I put Xin Rong in the center of the bed and surrounded four walls with four quilts. teasing her eyebrows, "Good girl, Mom will come back after buying vegetables in a while." "As far as I'm concerned, it's easy to live with kids. When you need to move freely, you can feed her and change into a diaper, and the door can be locked. I am very pleased with Xin Rong's innate independence.

"What did you buy?"

Glory ignored me and took the fruits and vegetables that he had just bought from the vegetable market from my hands. I chased after him ass and asked, "Why did you come back so early, weren't you dating your girlfriend?"

"The event ended early, and the family called her mother for a car accident. ”

"Isn't it, it's okay, isn't it serious?"

"It's ok. Hit the tree, the airbag opened and it didn't matter much. Maybe a slight concussion. ”

"Stupid. Such a good time, you don't go to your mother-in-law to ask for warmth, what home to go back to. ”

"Whatever you do, it's your mother-in-law, and falling in love is not getting married. Besides, how stupid it is to hit a tree, maybe her mother will have to block the news. ”

"Even if her mother blocks the news, you still have to go there in courtesy, don't let your girlfriend think too much. After all, when your girlfriend answers the phone, you're on the side. ”

"Okay, okay, I don't want to go, and she doesn't force it. You are not in a hurry, the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry. ”

Well, since people don't mind, I don't have much to say. "Have you eaten yet?"

"I've eaten it. ”

Glory took out the ingredients in the bag, "You still bought fish?"

"I suddenly want to eat fish. ”

"Will you do it, you will buy it?"

"Who do you look down on?

"Forget it, I'll do it. Lao Tzu will make you a squirrel fish. ”

"Squirrel fish? The army even teaches squirrel fish?" In my eyes, squirrel fish is a big dish, and it is not in the hands of ordinary people.

"Not really, because I love to eat, when I was a child, I often argued for my grandmother to make it for me, and I know the process after seeing more. However, to really take charge of the spoon and put it into practice, we still have to start with the troops. ”

"Oh my God, I'm a super squirrel fisher. I feel that my life today is complete. ”

"My grandfather said my words, and I will give them to you as they are, [eat and drink, be careful when you get to Moscow]. ”

Forgive me for laughing low, his grandfather's words not only rhyme, but also very vivid.

"I didn't expect you to get a laugh. I've got it all on my lips. ”

In fact, with the addition of his "what grandpa said", it is easy to understand the joke of this sentence. From the beginning of the guiding light of the Soviet Union to the collapse of 91, people of his grandfather's age can be regarded as a generation that watched the Soviet Union be born (through various books, after all, it has been 500 years since the birth of communism) to death. Satirizing Khrushchev's revisionism Gorbachev, [eat and drink, to Moscow].

"You have to understand, the people of your grandfather's era, even if they eat fish, they still clamored to eat squirrel fish, of course they have to criticize your revisionism. ”

"I have to admit this, I have been lazy and gluttonous since I was a child, otherwise I wouldn't have pestered Uncle Su all day long and didn't go home. ”

"Who is Uncle Su?"

"My dad is small, a fat man who cooks. ”

"Is cooking delicious?"

"It's okay. Celebrities from all walks of life have eaten his cooking. ”

The fat man who cooks has quite the artistic conception of Liu Guoliang, who doesn't understand the national ball, and Liu Qiangdong, who doesn't know his wife.

"No wonder you have such a bad appetite, it turns out that the food is too good. ”

Glory cooks quickly, and the second episode of the latest season of my country love hasn't finished watching yet, and it's all right.

I saw that Glory also sat down with me, "Didn't you eat?"

"What's the matter, I can't get a boxed lunch after I work?"

I watched him eat more than I did, "Do boys need to pretend to have a small stomach on a date?" ”

"Don't forget the people who dig wells, you have to think about who made these dishes. ”

Big brother, I also have some work on grocery shopping. Forget it, I shut up, I felt that I lost 100 million yuan when I ate a bite less.

"You hurry up and eat, and after eating, the two of us will play checkers. ”

Yesterday, when I cleaned up my room, Glory found a game of checkers and asked me what it was, "Checkers, you can't have seen it." "This brother really hasn't seen it, and asked me to teach him how to play.

At first, I couldn't understand why Glory was so aggressive in playing checkers, but then I realized that he wanted to avenge his leggings. Glory and I would make some inconsequential bets, and the last time he lost, he had to wear the sassy pink leggings that I made for him on Taobao. In fact, there were not many onlookers along the way, only my laughter trembled, and Glory looked embarrassed and reluctant. The bet on this checkers was to shave one eyebrow, and I thought that I would not be able to play under the glory, and I would earn it with my own blood, so I agreed without thinking.

"I won't play, so after you taught me, I went with a best-of-seven format. ”

"No, I can't. I've never heard of four wins in seven games, and three wins in five games. ”

"I'm a novice who can't do yours, let me. The result is the same anyway. ”

I thought about it, so I readily agreed. But I still kept an eye on him, and I didn't teach him very hard. However, I still miscalculated, and I only played six games in total, and I won one game and drew one game. In fact, the result is not the worst, what makes me lose face the most is the comparison of the chess styles of the enemy and us, and the judgment is high. If you lose the game, you also lose the game.

When he handed over his eyebrow knife, his heart was dripping blood. Glory's expression on the top of his eyebrows was really underwhelming, "You smile after shaving, don't shake your hands and scratch my flesh." ”

"I try. As a result, a few drops of liquid squirted out of Glory's mouth and landed on my face, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." You still let me laugh, it's easy to hurt the innocent. I calmly pulled out the tissue and silently brushed the liquid away.

"Okay, you go check it out. Glory couldn't contain the joy on his face, and I knew that my shaved eyebrows must be much deeper than pink leggings. It didn't disappoint me, the mirror told me a life truth, how terrible a face without eyebrows is. For the convenience of drawing eyebrows, and in line with the principle of symmetry, I shaved the other side of the eyebrow in front of the mirror.

Glory looked at me," the heroine of the female middle school. ”

After a while, he watched my eyebrows "grow" silently again, "This can't work, can you draw eyebrows and still need to shave, it's so boring." ”

So, I lived without eyebrows for two months. At first, it was really ugly, unenergetic, and most importantly, strange, and I felt a little bit unaware of myself. It may also be because he is too ugly to admit that the person in the mirror is the deity. I don't know when Glory and I started this kind of drama of retribution, every time we beat each other to death, but we still enjoy it. I remember one time when Glory asked me to call him at nine o'clock, and I called on time, but with a beeswax strap. At about 8:40, he put beeswax on his calf, lightly attached the white strap to it, and fifteen minutes later, with a scream, Glory awoke.

"Damn, I'm going to go swimming. ”

I didn't expect it to have such a big impact, I thought it would hurt a little, just put on long pants and wait for that leg hair to grow back.

"I didn't know you were going to swim. ”

I'm really going a little bit too far. That leg hair is funny. Because the glory legs are long and hairy, the white and clean rectangular place just matches the shape of the strap, and the rest of the place is still overgrown with weeds. The shape of the hair removal is very regular, so it catches the eye at once, and you can't pay attention to it.