Chapter 45 Teaching to Make False Accounts

Chapter 45 teaches false accounts

1.

At half past four in the afternoon, the car returned to the town of Toyama.

Song Xiuwen did not ask the driver Lao Liu to drive the car to Hushan Middle School, but instructed Lao Liu to drive the car directly to his hotel.

In the spring, I was a little puzzled, could it be that I still wanted to continue drinking? But would it be a little early to eat at this time?

Lao Liu heard Song Xiuwen say that he drove the car to his hotel, and knew that business had come to his door, so he happily turned the front of the car.

When she arrived at the hotel, Song Xiuwen asked Lao Liu to drive the car to the courtyard, and then led Spring into a private room in the innermost.

The room is not big, and it can only sit for four people.

As soon as Song Xiuwen entered the door, he sat in the middle of the dining table, and Spring was with him.

The proprietress smiled and pushed the door in with tea, Song Xiuwen made a ** joke with her, and Chun blushed a little when she heard it.

Song Xiuwen asked the proprietress to take four boxes of "Taishan" cigarettes, and then ordered four exquisite side dishes and two bottles of liquor.

Seeing Song Xiuwen's posture, Spring felt a little worried.

"Teacher Song, are we still drinking tonight?" Spring asked Song Xiuwen in a low voice, afraid of accidentally annoying him again.

"Drink, you must drink," Song Xiuwen pointed at Spring with a chubby finger, "You kid, you ruined my happiness in front of outsiders at noon today, and you must be honest and obedient at night." ”

Spring had no choice but to nod and pour tea for Song Xiuwen.

The proprietress brought cigarettes and lighters, and Song Xiuwen took two boxes and handed them to Spring.

Spring hurriedly excused himself and said, "Teacher Song, I haven't finished smoking the cigarettes at noon." Besides, this cigarette is too expensive. ”

"Expensive, Zhao Zhiqiang doesn't smoke this every day?" Song Xiuwen glared at Chun, "Take it, today our master and apprentice will also open foreign meat." ”

Seeing that Song Xiuwen was a little angry, Spring had to put a cigarette in his pocket.

2.

Seeing that Spring was so well-behaved and sensible, Song Xiuwen patted Spring on the shoulder with satisfaction.

Song Xiuwen opened the briefcase and took out the blank tickets and a stack of shopping lists that he asked for at the wholesale market.

"Xiaochun, this is the focus of our work today. Song Xiuwen said earnestly to the spring.

Looking at the questions in Spring's mind, Song Xiuwen continued: "You say, how do we fill in this ticket?"

"How do you fill it in? "Spring's face is innocent.

"Actual reimbursement?" Song Xiuwen glanced at the spring, pointed to the cigarette on the table, and then said, "Then what about this cigarette and the wine we drank at noon? Take the meal bill for drinking to reimburse, will Zhao Zhiqiang sign it? Anyway, I don't have this face, why don't you go?"

Looking at Song Xiuwen's evil smile, Spring hurriedly shook his head.

"The school stipulates that the meal allowance for teachers on business trips is three yuan a day. Song Xiuwen stretched out three fingers towards the spring and shook it, "Three yuan, is it enough for our master and apprentice to drink mineral water?"

"What should we do, let's go out ourselves?" Spring looked embarrassed, "I don't have that much money, and I have to take care of my two younger brothers to eat." ”

"You're stupid," Song Xiuwen's face was full of disdain, and he tapped his finger on the table, "Add all these meals to your shopping, Zhao Zhiqiang has never bought these things before, and he won't understand the price." ”

"What if I get a goof?" said Spring, embarrassed.

"No, you will go with me when you look for Zhao Zhiqiang to sign tomorrow, you are a new teacher, and you are Zhao Zhiqiang's most respected and trusted person, with you as circumstantial evidence, Zhao Zhiqiang will not doubt it. Song Xiuwen looked confident.

Things have come to this point, and there is nothing to be done in the spring, so I have no choice but to obey Song Xiuwen's arrangement.

Song Xiuwen took out the calculator from his briefcase and calculated it with Spring.

A total of 1,978.6 yuan was spent on the materials purchased, 226 yuan for tobacco, alcohol and meals at noon, 300 yuan for dinner, 80 yuan for four boxes of "Taishan" cigarettes, and 70 yuan for taxis, totaling 2,584.6 yuan. Except for taxi fares, Song Xiuwen asked Spring to spread the remaining additional expenses evenly into the unit price and total amount of each item.

After working for more than half an hour, under the instruction and guidance of Song Xiuwen, the spring finally settled the accounts of going out to shop this time.

Song Xiuwen looked at the slip in his hand, then looked at the sweaty spring, and grinned happily.

3.

"Xiaochun, tonight is open to drink, our master and apprentice will not return if they are not drunk. Song Xiuwen smiled and beckoned the proprietress to serve the food.

The dish was already ready, and the proprietress brought it up on a tray.

Taking advantage of the boss's wife's efforts to put vegetables on the table, Song Xiuwen touched the boss's ass fiercely with her fat big hand, causing the boss lady to laugh and scold.

"Koharu, let's 'hold one' tonight. Song Xiuwen opened a bottle of liquor and poured himself a full cup.

Spring understands that the rule of "hand to one" is one bottle per person, drink by yourself and pour it yourself, no one will persuade anyone, and you can't find someone else to replace the wine.

looked at Song Xiuwen's already full wine glass, and Spring had to open a bottle of liquor as well.

At half past seven in the evening, Spring carried Song Xiuwen, who was already stumbling, out of the private room.

The proprietress came to settle the bill, and the tobacco, alcohol and food cost a total of 210 yuan. In the spring, I knew that the remaining 170 yuan must have gone into Song Xiuwen's pocket.

Lao Liu drove Song Xiuwen and Chun back to school, unloaded the supplies in the car, and slept when Chun returned to the dormitory.

4.

As soon as she got to work the next day, Song Xiuwen came over to greet Spring and went to the principal's office together.

Zhao Zhiqiang was answering the phone and motioned for the two of them to sit down on the sofa.

Song Xiuwen took out a pack of "Red Chicken" cigarettes for two yuan, threw one to Spring, and signaled to Zhao Zhiqiang, who waved his hand.

Zhao Zhiqiang finished the call, got up from the chair, walked to the sofa opposite Song Xiuwen and Spring and sat down.

"Director Song, how are things going?" asked Zhao Zhiqiang.

"Principal Zhao, according to the shopping list listed in the spring, all the materials were purchased yesterday and have been placed in the studio. Song Xiuwen replied very crisply and neatly.

Zhao Zhiqiang nodded and asked, "How much did it cost in total?"

Song Xiuwen took out the list from his pocket, put it in front of Zhao Zhiqiang, and said: "It seems to be about two thousand and five, and the specific amount has not been calculated, anyway, I paid three thousand yuan from Accountant Wang, and there are three or four hundred left." ”

Zhao Zhiqiang looked through the documents one by one, and asked a few words from time to time, all of which were answered by Song Xiuwen, who smoked with his head down in the spring, and never squeaked. Because of helping Song Xiuwen cheat, Chunyu felt a little weak in his heart, and his face was a little red, but fortunately Zhao Zhiqiang didn't look up at him.

Zhao Zhiqiang didn't delve into the receipts and shopping expenses, took out a pen, signed his name on the reimbursement form, and handed it to Song Xiuwen.

"Don't do any work today, all the staff go to the studio, listen to the arrangement of spring, get the studio done well today, and strive to start classes tomorrow. Zhao Zhiqiang gave instructions to Song Xiuwen.

Song Xiuwen, who had already made money, readily agreed.

Out of Zhao Zhiqiang's office, Song Xiuwen patted Spring's back and smiled proudly.