Chapter 36: Ren Jun Tasting (Kneeling and Thanking the Nine Heavens for Ten Thousand Rewards)
"It's glaring..."
After crossing, (anti-inflammatory) found that he was still lying on the bed, so he simply didn't get up, and communicated directly with the system uncle. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Is this still a side quest?"
[The host thinks a little too much, the side quest is much simpler than the main quest, the host system is currently level 2.0, and you can only do one side quest a day. γ
"That means I can only do the main quest?" (anti-inflammatory) rolls his eyes. "The main quest has always been perverted, and it has no humanity, and it is even more difficult to go to the sky, alas~ But it has already crossed the transformation, so hurry up and talk about it, the main quest requirements, right?!"
(anti-inflammatory) while kneading his own European pie...
[Main quest level 4: "The Old Nine Gates" to save the girl. γ
[Task requirement 1: In "Lao Jiumen", the most regrettable thing is the death of the girl, so that the second master Februaryhong has been sad for the girl and is better than death, so, as a sao nian in the army of transformation, use your hand as a righteous gentleman to save the girl!
In the original plot, the ninth master, the second master, the eighth master, and the Buddha all came forward, and even the RB Miss Tanaka, the American business Jude Kao, and the infatuated tangerine peel all fought for dozens of episodes, but they all died in the end.
The death of the girl can be called the first major abuse in "Old Nine Gates", and it is also the birth of a popular word on the Internet: Buddha, Februaryhong came to ask for medicine-
[Quest Requirement 2: Let Februaryhong fall in love with you deeply...]
"I'm going toβ"
I almost jumped out of bed in shock. "I knew that your filthy ~ filthy ~ shameless system would definitely have super perverted requirements, sure enough, you know, how dedicated Erjiehong is in the whole drama! From the girl's life to the girl's death, even if the warbler Yanyan is around, all kinds of women have it, but this second master has never empathized and never fallen in love!!"
"And you, let such a dedicated man, the second master Eryuehong fall in love with me deeply, fuck, this is simply too difficult and perverted to the limit..."
"Also, Februaryhong fell in love with me, what should I do with the male protagonist Buddha?"
γCold salad!γ
The system obviously ignored the anti-inflammatory complaints, and then said [Task Requirement 3: Pregnant with the child of Zhang Da Buddha-]
"Damn! Nima-"
As soon as this task was required, (anti-inflammatory) could not be calm at all, and suddenly, he jumped up and jumped like thunder.
"Banana, you Bala-"
(anti-inflammatory) angry, annoyed and unbelievable, and even his own European pie was not touched.
"You let me get pregnant with Zhang Da Buddha's monkey??
[This host doesn't need to be careful, the levels behind the main quest will definitely meet your more perverted needs.] γ
"Satisfy your uncleβ"
(Anti-inflammatory) I couldn't help but burn the evil breath in my body, and it completely exploded. "In "The Condor Heroes", you let me stop ΓΓ with Gongsun and Gongsun, and forget it. In "Hokage", you let me kiss Naruto, and that's it. But peat, in "Old Nine Gates", you made me pregnant with the monkey of Zhang Da Buddha...... Is this something a normal man can do?
[The host doesn't think of himself as a man, it becomes...]
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Just when (anti-inflammatory) was depressed and speechless to the point of collapse, knock dong dong ~ the sound of military boots, (anti-inflammatory) As soon as I looked up, I saw Zhang Da Buddha coming in a handsome military uniform.
"Are you awake?"
Tired voice, pampered tone.
Before (anti-inflammatory) figured out which episode of the plot this was, Zhang Da Buddha was a bear hugging him, hugged the small [Yin Xinyue] tightly in his arms, and stroked it up and down, making [Yin Xinyue] suddenly have goosebumps all over his body.
"Baby, let's get started!"
The Buddha said ambiguously, and began to gently take off [Yin Xinyue]'s clothes, [Yin Xinyue] was wearing aristocratic pajamas during the Republic of China.
'I'm going to make a fork-'
[Yin Xinyue] This surprise is not small, quickly like a frightened rabbit, hugged his chest, stepped back violently, and looked at Zhang Da Buddha with a nervous and confused face.
Of course, the Buddha smiled, he also climbed onto the big bed, and said in an indescribable ambiguous voice: "I know, you are the first time, but don't worry, Xinyue, I will be very gentle~"
"Gentle your uncle--I want to ΓΓ when I come up, do you really want me to conceive your monkey to complete the main quest!!"
"You, you, don't come here yet. Seeing that Zhang Da Buddha actually began to take off his military uniform, [Yin Xinyue] panicked, [she] hurriedly waved her hand and said: "Let me ask two questions first, which episode is this? Oh no, I'm asking, where is this?
Of course, the Buddha is not a sperm in the brain, seeing that [Yin Xinyue] suddenly changed a completely different appearance and attitude from before, the corners of his handsome mouth suddenly evoked a playful arc.
"Miss Crescent, have you forgotten, today is our wedding day!" the Buddha waved his big hand lightly, pointed around, and continued, "And this is the place where we are going to enter the cave room..."
[Yin Xinyue] quickly analyzed which episode of "Old Nine Gates" this plot was, but she didn't notice that the name that the Buddha called her had changed, from a little baby to Miss Yin.
"Oh my God, has the plot come here?" [Yin Xinyue] suddenly had a bag. "When Yin Xinyue and the Buddha got married, the girl had already been dead for a long time, and in the middle, under the mine, because of the meteoric copper, she hallucinated, and she was 'resurrected' once..."
'This tm, everyone is dead, how do you want me to save it??'
Just when [Yin Xinyue] had an incomparably headache, the Buddha suddenly came over, and with a powerful big hand, he pinched [Yin Xinyue]'s small and smooth chin violently, and then, his deep and extremely aggressive eyes looked directly at [Yin Xinyue]'s cute and beautiful face, as if, at that moment, he could already see through [Yin Xinyue]'s soul.
"Hey, are you back?"
[Yin Xinyue] was taken aback. "What... What do you mean?"
The Buddha suddenly approached again, and an almost perfect handsome face magnified in front of [Yin Xinyue]'s eyes, and at that moment, [Yin Xinyue]'s heartbeat couldn't help but speed up.
"That, extremely willful, pulled the eighth master to the ninth master's mansion, and after gaining the favor of the ninth master with his erudite Western knowledge, he took a large group of us to the second master's mansion, and quickly developed an intimate relationship with the second master's favorite girl, so that the second master loves the house and Wu, and he also has a good impression of you..."
The Buddha's big hand was slightly forced, and [Yin Xinyue] began to feel a slight pain in his jaw.
"In this way, in less than a day, you almost harvested the eighth master, the ninth master, the second master, and the girl... And ~ I, after everyone's favor, suddenly fell asleep, and then woke up and didn't remember anything-"
"Oh! yes... Is that so?"
[Yin Xinyue] felt a little embarrassed for the first time, although Yang Guo in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" and Kakashi in "Hokage" have already discovered the difference between their transformation into heroines.
But!
At this moment, I was so domineering to pinch my chin by the Buddha, and I said it differently, so embarrassing.
"Isn't it?" the Buddha took a step closer, and his masculine mouth was almost touching [Yin Xinyue]'s soft and moist red lips.
"You!
"Don't let go~"
"Don't let it go?!, believe it or not, I'll beat you-"
"You can't beat me~"
[Yin Xinyue] was furious, this hateful man, not only seemed to discover his secret, but also shamelessly wanted to take advantage of himself. No, even if he is a handsome actor, he can't be tarnished by him~.
[Yin Xinyue] suddenly began to struggle violently, however, [she] still underestimated the importance of her existence in the mind of Zhang Da Buddha.
[Yin Xinyue] just broke free from the Buddha's big hand and freed his small chin, thinking that the Buddha would stop there. The Buddha suddenly smiled unpredictably, turned around and pounced, pressing [Yin Xinyue] tightly under him, and his two big hands, like breaking crabs, grabbed the two smooth, white and delicate little hands that [Yin Xinyue] were flying around, and pressed them on both sides...
In this way, [Miss Yin], who is shy, cute, beautiful and fragrant, is completely displayed in front of the Buddha...
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