lu Ling's irrational behavior, and use love and light to inspire Lu Ling to like mature women, which is the most correct path that a man should have.

Seeing Zheng Mo smiling so obscenely, Lu Ling knew that there were some dark thoughts in his mind. Sometimes Lu Ling really suspects that Zheng Mo has multiple personalities, otherwise he can't explain that he was still a personable, polite and courteous young man when he went to work, and immediately became a lewd young man full of dirty thoughts as soon as he got off work.

As soon as he saw Zheng Mo showing this kind of obscene and disgusting smile, Lu Ling couldn't help but itch his fists, "When the guest leaves, beat him up." Lu Ling secretly made a decision.

As Lu Ling made up his mind, the back of Zheng Mo's neck lit up.

"It's dangerous!" Turning from a sitting posture to an upright position, the cells in Zheng Mo's whole body were frantically alerting him.

"Hello Brother Lu Ling. I didn't know that the moment I came in, there were so many fluctuations in the hearts of the two big men present, and the two girls said hello to Lu Ling in unison, and then took out a few albums from the bag that Chong was carrying with a sweet smile.

"This is the album we said we were going to give you last time, plus the ones we gave you before, you have the solo album of Lord Ruan Ruan. In the future, I must play it often so that more people can hear it!"

"OK!" After taking the album from the tall girl, Lu Ling cherished the album and put it on the table on the side, "I will definitely repeat the cycle during business hours, and strive to make all the customers who enter this store support your Lord Ruan, okay?"

"If that could really be the case, it would be great!" As if thinking of the grand scene that Lu Ling said, the faces of the two girls were full of longing.

"Sorry to disturb!" Zheng Mo couldn't bear the loneliness after all, "Why did you give him so many albums for nothing?

"Ignore him!" Without waiting for the two girls to say anything, Lu Ling spoke first. Stretching out his finger and pointing at his brain, Lu Lingchao smiled apologetically.

"He's been a little stimulated lately, and his brain isn't very normal. Every once in a while, he will have an intermittent attack, and now is the time for him to get sick, and you must not pay attention to him at this time, otherwise he may have convulsions in his limbs, foam at the mouth, and even faint in severe cases!"

"Are you using it so ruthlessly?" Lu Lingguan's adjective on himself made Zheng Mo's teeth itch, "It's just a joke, your reaction is too big!"

"Are you so joking?" Lu Ling glared at Zheng Mo, the two little girls in front of him were only seventeen or eighteen years old, and they were children in Lu Ling's eyes.

Zheng Mo usually makes fun of the women who come to annoy him, and he can't wait to be beaten up by pulling such two young children with him!

Zheng Mo could see that Lu Ling was really a little angry, and thinking about it, what he just said was indeed a bit excessive. Knowing that he was about to change his mistakes, Zheng Mo bent down very sincerely towards the two girls, "I'm sorry, the joke I just made was a bit excessive!"