Chapter 299 [Yamamoto Twenty-two] (First Update)
The wineries that set up their booths outside the castle showed their whole body solutions, and the wine was not good for the food, and the foie gras truffle caviar became a big road commodity, and it was not served at any cost, just to attract these public judges and get a valuable vote. However, this kind of trick still can't pull the real old drunkard, and Tang Dezheng, who was wandering around outside the castle, was a little bored, and was about to find a place to rest and spend the morning, when he suddenly saw a commotion in the crowd.
"It's a challenge! It's a fight, it's going to be a fight. ”
"It's been three years since I've seen a winery fighting in a competition, which one is so uncomposed? The competition has only started for half a day, how many votes can I get if I win the fight?"
"It's an islander. It's no wonder, it is estimated that he has taken a fancy to someone's position. Oh, and the challenger is the old Sean of Mary's Manor, I heard that his manor has changed its name and was bought by a Chinese, but it seems that this new owner has no ability to participate in the competition with this level of wine? ”
"Let's take a walk, go over and see, this morning can be passed, haha. ”
There is no one who is bad. Lao Maozi is no exception, seeing that the contestants want to fight wine, these public judges are more energetic than beating chicken blood, and some wineries have also sent winemakers to watch the wind, thinking of taking advantage of the fire to rob.
Yamamoto was very proud, he felt like he had the vision of a strategist, and he found a shortcut to victory less than an hour after the game began.
Waiting for the votes of the public judges step by step, and waiting for pie to fall from the sky in this lame position? No! The 'martyrs' of the island nation have never taught their descendants to be shrunken turtles! Yamamoto has been observing for a long time, this idler's manor is the weakest of the contestants, as long as he takes their place, with the 'secret weapon' he has prepared, Yamato brand sake has a good chance of reaching the finals on the third day and establishing a bridgehead in the French wine industry!
"The splendor of the island nation's wine scene. Let me create it!" With the dream and glory of the creator, Yamamoto Twenty-two glanced back at the sake brewer Toriyama Saunosuke behind him, and the two guys laughed in unison
"What are you going to do?"
Old Sean was furious. Zhou Yi looked at Yamamoto Twenty-two and the others with a smile. Well, this guy seems to be doing well, with a big Arabic numeral '6' hanging on the booth. That means they have already got 6 votes. Among the contestants outside the castle, this score is not high or low, it seems that this guy is unwilling to be lonely, thinking about giving a treasure gift.
So Zhou Yi and Old Sean are in a completely different mood, the more they look at this little ghost, the cuter they become, there are no guns and no guns, the enemy makes it for us, this product is too timely
"Challenge!"
Yamamoto Twenty-two is very high-profile: "Are you from the Idler's Manor? I am the representative of the 'Yamato' brand sake in Oshima Province, and now I want to challenge you, according to the rules of the competition."
"According to the rules of the game, if you lose. Not only will you withdraw from the competition, but the votes you get will also belong to us" At this time, many public judges gathered around and watched with interest, Zhou Yi looked at Yamamoto Twenty-two with a smile, and said it first. lest this guy turn around and lose his debts.
"Uh, of course"
Yamamoto Twenty-two frowned and looked at Zhou Yi, his lines were actually snatched by a Chinese boy, which made him feel very uncomfortable: "If you lose, then you have to give up this position, and your ticket must belong to us!"
"Okay, it's better than that!"
Old Sean saw that Zhou Yi looked confident. Suddenly had confidence: "According to the rules, compare three games, did you bring your tickets?"
"Of course!" Yamamoto Twenty-two nodded at the island country big breasts sister paper behind him, the sister paper opened the wooden box in her hand, and there were six tickets inside, one of which was a yellow ticket belonging to the invited judges;
"We also needed a guest judge and two senior public judges. ”
Seeing that Yamamoto Twenty-two was so well prepared, Old Sean's face sank, and there was no way back, so let's fight: "According to the rules of the competition, when the contestants challenge each other, the special guest judges who are the main judges must have no relationship with both parties to the competition, which must be designated by the organizing committee, and the other two senior public judges can be selected by the public judges on the spot." David, you go to the organizing committee to submit an application, and please select two judges to be the deputy judges of this challenge. ”
"I don't need you to bother to apply, I have already submitted my application to the organizing committee, and there will be special judges coming soon. Yamamoto Twenty-two sneered: "Now that there are hundreds of public judges here, it is not difficult to find two deputy judges. ”
"I elected Mr. Tang De, Mr. Tang De has drunk hundreds of millions of family properties, he is definitely a drunkard among drunkards, an expert among insiders, he will definitely do it. Don't refuse, Mr. Donde."
"It's still Mr. Philip, who, though he is a Dutchman, has written a 200,000-word History of European Wine, and if he either refuses it himself, or is a guest judge, Mr. Philip, you will be reluctant to do it."
Don and Philip are both legends in this group of drunkards, and these public judges elected them not only to recognize them, but also to make a joke, everyone knows what the competition between the third-level wineries is all about, and if it weren't for the excitement, these extremely picky guys in the cup would not have gathered around, let alone let their taste buds be ruined by garbage.
"Whatever, you bastards. ”
Tang De shrugged his shoulders with a smile. Philip is a very serious person, he looks very quiet, and he has a pair of gold-wire glasses on the bridge of his nose, no wonder he can write 200,000 words of "European Wine History", this is a cultured drunkard, of course, according to legend, this cultural drunkard often likes to play s~m when he is drunk, maybe the people of the inner image are like this.
Hearing everyone's choice, Philip smiled and did not refuse. He is not like Tang De's gang, he is a real researcher, in order to enrich his research process, he is not picky about even the cheapest daily table wines, and he is the only one who has tasted all the participating winery samples in less than two hours, including the wines of the Idler's Manor.
The guest jury sent by the organizing committee soon arrived, and this was an old German man named Stien, who is also said to be a winemaker. Although he prefers to brew German stouts. But his evaluation ability is absolutely undoubted, and there are basically two brushes to become a special guest judge, even if it is Tang Bao, he has read countless wines, which is not indiscriminate, and the old man in Germany has no collusion with both parties, which can guarantee absolute notarization.
"If you don't have any opinions, now the game starts, according to the rules of the game, three games and two wins, the first game, the wine competition, the second game, the wine and food competition, the third game, the wine competition, now the first game. ”
Stien is a standard German style, serious and serious, after determining the identities of both sides of the game, without unnecessary nonsense, directly announced the start of the game.
The first is a competition for the amount of wine, the most untechnical and the most interesting part, whether you can win has nothing to do with the quality of the wine, but to see who can drink.
This seems a little funny, but in the view of the romantic French rooster, wine is brewed for people to drink, only people who know how to raise a glass to drink, can know how to live, is a reliable friend; the same can be proven, if you are a winemaker but can't drink, a winery can't find a master of drinking, then what are you still mixing in the wine world?
So this is not so much a winery competition, but rather a competition of drunkards, according to the convention, both sides have to send their own drunkards, drink the wine of both sides, of course, this wine is to be drunk, for example, Yamamoto brought sake, that should be mixed with the red wine of the idler's manor to drink, this is the most terrible way to drink, people who drink a little worse, I am afraid that a glass will fall.
"Compete in the amount of alcohol?!"
Yamamoto watched several workers from the idler's manor mix barrels of red wine and sake, and suddenly smiled, waved out of the crowd, and shouted, "Yokokura!"
"Yes, Mr. Yamamoto!"
Everyone felt that the ground shook, and they turned their heads in horror to see a huge fat man about 1.9 meters tall with a waist circumference of six feet smashed down from a large van parked next to the booth of the island country, and walked towards this side step by step.
This fat man was full of shaky fat all over his body, and he had no clothes on his body, so he covered his shame with a pocket cloth and wrapped it around his waist, because it was tight, the pocket cloth sank deep into his two buttocks, squeezing the two buttocks like meat balls.
"I'm rubbing, such a cunning guy, why did you prepare a sumo wrestler?"
When the organizing committee appointed Stien, the invited judges all heard that the island country sake was going to challenge the idler's manor, and many people came to see the excitement, Tang Bao and He Crazy also came, as soon as they saw this huge fat, Bao Erye's face turned green, this he~ Isn't the mother cheating? Just look at the figure of the fat man in this island country, it must be at the 'horizontal tank' level, not to mention people, Jin Yangyang's appetite is afraid that it can't compare to him!
"Mr. Sean, Hua Xia Zhou, this is our representative, please also choose one person, and we can start the game. ”
Yamamoto Twenty-two smiled proudly, he had already understood the rules of the tournament, this Yokozuna-level sumo wrestler called Yokokura was specially prepared by him, and when it came to drinking, who could drink more than Yokokura?
"You're so mean!"
Old Sean's face was ugly.
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