Hello everyone, my name is Gao Shuai, as soon as I hear the name, I know that I must be one, the universe invincible super handsome guy, but also a person who loves, flowers bloom, car see the car burst the tire of Gao Fu Shuai, because Gao Fu Shuai three words, my name accounts for two.

It's a pity that what I want to say is that you are all wrong, this is just my dream, I am an ordinary person in real life, and I can't help but laugh when I say this.

Well, I'll be honest with you, I'm a poor guy who can't even afford to eat, mediocre-looking, and a stinky dick with nothing.

"Ahem"

It seems like a bit too much, so let me reintroduce myself.

Uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters, brothers and sisters, hello everyone, my name is Gao Shuai, I am 24 years old this year, and I am 1.78 meters tall.

With a round head, big ears, clumsy hands and clumsy feet, running like a spinning top, speaking of which, I hope you don't get me wrong, I'm not a big-eared Tutu.

I am naturally beautiful, with a square face, thick black eyebrows, a pair of eyes that are not big or small, moderate, and it is worth mentioning that my eyes are double eyelids.

With a high nose bridge and a handsome face full of confidence and pride, there is no way, I am so perfect.

I'm a freelancer, and I'm also a three-no-product, no car, no house, no money, and I can't help but laugh when I say this.

Am I still a freelancer, do you want face? Am I just a stinky dick with no job?

I fantasize about being the CEO of a multinational company all day long, fantasizing that I can hold a beautiful woman with my left hand and right hand, and I have to be the kind of beauty with big breasts and no brains.

And it must be original and genuine, the kind that has undergone post-processing, and can have its own luxury car, live in its own villa, and have its own private bodyguard.

All in all, my ideal can be summed up in one sentence, to become a CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the peak of life from now on.

Gao Shuai, Gao Shuai, I beg you to wake up quickly, the cattle outside the house are about to be blown to death by you.

There's no way, I'm such a perfect person, I'm a dick, I have a life motto: Diosi's life doesn't need to be explained.

Having said all this, I just want everyone to know about me now, but in high school, my personality was diametrically opposed to the personality I am today.

It doesn't look like the same person at all, but in retrospect, I was a sunny, lively, free and happy high school student.

It was the summer of 11 years, and the tense and depressing high school entrance examination was finally over. When the report card was issued, I was numb, yes, numb.

Looking at the high school entrance examination scores on the transcript, I have a feeling of wanting to cry without tears, 425 points, I will be a dog, and the admission score line of our province's general high school is 426 points.

One point, one point, I can step into the campus of an ordinary high school, full of bright futures, beckoning to me, and the position of the general manager of the future multinational company is also beckoning to me. The future of life beckons to me, but unfortunately I don't have them, and I have successfully and firmly missed them.

Looking at the scores on the report card, I felt the urge to take a piece of tofu and slap myself to death, and I kept saying it.

"Are you lacking in heart, are you lacking in heart, even if you copy one more point in the examination room, you can go to the pinnacle of life. ”

"But, why do you owe it, you didn't take that share, regret, regret. ”

Walking alone on the dirt road in the village, my face was more ugly than eating, and just like that, I walked on the dirt road in the countryside in a distraction.

I forgot to tell you that I am a rural kid who grew up in the countryside.

"What's wrong with the rotten eggs, what's going on, why are you so upset?"

A middle-aged uncle with yellow teeth, a broken straw hat, and several patches on his tattered clothes asked me curiously with his bright smile.

Rotten egg,It's my nickname.,There's no way.,Rural children.,It's normal to have a nickname.,Compared to the second dog.,Stone.,This type of nickname.,The nickname of rotten eggs.,It's already very good.。

At least, I myself think that the nickname of rotten egg is high-end, atmospheric, and high-grade, and there is no way to be so perfect.

I was in a bad mood and didn't want to talk to him, so I casually said, "I just accidentally stepped on." ”

Hearing me say this, the uncle with yellow teeth said another word, and I almost vomited blood.

"Look at you, why are you walking so carelessly, pay attention next time, don't fall into the pit. ”

Vulgar, this is the most vulgar person I have ever seen, I speak so without quality, I am also a cultural person, can I deal with him, I said it very generously.

"Don't worry, Uncle Ma, I'm fine, but you, your eyes are not very good, beware of accidentally stepping on something, then you will be finished, and my aunt will definitely not let you enter the house." ”

After speaking, I smeared oil on the soles of my feet, and ran away as soon as I slipped through the smoke, leaving only Uncle Ma with an angry face, looking at me in the same place, with a chic and handsome back, speechless for a long time.

I ran a long distance, about 400 meters, and I stopped when I couldn't see Uncle Ma.

It's a summer day, the sun is hot, and my white short sleeves are already soaked with sweat, but fortunately I'm wearing brown shorts today, otherwise even my pants would be wet.

The high school entrance examination transcript in my hand was also soaked with sweat in my palm, and my brain was spinning rapidly.

Sad, sad, I touched a handful of wet hair, and in desperation, slowly walked home.

My home is not large, a family of four, living in a house of more than 40 square meters, is a bungalow, in the countryside such a house is already considered good.

Of course, compared with the houses in the city, it seems insignificant, and as soon as I entered the house, in order not to let my parents see my embarrassment, I raised my voice and shouted.

"Mom and Dad, I'm back. ”

The furniture in the house is also very simple, a set of sofas, not too big, a coffee table, in front of the coffee table is a TV cabinet, on the TV cabinet is placed an old style TV, people call it, general screen color TV.

"My son is back, go watch TV for a while, and eat later. ”

My mom responded to me in the kitchen, my mom's surname is Xue, and she is a standard housewife who can't be more standard, wearing a pink short sleeve with small flowers, and a blue apron is cooking for us.

"Son, how did you do in the exam?"

My dad has a cigarette in his mouth, it's not expensive, 6 yuan of Hongta Mountain, a vicissitudes of life, he is medium-sized, his skin is dark, and he is tanned because he always works in the field.

My dad came out of the bedroom with a smile on his face, and I thought to myself, isn't this a break?

Nima, Lao Tzu's ass is going to bloom again today, I knew that I wouldn't have screamed just now, I pretended to be calm and said.

"It's okay, it's okay. He nodded at my dad, "This is the transcript, you can see it for yourself." ”

I really don't want to say such a bad result in the exam, it's too embarrassing.

Just one point short, I didn't have the face to say it, my dad heard this, handed over the transcript from my hand, and unfolded the report card that was soaked by my sweat and rubbed by me.

When my dad saw it, instead of getting angry, he smiled, and the more I looked, the more cautious I became, and I thought: Is this the prelude to the storm?

"Good boy, I really didn't embarrass Lao Tzu, I scored 925 points in the test, and said, how do you want your father to reward you!"

As soon as I heard this, I was instantly confused, 925 points, what is the situation with this Nima? I remember that I only scored 425 points.

How can you come up with a 925 point out of thin air, plus, the total score of the high school entrance examination is 710 points!

I looked at my dad speechlessly, it's terrible to be uneducated.

I took my dad's report card and was dumbfounded when I saw it, fucking 925.

But when I looked at it again, the original 4 was soaked with my sweat, and the extra head of the 4 was erased, and as a result, it became like a 9.

My mother taught me since I was a child that I should be honest, seek truth from facts and not deceive, I am an honest child, so I told my father.

"Dad, low-key, low-key, I scored 925 points, and I still think it's a bit low. ”

After saying that, my face turned red, isn't this talking nonsense with my eyes open, my dad didn't speak, smiled and patted me on the shoulder.

"You are really a good son of your father, you are stupid to be a child! Say, how many points did you score, and you still scored 925 points, and your total score was only 710 points, I really don't know it, you little rabbit cub. ”

Isn't this playing with me? I was really stuffed with it, and I was played with by my father, and to be honest, I was very unhappy, but I didn't dare to resist, so I had to say it obediently.

"Actually, I scored 425 points, Dad, don't be angry. ”

For my father, I am still quite afraid of him, because rural children have been naughty since childhood, and I have been naughty since I was a child.

What went up to the tree to dig out birds' eggs, and harmed other people's buds, I don't care to do these pediatric things.

What I did, it was a big deal. I remember one time, I pulled in the rice bowl of a Chinese pastoral dog (commonly known as the earth dog in the countryside), and the earth dog not only did not bite me, but happily ate all the in the bowl.

In the future, as long as I have the urge to poop, I will solve it in its rice bowl, and the local dog is also very powerful, as long as I pull, it will basically eat cleanly.

Over time, the earth dog also grew up, and it basically grew up eating my, and every time he saw me, it was like seeing my mother, and he would come over and lick my hands.

At that time, I was too young to know how to be disgusting, and it wasn't until I grew up that I realized that was such a disgusting thing.

Because of this incident, the dog owner went to my house to find my dad to theorize, and my dad could only pull down his face to apologize.

Then my dad beat me at home, and slowly I got used to it, as long as my dad scolded me, I was allowed to be beaten.