Text Chapter 88 The feeling of a fox and a fake tiger

Yu Xiaoxiang, who was hiding behind Xing'er, still couldn't change her curious baby's temper at the moment, and everyone else bowed her head slightly, not to mention going to see a lively scene, she didn't even have the courage to take a peek, but she tilted her head, and even felt that it wasn't clear enough, so she simply began to lean out on her side with half of her delicate body.

Looking at the so-called celebrant lying on the ground, Yu Xiaoxiang felt that the two old men with gray temples were a little pitiful, and felt that they were shaking all over, as if they were practicing toad skills, which was ridiculous.

The style of the official robes of the empire is almost the same, except for the bird and beast pattern flowers on the chest that Yu Xiaoxiang can't understand what they mean, it is clear whether it is literary or martial. Not to mention that the officials themselves occupy one side of the civil and military, just the color is clear from a distance. Military attachés are red, civil officials are black, this is the root of Xiao Yichen's half-joking and half-mocking words: "The heart is not black, the hands are not black, the clothes are not black, how can you be a civil official?"

The old man kneeling on the ground is no different from other civil officials, the black robe hangs down to the heels, the chest is embroidered with silver silk thread that looks like a kind of bird, and the head is wearing a high boat hat, the specific appearance is more like the official hat of the Ming Dynasty Removing the swallow wings on both sides, it looks like there is a strange sense of funny.

Just as Yu Xiaoxiang was staring at the old guy, Xiao Yichen's words were so flat that he couldn't even feel the tone: "This king asks you, are you going to let this king walk to the Dadu Governor's Mansion, or are you going to let this king go to the Dadu Governor's Mansion under these two stars in the sky to see if you can roast it dry?"

"Wei, Weichen deserves to die for his crimes, but please let His Highness allow Weichen to explain the inside story. His whole body shook like an electric shock, and the old man still didn't dare to raise his head, trembling and almost unable to speak clearly, in order to save his head, he could finally make people listen to the words.

"This king has always been very talkative, you had better think about it, if what you say is reasonable, this king forgives you for your innocence, if you want to find a reason to do so, hehe, this king will let you know how to write tragic words!" Xiao Yichen's mouth hooked a sneer, but his eyes were staring at the back of the old man's head.

"Thank you, Your Highness, for your grace. The old man kowtowed again, and then said: "Your Highness, this blue star is just a small border star, not to mention the presence of a noble prince like His Highness, even if it is the governor of the Eight Star Domain in the southern part of Eastern Xinjiang, he has never come." Weichen knew that according to the ritual system, Weichen should be prepared to be carried by sixty-four people, and the Purple Gold Eight Dragon Emperor would be used by His Royal Highness to walk. But within a day, Wechen really couldn't supervise the creation of such a noble thing, and he hadn't even seen the style of Wechen. In addition, the main gate of the star port here is narrow, and even if it is built, I am afraid that it will not be able to be carried in. Please also ask Your Highness to forgive Wei Chen. ”

The cold light in the star's eyes became a little more abundant, and Xiao Yichen said with a mocking expression: "If you can't make the emperor in one day, it's forgivable." But you, as a celebrant and a foreign officer, actually told this king that you don't even know the style? According to your meaning, this king used to inspect various places, and he first invited the local celebrant to come to the palace to eat and live well, and studied around the dragon chariot for several years, and they made it? Ha, it's ridiculous!"

"Your Highness forgives your sins, Weichen is ignorant!" When the old guy heard this, he trembled even more, as if he had gone crazy.

A few steps forward, walking directly to the old man's side, Xiao Yichen simply squatted down, poked the back of the old man's head with an official hat with the folding fan in his hand, and said with a smile: "What's even more ridiculous is that the Xinggang Gate is too small, and this has become your reason! This king asks you, are you living in ancient times? You need to use a hammer to tear down a gate? When you rebuild it, you don't need a microparticle industrial construction machine, and you can use saliva to stick it with mud? This king tells you that it only takes three hours for the empire to demolish a city! It doesn't take three days to build a city on flat ground! This king sees that you have been wearing this hat for too long, and he doesn't want to wear it, does he? Okay, I will satisfy you!"

"Your Highness forgives your sins, Your Highness forgives your sins!" The old man panicked when he heard this, and he hurriedly begged for mercy and kowtowed.

Standing up slowly, Xiao Yichen waved his hand and said: "This person is very disrespectful, this king sees that he is old, and the death penalty will be spared." Come on, take off the official robe and hat, and throw it out to the king!"

"No!"

In a louder response, among the hundreds of guards warriors who followed Xiao Yichen, the three of them immediately rushed out, and they didn't care how the old man cried at the moment, like a naked pig, he directly stripped off all his clothes, and dragged the old guy out of the star port with only his pants covered by his arms.

At this moment, not to mention that someone dared to jump out to help the old man speak, even the sound of breathing seemed to be a little lowered. In Nuoda's starport, except for the occasional sound of the wind, there is no sound.

Yu Xiaoxiang looked at it secretly, and then she knew that the guy in front of her, who seemed to be able to be beaten by herself anytime and anywhere, actually had such a might. Remembering that he had nothing to do and glared at him, when he was in a bad mood, he simply waved his pink fist and pounced on it, the little beauty felt that the back of her neck was a little cold, and the beautiful head of the mantis didn't seem to be so stable......

Smack, smack, smack......

The sound of the folding fan tapping lightly in the palm of his hand was as clear as thunder here at this moment, Xiao Yichen stood in place, glanced back and forth at the star field civil and military who were kneeling on both sides, and said indifferently: "The reason why this king came here is because he is in a very bad mood! The reason for the bad mood, I think you all know it." Six out of eighty in the Eastern Frontier Star Field, other people's families are fine, and there is a rebellion at both ends of the three days here. The rebellion is fine, but ......"

The cold light in the starry eyes flashed, and Xiao Yichen's thunderous roar instantly sounded: "It's a big deal to make Lao Tzu very faceless!!"

"The ministers are guilty, and the ministers are afraid!"

Once again, it was like a rehearsed scene, no matter how civil and military knocked on the ground again, no one dared to hesitate for a moment.

"If you know that you are guilty, you can be saved. This king doesn't want to dry here now, and you have heard it clearly, whether you are a mother-in-law at home who is going to give birth or an old lady who is dying, even if you climb, you have to climb to the Governor's Mansion for this king. If you dare to have one person who is too late or slow, this king wants you to wait for the whole clan to be buried!" When Xiao Yichen's words fell, he strode towards the main gate of Xinggang.

"The ministers obey the military order, and the ministers send your highness!"

In the response, Yu Xiaoxiang followed behind Xing'er, walking past the civil and military ministers who were still kneeling on the ground and did not dare to get up first, and suddenly felt that she seemed to be quite majestic. At least, being kneeled by these hundreds of people was a strange feeling she had never had since she was born.

"No wonder many people like foxes and fake tigers, hey, don't you say it, it feels pretty cool. Hee-hee~~" The little girl who was secretly happy in her heart seemed to be walking a little brisker.