Chapter 322: To be rich is to be capricious
Who said that the bull head family is all some people with developed limbs and simple minds, this bull head four hundred and five is very strategic when he speaks, and deliberately bites everyone to sit down to eat, so that is to say, as long as one person does not sit down, even if I lose. Such conditions are also a bit too harsh. Princess Song was worried that I wouldn't understand, so she glared at me vigorously, and the meaning was obvious, that is, I should not agree, so as not to fall into the trap of the bull's head four hundred and five.
"If one of them doesn't come down to eat, then I'll be tied up and let you clean the street at your disposal!" But I was already confident, as if I hadn't seen Princess Song's eyes, but laughed: "Lord Steward, let's make a decision when we say this!"
Niu Tou 405 thought that I had fallen into his trap, and couldn't help but sneer: "Little white face, a gentleman's word, a quick horse! Whoever regrets it is raised by his stepmother!"
Still unmoved, I said, "Of course!"
Princess Song stared at me, and then said angrily: "Why don't you listen to persuasion? Since you are so bent on going your own way, then the trouble you cause will end up by yourself." ”
Hearing Princess Song's complaint, Niu Tou 405 laughed even more proudly: "Little white face, do you regret it?" But if you say it and splash out the water, who made you so angry before? No way, if you call me grandpa now, I won't let you go! Because of the revenge of the broken horn, the master in charge has to take revenge!"
The bull head looked at me with a resentful face, and he really wanted to swallow me in one gulp. I understand his hatred for me, and it is still a trivial matter for me to sweep his face in front of such a melon-eating crowd. On top of that, I ruined one of his horns. Because for the Niutou clan, that pair of horns is their important weapon, and now that his horns have been destroyed, his strength has been lost by more than half, if he can't bring back one or two beauties for Niutou Thirty-six this time, then he will not be able to keep his position as the manager of the street.
"I'm a person who does things, and I will never regret it!" I laughed, then stepped forward and smiled at Niu Tou 45 and said, "Don't be convinced, you open your eyes and take a look, look at my horse and worm-like operation!"
Niu Tou 450 looked like he was holding a winning roll, leaned into the carriage with a big ocean, and then said: "Little white face, just say that you don't practice the fake trick, the steward will wait and see." ”
This time Princess Song didn't say anything, after all, we have dealt with each other a few times, she still knows me well, and she also knows my skills, otherwise, she would not have handed over the whip of the ghost king to me. Therefore, although she is also a bystander this time, it is still a little different from the bystander of Niu Tou 405. After all, Niu Tou 45 wants to watch me make a fool of myself, and Princess Song hopes that I can create a miracle, and there is also a hope in it.
At this time, those people who eat melons also focused on me, they were either full of hope, or a look of disdain, or a look of schadenfreude, or a look of excitement and not afraid of big things, anyway, there are all kinds of faces.
I don't think so, because human nature dictates that there are a hundred people, and the shape is *, and this is true in the human world, and it is also true in the Netherworld.
I stood up, glanced around with an indifferent gaze, and then said in a tone that was in my chest: "Ladies and gentlemen, in our human world, there is a good saying, that people die for money, and birds die for food. And in the Netherworld, there is a saying that money can make ghosts grind. But today I don't need you to grind, I just need you to sit in the noodle stall here and eat a bowl of lo mein. So, I will each send a garlic strip gold. Eat a bowl of noodles and get a garlic strip gold, where to find such a good thing? Even if you offend the Jingjie Division for this, then what? It's a big deal not to mix up in this black rope city. Anyway, there is a garlic strip of gold, and you can eat and drink for half a lifetime anywhere!"
"Is it really a bowl of lo mein and a strip of garlic gold?"
"This little brother, is this true?"
"Little brother, I see that you are also a sincere person, you can't fool people!"
Before my words fell, the crowd was already excited. You must know that in the Netherworld, the purchasing power of a piece of garlic gold is quite amazing. If you don't spend money wantonly, just this garlic strip of gold is enough for a family of four to eat and drink for most of their lives. Money can make ghosts grind, this sentence is not just a casual talk. So, none of these people are unmoved. At this point, Niu Tou Thirty-six and Jingjie Si can't do anything to them even if they are, after all, they just sit down and eat a bowl of lo mein, which law does this not violate?
At this time, Niu Tou 405 laughed: "Little white face, who are you fooling? If you eat a bowl of lo mein, you will be given a piece of garlic gold, but I am afraid that His Royal Highness the Emperor of Song does not have such courage, right? Which green onion are you? Are you willing to give away so much gold? I don't believe it anyway, and I don't believe it if I am killed." ”
Niu Tou 405's words are exactly what those people who eat melons are suspicious of, so they are all the same as Niu Tou 45, staring at me with puzzled eyes.
Princess Song on the side gave me an approving look, and it seemed that she still understood me very well.
I turned around and nodded to her, then drank a bowl of noodle soup, cleared my throat and said: "I, Li, is a six-foot man, of course I can't speak, I will leave the words here now, as long as you come and sit down and eat a bowl of lo mein, then I will send a garlic strip of gold on the spot, there is no lie!"
Everyone didn't look like I was playing tricks, but two guys, with the mentality of eating crabs first, came over and sat on the bench. I glanced over, Xiaoqin naturally understood, and quickly brought two bowls of lo mein, and the two guys quickly ate them all, and then looked at me with dead beggar eyes. And at this time, everyone froze their breath and watched how I could deal with it.
I smiled faintly, picked up two garlic sticks and threw them over, as if I was throwing two firewood sticks: "I, Li, is a man who speaks, so you should hurry up and go home with the gold to live." ”
The two guys looked at me with disbelieving eyes, and after looking at me for a long time, Princess Song said: "Do you two want this garlic strip gold or not? If you don't take it away, this girl will be the master of the house and take it back!"
The two guys woke up like a dream, put the garlic strips in their mouths, and bit hard, one of them was ecstatic, and the other was overjoyed: "It's true, it's really garlic gold, I didn't think that my second king would have today, and my family would be guaranteed in this life!"
The two men took the garlic strips into their arms, gave me a deep salute, and then spread their feet and ran away.
There is a good saying that the power of example is infinite. As soon as I saw that someone really got a garlic strip gold because of eating a bowl of lo mein, the rest of the people who ate melons no longer hesitated, and rushed up like a swarm, filling this roadside stall for a while.
I'm not afraid of what kind of moth the bull head 4505 will play with me at all, because I have scanned it with my divine sense before, and the people who eat melons here are not cultivators, not even the realm of the first realm, and the Jingjie Division is also a law enforcement department, and not everyone can enter it, so at that time, I was sure that there were no spies from the Jingjie Division in the past few years.
At this time, Niu Tou 45 no longer had the spirit he had just now, but just looked at me with incredible eyes, and said incoherently: "Are you crazy? Why did you give away a lot of garlic strips of gold for nothing? That's garlic strips of gold, something that many guys dream of, and you actually gave it away because of a bowl of lo mein!"
"Lao Tzu has nothing else, the poor only have garlic strips of gold, so Lao Tzu is willing, can you manage it?" I deliberately pretended to be a scoundrel, clearly looking like Lao Tzu was rich and willful. Niu Tou 45 was already angry, and at this moment, he was so provoked by me, and suddenly he couldn't slow down, only to feel that his eyes were dark, a mouthful of old blood spurted out, and then fainted on the ground.
Those subordinates of the Jingjie Division hurriedly lifted the bull's head four hundred and five, and wanted to slip away quietly, but I stopped them: "I want to lose the bet, you can go, but you have to leave your steward!"
The two guys' faces changed, and they said inwardly: "Don't be unforgiving, you kid, you must know that you have a mortal enmity with our Jingjie Division, and you don't have good fruit to eat." ”
"Yes, I'm so scared!" I laughed casually: "Do you think that after this incident, there will be room for relaxation between me Li and the Jingjie Division? ”
Hearing me say this, one guy was silent, but he didn't say that I was lying to confuse the public, and it seemed that I had already said that I had the right mind. The other guy saluted me deeply and said, "The son should be surnamed Li, if the little one remembers correctly, you once claimed to be a Li person just now." The small ones are also mixed up in the Jingjie Division, and I hope that Li Gongzi will give me guidance, and the small ones must remember the five. ”
"It's easy to say, I've always been a person who eats soft rather than hard, since you are so polite to others, then I will be honest. Help can definitely help you, but whether you listen or not depends on how the two of you choose. I helped the man up.