Chapter 24 Cousin Photograph
"People...... Body photos?"
Mr. Chen was startled, and his legs trembled with fright as if they were playing cotton, which ...... Isn't this just going to embarrass Lao Tzu?
"What's wrong?
"Big ...... Big brother, you don't have to play so hard, do you?"
Mr. Chen is a character with a head and a face, in case he is photographed, how will he come out to meet people in the future?
Especially for a businessman like him, face is very important.
"Ruthless, hehe! I'll give you five seconds to think about it, and you can do it. ”
After that, Ye Fan began to count down.
"Five!"
"Four!"
"One!"
"It's time!"
"Damn, you're cheating?"
Mr. Chen was so angry that he had seen shameless people, but he had never seen such a shameless person, and he clearly said that he would give five seconds to think about it, but it didn't take three seconds!
"Shoot, or don't shoot?"
"I won't shoot if I am killed!" Mr. Chen scolded with a red face.
Ye Fan said with a little surprise: "Can't you see that you have a backbone?"
"You...... What do you want to do?"
"A lesson to be learned!"
Ye Fan said lightly, the anger in his heart was actually uncontrollable, if he was late tonight, then Yang Yuxuan's innocence would be ruined by these two animals.
Therefore, he wants to teach these people a lesson that they will never forget.
Suddenly, the playful smile on his face grew stronger and stronger......
Some people laugh, and it is even more terrible than others are angry!
Because you can feel a creepy chill from his smile!
There is a knife hidden in the smile, and he is talking about people like Ye Fan!
Mr. Chen soon sensed that something was wrong, his face suddenly turned pale, and he stammered, "You...... Don't come here!"
"Do you know what an egg burst is?"
"What the hell is the egg?"
Mr. Chen was stunned for a moment, and when he saw his expression, he knew that he didn't know what it meant to be an egg!
"You'll find out soon!"
At this time, Ye Fan suddenly kicked out, stretched out his foot and kicked Mr. Chen's crotch violently.
"Whew!!!...... It hurts Lao Tzu to death. ”
Suddenly, the room resounded with a pig-killing howl.
Mr. Chen's face was so red in pain, the green tendons on his forehead burst out, and his eyes were almost bulging out, and he could see that he was covering his hands underneath and his body shrunk into a ball.
After such a big blow, it is estimated that the thing below has also been scrapped!
After screaming in pain for a few minutes, Mr. Chen lay on the ground exhausted, his body trembling slightly.
Ye Fan squatted down with a smile on his face, grabbed his hair with one hand, and said with a smile: "Let me ask again, can you take it off?"
"I ...... I'll take it off!"
Mr. Chen was very scared in his heart, this man was so heavy, who knew if he would kill himself?
I saw that he took off his clothes with great difficulty, leaving only a pair of pants, and his expression was very embarrassed.
"Hehe, it seems that there is a lack of someone. ”
Ye Fan smiled evilly, walked up to the "unconscious" Li Qiang, and stepped on his hand, "Cousin, don't pretend to be dead, get up, I'll leave you." ”
As the saying goes, ten fingers are connected to the heart!
What's more, Ye Fan didn't use any strength, which made Li Qiang grin in pain.
"It hurts...... It hurts!
Li Qiang originally thought that he could fool the past by pretending to be dead, but he couldn't hide it from the other party.
Just now, Ye Fan kicked Mr. Chen's egg, and this meeting left an indelible memory for Mr. Li.
Paralyzed, if you stay and be kicked by him, what will Lao Tzu do with women in the future?
"Cousin, can't you take it off?"
Ye Fan smiled faintly, the harmless smile of humans and beasts could not be imagined that he would be so vicious.
"I ...... Don't hit me!"
Frightened, Li Qiang had no choice but to obediently strip naked.
Yang Yuxuan, who was shrinking in the corner, had a crimson face, and hurriedly lowered her head in shame, and scolded secretly in her heart: This damn scoundrel, do you like men? Otherwise, how could you take these photos?
But at this time, she felt as if her body was being burned by fire, and her heart was itchy, as if thousands of ants were biting herself: Death scoundrel! Why don't you come and help me detoxify? People can't help it.
Not long after, she fell unconscious, and she didn't even have time to say anything for help.
……
"I said two bosses, don't be awkward, take off your pants too!"
Ye Fan held his mobile phone, taking pictures and calling at the same time.
"Mr. Chen, what should I do?
"Paralysis, can you not take it off? Lao Tzu was played to death by your cousin this time, see how I clean you up in the future!"
"I ...... Me!"
Li Qiang suddenly stopped, the grievance in his heart was really miserable, paralyzed, he ...... He's really not my cousin!
Immediately, the two of them obediently took off their pants and covered them with their hands.
However, Li Qiang still accidentally caught a glimpse of Mr. Chen's underside swollen as if he had been stung by a wasp, and he was so frightened that the seven souls were gone.
Mom, can this thing still work?
"Cousin, let go of your hand and put it around the boss's neck!"
Ye Fan was a little annoyed, seeing that the two of them were covering the bottom, Lao Tzu was still slapping a fart?
"Yes...... Is that so?"
Where did Li Qiang dare to go against Ye Fan's meaning, so he put one hand on Mr. Chen's neck, and his posture was very coquettish.
"Yes, yes! That's what it feels like!"
Ye Fan snapped his fingers and smiled with satisfaction.
“……”
Li Qiang has an impulse to commit suicide, paralyzed, how will Lao Tzu see people in the future?
However, Ye Fan didn't care about these and continued to guide them in various postures.
"Why are you two like dead dads? Give him a smile, yes! yes! Yes! That's it!"
"Cousin, your expression is a little more ecstatic, and you have to be emotional, understand?"
"Good! Change your position again, cousin, hold him from behind!"
……
At this moment, the two of them felt that they were ashamed of themselves, they had lived for decades, and they had never been so as today, and if there was a hole in the ground, they would definitely not hesitate to get into it.
Because, this ...... This TMD is disgraced!
After shooting a series of actions, Ye Fan put away his mobile phone, and it seemed that it would be useful to keep it for the future.
"Big ...... Big brother, let's make a price, how much money will it cost to return the photos. ”
After taking the photo, Mr. Chen and the others hurriedly put on their clothes and put on a bitter gourd face, and even regretted their intestines.
"Talking about money hurts our buddies' feelings!"
Dude, brother your sister, Lao Tzu still wants to suck you to death?
Mr. Chen was angry in his heart, but where did he dare to show it on his face?
In desperation, he could only continue to pretend to be his grandson, and said with a smile: "Yes, talking about money hurts feelings, so ...... These photos?"
"Oh, since it's buddy, am I going to cheat you again? When I'm in a good mood, I'll delete them all. ”
"Really?"
"Of course I lied to you, Dasha X!"
"You ......"
Mr. Chen was so angry that he was about to go crazy, but he couldn't help the other party, you are Dasha X, and your whole family is Dasha X!
Li Qiang saw that Mr. Chen was about to lose control of his emotions, for fear that he would anger Ye Fan, so he hurriedly changed the topic and said with a flattering smile: "Big ...... Big brother, in that case, can we go?"
Suddenly, at this time, Ye Fan stopped his playful smile, and his eyes became gloomy, "Let's go, but I haven't played enough!"
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