"Why did you end up on this broken island? If it weren't for the fourth child who found the fire you made, you wouldn't have died in that place!" Wu Fatzi asked a lot of questions like a machine gun.

"Ahem, don't mention it, I've made a secret plot!" I coughed. But I was very proud in my heart, and if I hadn't been idle enough to do and make a fire at the entrance of the cave, I'm afraid I would still be spending the night in that cold cave.

"What's going on?" Wu Fatzi obviously didn't understand what this had to do with the plot.

"I'm pushing people down the mountain!" I said with a wry smile. It's really a to say.,I thought I was awesome after being reborn.,I didn't expect a little kid to sneak attack.。 So I told Wu Fatzi a series of things about how I went skiing in Xixing Mountain and how I had conflicts with Li Shaojie after that.

"Damn, I don't want to live, dare to plot against my big brother Wu Fatzi, Lao Tzu will find a few people to beat him to death when he turns around. Wu Fatzi scolded.

"I guess before you kill him, this kid will already go to prison for dinner. "I estimate that Li Shaojie's matter this time is definitely not small.

"Damn, it's cheaper for him to just let him in. Wu Fatzi muttered: "Hey, by the way, I heard that many of those prisoners have special hobbies, hehe, when the time comes, Lao Tzu will go to find someone and arrange for him......" Wu Fatzi suddenly said with a smile.

I was stunned for a moment, but I immediately understood, isn't that just chicken annihilation! I couldn't help but shudder! This fat man is so fucking insidious, fortunately I am a buddy with him and not an enemy.

"Special hobbies, husband, what are special hobbies?" asked Chen Weier, who was sitting next to me, curiously.

Fat Wu had long doubted the identity of the beautiful woman sitting next to me, but he was not too embarrassed to ask. At this time, I suddenly heard a beautiful woman call me "husband", I was startled, my eyes almost didn't pop out, and I said in surprise: "You...... It's ......"

I hugged Chen Weier, smiled and introduced to Wu Fatzi: "This is my girlfriend, Chen Weier." ”

When I said the word "girlfriend", Chen Weier's little face immediately turned red. At this time, Wei'er had already taken off her coat, and she was wearing the suit I bought in the lady's house, which was extremely delicate, and even exuded a more mature charm than Zhao Yanyan.

But Wu Fatzi jumped up like crazy, pointed at my nose and shouted: "Mom, Zhao Yanyan is an only son! Did you dump her? Wow you, Liu Lei! I, Wu Fatzi, really mistook you! In vain, I still trusted Yan Yan so much, it turns out that you are a bastard who likes the new and hates the old! You see that this little girl is more beautiful than Yan Yan, so you dump Yan Yan -- I have to beat you to death today!" Because of the excitement in Wu's heart, the title of me has also changed from the original "big brother" to "Liu Lei".

The plane was originally piloted by Fat Wu, but when Fat Wu was excited, he jumped up, and the helicopter was in an unmanned state, and immediately swayed from side to side! I hurriedly stopped: "Fat Wu, you sit back and drive the plane first! Listen to me explain to you slowly!"

Wu Fatzi also realized that he was too excited, and the crash of the plane was not a joke!

"You'd better not perfunctory me with the rotten reason that Zhao Yanyan broke up with you first! I also know Yan Yan's surname, and I won't give up easily if I recognize one in my life!" Wu Fatzi said coldly.

"Fat Wu, listen to me! Zhao Yanyan is my girlfriend, yes, but Chen Weier is also my girlfriend!" I said with a serious expression and no joke.

"You have two girlfriends? This is even more unforgivable! You actually pedal on two boats on Zhao Yanyan's back and engage in second wives outside?" said Wu Fatzi's eyes widened.

"Second grandmother?" I repeated this noun in amazement! This is only ninety-five years, and such a fashionable word Wu Fat Man blurted out!

"That little girl, don't be deceived by him! he already has a girlfriend!" Wu Fatzi turned his head to Chen Wei'er and said.

But to the surprise of Fat Wu, Chen Weier lowered her head in shame and whispered, "I know ......"

"Well, you know why don't you get out of him yet...... You say you know!" Wu Fatzi was shocked and said angrily: "Damn! It turned out to be Liu Lei who you seduced, and you don't look like a good cake, you are dressed so windy, and you look like a fox spirit......"

The more Fat Wu said, the more excessive, and I saw that Chen Wei'er's face was already pale, and she might be about to cry immediately! If this Fat Wu hadn't been my friend, I would have jumped up and beaten him a long time ago! However, he has always been in love with Zhao Yanyan, and now he thinks that Zhao Yanyan has been hurt, and it is understandable that he is emotional. I hurriedly coughed twice and stopped: "Cough-cough-cough! Wu Fatty, don't get excited, in fact, not only Chen Wei'er knows about this matter, but Zhao Yanyan also knows!"

"What! Zhao Yanyan also knows? She agrees that you will find two girlfriends?" Wu Fatzi said in disbelief and horror.

"Yes, not only did she know, but she tried her best to get me and Vere together. I explained.

"Hey, that's it! Yan Yan's girl would do such a ridiculous thing! Since the parties don't say anything, what kind of foolish do I, an outsider, do! You are worthy of being my big brother, you can let two such outstanding girls follow you so desperately!"

"Hey, hey. I just had to smile. I thought, what are two, Lao Tzu will be reborn in this life, and he will have to get ten or eight of them, to say the least!

(Fishman: "How do you know you can get ten or eight wives?")

Liu Lei: "Isn't this book called "Rebirth and Chasing Beauty"?"

Fishman: "Then I can also arrange only two wives for you!"

Liu Lei: "I have no opinion, but you can ask the reader......

The fish-man saw a group of fans with bricks in their hands: "......")

"However, big brother, you have to be careful! If you snub Yan Yan, don't blame your brother, I'll take advantage of the weakness!" Wu Fat suddenly sneered.

"Damn, haven't you heard that a friend's wife can't be bullied!" I scolded.

"Damn, you're my big brother, not my friend. Wu Fatzi said seriously.

"......" I was speechless.

(Liu Lei: "Fishman, are you deliberately making things difficult for me!")

Fishman: "The plot needs it, I can think about a scene where Wu Fat pursues Zhao Yanyan......"

Liu Lei: "Hey, something else, the fish is big, I don't dare anymore......"

Fishman: "Hum ......"

Liu Lei laughed miserably: "It turns out that the sky and the earth are big, and the fish people are the biggest!"

A bunch of recommendation tickets and monthly passes were smashed...... Oops, how can there be bricks?

Reader A said, "Damn, is he cheating on the word count?"

Reader B said, "I think so, let's nit him!"

Under the sunset, a man and a fish crawled out of the ruins, and said weakly: "It turns out that the reader is the biggest!"Husband, you haven't told me what a special hobby is?" Chen Weier saw that Wu Fatzi and I stopped arguing, and asked me the question just now. A woman's curiosity is sometimes so persistent that she remembers it after so long.

"Well, special hobbies are a general term for people who have bad habits in that area. "I don't know how to explain it, sometimes something is just something that you can't say.

"What is that?"

"That's what we did in the cave!" I explained, hoping Vervier would understand.

"Hey...... It's so embarrassing, you still say. Chen Weier slapped me and said, "But can you be like a girl in prison?"

"Ahem-ahem, between two men!" I said.

"Two men, how can two men do that kind of thing, you lie!" Chen Weier said strangely.

"You can use your asshole!" I whispered in Chen's ear.

"Ahh ”

What's so disgusting about this, in a few years, gay love will be overwhelming, and marriage can be registered abroad. But these are all things that little girls in this era cannot imagine.

After a while, the little girl suddenly attached to my ear and whispered: "Husband, every time you are like me, as soon as I shout for help, I feel that you are very excited, is this also a special hobby?"

I'm sweating, this comprehension ability is really not ordinarily strong, and I can apply what I have learned so quickly.

"This ...... Probably not. I nodded in acknowledgement.

"Then I'll shout loudly next time!Husband, do you like it?" Chen Weier said in a tired voice in my ear.

Hehe, I didn't expect the cold-looking Wei'er to be so feverish. What a treasure. I had suggested to Zhao Yanyan before to play this role-playing game of robbers and folk girls, but the girl refused to live or die. I have no choice but to keep this perverted ** in my heart. I didn't expect it to be easily realized here at Chen Weier today.

"Wei'er, if you don't like it, let's use it normally. "I love it, but I don't want to force Vill even more.

"Actually...... In fact, when I shouted, I felt very good......" When Wei'er said this, she was already shy.

I was in ecstasy, my fellow travelers! A series of silver shots flashed in my mind, nurses, flight attendants, maids, wah, kack, goack I'm going to test it on Vile another day.

"Hmph...... Cough!" Fat Wu's sudden loud cough interrupted the intimacy between me and Wei'er.

Damn, you kid can't be bronchitis, interrupting Lao Tzu's fantasy.

I just wanted to have a seizure, but I saw Fat Wu hand me something like a walkie-talkie and said to me, "Yan Yan is talking to you!"

(To be continued)