Chapter 293: Loss-making business
In order to prevent another injury, Li Shanshan refused to let Ye Fan carry herself anymore.
You bastard!
I don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade at all!!It's so hateful!!Big villain!!Bastard!
Li Shanshan was so angry that her lungs were about to explode, but because she wanted to seduce Ye Fan, she had to hold back and not have a seizure.
She walked with a limp, like a girl walking after being broken for the first time.
Suddenly, the surrounding animals cast ambiguous glances.
Li Shanshan's pretty face was crimson, her expression was very embarrassed, and she couldn't wait to find a hole to get into.
Dead animals, it's all your fault!
She glared at Ye Fan very resentfully, but Ye Fan seemed to be invisible, which made her grit her teeth even more angry.
After shopping for a while, Li Shanshan pretended to buy a few things.
It was past 7 p.m., and her stomach began to growl.
"Ye Fan, let's go eat!"
Li Shanshan proposed.
"Okay!"
Ye Fan nodded, and then the two of them came to a restaurant.
Soon, they were led by the waiter into the box.
Maybe it was the fart-thigh that was injured, so Li Shanshan could only sit sideways.
"Oops, it hurts me......"
"Shanshan, are you okay, why don't I take you to the hospital?" Ye Fan said with a smile.
"Hmph, fake fishy, if you hadn't missed it, would I have fallen so much?" Li Shanshan had a resentful expression.
"It's all said, you can't blame me for this!"
Ye Fan had an expression that a dead pig was not afraid of hot water.
"You, you, you!"
Li Shanshan was so angry that her eyes were like fire.
No way!
I can't be impulsive, this rogue-scoundrel is so powerful, I can only outwit, not attack.
Soon, she suppressed her anger and smiled charmingly.
"I don't blame you, but you have to treat me to dinner!"
"No problem!"
"I'm going to drink!"
Li Shanshan showed her fox tail, and as long as she poured alcohol into this hooligan, she could take the opportunity to do it.
Drink?
A strange smile appeared on the corner of Ye Fan's mouth, you female killer, do you want to use wine to get me drunk? Okay! I'll play with you to the end.
"Shanshan, I don't drink!"
"No, you're a boy, aren't boys very good at drinking?"
Li Shanshan's expression was surprised.
In fact, I was happy in my heart, you rascal, see how I will clean you up.
"I really don't know how to drink! I'm afraid that drinking will do things that I don't normally dare to do!"
Ye Fan pretended to be embarrassed, don't say it, the acting skills are quite exciting.
"I'm a girl, I'm not afraid, are you afraid of a fart?"
Then, Li Shanshan didn't give Ye Fan a chance, and directly asked the waiter to bring in a bottle of red wine.
She didn't say a word, and directly poured Ye Fan a glass.
"Ye Fan, let's cheers!"
"I ...... I'll just take a sip!"
Ye Fan lightly touched the wine glass, and then took a sip.
The wine went down his throat, and the thing was secretly lucky, and soon his face became rosy, as if drunk.
Huh?
He's really bad at drinking!
Li Shanshan secretly rejoiced in her heart, and immediately found various reasons to drink Ye Fan.
"Excited heart, trembling hands, I give the handsome guy a glass of wine, the handsome guy doesn't drink and thinks I'm ugly!"
"My heart trembled, my hands trembled, I toasted this master, I was happy when I drank it, I didn't leave if I didn't drink it, I didn't leave, I didn't leave!"
"The feelings are deep, and the mouth is stuffy; Feelings are shallow, lick it; The feelings are thick, I can't drink enough, the handsome guy has a drink!"
……
However, the further she drank, the more she felt that something was wrong.
Although Ye Fan's face became more and more ruddy, he didn't get drunk for a long time.
On the contrary, after drinking a few glasses, my head swelled a little and my body was shaky.
Well, you scoundrel, you can drink so much? Hmph! I can't beat you in a fight, but I don't believe I can't drink you!
Li Shanshan drank a little too much, and as soon as the strength of the wine came, she called for another bottle of red wine.
After drinking, she didn't even bother to say a toast, and just poured the wine and drank it.
"Gollum!"
"Gollum!"
"Gollum!"
……
She raised her glass, and poured it into her mouth as if the red wine was boiled water.
After a few cups, she couldn't hold it anymore.
However, to her surprise, Ye Fan didn't even have a little drunkenness.
Dead rascal, I don't believe I can't drink you!
Li Shanshan was very unwilling in her heart, and even spoke loudly.
"Here, I'll toast you again!"
"I said beauty, let's always drink like this, it's a bit too monotonous, why don't we play some games?" Ye Fan smiled faintly.
"What a game!"
"Hand over a glass of wine!, this is a refreshing way to drink!" Ye Fan smiled evilly.
Oh, you stinky rascal, trying to take advantage of me again?
Li Shanshan became vigilant.
However, in order to pour wine into Ye Fan, she agreed to it.
"Okay, come on!"
Li Shanshan came up with wine, looking like she was not afraid of heaven and earth.
Then, Ye Fan poured two glasses of wine.
Then, they could see that they both crossed their hands, as if the bride and groom were drinking a glass of wine.
"Drink it!"
Li Shanshan shouted, and when she was about to drink, Ye Fan's elbow touched her hand slightly.
As a result, the glass full of red wine accidentally spilled red wine, and the red wine just splashed on Li Shanshan's chest.
"Yikes!"
She screamed and quickly wiped the wine stains from her chest with a tissue.
"You...... You did it on purpose!" Li Shanshan trembled with anger, she couldn't wait to beat Ye Fan on the spot.
However, she was afraid that her identity would be exposed.
"Shanshan, it was obvious that you drank too much yourself just now and couldn't hold the wine glass to wet your clothes, why do you blame me again?"
Ye Fan looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of hot water, and thought, I just want to force you to show up, see how long you can endure it?
"You...... You, you!"
Li Shanshan clenched her fists, and she didn't have any way to take Ye Fan.
In desperation, she had to go to the bathroom to wipe the wine stains on her chest.
But after taking a few steps, she found that her steps were unsteady, and the whole thing was light, and it was obvious that she was drunk.
As a result, as soon as the body lost its center of gravity, the whole body fell to the ground.
But after Li Shanshan was drunk, she was weak, and she had the strength to stand firmly.
As a result, she was pushed by Ye Fan like this, and she sat back, and her farts hit the ground first.
"Oh my, it hurts...... It hurts, it hurts, it hurts me!"
Li Shanshan was so painful that tears were about to fall out, and her hands kept gently rubbing her injured buttocks.
"Ye Fan!"
"You...... You're still not a man, just ...... Just now you saw me fall to the ground, you ...... You don't even reach out to help me, it hurts me so much!!Ouch!"
Li Shanshan pinched the willow waist, angry, and her beautiful eyes seemed to be on fire, burning with anger suddenly.
"Beauty!"
"I want to help you too, but it happened so suddenly, I can react!"
Ye Fan said with an expression that he didn't care about anything else.
"You, you!!"
Li Shanshan was so angry that she was almost crazy, what kind of person?
Seeing that she looked aggrieved, she couldn't seduce herself, but her farts were injured one after another, oh my God, this time I did a loss-making business!
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