Chapter 33: The Gentleman Youning
Taiping Monkey Kui, produced in Nanwan County, Great Zhou Dynasty. It is known as the reputation of "monkey kui with two pointed ends, no rolling, no scattering and no warping". It is the best choice for many literati and scholars, celebrities to visit immortals and friends, and to talk about Taoism.
Xue Youning looked at the messy living room and slowly drank the tea in her hand.
It's a pity that such a good tea is so good! I thought that your liver was hot, so I specially made you a pot of good tea to calm the liver fire, so that you could extinguish the fire.
Xue Youning put down the teacup gently, "Qi Chi, come and clean up the living room." Such a good tea, what a pity to waste. ”
Xue Qichi smiled and said: "Big brother, what kind of expression do you have! Yesterday, the family treasury was about to be emptied, and I didn't see you like this! We are not a small family, and we can still get this bit of tea." You're known like this, don't say you're a little kid!"
Xue Youning rolled her eyes, her body slumped on the chair like a puddle of mud and said frantically: "You know what a fart! Can you compare with this Taiping Monkey with that little money? The things in the treasure house were returned to those people, and they were used in the right place." But this Taiping Monkey Kui is different. Look at what people have drunk it for? It's like a good beauty is given to a pig, a cow chews peonies, can I not feel pity?"
Xue Qichi tugged at the corners of his mouth, turned his head away, and no longer paid attention to Xue Youning, who was crazy on the side.
"Big brother, I don't know if I should say a sentence or not?"
"Don't talk about it. ”
"But I'm going to talk about it anyway. ”
"Then tell me!"
"Why didn't you promise them?"
"Don't promise them what?"
Xue Qi said hurriedly: "Promise them to share your worries for you! Didn't you say that the money is gone, you can make it again, and if the people are gone, it will really be gone? If they want to kill Xue Nianci, you will let them go! What's wrong with you just turning a blind eye?"
Xue Youning laughed angrily: "You are a fool, and I am not." First of all, let's not say that Xue Nianci is a member of my Snow Clan, and they don't deserve this glory if they die at their hands. Besides, then they said today that they were going to kill Xue Nianci, and I asked them to kill them. Then tomorrow they say that they want to kill you Xue Qichi, and I won't let you? This is very unreasonable! Besides, I didn't say that to Xue Nianci. I said it to the more than 20 clans in Luoyang City. ”
Xueqi is in a hurry, "but ......"
Xue Youning waved his hand, rolled his eyes and said: "But what a fart! These shit-like families have always been small, not old, and old, and if they can't do it, then the thousand-year-old king and eighty-thousand-year-old turtle will all jump out." Wait, or it won't be long before these idiots come to the Snow Clan to ask for an explanation. Life is so hard. ”
Xue Youning immediately sat up from the chair, pointed at Xue Qichi and said seriously, "I can warn you! When they come again, don't treat them with these good teas! You just go to the street and buy some loose tea so that they can drink enough." ”
Xue Qi said with a bitter face: "Big brother, this is not good!"
Xue Youning smiled angrily: "It's not a good fart, you just don't know that firewood, rice, oil and salt are expensive." Look at how poor our Snow Clan has become. It's been a hard day!"
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Autumn is coming to an end, and the streets in Luoyang City are much deserted.
Dongluo and Hua Qingyun walked side by side on the road. One is gray-haired, the other is high-spirited.
Some people don't need a gesture to make a splash.
Hua Qingyun looked at Dongluo, who was dressed in a white shirt and had his hands in sleeves, and was amazed.
Dongluo glanced at Hua Qingyun with disdain, "Uncle, please, don't look at me with such eyes, I'm panicking." ”
Hua Qingyun slapped Dongluo's head and said, "You are panicked! You are not the delicate little lady on the street, and I am afraid that I will not be able to eat you." ”
Dongluo muttered in a low voice: "It's just that I'm not a little lady on the street, I'm afraid that you will eat me." ”
The old man Hua Qingyun was so angry that he blew his beard and glared.
Dongluo was still unconscious, and still said to himself: "Wait, what are you talking about? Do you like the delicate little lady on the street? Wow, should you say that you have a heavy taste! Or do you say that you are disrespectful to the old!"
The old man slipped and almost fell. Gritted his teeth and said, "I really shouldn't have promised Xue Nianci to protect you." Let you be killed by them, and I will be clean. ”
Dongluo hurriedly smiled and said, "Don't! Who are the two of us! Let's go, it's cold this day." I invite you to drink and eat hot pot. As the saying goes, hot pot is wine, and the more you eat, the more you have. You don't say that's the truth. ”
The young man put one hand on the old man's shoulder, as if he was saying something earth-shattering, and the old man was not angry, and walked to a hot pot restaurant at the intersection with a smile.
The night is getting darker, and the stars are getting colder. The days go by day by day. It's also coming day by day.
The most ordinary things in the world are all strange in the ordinary and tasteful in the light.
For example, drinking extremely bitter tea and eating extremely spicy hot pot. For example, just walking on the path under the autumn moon and not saying a word, it's good.
The Snow Clan has been very busy these days, busy with the reopening of those looted shops, and busy entertaining the heads of the major families who came to ask for their crimes. Everyone was talking happily on the surface, and the situation was very good. In private, they are all wielding knives, and they are in a mess.
Xue Youning lay on the table, pressed her chin against the table, and said weakly: "This group of turtle sons, are you still fucking playing? ”
Xue Qichi has long been surprised by this. Just bury your head in your own business, and make up your mind not to answer him anyway. The last time I picked him up, he was pulled by him and complained about his suffering for a long time, and he was also very unhappy.
Xue Youning, who was about to make a fuss, immediately sat up straight and straightened her clothes. Calmly looking out the door.
Yes, it's peaceful.
A porter hurriedly ran over, handed over a few posts and said respectfully: "Young Master, Chen Batian, the head of the Chen family, Lin Jingfeng, the head of the Lin family, and Wang Buyu, the head of the royal family, handed over the worship stickers with more than a dozen heads of the families in Luoyang City. ”
Xue Nianci took the post, and threw it directly on the table without looking at it. He waved his hand at the porter.
After the little guy was gone, Xue Youning slapped his palm on his forehead and said fiercely: "Xue Qichi, go make them a few buckets of tea." It's really hard for me to bully the Snow Clan. The appetite is so big, see if I can't drink them today. ”
After a while, the porter who had just run out rushed towards the Snow Clan living room with more than 20 people.
Xue Youning stood at the door of the living room and said with a smile: "It seems that the heads of the family really use my Snow Clan as a teahouse! Please enjoy the appreciation. Hurry inside please. ”
When some of the people who heard this, their faces turned green in an instant. The eyes were staring at Xue Youning, who was smiling and trembling. I can't wait to slap the person who said the phrase 'gentleman Youning'. is reluctant to even have a cup of tea, and he is embarrassed to be called a gentleman Youning, I think it's almost the same as a hypocrite Youning.
Chen Batian didn't enter the door, stood at the door and glanced at the living room, and said lightly: "Little Snow Clan, bold." ”
It seems that the other party is ready to tear his face, and Xue Youning is too lazy to make a mistake, so he snorted coldly and said: "Little Snow Clan? If this sentence is said by Han King Chen Ba first, my Snow Clan will pinch his nose and admit it, and he can't be treated with good wine and tea." But you, Chen Batian!"
Xue Youning folded the fan in his hand and pointed at Chen Batiandao: "Are you worthy?"
Chen Batian laughed angrily, "King Han? King Han belongs to my Chen clan. The throne of the Han Dynasty is also my Chen clan. As the head of the Chen family, do you think I am worthy?"
Xue Youning snorted and said, "You are not worthy." ”
The air suddenly froze, and a terrifying killing force instantly locked onto Xue Youning.
Xue Youning moved his thumb and index finger, opened the folding fan in his hand, and fanned it gently, ignoring the murderous look in front of him, and said calmly: "That's right! It's a little bit like a big family! I'm afraid of this, I'm afraid of that, I'm afraid, what are you talking like! Come, you have the ability to beat me." I'll let you know that the Chen clan with a Han king is different from the Chen clan without a Han king. It's just that you're embarrassed to stay in Luoyang City to pick up people's teeth. I think you'd better go back to your Beichen Kingdom to retire!"
Chen Batian's forehead was bruised, as if he was suppressing the anger in his heart.
A middle-aged man behind Chen Baxian said slowly: "Sometimes I think that teenagers' enthusiasm and self-confidence and conceit are a kind of vigorous vitality, impulsive and aggressive, which is the frivolous instinct given to them by age, and in a sense, it can be regarded as young capital. ”
When he said this, he paused slightly, and said very coldly: "But, it's too much, when a person is too conceited, it's not far from knowing the current affairs, I don't know how thick the sky is, well, it's you, I met you today...... Stupid!"
This is the words of the head of the royal family, Wang Bu, he glanced at Xue Youning, the words were quite flat, and the voice was not high, but it made people feel extremely harsh.
Many of the people who came with them looked strange, and the words of the head of the royal family could be described as quite merciless.
But thinking about it, many people feel that he does have the capital to preach, and people like Xue Youning in Luoyang City who dare to point out the head of the Chen family seem to be dead, and they die quietly.
Xue Youning smacked her lips, rolled her eyes and said, "The old immortal old Wang Ba." Relying on living a few more years to preach around, and not peeing on yourself, what the hell?"
Wang Buyu had a smile on his face, and his old face was wrinkled like a chrysanthemum.
Xue Youning casually glanced at Wang Buyu's crotch, "What's the matter?" I'm afraid of wetting my crotch!"
At this time, the people of the Snow Clan and the family worship also slowly gathered over. They all looked at Chen Batian and the others with cold eyes. It seems that if you don't agree with each other, you have to fight.
Chen Batian took a deep breath, suppressed the anger in his heart, and looked at Xue Youning with cold eyes, "The Snow Clan, a family that has even annihilated its affiliated kingdoms. Presumably, Zhou Tianzi would not offend so many families in Luoyang City at the same time for such a family!"
Xue Youning's face changed slightly, and she couldn't help but take a step back and said, "You...... What do you want to do?"
Chen Batian smiled cruelly: "What do I want to do? Of course, it is to exterminate the clan! Let this Luoyang City know that some families should not be humiliated." ”
"Extermination, do you really think you are the king of Han?" a loud shout came, and the sound of the wheelchair crushing on the bluestone slab came from the squeaking, and the sound could be heard in the oppressive atmosphere of saber rattling.
A teenager pushed another teenager, with a young girl and a dog beside him, and came slowly.
The wheelchair boy said coldly: "Chen Batian, you and other more than 20 clans in Luoyang, including the Snow Clan's losses this time, are all caused by me Xue Nianci alone. If you have the ability, come and beat me!"
Chen Batian sneered: "Even if you respect King Han so much, then I will send you to see him." ”
Xue Youning put away the panic on her face, and glanced at Xue Nianci angrily, "What are you doing here?" Get back for me, this is my Snow Clan's business, and it has nothing to do with you." ”