"I ...... What did I just do?"

Meng Youyou's face was so hot that he suddenly turned his head to look at Xiao Fan, his expression became fierce, and he kicked Xiao Fan fiercely with his feet in high heels.

Of course, Xiao Fan couldn't let Meng Youyou kick him, and at the moment she kicked it, her legs were pressed together, sandwiching Meng Youyou's long legs at her knees.

"Bastard!

"Is it reasonable to kick me? Don't let go, don't let go if you kill me!"

"Believe it or not, I'm going to arrest you?" Meng Youyou struggled hard, but to no avail.

"Arrest me?" Xiao Fan grinned: "Why? Do you sue me for assaulting the police? Officer Meng, I am the victim, I want to call the police, I was forcibly kissed just now!"

"Shameless!" Meng Youyou trembled with anger, making such a despicable act, and actually the wicked person sued first, what language should be used to describe this bastard?

"Thank you!"

Xiao Fan thanked sincerely, looked down at the long legs between his legs, and forcibly endured the obscene idea of reaching out and touching it, Xiao Fan still let go of Meng Youyou.

"Officer Meng, I apologize to you. ”

Seeing that Meng Youyou still wanted to attack, Xiao Fan hurriedly retreated, with a sincere face: "I'm sorry, I drank wine this time, so I smelled of wine in my mouth, and I didn't give you the best experience, but it doesn't matter, next time I have the opportunity to play kissing, my service will definitely be very thoughtful." ”

After speaking, Xiao Fan turned around and ran.

"Xiao Fan, you bastard, stop me!" Meng Youyou was so angry that she almost jumped to her feet, but Xiao Fan still quickly disappeared from her sight.

Pretending to be forced and saying a sigh, Xiao Fan, who was satisfied, drove back to the villa, and it was already about one o'clock in the morning.

The lights in the villa were still on, and Xiao Fan saw when he entered the door to see that the monk was sitting in the living room watching TV, and the soap opera was playing on it......

"Monk, do you see this?" Xiao Fan took a bottle of Shuang Crooked from the refrigerator and sat next to the monk with a look of disdain: "The Buddha will not forgive you." ”

"Amitabha, how can you understand if you don't go through tribulations? Lord Xiao, you have fallen and actually drank this kind of thing, my Buddha will not forgive you. The monk snatched Shuang Crooked from Xiao Fan's hand, inserted a straw and sucked it loudly: "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"

Xiao Fan pursed his lips, and he didn't have time to mess with the monk at night, so he took a new bottle by himself.

A figure flashed in, but it was Mei Sanbu, who was wearing a night suit, who came back with a computer.

"Thief benefactor, your stolen goods tonight are a computer? It's so degenerate!" The monk looked at the computer in Mei Sanbu's arms, and sighed continuously: "You are all so depraved, my Buddha heart is so tired." ”

"I'm tired of your sister. Mei Sanbu rolled her eyes, and said mysteriously: "Don't underestimate this computer, I stole it from a computer master, and there are good things in it." ”

Xiao Fan looked at the computer, how could he feel a little familiar, and suddenly slapped his head: "Mei Sanbu, where did you steal it?"

"A place called the Forgotten Sorrow Pavilion. Mei Sanbu slurped: "There is a beautiful girl paper with fried chicken in the Forget Worry Pavilion, and she almost showed it." There is such a beautiful sister paper, and it really deserves to be a forgetting cabinet, and you can forget any troubles. ”

Xiao Fan's face was expressionless: "That woman is mine, if you dare to touch me, I will kill you." ”

"All the beauties in the world are yours?" Mei Sanbu glared at Xiao Fan angrily: "It's too much! What you say is yours is yours? Who is this! If you have the ability, you bring that sister's paper another day, and let her tell me in person that she is your girl!"

"Amitabha, the topic is off, what is the good thing in this computer?" The monk saw that the two looked a little conflicted, and hurriedly spoke.

Mei Sanbu grinned: "This computer is amazing, he is a computer master, I saw him destroy people's defense systems with a few simple clicks." ”

Xiao Fan's face twitched.

This computer is really not cool.

"Thief donor, there is too much nonsense, my Buddha will get you. The monk got impatient.

"What's the hurry? Wait!"

I saw Mei turn on the computer in three steps, open QQ, and then search for a female number with the advanced search function, and finally select a girl named 'Little Meng Mei', and then apply to add friends.

Xiao Fan and the monk stared at the screen curiously, and soon, the girl with the online name 'Little Meng Mei' chose to accept it.

Mei Sanbu hurriedly said 'hello'.

"Amitabha, isn't this just an ordinary chat? What about the good things that are good? The poor monk's pants have been taken off, so you let me see this?" the monk looked very dissatisfied.

Mei Sanbu smiled and said, "Don't worry. ”

On QQ, Xiaomengmei replied hello, and Mei continued to type in three steps: "You don't believe it, I can predict what you look like and what you wear." ”

"Cut, this way of picking up is very old-fashioned, can you please change a new excuse?" replied.

"Don't believe me, then you tell me your birthday, I can definitely predict it, if not, you can just block me. Mei replied in three steps.

"Really, well, I'll try. "Little Mengmei quickly brought over the date of birth.

The smile on Mei Sanbu's face became rippling, and she said to Xiao Fan and the monk: "Look at it!"

After speaking, Mei Sanbu directly clicked on the video call, but after clicking on it, the call page did not appear, but a small black screen appeared, with a white space on it, as if he wanted to enter something.

Mei entered the date of birth of the little cute girl in three steps, and then hit the enter key.

The next moment, a picture appeared on the computer screen in front of the three of them.

The picture looks like a dormitory, a girl sits in front of the computer, combing a double ponytail, her eyebrows are clear, and most importantly, the girl is only wearing pajamas, which are somewhat transparent, and through the pajamas, you can see her fair skin.

"Amitabha, so depraved!" the monk's eyes lit up.

"How's it going, isn't it?" Mei Sanbu smiled very proudly.

"'Bird' beast!" Xiao Fan stared at the girl in the picture and said, "Does she know that it is in the video?"

"Of course I don't know, if I know, I still have it?" Mei Sanbu said proudly: "For this computer, I have worked a lot. ”

"'Bird' beast +1!" The monk wiped his face fiercely, his eyes were burning and glowing green, and he said, "Then the poor monk will not look at whoever he wants?"

"Of course, as long as you know her QQ number and date of birth, by the way, the other party must also have a camera. Mei Sanbu was triumphant.

"Thief benefactor, my Buddha's happiness depends on you. The monk licked his lips, and looked at Mei Sanbu's eyes so gentle that they could drip water.

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. Mei Sanbu pretended to be an uncle, shook his head and waved his hands, how to look at how to be beaten.

At this time, Xiaomengmei on QQ was typing again, asking why she didn't predict it, and if she didn't say it again, she would be blocked.

Mei Sanbu hurriedly replied: "I have predicted that you have a double ponytail, big eyes, light eyebrows, a small mouth, and a cute smile."

Xiao Fan looked at Mei Sanbu and replied, but he was extremely emotional in his heart: "I didn't expect Weiliang to be so obscene, it seems that no woman is in trouble!"

(End of chapter)

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