Chapter 25: The Strange Fish Plate
The people in the mountain village are simple, all of them are enthusiastic and lively, but there is a little bit of bad - the gambling style is relatively prosperous, regardless of men, women and children, they all like to play cards, a little stimulation.
This actually has nothing to do with character, the life in the mountain village is clean and leisurely, but there is also a lack of entertainment facilities, there is no k to sing, and there is no nightclub to go to with beautiful women and handsome guys, so for this kind of small gambling and pleasant thing, even the police are blind and too lazy to care.
Although Li Yuanfang is a cadre who has been educated by X, he is also a gambler, and after listening to Zhou Yi's words, he suddenly became interested: "Nacheng, Brother Zhou, how do you want to gamble? ”
"Okay, I'll harvest the wheat of this acre alone, within two hours, if I finish cutting, Brother Yuanfang, you will meet my request, if I can't finish cutting, follow Brother Yuanfang, you open the conditions, I don't agree." ”
Zhou Yi said this very loudly, so that the nearby villagers heard it clearly. Why? The white-faced scholar from the city wants to argue with our secretary, saying that he will finish cutting an acre of wheat within two hours, and if he loses, he will casually put forward the secretary's conditions?
Labor is beautiful, but the process of labor is also relatively boring, these men who have sweated for a long time are worried about not having fun, this time it can be regarded as a show, and suddenly Hula is around. There are still good things flying away all over the mountain, and he shouted energetically: "Folks, come and see, Doctor Zhou from the city is going to gamble with the secretary, cut an acre of wheat in two hours, Xiucai can put down his wild words."
Suddenly, the villagers of the entire Yunshui Village were sensational, and they swarmed around, surrounded Zhou Yi and Li Yuanfang in the middle of the three layers inside and three layers outside, and they all looked at Li Yuanfang with eyes that were afraid that the world would not be chaotic, wanting to hear what conditions he would put forward to the Xiucai in this city.
"Brother Zhou, do you really want to bet with me?"
Li Yuanfang looked at Zhou Yi with some playfulness, obviously not believing that he could cut an acre of wheat in two hours: "Big brother, I can say it in front, even the best crop style doesn't dare to say such big words, do you still want your waist in two hours?"
"Hehe, you don't have to worry about this big brother Yuanfang, I'm not a doctor? Zhou Yi smiled: "You just say yes or not." ”
"Brother Zhou, what do you want me to do for you, can you say no first?"
Li Yuanfang has been a secretary for more than ten years, and he has become a fox even if he is not a fox, so he is ready to touch Zhou Yi's bottom first.
"Brother Yuanfang, don't worry, it's not a difficult thing, if I win, please help me find a way to get two or three acres of land, I'm idle all day, and I want to plant land."
Zhou Yi actually had this plan for a long time, and if he didn't farm when he came to the mountain village, wouldn't it be in vain? What's more, he lived in a nursing home these days, and he found that the food in the nursing home was not all green and healthy; after all, the yield per mu of real organic grain was too low, and although the state has now abolished the system of paying public grain, it is not as good as planting some high-yield grain to make money quickly, and the villagers will also have to calculate an economic account.
What's more, it's not easy to get fat these days, and it's not enough for the old and young masters in the village to pull the prolapse of the anus; as for talking about getting fat in the city, it's even more nonsense, the public toilets in the city are flushed, and everyone in the city has a flush toilet, so I didn't hear a certain phone ringing and say: "Husband, I want to pull the poop room at home."
Therefore, in these years, the transformation ~ genes and inorganic grains are rampant in the supermarket, and the government ~ government cannot be blamed for it, which is actually a social problem.
Zhou Yi pondered, if you want to eat green food for a long time, you have to do it yourself, you can't always fight the autumn breeze of your fellow countrymen, right?
"You want to farm?"
Li Yuanfang looked at Zhou Yi with wide eyes, and the villagers were also in a commotion, everyone guessed, but they didn't expect Zhou Yi to make such a request. What's the matter? The young people in our village have tried their best to sharpen their heads and drill into the city, but the great intellectuals from the city want to farm?
"Well, I just don't know how many acres of land the village can give me?"
Zhou Yi was also very embarrassed, he said that the land is the life of the peasants, and he opened his mouth rashly like this, so don't make any more taboos.
"Okay, if Brother Zhou wins, this matter will be on me! As long as you don't feel too hard to farm. ”
Li Yuanfang smiled: "But Brother Zhou, if you lose, then you have to listen to me." My request is also simple, I want to introduce a daughter-in-law to Brother Zhou, I see Brother Zhou, you come to the village alone, then there must be no family, it just so happens that I have a distant cousin, who is also a college student, and there is no home yet, I see that you are both right, they are both cultural people, it is very suitable"
"Find me a daughter-in-law?"
Zhou Yi couldn't cry or laugh when he heard it, he didn't see that he was quite a woman, he was thinking about one in his heart, and when he arrived in this Yunshui Village, he was remembered again.
"Cheng, then it's a word, if I lose, I'll listen to Brother Yuanfang!"
Zhou Yi agreed. He was so confident in his physical fitness that he cut an acre of wheat in two hours, and that was with one hand.
"Come on, Brother Zhou?"
Since Zhou Yi came to the village, Li Yuanfang arranged for his distant cousin in Shangzha Village to go to the nursing home to secretly see him. Afterwards, Li Yuanfang asked what was going on, and the little cousin suddenly blushed, hummed and said Let's arrange it by my cousin, Li Yuanfang knew that this good thing was half done.
But he didn't know Zhou Yi very well, and he was thinking about how to speak, but he didn't want Zhou Yi to actually propose to gamble on the game today? Li Yuanfang suddenly burst into joy, this was deliberately talking to Zhou Yi in front of the villagers, so that he would have no room for regret in the future.
Don't take the village secretary as a cadre, Li Yuanfang is cunning and cunning, if this is not confined in the mountains, it will be appropriate to mix with the county bureau level.
Zhou Yi smiled slightly, rolled up his sleeves and trouser legs, took the sickle from Li Yuanfang's hand, and walked into the wheat field.
As soon as he cut a handful of wheat, he heard the villagers burst into laughter, and Li Yuanfang also came over with a forced smile: "Brother Zhou, you are really a novice, it is not good to cut like this." Cutting wheat is to use the strength of the waist to cut, although a little slower, but because the waist is always moving, will not be hurt, but your waist does not even move, just rely on the strength of the wrist to cut, it will not take long to go on like this, you will not be able to straighten your waist, in case it hurts, lying on the bed for ten days and a half that is light. ”
Li Yuanfang's family also smiled and said: "Yes, and the eldest brother, you don't have the right sickle? This blade should be facing outward, and when the knife is out, it is right to use strength from the inside of your arms." But you're going in the opposite direction, and if you're not careful, you're going to cut your leg. ”
Zhou Yi smiled indifferently: "Brother Yuanfang, what you said to your sister-in-law is right, but this person has a person's way of doing it, and I will do it faster like this." Don't worry, my body is still good, and I can afford to toss."
Li Yuanfang saw that the persuasion was ineffective, so he had no choice but to sigh: "That's okay." But you have to be careful, don't cut yourself, and if you feel stiff, then take a break and do it again, but don't tire yourself out for the gambling game, my cousin will be distressed."
He's still thinking about being a matchmaker for his cousin.
"Hehe, you can rest assured. ”
Zhou Yi didn't say anything more, bent down, and quickly cut the wheat.
Brush Brush Brush -
Zhou Yi, who has systematically transformed his body, can definitely be called infinitely powerful, and the spiritual root immortal body has improved not only strength, but also speed!
With all his strength, his body was as sensitive as a tanuki, and with his hand, nearly a hundred wheat trees were pulled in front of him, and in a flash of cold light, these wheat trees were cut down in unison, and then he quickly threw them behind him.
With this speed of advancement, it is simply a humanoid combine!
The second leper was dumbfounded, and his saliva was half a meter long: "Uncle Zhou is amazing, it seems that my grandfather's distant cousin is going to change the house, I don't know if she can fall in love with my second leper? Although I have no hair, I don't lack a nose and eyes." ”
This girl has an average IQ, that is, her EQ is particularly developed, and she looks at any woman like her first love
"It's fast to cut like this, but it's still not right."
Although Li Yuanfang and some old croppers were surprised by Zhou Yi's speed, they shook their heads one by one.
In their opinion, Zhou Yi is simply relying on his youth and strength to do it.
Experienced crop handle is never like this, to pay attention to a foot steady, waist loose, hands together, is to stand firm under the feet, waist relaxed at any time to exert force, the hand of the wheat and the hand holding the sickle, as if there is a rhythm of each other, borrowing, so that the wheat is cut with skill, even after a day, will not be tired of the body.
can be like Zhou Yi, every time he swings out the sickle, he goes all out, and his whole body is tense. This is completely a layman's cutting method, it will be very fast at the beginning, and after a long time, the speed will slow down, not to mention cutting this acre of wheat, it is fortunate not to be tired on the spot!
The villagers all looked at Li Yuanfang with subtle eyes, and said in their hearts that your cousin is down, and it is almost time to drink the wedding wine next year, right?
Li Yuanfang's mood was very contradictory, happy and worried, happy that his cousin's marriage had an eyebrow, and worried that Zhou Yi was really tired.
"Forget it, the young man doesn't listen to people's persuasion, it's better to let him suffer a little, this can be regarded as the prestige of helping his cousin kill this showman."
Li Yuanfang fought for a while, but he still didn't stop Zhou Yi from doing this, fortunately, he was young, he was really tired, and he recovered quickly, so he just asked his cousin to boil some hen soup to make up for him.
But Zhou Yi obviously wanted to disappoint Li Yuanfang and these old croppers, seeing that half an hour had passed, his speed of cutting wheat not only did not slow down, but became faster and faster, and that step was carried by the wind, swishing.
"Isn't that right, Xiucai's body is so good?"
The big guy's face changed, just over half an hour, Zhou Yi actually cut down a small half of the wheat, and the speed was still accelerating, and the wheat he cut was placed neatly, which was more regular than what they had carefully discharged.
Forty minutes, an hour!
Zhou Yi's footsteps slipped, and he quickly flashed to the last crop of wheat, scooping with his left hand and cutting with his right hand, with a flash of cold light, these nearly 100 wheat trees were also cut off instantly, and he threw them back casually, crossed his shoulders, and lined up on the ground.
Call it a day. This last shot is even more agile and faster than the previous action, and it is simply the perfect finale!
"Whoa!"
The kiln sisters are pretty, the scholars are papers, and the warriors are brave, and the crops are most admired by the good style. Seeing that Zhou Yi had actually finished cutting a whole acre of wheat in only one hour, and his face was not red or panting, as leisurely as if he had just come back from a walk, all the villagers below Li Yuanfang immediately applauded.
"Xiucai, good job!"
"Amazing, you are the number one crop in our Yunshui Village, cow!"
"Xiucai, Secretary Li's cousin is not blessed to be your mother-in-law. My sister is only eighteen this year, the watery Sai Xishi, do you want to give you a warm foot?"
These are the old men.
There are also some amorous girls, who have long seen peach blossoms, and they have become die-hard fans of Zhou Yi on the spot, so they almost voted on the spot and gave a reward
Although Zhou Yi was quite familiar with the villagers before, the villagers still regarded him as a guest from the city, and they didn't really accept him.
Zhou Yi walked up to Li Yuanfang with a smile: "Brother Yuanfang, I won." ”
"Brother Zhou, you are really a good hand, it's the eldest brother I underestimate you. ”
Li Yuanfang was also very single, stretched out his thumb and said: "I am convinced of the loss, brother, don't worry, I will give you the whole three acres of land, is it enough?"
"Hehe, then thank you Brother Yuanfang" Zhou Yi was very satisfied.
"Let's go, go to my house for a drink, and I'll show you the land when we're done." ”
Li Yuanfang grabbed Zhou Yi, and with the vision of him who has been a village secretary for more than ten years, he can see that the young man in front of him is definitely not simple, and he naturally has the intention to make friends.
"Cheng, then I'm welcome. Zhou Yi also smiled, he still had many ideas, which had to be implemented in Yunshui Village one by one, and it was also very necessary to make friends with Li Yuanfang.
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Although Zhou Yi won the gambling game and lost Li Yuanfang's face a little, he was equivalent to cutting a whole mu of wheat for the Li family, so Li Yuanfang's mother-in-law still welcomed Zhou Yi's arrival. This woman is even thinking carefully, although the gambling of the head of the house is lost, the cousin's matter may not be completely hopeless, right?
If you are a man, you have to have your own land, isn't Zhou Xiucai still naked? As long as you find an opportunity to let him step on the mud first, then his cousin's land will be his surname Zhou, and I am afraid that he will not work hard?
So this mother-in-law looked at Zhou Yi's eyes, which was becoming more and more ambiguous, and she directly regarded it as her cousin-in-law, and the good wine and good food at home were also sent without money. Since Zhou Yi became a god of cooking, his mouth has also followed, but he didn't eat much, but he cheapened the foodie of the second leper, and he ate nonsense on the spot, so angry that the Li family's mother-in-law rolled her eyes.
"Brother Zhou, try this steamed fish, but it's a freshly killed wild fish. You eat two more bites, don't be cheap, this rice bucket of lepers"
The mother-in-law put the fish in front of Zhou Yi, and gave the two leprosy a gentle look.
"Hehe, my aunt still understands me, I'm just a rice bucket, but I blame my aunt's cooking for being so delicious, so I come every day, and I'm sad if I don't eat for a day" Li Yuanfang is actually the uncle of the leper, but according to the name of the country, the leper still calls him 'master'.
"Hehe, leper brother, this is a good appetite, body"
Zhou Yi has a good impression of the second leper, and feels that this product is a little similar to Zhu Xiaohua, and it looks very kind. was thinking about explaining a few words for him, but he accidentally saw a plate containing fish.
"Oh, this fish plate seems a little weird."
ps: Thanks to the two Zerg brothers of 'Good Fat Bookworm' and 'Mortal Bookworm', they make the light and darkness feel more warm :)
In addition, I would like to express my grand thanks to the 'mortal bookworm' brother for the reminder vote, 3000, good, you are a kind person, touched.