Looking at Shi Qing, I thought of yesterday's small probability event.

When my laughing gums came out for a walk, Glory pulled out my headphones. "Can you be more modest, Xin Rong is asleep. ”

I looked at Glory, turned off the pad, and muttered quietly, "She, she can't wake up with the cannon bombardment." ”

"You're not acting like a mother. ”

I rolled my eyes, looked at the glory of focusing on driving, and said, "I just rolled my eyes at you, I'm afraid you didn't see it, so I'll tell you." Looking at Xin Rong's sleeping face in the rearview mirror, I also leaned against the glass and closed my eyes.

When I woke up, I was shaken awake by the glory of the world. I don't have any doubt that this kid must have done it on purpose.

I continued to pretend to be asleep, hoping to fulfill the spring dream that had just been knocked by Liu Yaren.

"There were so many things I bought today that I couldn't hold them alone. Glory pinched the back of my hand, and I was about to slap him in pain, but he skimmed it.

I looked back at the empty back seat, "You can pick up Xin Rong, you can't take it a few more times silently." It's not like you don't have the keys to the house. ”

"Do you know that I'm about to be kissed by Liu Yaren by a millimeter. I blame you, the duck to the beak has flew. ”

"In fact, no one knows the follow-up development of the dream, what if he wants to turn into Song Xiaobao's face the second you kiss, you have to thank me for redeeming you from the nightmare. ”

I really have no interest in arguing with him, my mouth is unhappy and my IQ is not enough, so I can only humiliate myself.

took out a large bag of things from the trunk, chatted with Glory with a match, and told him that maybe he was not so cheap and I could love him more. But the glory is cheaper.

"Please let the emperor spare the maidservant, I really don't want to be tortured by your SM. ”

I put down the shopping bag in my hand, ready to crusade against the little slut of Glory, but I ran too quickly and almost fell. Fortunately, there was a huge force behind me to support me and keep me from falling into the arms of Mother Earth, so I quickly thanked me and ran to the lowly black shadow in the corridor. But the tremendous force grabbed my hand, and I turned my head to see if it was that stinky rascal who dared to plot against the old lady at night when he couldn't see his fingers.

"I knew you were a dog, and today I learned that your breed is Teddy. ”

Even though I didn't see his face too clearly, his voice took all my power at once.

"You've been here for so long, it's cold. As I spoke, I helped him unzip his clothes.

After pulling it up, I felt like I was really stupid to go home, this kind of thing is either pulled by my mother or my wife, and I can't even call a friend here. All of a sudden, I didn't know where to put my eyes, hands and feet, and my mouth seemed to be sealed, and I couldn't hold back a word. I was cheeky again, pulled his zipper open, and sneered, "Spring covers autumn frost, more frost, good health." “

The long silence made me feel as uncomfortable as crawling with ants. I restlessly wandered my gaze. Ask him how he is doing lately, but there is no need to scan the logo of his watch. It's a bit out of tune to ask him if he remembers the I had a crush on him in the past.

It seems that meeting old people always makes people feel uncomfortable. The old man is the person of the past. So it only belongs to the past, and people who meet the past now will be embarrassed and uncomfortable. When you see him, you have to think about the topic of greetings for a long time. Remembering the past? Maybe people don't remember what you said about the old sesame seeds and rotten grains for a long time. Condolences now, how is your sentence lately, maybe out of sincerity, but people will think that you have gone earlier, why bother to be here. Forget it, how can someone you haven't seen for so long plan you into the future. I'm afraid it's just some courtesies on red and white ceremonies.

In this second it looked like a century, and the glory finally rolled down.

"Damn, are you picking things or giving birth to a baby. ”

Glory walked over slowly, saw a man standing across from me, looked at me again, seemed to know something, and then stood aside with me, and began to introduce himself in a serious manner.

"Hello, I'm Glory. ”

"Hello, I'm Shi Qing. ”

"Shi Qing, I haven't seen Xin Ai at the party, it must be an old classmate. I am a lawyer, and I will come to me when I am bankrupt and divorced, I am strong in this area, and I will definitely make you a lot of money. But I've never heard of you ever mentioned you. Although I don't know much bullshit, I still know the basic principles of being a human being. So my brother has to educate you. Staying downstairs at a girl's house at night, what's the matter? I could have sued you for sexual harassment, you know. ”

Glory's mouth was like a machine gun, and he didn't give Shi Qing a gap to speak at all. I shook the glorious hand vigorously, hoping that he would know each other well.

Shi Qing smiled, gentle and elegant, noncommittal. On the contrary, it is a farce to set off the glory.

"It's going to Sanlitun, it's not sports, uncle, are you dressed like this?" The person who came stepped on Shi Qing's arm and looked at me defiantly. It was a face that couldn't stop its youth no matter how bright the makeup was. Even though I was suffering from the cold light that shot from her eyes, I thought she was cute. She also has the guts and courage to do what she loves and to love the people she wants to love.

"I thought you were here to find Sinai. Even if you are a villain, you don't remember the villain. ”

"No, it won't. Shi Qing smiled and shook the hand handed over by Glory. Respectful and polite, not at all aggressive with me.

"He's just a psychopath. "I said to Shi Qing, how could Shi Qing come to me. It's ridiculous. Sexual harassment, if it were, I'm afraid I'd spend all my days in lawsuits.

"Understandable. ”

Being so disturbed by the glory, I think the embarrassment just now seems to be more comfortable. Did Shi Qing misunderstand me and Glory? I don't want him to be misunderstood, but I don't want to clarify either.

This time, instead of running away like last time, I stood quietly next to him and looked at his beautiful face. I remember I once asked him if he would still look so good when he was old, thirty or forty. Now it has been confirmed that at the age of thirty-one, he is still so good-looking.

"I decided that when you are old and no one wants you, I will pity you and take you away. ”

He touched my head and tenderly tenderly touched me.

You don't know, what I mean by this is that when you get old, you don't have so much competitiveness, and you don't have any empty skins. I can proudly tell you, look, I am your true love, I don't dislike your dentures, and I am willing to kiss you to the ground. At that time, I really planned to spend Shi Qing's whole life, even if I was an old man and had no sexual function, I was willing. When I was young, I didn't care a lot about love, and some of them were lonely. However, fate backfired.

How long is that, Wang Leehom said, there are many things you don't know. Do you know that you've missed a lot of my side knocks?

"If you're okay, you can be together. The little fresh flesh next to Shi Qing proposed.

"No, the child is not at home alone. Glory interrupted Xiao Xianrou and squeezed his eyebrows at Xiao Xianrou. "Besides, I just came back from a business trip, and Xiao Beisheng is newly married. ”

Shi Qing looked at me, and then at the glory standing beside me. He got into the car without looking back, and the sound of the engine became very clear in the silence of the night.

"My boyfriend can't wait, see you back. ”

Soon, Shi Qing disappeared from my field of vision with his little girlfriend.

"Damn, I've finally met your old lover. "Glory knows that Shi Qing is my unrequited love for ten years, and I recognize his face from the only few photos. Despite the first meeting, it is also aggressive and leaves no room for error. Because from my various narratives, Glory believes that Shi Qing is a scumbag. I have clarified many times that it was my own wishful thinking and had nothing to do with Shi Qing. But I was powerless to refute his later words.

He said, do you think you have a crush on someone for ten years and he will not know at all. He knows you like him and enjoys the feeling of being liked. You are not wishful thinking, you are deceiving yourself.

"No, it's not an old lover, it's more appropriate to have an adulterous object. ”

I gave him an angry glance at the back of his head and silently put the contents of the shopping bag in the refrigerator. Looking at the dog on the wrapper, I probed and asked Glory, "Mother Teddy is swearing?" ”

"Tut-tut, you can also take it as a compliment. ”

"I didn't tell you, I can meet your physical needs. Stop mutilating those innocent cucumbers. ”

I lay on my side on the couch and looked at Teddy, and when I saw that Teddy was a dog that could the air, my heart was already in full swing. What about the mother Teddy, he is not even a stallion that the post-00s sister will not let go.

"Is it good for you to accumulate some virtue in your mouth, be careful and become more and more like Zhao Benshan in the future. ”

Glory looks a lot like Edison Chen, maybe Edison Chen is too much like Zhao Benshan now, so I think Glory looks a lot better than Edison Chen. Every time I said I couldn't beat him, I cursed him to be careful that he was getting crippled the longer he was, because after all, lessons speak louder than words.

Glory didn't pay attention to me, "What are you going to do?" ”

"What to do?"

"If he is the little girl's boyfriend, then he will definitely not look up and look down in the future. You didn't see that girl come out of our hole,"

"yes, it's still as comprehensive as you think. ”

Glory came out of my bedroom with the quilt and gave me a blank look, "So the next time you say you're stupid, you have the right to be silent." ”

I forgot about such a critical issue, and even though I couldn't understand the countermeasures, I gave up. There will be a blind date arranged by Zhong Hong tomorrow. Although it was already past two o'clock, I couldn't sleep well. Avoid the re-enlargement of dark circles and go to bed with lights out.

The next day, I saw a note left by Xin Rong on the refrigerator:

Mom, my dad and I went to Happy Valley. Don't call Daddy, don't disturb the fun time for both of us.

I'm thinking about how to settle this big trouble when I go on a blind date.

Sometimes I really like glory, and I never drop the chain at critical moments.