Chapter 295: How Many Are Left?
Don't think about it, Lin Bai is the man who can't be eaten!
Not only were the seven "girlfriends" unable to eat, but even the two that could have been eaten were also occupied.
The current situation is that nine girls are crowded around the sofa, with snacks to eat, juice and red wine to drink, and Lin Bai snuggles pitifully on his special small bench to sit aside.
Even ginger has a place on the other side of the sofa, okay?!
If you have to ask why Lin Bai's status is so low, uh, does this need a reason? If you have to find a reason, does he count as a man?
Don't think this reason is a joke, a bunch of girls are crowded together, you have to come over as a man, isn't that a hooligan?
Although there are a few people who don't actually mind him playing hooligan, but that means getting along alone, you try to play a hooligan in front of everyone? Jing Xiuyan can turn his face on the spot with a thin skin, do you believe it or not?
So what the hell are you calling me out for? Could it be that I didn't abuse that day, and let me relive the painful memories again?
In the surround sound, Jin Xiaoyan's rap reads whitely: "As long as I see you, I will make a mistake, my mood is like an electric shock, my nerves seem to be paralyzed, every second and every minute and hour, I can't feel the flow of time." ”
Then in the TV screen of the laptop, Jin Xiaoyan was wearing a lean short ponytail on the back of her head, dressed in hip-hop costume, and was DJing at the party.
Seeing her beckoning, the protagonist walked over, curiously reached out to touch the mixer, was slapped away, wanted to touch the DJ player, and was slapped away again, and finally scratched his head and thought for a long time, trying to put his hand on Jin Xiaoyan's shoulder, well, this time it's OK!
"I want to be together every day, I want to be only me and you, I don't just think about it, you also have to work hard with me!" With the singing, Yu Lili, who was wearing boxing gloves, appeared in the picture, wearing a red sports vest and long sweatpants, showing her good figure.
Under her expressionless guidance, the protagonist also begins to do various warm-ups, and then a pair of boxing gloves are thrown over......
"Oh, baby, I love you! It's my luck to meet you!" A fluffy spider crawled onto the protagonist's instep, and then a high-heeled shoe smashed over, snapped, and the spider died tragically, the protagonist and Cui Yingnan looked at each other, and the next moment, blood flew out from the feet of their feet!
"As long as you look at me quietly, I will be moved, I really like you like this, yes~" Cui Yingnan untied his tie, bandaged the protagonist's foot, and tied a beautiful bow, clapped his hands with satisfaction, the camera zoomed out, and the blood on the other foot continued to flow out......
"Even if you close your eyes, you will see what you look like, stay with me yoohoo~ Hold you in my arms yoohoo~ I really like you, I like you so much!"
pointed and talked for a long time, and when I came to check, I found that the protagonist's notes were not written, so Su Xian'er got angry, her nostrils and eyes became bigger at the same time, and the next moment, there was a rope in her hand that came from nowhere, and she tied the protagonist to the chair in a twist and turn, and then went back to continue the lecture with satisfaction.
The girls on the other side of the sofa whispered, and then laughed together, and Lin Bai didn't even need to eavesdrop to know that they must have remembered his unlucky appearance of being handcuffed to the boxing target.
It's okay, brother is thick-skinned, I just want to ask: Xiao Xian'er, where did you learn your bondage skills?
The picture of the seven girls dancing together cuts in, and all the girls turn to face Huang Meiyi, Huang Meiyi covers her face shyly and sings: "I like you, baby~"
"Oh my love!What the hell am I going to do with you?Oh my god!yes!let's keep jumping, jumping!" In the chorus of the girls, the camera flashed close-ups of their faces in turn, and finally fixed on Lin Xiaolu's bright smile.
"I like you too much!" Lin Xiaolu gestured with her hands on her head.
"Big grin, bouncing, shaking my head, I can't calm down-" A group of girls jumped and jumped like crazy, stomping on the spot, only Su Xian'er, who was standing in the middle, raised her head and made a high note.
"I really like you, I will have a cardiac arrest when I imagine you, stay with me yoohoo~ Hold you in my arms yoohoo~ I really like you so much, I like you so much!" The protagonist put on boxing gloves, and Yu Lili began to jump up and down to compete with him, but just as he was about to punch, he was knocked on the head by the protagonist, and he squatted down holding his head.
Lin Bai, who was sitting honestly, received a murderous aura from the direction of the sofa, and there was no doubt that it was Yu Lili who burst out! Obviously, this girl remembered the fist that Lin Bai really knocked on her head during the shooting.
But this sister, have you forgotten that you were also playing with the real thing at that time? Before that shot, Lao Tzu's glasses were knocked off!
Fortunately, as soon as the picture changed in the end, Lin Xiaolu's pretty face occupied the entire camera, pouted and kissed the camera, and then sang: "Let's do it!"
Hehe, don't forget, the camera of this MV is the glasses worn on Lin Bai's face, so this time it was actually kissed on his nose, if it was a few centimeters down, it would be a real kiss!
Of course, if you want to be eyed by the girls in a circle, even Lin Xiaolu doesn't dare to jump out of the goods.
"Oh, baby, I really want to bite you, bite your face, bite your mouth, bite your hand, so that you will put me in your heart, I really like you, I like you so much, baby!"
"Hold you tightly and don't want to let go, I want to hug you in my arms when I see you, do you have such an impulse, I really like you, I like you so much, baby!" Yu Lili asked the protagonist to hold the sandbag, hummed and smashed a few punches on it, and then she held the sandbag and motioned for the protagonist to come.
The protagonist only punched, and Yu Lili staggered and sat on the ground!
The protagonist hurriedly came up to explain that he didn't mean it, Yu Lili's face clearly said that she was unhappy, but she still had to pretend that she didn't care about it, and Lin Bai laughed at the tangled energy.
Then he gained another pair of murderous eyes!
"I really like it, I like you, baby!" repeating the last sentence of the chorus, the beautiful faces of the girls flashed in turn, and finally the camera zoomed out, and the dance of the seven girls was frozen in the action of kissing the camera.
The song is over, but the progress bar is still long, which shows ...... There are easter eggs!
Sure enough, after the logo of the ink company, Yu Lili sitting on the ground appeared on the screen again, she pouted, closed her eyes slightly, tempted the protagonist to approach, and then suddenly punched the protagonist in the face.
The protagonist fell down when he looked up to the sky, and the pictures of other girls flashed in front of him: Su Xian'er was embarrassed to cut the rope that was entwined with scissors and couldn't be untied at all, Lin Xiaolu ate a bite of the food on the table by herself, and her face changed greatly, Cui Yingnan put a bite of the food on the protagonist's hands and feet, and I don't know how many layers of OK bandages there were on the protagonist's hands, Jin Xiaoyan pulled the protagonist to dance wildly, Huang Meiyi took a lipstick and said that she would apply it to the protagonist, and Sunny held a paper ball to prepare a protagonist to plug it, but the closer she got to the nosebleed, the higher the spray bewt......
In the end, the protagonist's eyes were dark, and when he opened his eyes, it was a familiar ceiling, his gaze moved down, there was no maid Lin Xiaolu, no baby Huang Meiyi, and the empty room suddenly seemed so lonely!
Could it be that those beautiful girls are just a dream of the protagonist?
Just then, the doorbell rings, and the protagonist quickly gets up and rushes to the door, and just as he holds his hand on the doorknob, the entire music video is over.
Lin Bai doesn't know how others feel when they watch the MV, he has only one feeling: Cui Yingnan, you are dead!