Chapter Ninety-Three: You're Speechless
Generally speaking, under normal circumstances, others smile at each other, and no matter how much they don't pull their faces down, but this young woman doesn't know if she is used to being arrogant or superior, she lowered her head and looked at the material again, and said, "I don't have time to explain so much to you." ”
Zhang Wei's smile froze, what kind of attitude is this? Although he said that the current staff is not as good as the future generations, he didn't expect it to be so bad, he suppressed the anger in his heart, and said: "Big sister, let's get to know it and be mentally prepared." ”
Chu Zhonglin also said: "Eldest sister, sue us for a ......"
"Who do you say eldest sister? Who do you say eldest sister?" The young woman suddenly stood up and screamed, pointing at Chu Zhonglin with one hand, and chattering: "I'm like your eldest sister?
Zhang Wei was stunned, a little annoyed, Chu Zhonglin called the young woman "eldest sister" is nothing more than a respectful title, is it called miss? If you really want to call the young woman, this young woman must not jump up and beat people?
Chu Zhonglin's face turned black when he was said, Zhang Wei clearly saw that his angry hands were trembling, and he raised his hands several times and put them down, according to Zhang Wei's understanding of him, Chu Zhonglin wanted to beat someone, but he was afraid of swallowing his anger.
At this time, the middle-aged man next to him ran over to persuade him, "Xiaoling, don't be angry, people call you eldest sister to respect you!"
Look, there are still sensible people, Zhang Wei has a good sense of middle-aged people, thinking that someone persuaded this matter to end there, but he didn't expect the young woman to still hold on.
"What's your business? I want you to come over and point fingers? The dog is nosy with a mouse!" the young woman squirted the middle-aged man in the face.
Zhang Wei narrowed his eyes, he finally understood, it turned out that this young woman had a problem with her character, and people came over to persuade her with good intentions, but she scolded others, you really don't have to be polite to such a person, he thought about it, if this young woman is aggressive, then don't blame him for being a troll!
"You... Alas..."The middle-aged man shook his head and sighed,"
Several other staff members also shook their heads, but no one jumped out to say anything, as if they were concerned about the young woman's uncle.
"You say it again!" The young woman said fiercely to the middle-aged man, the middle-aged man simply ignored her, she ignored the middle-aged man and turned her head again, pulled Chu Zhonglin's collar, and said unreasonably: "You tell me clearly, who is the eldest sister? If you can't tell you clearly, don't leave, hillbilly!" Her saliva foam sprayed on Chu Zhonglin's face.
Chu Zhonglin's face turned blue and tilted his head to dodge.
Zhang Wei was completely angry, and the hillbillies all said it? Like to squirt people? Okay, I'll squirt with you to the end today!
"What do you call your eldest sister?" Zhang Wei said coldly.
"Huh?"
"This kid is bold enough, he hasn't learned Xiaoling's shrew's mouth!"
"Be quiet, let that Sanba hear it and scold you again, this kid is finished, and he is estimated to be scolded miserably. ”
The staff put down their work and looked at Zhang Wei, their eyes were full of sympathy, it was obvious that they were not optimistic about Zhang Wei's young woman.
The young woman exploded when she heard this, she let go of Chu Zhonglin, looked at Zhang Wei with a fierce face, and said sharply: "Little Wang Ba Lamb try again!"
Zhang Wei looked at the past without fear at all, and said, "Who is the little Wang Balamb scolding?" He suddenly thought of Yang Guo's choking words in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", and couldn't help blurting out.
"Little Wang Balamb scolds you!" said the young woman.
Zhang Wei didn't expect her to be fooled, but think about it, now in 94, Gu Tianle's version of "The Condor Heroes" will not premiere until 98, and this classic anti-choking will not spread all over the country until then, he laughed, spread his hands, and said: "I can't help it, I can't help it, I am a human being, and I won't care about anything with Wang Balamb." ”
Chu Zhonglin laughed, he thought: I didn't see it, Xiaowei was so damaged.
"Yo, there's a set of swearing!"
"yes, look at what Sanba says. ”
"Alas, he is completely angry with that Sanba, and he is dead. ”
Everyone is still not very optimistic about Zhang Wei, and the sympathy in their eyes is getting stronger and stronger.
The young woman's face darkened, she slammed the table, put her hands on her waist and said angrily, "Have you been educated? How did your parents educate you?"
Why don't you ask my parents how they educate me? Zhang Wei was not angry, smiled, and said: "My parents taught me like this, if someone asks me politely about everything, I should be impatient and ignore it, if someone respectfully addresses me, I should grab someone else's collar and scold me, of course, if someone comes to persuade me when I quarrel, I must scold the person who is persuading me." Speaking of this, he patted his chest and exaggerated: "Otherwise, how can I reflect that I have a high level of su, and I am educated!"
Chu Zhonglin couldn't stand up, Zhang Wei was talking about himself, he was clearly saying that young women were not educated!
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death!"
"It's so talented, every sentence is satirizing that thirty-eight!"
"If you meet an opponent in chess, then Sanba is probably not pleasing to you!"
The staff cheered, and looked at Zhang Wei with different eyes, not the sympathy just now, but on the contrary, with expectations, as if looking forward to how Zhang Wei would harm the young woman.
The young woman was furious, "You... You're a stupid pig!" she said, baring her teeth and claws.
Zhang Wei still looked at her with a smile on his face, "You are a stupid pig! Your whole family is a stupid pig! Old aunt, in fact, you don't have to feel inferior, even if you look ugly and have a bad temper, I still think you are a successful person, because you use your ugliness to set off the beauty of others, how successful you are!"
Everyone: "......"
The young woman said angrily, "You're ugly! Go back and take a good look in the mirror!"
Beep-beep-
The BB machine rang, Zhang Wei took a look, it was his aunt and grandfather who called the page, I don't know what happened, he just said to let him call back, he put away the BB machine and continued: "Yes, I'm not good-looking, but I don't look so good that others can't stand it, what about you? If you take a photo and hang it on the wall, it will definitely ward off evil spirits, oh, by the way, it can still prevent pregnancy in bed!"
Hearing this, the young woman was about to vomit blood, and her hairs exploded!
"Xiaoling's photo wards off evil spirits?"
"Oh, I'm going to go, it's so bad! why can't I think of such a loss?"
"Hahaha! It turns out that you can still scold people like this! I learned a set!"
These words are nothing to future generations, but now in 94 years, where have they heard such a classic scolding? Zhang Wei can be regarded as a precedent for trolls, fortunately he did not say anything like "hearse drifting, ashes bibimbap" or anything like that, otherwise the young woman would probably commit suicide in despair.
The young woman was annoyed and angry, "You scold, you don't have any cultivation at all!!"
Zhang Wei said calmly: "I'm not scolding you, I'm just communicating peacefully with you, saying that you can't listen, then you can only communicate with you in your way, who made you look so much like the word 'well'?"
Chu Zhonglin asked, "What do you mean?"
The middle-aged man who had persuaded him before couldn't help but say, "Do you say that she is a frog at the bottom of the well?"
Zhang Wei shook his head and drew the strokes of "well" in the air with his hand, "Well, both horizontal and vertical are two!"
Everyone burst out laughing, "Hahahaha!"
Zhang Wei didn't stop at all, and continued: "Old aunt, I have a question, did you forget to take medicine when you went out today? Don't give up treatment! Also, why do you want to learn the sword? If you don't learn the sword, you learn the sword, and if you don't learn the iron sword, you learn the silver sword, and now you have finally reached the unity of man and sword? I have to call you a sword man in the future!"
The young woman was so angry that she screamed: "...#@¥#¥%!!"
"It's too bad, hahaha!"
"I can't stand it, my stomach hurts with laughter, hahaha!"
"yes, I'm laughing with tears in my eyes, haha!"
The young woman jumped to her feet and roared, "You... You're unreasonable!!"
Zhang Wei smiled "hehe" and said: "I never reason with Silly Bi, because Silly Bi will pull my IQ to the same level as hers, and then beat me with rich experience!"
The young woman sat down on the chair and kept panting, trembling and stretching out her finger to point at Zhang Wei, "You... You...", and then nothing came out of it.
"Rich experience beats me?haha, I learned one more sentence. ”
"It's so joyful, I want to listen to it and keep scolding. ”
"In the future, these three eight will scold me again, and I will also tell her that her experience is not as good as hers, hahaha!"
Zhang Wei looked calm, and sprayed me, just kidding, my brother has the crystallization of spraying people summarized by countless people on the Internet in later generations, you can scold me for having a ghost!
"I won't rub my tongue with you!" The young woman finally got angry, threw Chu Zhonglin's identity certificate to the ground, and sneered: "There is a problem with the materials, you can't apply for a business license!"
Ho! Communiqué personal vendetta? Zhang Weicai is not afraid, a small clerk wants to embarrass himself? Big deal, let his aunt and grandfather say hello, and are you afraid that you won't be able to apply for a business license?
Chu Zhonglin was anxious, "What's the problem?"
The young woman clasped her hands to her chest, "If I say there is a problem, there is a problem!"
"You ......" Chu Zhonglin wanted to say something.
"Uncle Chu, don't say anything to her. Zhang Wei interrupted, looked at the young woman with a smile, and said, "I hope you won't regret your decision just now." With that, he turned around and walked out, "Uncle Chu, let's go, go out and make a call!"
Chu Zhonglin hurriedly followed.
Looking at Zhang Wei's back, the young woman said loudly: "The old lady still doesn't know how to write regret!"
Zhang Wei, who walked to the door, turned around and smiled faintly, and said, "Don't worry, you'll know in a while!".
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