Chapter Eighty-Four: It's a Prehistoric Species
Bai Lu was a little petrified after listening to Gao Qiangqiang's statement that he "wanted to drink Coke and buy it himself".
Ahh
The Coke that others bought didn't take their share at all, and they still asked for it so much, didn't it become a dead face?
Hey, what kind of eyes are you looking at!? It's just a can of Coke, how much can it take advantage of you.
However, Gao Zhuangqiang's next words made Bai Lu vomit blood even more.
"My mother said that a woman who always reaches out to a man to ask for money and things must be greedy for small advantages, love to take advantage of them, and be petty, which is definitely not good. ”
"You...... Who are you talking about!?" Bai Lu felt that his face was already as red as Master Guan at this moment.
"I didn't say anyone, my mother said that when you meet someone who wants to take advantage, you have to say it directly, so that the other party will be embarrassed to take advantage of it again. ”
Bai Lu resisted the urge to throw a punch, stared at the tall and strong face tightly, and resolutely did not let go of any change in the other party's expression, and after finding that the other party was indeed serious and had no obvious sarcasm, he covered his face and rubbed his temples.
What a person!
It turns out that there is really such a wooden stunned person in this world who doesn't know the world at all, and is rigid and dogmatic?
Bai Lu decided to further test her conjecture, "In the taxi just now, did you say you didn't have change?"
"Yes, the smallest denomination of the money my mother packed for me was 20 yuan, and there was really no change. ”
Runaway on the edge.
"Do you think the driver said 18 yuan in change, but you have to ask for 10 yuan a piece. Is a piece of 5 yuan, plus three pieces of 1 yuan is change?"
"Yes, don't you think it's the arithmetic of elementary school students? You can't even be unclear about this, right?" Gao Zhuang Qiangqiang looked at Bai Lu with a suspicious eye, how could he not be able to calculate the most basic arithmetic at a young age? and graduated from college? It wouldn't be a lie, right?
Bai Lu was asked by the other party, and he really couldn't answer for a while, this combination is indeed change, but don't you think it's okay to use 20 yuan to get 2 yuan in change?
In other words, is 20 yuan considered change?
Furious, Bai Lu bought herself a bottle of ordinary mineral water. Drinks at the cinema are on the expensive side. The mineral water that sells for one or two yuan outside is sold for four yuan, and what other mineral water is airlifted by foreign glaciers, and the price is actually 15 yuan!
The clear water entered his throat, slowing down the rhythm that was about to go berserk. And Gao Zhuang and Qiang followed Bai Lu like this. Like a loyal and down-to-earth bodyguard male companion. In fact, Bai Lu wanted to say, "Mu stunned, please stand far away, it's very hot." ”
After a break of about ten minutes. The studio pulls the radio "16:40 "Prehistoric Species" begins to check in. ”
Bai Lu, who was calm, thought about the words of "taking advantage" just now, and was thinking that these words were suitable for dealing with Aunt Orchid who came to the house to eat. Well... Since he is so principled, does the fee for the taxi have to be halved? This movie ticket is paid in full by himself, and each group purchase plus the price difference costs 45 yuan (it hurts to burn money), do you have to pay after watching it?
After checking in the ticket and taking 3D glasses, I entered the theater, because it was a weekend, so there was no such situation that there were many vacant seats as usual, and it was a coincidence that there were couples in front of and behind the seats, competing for popcorn, feeding each other snacks, taking selfies, and grinding with ear disease......
At this time, Bai Lu had a little experience of what her father said, "Shape and Shadow List", uh, watching a movie alone, especially watching a movie in a seat surrounded by couples, is indeed a bit of a bit for a single girl...... Not so enjoyable.
Not alone? There's a blind date next to you?
Hehe, don't mention it, this person might as well not have it.
When it was about to be time to check the ticket, Gao Qiang Qiang went to buy a large bucket of cream popcorn, and now he is eating it by himself, and he is very focused, and he doesn't even say a polite "do you want to eat" to Bai Lu. And Bai Lu himself has been baptized by the theory of "taking advantage" just now, and he doesn't want to touch the dust again.
Fortunately, the movie started soon, the girls who took selfies also put away their mobile phones, the headlights in the theater were turned off, the atmosphere was good, and everyone entered the state of watching the movie.
"Why is this so mushy? I can't even read it. There was a complaint from the side, Bai Lu turned his head to look, and Gao Qiang Qiang complained while stuffing popcorn into his mouth.
"Where's your 3D glasses?"
"Oh, I forgot to wear it, no wonder it's so blurry, my mom would remind me before I watched 3D, why don't you talk about it. The statement, without the slightest complaint, is really just a down-to-earth flat tone.
But Bai Lu still wants to roll her eyes, please~ I'm not your mother, besides, look at 3D wearing glasses, do you need to be deliberately reminded...
The glasses are on, and the film director, producer, and other prefaces on the film cloth are just finished playing, and they enter the feature film.
Whew~A group of Europeans and Americans ran in the primeval jungle, and there were all kinds of roars from behind, accompanied by huge trees falling down in pieces, and a bloody mouth suddenly occupied the entire screen, ah--the screams of screams before death came from the sound of the theater.
"Ahh
Under the double treble decibels, Bai Lu took off his 3D glasses, and saw Gao Zhuangqiang with a frightened face through the faint light on the screen, "What's wrong?
"Too ...... It's bloody!"
(⊙o⊙)… I didn't expect such a tall and strong man to be afraid? And it was the beginning of this kind of science fiction film, Bai Lu was speechless for a while.
"It's just a movie, you've lost your popcorn. ”
Bai Lu put back her glasses, and at this time, a middle-aged uncle woke up from a dream on the movie, with a scruffy beard and a worried face.
"It was a dream! I said why is it so scary. ”
"Shhhhhh ”
"Oh, my mom said ......"
followed by a series of plot developments, the male protagonist took the whole family to the suburbs for camping, and woke up to find that the trees outside the tent were dozens of times taller, and a group of unknown creatures flew over the sky, and then the little daughter screamed, ran over to take a look, and found that it was a giant unknown creature dying on the ground. At the same time, the smell of blood attracts nearby predators, and the male protagonist picks up his little daughter, and before he can comfort him, he finds a dinosaur-like tusked creature running quickly in the distance......
Buzzing spotted mosquitoes? The size of a bed board!
Spiders with countless legs, so many strands of hair!
A monkey covered in scales, two stories tall!
……
The long-necked dinosaur has a twisted tongue like a twisted flower, and it is seven or eight meters long, licking wherever the grass and trees rot, and there are big holes in the ground.
……
"Ah......hh What is this!!"
"Prehistoric species. Bai Lu looked at it with relish and replied casually.
However, what gave back to her was that the right half of her body was splashed with several sticky cream popcorn, not that someone invited her to eat, but that she got up and spilled it in a hurry.
"It's terrible!!I don't look at it, I don't look at it!!
Author's words: Two more offerings ~ (to be continued......)