Dream Theater 1: (Ask for a monthly pass and a guaranteed monthly pass for the next month)

The eldest young and the old man starred in love, and the second young and the lady made a cameo!

On this day, Da Shao said to the master: "Baba, I want to go on a safari." ”

Didn't the old man think that he had just gone the day before yesterday? Why did he want to go again, so he asked, "Da Shao, what are you doing there?"

Da Shao thought about it: "I want to see monkeys." ”

The old man wants to go to this frequency three times a week, how can he not afford it, and sure enough, raising a baby is too expensive. He had an idea and coaxed, "Then you don't have to go on a safari." ”

The young man who has just reached the age of 3 has question marks all over his head.

The old man said to the young man with a smile: "Just look at Baba!" The old man's physiognomy is a monkey.

Da Shao looked at the old man blankly for a long time...... Suddenly changed his words: "Then I want to see the pony!"

The old man smiled and said, "You can watch Ershao." ”

Da Shao turned his head to look at Er Shao, who was lying on the crib and could only spit bubbles and gnaw on his feet...... it! I can't wait for the pony in my head!

Da Shao resolutely turned his head and yelled at the master: "I want to see the tiger!"

The old man's smile was still the same, and his face did not change, and he said without panic: "That's easier, look at Ma Ma." ”

The little head of the big and young is crowded with question marks again, what does this have to do with the numbness?

The old man kindly explained: "Haven't you heard of the tigress?

Big Young: ...... (Can you still have a good time?) Flip the table!

Da Shao: Have you seen the small theater? Do you know what to do?

The book friends shook their heads inexplicably, saying that the concubines didn't know.

A cold light flashed in Da Shao's eyes: "Do you want to read 500 words in vain?" (Lan Shao instantly possessed)

The book friends were shocked and shook their heads desperately, indicating that the concubines did not dare.

"Then don't you give all the monthly passes? There is also a guaranteed monthly pass for the next month, and none of them are allowed to be left for this big and young man!" Da Shao took out the prop knife in his pocket and stuck it on the table, which means that he will not give the monthly pass a white knife in and a red knife out.

With a "snap", the toy knife broke directly (can it be inserted into the table? Sure enough, it was a three-year-old baby, and there was no common sense at all).

"Wow...... Ma Ma, my knife is broken!" Da Shao cried sadly, turned her head to look at a corner, her favorite chopping knife......

"Buy!"

There was a helpless sigh from the lady in the corner, telling Da Shao to come forward to ask for a monthly pass...... Life is really hard! I can't afford to raise a baby! (To be continued......)

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