Chapter 874 - Bad luck if you shoot it
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And on this grand occasion, there were two little ones who looked to be six or seven years old, each holding a large plate of food, and eating while pointing.
If you approach them and listen carefully, you will definitely hear things like "this is a bad person", "this is a bad person", "oh, this is still a bad person, how can they all be bad people".
In this manor, almost everyone who is watched by them for more than five seconds is labeled as a "bad person" by them.
There are even some people who have been labeled as "big bad guys".
These words, they don't say to others at will, it's just that the two of them are just discussing. Of course, it is not that these dignitaries and nobles are all bad people, but the two little guys have limited abilities and are currently more sensitive to bad people.
It can also be said that they can only see the bad guys at the moment.
"Sister Xiaoyou. ”
At this time, Xiao Ye held a plate that was almost the size of a face, and walked quickly towards the lawn, with a smile of surprise on her little face.
And behind him, Xiao Ri also followed with a large plate.
Outside a long table full of dishes, Xiao You was dressed in a white dress and holding a glass of red wine in his hand, giving people a sense of innocence.
There is some restraint in the innocence, and it seems a little nervous.
However, it gives people a bright feeling.
And in front of her, there stood a young man with a smile on his face, as if to teach her how to taste red wine, etc. Finally, the young man said that he had a collection of fine red wines at a friend's private winery, and that he kindly invited her to taste them in the evening......
"Little day and little night?"
When Xiao You saw these two little guys, he was so surprised that he hurriedly waved his hand.
"Sister Xiaoyou, we meet again. Xiao Ye said excitedly after coming over, and held up a big lobster, "Sister, I invite you to eat a big lobster, this big lobster tastes so good, it's delicious, I have eaten two." ”
When Xiao You heard this, he smiled.
"This uncle, let me tell you, it's not black, it's not red, don't guess, you can't guess. Xiao Ye tilted her head and said to the young man.
"It's a white cartoon. ”
Xiao Ri, who walked up while eating, suddenly raised his head and said.
At this time, the young man was stunned for a moment, looked at Xiao You and subconsciously asked, "Is it really a white cartoon?"
And Xiao You looked dazed, not knowing what they were talking about at all, but he quickly reacted and scolded: "Hooligans, get out!"
"Is it really a white cartoon?"
The young man was stunned and looked at the two little ones in surprise.
"You two little guys come here, my sister promises not to beat you!" Xiao You stared, depressed and surprised, how did these two little guys know......
Is hers a white cartoon?
Then she remembered the scene on the train.
"It's none of my business, my brother said it. ”
Xiao Ye suddenly pointed at Xiao Ri, rolled his eyes, and said, "Sister, it's my brother who said it, hit him quickly." Sister, you don't have to give me face, give me a hard beating, hum, it's really a day if you don't fight, you dare to go to the house and lift the tiles......"
"What are you talking about?"
Xiao Ri looked up blankly, his mouth bulging and stuffed with food.
Then, with a look full of surprise, he said to the young man, "Uncle, you forgot to pull the chain of your trousers, hey, it's actually red, and it seems that there are two more words." ”
"Uncle, are these two words 'big bird'?"
Xiao Ye poked his head and looked up at the young man.
"Ahh
At this time, the young man was stunned for a moment, then quickly looked down, and sure enough, he saw that the trouser chain was not closed, and a small piece of big red underwear was exposed.
I can faintly see that it is the word "big bird".
"Hooligans, beasts, shameless, scum, scum......"
Xiao You was stunned, looked at the young man in shock, and scolded with a blush on his face.
The young man looked flustered and hurriedly stretched out his hand to pull, but in front of him was the beautiful Xiaoyou, and there were people all around, so there was no place to cover it at all.
At this time, it is not to pull, and it is not to be pulled.
His face immediately turned red, and his face was full of embarrassment, so he fled.
"Haha......"
Xiao You couldn't help but lower her voice and laughed, and then she let out a "huh" and said suspiciously: "It's strange, it's so obvious, why didn't you see it before?"
The two little guys laughed at each other.
At this time, Xiao You immediately looked at the two little guys, and just saw their expressions when they looked at each other, he immediately understood and asked, "You did it?"
"Sister, what are you talking about?"
Xiao Ye's face was dazed, and he immediately took a step back and said, "You mean, I secretly hid two big lobsters? Sister, you can't tell my teacher, the teacher will punish me for endorsing." ”
"Uh......"
Xiao You rolled his eyes and frowned, and said, "I mean...... Never mind. However, my sister still wants to thank you, that person is so annoying that I can't get rid of it. ”
"Sister, you're welcome, just raise your hands. ”
Xiao Ye immediately smiled all over her face, and then said: "That's my sister is beautiful, brother, how do you say there is an idiom?"
"The country is beautiful and fragrant, the country is captivating, the world is glamorous, the appearance is like a fairy, the moon is shy of flowers, the flowers are like jade, the flowers are like the moon?" Xiao Ri said while eating, his mouth was stuffed with food, bulging, and then he suddenly realized, "Oh, I know you want to say that, do you want to say that beautiful and delicious?"
Xiao You's eyes widened, and he said angrily: "Okay, you two little guys, you dare to tease my sister and me?
"It's the national color and the fragrance!"
Xiao Ye glared at Xiao Ri, his face full of unhappiness.
"Did you really do it?" At this time, Xiao You's eyes were full of surprise, and then he asked curiously, "Hey, how did you do it?"
"The Buddha said, don't say, don't say. Xiao Ye said with squinted eyes.
Xiao You rolled her eyes, but these two little guys seemed to be getting more and more mysterious, making her unable to see through them at all, giving her a strange feeling. Then she asked, "What about your teacher, why don't you see your teacher?"
"Oh, teacher, leave him alone. ”
Xiao Ye waved his hand and said, "Sister Xiaoyou is welcome, I will invite you to a big meal and take you to eat fragrant and spicy food." ”
"Again, sister dares to tease?!" Xiao You patted Xiao Ye on the head.
At this moment, another young man walked up, holding a glass of red wine in his hand and a charming smile on his face.
"Sister, another ill-intentioned person is coming. ”
Xiao Ye stopped eating, glanced at the young man who came up, and then turned his head and asked, "Sister, do you want me to help you send it away?"
"Sister, that person is betting with them that I'm going to ask you out tonight. ”
Xiao Ri gestured to the pavilion not far away, and the few young people who were standing together and looking at this place, intentionally or unintentionally. Then, he asked with some confusion and curiosity: "Sister, what is Papa?"
"That's it, don't ask that, little ones. ”
When Xiao You heard this, he slapped Xiao Ri's head a few times, and then looked towards the pavilion, and then frowned.
"Bang Bang is a headshot?"
Xiao Ri was puzzled, feeling that something was wrong, and said, "It shouldn't be right, I'll check...... Oh, sister, let me tell you, a man's head can't be touched and photographed, especially my head and Xiaoye's, if you touch and shoot it, it will ......"
"Unlucky. Xiao Ye suddenly took a few steps back and said.
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