Chapter 133: Shit luck again
Who ever thought that people would succeed in the sky, and people were not as good as the sky, seeing that half of my body had entered the fish tank, but suddenly at this most critical time, the strength ran out, and my whole body was so burdened on the edge of the fish tank, like a seesaw swaying from side to side. It looks funny, but it's actually cruel, because if I plant myself in the bathtub, I will definitely save a life, and if I plant it outside the fish tank, it will be a small life.
Life or death? I'm waiting for this seesaw that stakes my fate to give me a final answer. As the saying goes, if you have the intention to plant flowers and flowers, you will not have the intention to plant willows and willows. What I never expected was that an unintentional move by Fish Bubbles saved my life.
Just when I was about to suffocate, the fish boss may have answered a question for Fish Bubbles, this girl was very excited, and stamped her foot hard, startling me a lot, and as soon as the muscles of her whole body contracted, her body fell into the fish tank. It's good to be alive, I breathe in the water, and I feel comfortable in every sweat and pore on my body. Wagging your tail and being free.
However, I only enjoyed half a minute before the danger came. I saw that the best blood-red arowana swam over proudly, shouting at me: "Where did you come from, the ugly monster dared to go to the territory of this king to ask for wildfire, I counted three times, and immediately got out, otherwise you will become the belly of this king!"
I've just escaped death, and I'm in a state of panic, and I don't have the slightest strength in my body, and if I had any other choice, I would have endured it. But where can I hide in the fish tank, let alone count three times, even if it counts three hundred, I can't get out!
The brave wins, but I also have to be brave!
It's getting closer and closer, and people are more than twenty centimeters long, and I am less than five centimeters, which is not a heavyweight at all.
I secretly complained in my heart, such a small fish tank, I can't escape, let's do it against it, it's like an egg hitting a stone. It's like putting a kindergarten kid in an iron cage with a boxing champion, and it's clear who wins and who loses.
Right now, the only thing that can save me is my own three-inch incorruptible tongue. I'm quite satisfied with my eloquence, thinking that with my own knowledge, there is no problem in fooling a fish who has never seen much of the world.
Life and death are at stake, and I tried my best to talk wildly, quote scriptures, and even slap the fish's ass without any lower limit, but it didn't work. Playing the piano to Niu must be what I feel now, with some unwillingness in despair.
I believe that Chai Zhijun, the two-headed snake, and the three-headed Jiao, the fierce men who were defeated under my hands, would never have thought that my final fate would be to become fish feed.
I think of my parents, and I haven't honored them properly. I think of Hu Mint, I haven't loved her enough, I was going to love it forever. I remembered Brother Hu Li, and I promised to let him return to human form. I think of Chai Juan who returned to Mingyue City, I don't know how she is now? The baby in her belly may never see me as a father in her lifetime. and Hu Meili, who is now in Qingqiu, I still owe her a promise. There is also the stinky cat brother, the second brother of the tiger horse, I still owe them a lot, but I have no chance to repay them.
I really don't want to die, but alas, it's not me who is the master here. The tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, and Longyou Shoal was played by shrimp, which must be the feeling that I want to cry without tears now.
The best red arowana looked at me with a kind of king's contemptuous eyes: "Ugly monster, don't be funny with meat and hemp, in our fish world, it has always been the weak and the strong, the big fish eat the small fish, the small fish eat the shrimp, you just accept your fate! In fact, it is also your honor to make food for this king!"
As he spoke, the behemoth pounced like lightning, and I wanted to dodge and fight guerrilla with it, as long as it made a splash and let the fish bubbles or the fish boss see it. That doesn't mean I still have a chance to live. But my whole body seemed to be locked all at once, and I couldn't even move a single scale.
This guy is so powerful! I was quickly bitten on the head by it. It's over, who would have thought that I, Li Ming, would be so big that I would be buried in the belly of a small fish!
Hu Mint will definitely look for me all over the world, with the influence of Qingqiu Group in Binhai City, the police will also find this fish shop according to the surveillance, maybe this fish boss will be taken away for questioning, and my death will definitely be included in the supernatural case and let people interpret it.
Just when I thought I was going to die, but something strange happened, the best red arowana actually spit out the food that had entered its mouth, and yelled at me: "Ugly monster, what are you doing, what is the taste in your mouth?
What can I smell like? I don't have the smell of feet on my head, right? I muttered, suddenly thought of something, and burst out laughing. It turned out that this guy couldn't smell garlic, but fortunately, during lunch, I ate seven or eight more cloves of raw garlic. Taking advantage of your illness to kill you, I know that the gap between my strength and this guy is too big, and I don't care about any face problems, so I swam over and kept blowing at its mouth.
"Ugly Baba...... Ben Dawang ...... Certain...... Eat your ......" The best blood red arowana seems to be really allergic to garlic, and under my series of attacks, it quickly fainted.
I really escaped death, I leaned against the fish tank, gasping for air. Suddenly, I thought of a tricky problem, the garlic flavor in my mouth had almost evaporated, and if this guy woke up, I would still be dead.
What should I do? If I had hands and feet, I would have punched and kicked it while it fainted so that it would never wake up, but now all I have left is this mouth. Am I going to eat it?
As a native of the mainland, although I later entered the provincial town, ate a variety of fish, and tasted sashimi, it was the first time I ate a live fish without any seasoning. I opened my mouth wide, felt the two rows of sharp teeth in my mouth, and cheered myself up sentence by sentence, "I'm going to eat it!"
Strangely, deep down, in addition to fear, there was some excitement and excitement in my heart. I grinded my teeth in my mouth and approached the best blood red arowana. Perhaps it was the perception of danger, but it woke up, with begging in its eyes, and there was no longer the brutality just now.
I relented, but quickly opened my mouth and bit down on its tail. To think that kindness to the enemy is cruelty to oneself. I can't risk my life. Because I dare to conclude that as long as this superb red arowana comes to its senses, then it will not let me go.
With a click, my tail was easily bitten off, and a strong smell of blood came to my face, but strangely, I didn't feel like I was vomiting, but felt that it was a delicacy that I had never enjoyed before. I was very small, I thought I couldn't eat such a big fish, but I didn't expect that it was just a few breaths of time, and this once awesome and coaxed superb blood red arowana was eaten by me to the point that there was no scum left.
I felt like I had taken some kind of panacea, a stream of heat rushed through my body, my body was full of energy, my bones crackled, and in the blink of an eye, I turned out to be the size of the fish that I had eaten. No wonder Xiaoxue said that this kind of exercise is quite good, and the spiritual power grows rapidly, and it is true!
From the big fish tank outside, I saw my own reflection, at least thirty centimeters long, and the color of the body has also changed to pepper red, the physique is also quite well-proportioned and robust, the scales are neat, and the fins are evenly arranged.
I look like this now, I can finally enter the boudoir of Fish Bubbles in a grand manner, take pictures with her, maybe she will kiss me, well, it is excellent to carry such private goods.
Just now, under the strong pressure of that superb blood red arowana, I thought about how to save my life, but now that the danger has passed, I began to think about it.
Just like the police in the police movie, Xiaoxue often appears after the finale: "Congratulations, you really took the shit luck, just with a few more garlic you eat at noon, you can save the day." Moreover, all the indicators in the body have been improved, and the time to return to human form has also been advanced by six hours. ”
Oh, yes, I feel satisfied to think about how good I am. What's more, I don't have the time and mood to talk to Xiaoxue now, because Fish Bubbles has already squatted down in front of the fish tank and is looking at me intently: "Yo, your fish scales are so bright and beautiful, then I'll give you a name Mingming." ”
Obviously, it's really fake? It's my nickname, since I was a child, that's what my parents called me, and later after I got married, Hu Mint also taught me this. But now shouting out from the mouth of the fish bubble, there is still a different taste in my heart.
I wanted to get closer, closer, and closer by the fish bubbles, but the cold fish tank incomprehensibly blocked my way. I just kept wagging my tail at her, meaning I liked the name very much.
"Oh my God, can you understand what I'm saying?" Fish Bubbles lowered her voice, "Obviously, if you can hear what I say, just nod, okay?"
I don't know what to say? I don't have ears, even though I still haven't figured out where the fish's ears are? I nodded vigorously. Fish Bubbles was very excited, as if he was afraid that the fish boss would regret it, so he held the fish tank tightly in his arms and walked outside.
Through the fish tank, I couldn't feel the warmth of her arms, but fortunately, the fish tank was transparent, and I could feel the majesty of the two peaks.