Chapter 831: The Dao is One Foot High, and the Demon is One Foot High!(15 more)
"Yes, as soon as I thought that I would have to add a word in front of my name in the future, I would have no shame to save the stumbling girl. Mei Sanbu nodded seriously.
The monk clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, the poor monk has no shame to face the little ghosts anymore." ”
Devil: "Malegobi, it's my business! I'm not the ...... of your stupid team"
Because of the stupid words of the ghosts, everyone strongly demanded to change the name, otherwise the peasants would turn over and be the masters.
"My greatest strength as a person is that I listen to other people's opinions and never engage in dictatorship. Xiao Fan looked very talkative, thought for a moment, and said, "Since everyone doesn't like it, why don't you pop it?"
"Shet!"
Because it is not in China now, the desert scolded a foreign swear word very appropriately.
Three black lines appeared on everyone's heads, plus their facial features were distorted.
Those who know say that they are an idol group that saves the world, but those who don't know think that they are a group of hungry ghosts who have no brains and only cerebellum, and think about popping all day long.
No matter how you think about this name, I feel very ashamed, it's not an ordinary shame, it's thrown all over the world, and it can circle the earth three times in a row......
"Well, it looks like you guys still don't like it. Xiao Fan shrugged his shoulders: "Then it's okay, but we can use the English of Momoda, and then take the first letter 'K', what do you think?"
"K?" everyone was slightly stunned.
"Golden K International Heavenly Group!" the monk thought of gold for the first time.
"It's not impossible, it's pretty good. Desert nodded, thinking that the name was better, the golden K, no matter how it sounded, it was ten thousand times stronger than Momoda.
And Xiao Fan was still entangled in it: "Is it stupid to have gold?"
"Assi, let's just have a single letter K! From now on, we will call it the letter K International Heavenly Group." ”
"The international heavenly group is not good, it's called the Alliance!
Everyone said a word, and so, before arriving in the Rhine, a pit organization that would stir up the peace of the entire world in the future was freshly baked!
The alphabet K Alliance, born out of the playful Momoda International Heavenly Group, has developed from the original four people to today's ...... Seven people.
"Why do you have to use K?" the ghost said coldly.
Everyone looked at Xiao Fan, Xiao Fan touched his nose and said: "First, it is the first letter of KISS, what does it mean, and secondly, ......" Xiao Fan smiled weirdly, and stretched out his middle finger out of the window: "KAO!"
"I'm ...... wipe"
Everyone sighed in their hearts, and suddenly felt that Xiao Fan was very handsome when he scolded with his middle finger.
"Little ghost, do you want to join?" Xiao Fan asked.
"I ...... Nerves!" the ghost looked disgusted.
After the naming turmoil, everyone closed their eyes and rested again.
Only in the desert, after asking the stewardess for a stack of paper and a pen, she kept reading in fragments and drawing messily on the paper.
"What are you doing?"
Xiao Fan tilted his head and glanced at it, and found that some lines were being drawn in the desert, including time periods, curves, geographical location coordinates, and itinerary.
"Going to the Rhine is a life of nine deaths, for the sake of my little life, I have to figure out a feasible plan to end the mission as soon as possible and go back. I'm still a child, and it would be a shame to die in a foreign land. ”
Desert said this, his tone was still full of resentment.
He slept at home well, and he didn't recruit anyone to provoke anyone, because Mao was going to be kidnapped by this big bastard and go to a dangerous place where he could lose his life at any time?
"Oh, then come on, I'll make you the planner of this operation. Xiao Fan said solemnly, rubbed the desert's hair vigorously, then tilted his head and closed his eyes, and fell asleep peacefully.
After coming over for a while, the desert where he was writing and painting stopped what he was doing, he quietly looked up at Xiao Fan, and found that Xiao Fan was still sleeping soundly, and then looked at the others, and found that none of them paid attention to themselves, so he quietly unbuckled his seat belt and went to the toilet.
The ghost disciples in the front row opened their eyes and closed them again.
Soon, Desert came out of the toilet, came to the captain's lounge, took out a set of parachutes from under the bed, and then laughed in a low voice: "Big bastard! Do you think that taking away all the parachutes in the first class cabin will make it impossible for me to get the parachute?
With that, Desert carried the parachute bag on his back, checked and fixed it everywhere, and then quietly came to the edge of the cabin, opened the protective layer on the surface, revealing the emergency brake combination lock inside, and then tried to open the combination lock.
There was a soft click, and Desert's face showed excitement, and he reached for the small door of the cabin.
However, this pull did not pull away.
"What's going on? The combination lock has been opened, why can't it be pulled?" Desert muttered to himself in surprise.
"Of course I can't open it, because I did it. A smiling voice came from behind him, the desert stiffened, and slowly turned his head with a bitter face, and saw Xiao Fan's smiling face at a glance.
"I just wanted to make a joke...... "The desert little face immediately turned pale, Xiao Fan with this countenance seemed very terrible to him.
"I'm just kidding. Xiao Fan stretched out his hand and rubbed the desert's little face vigorously, rubbing his tears and screaming in pain.
Everyone came over: "What's wrong?"
"This little guy is so bold, he really wants to jump off the and escape. Mei Sanbu smacked her lips: "No wonder Xiao Fan arrested him, this little kid is really a little demon." ”
"Amitabha...... Little donor, you are depraved, and you will be beaten by my Buddha. The monk smiled.
"The boss is clever, I was curious before, it turned out to be for this little guy. The black pupil looked at Xiao Fan with excitement and admiration.
After the plane took off, Xiao Fan let Wei cool the cabin control and took away all the parachute bags in the first class.
At that time, everyone didn't know why Xiao Fan did this, and at this time, they realized that Xiao Fan had already calculated the desert's actions.
"Wow!"
Desert Wow cried out: "The road is one foot high, the demon is one foot high, I don't dare anymore!"
"The road is one foot high, the devil is one foot high, I think you are the righteous side, I am evil, right? I am not old, and my heart is not small, but unfortunately I didn't put it in the right place. If you are punished to do a hundred push-ups and not finish them within half an hour, you will know what it means to be arrogant!"
Xiao Fan grabbed the desert's ears, carried him back to the location where the plane was, looked at the surrounding area, the blue sky and white clouds, there were no clouds and thunder, and the plane was as smooth as walking on the ground, so he let go of the hand holding the desert's ears, sat in the position, crossed Erlang's legs and said: "Do, a hundred push-ups, count from now on!"
"I want my home! I want my mother!" Desert cried, trying to arouse sympathy, but apparently, it was some hard-hearted man, and his moves were once again ineffective.
(End of chapter)