Chapter 59: Bragging and Fartting

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As Carl, who is used to being fired by Andy often, he knows very well how to relieve the tension and embarrassment between each other. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Andy wasn't really angry, but he just felt that he should warn Carl that it was better to prevent trouble than to be pampered or arrogant.

"I forgot about you who was angry, don't you have anything to tell me besides signing a contract?"

Carl's fat face showed a hint of embarrassment, but soon said with a smile: "Hehe, it's mainly the copyright of the novel and film adaptation, I'm really a little unbearable, Disney and Universal want to buy the copyright of the dark fairy tale, Lionsgate sent a representative to contact me, I want the film adaptation rights of "The Hunger Games", Warner's royal director Christopher Nolan is looking for someone to bring a message hoping to meet you, as if he likes the just-published "Inception" very much. ”

"Hmph. Andy snorted coldly, "The mouth of eating people is short, and the hands of taking people are short." It's strange that you can withstand it. It's still the same sentence, whoever gives me a share of the box office will choose whomever I want, and the rest is not to be discussed, if no company is willing, it's a big deal that I will buy a small company and operate it myself. ”

Andy knows very well what these film companies think, at most, they can buy the adaptation rights for a few million, and the movie will be released in exchange for several times and dozens of times the profit, and let them share the box office, which is to cut their flesh, so naturally they will not agree.

None of the stories in Andy's novels were adapted from later successful films, and his value was the clearest he knew.

"Christopher Nolan... Andy frowned lightly, his fingers tapped on the table, the future great director, restarted the value of Batman, the original author of Inception, for the sake of Inception, he can definitely understand that he is also a fake Li Kui met the real Li Kui, see or not?

Ma's, what's so scary, now Inception is his work, what are you afraid of, Nolan is a big director in Hollywood in the future, and it is still necessary to have a good relationship with him.

"After signing the contract, find a suitable time to help me invite director Nolan to meet, I like his Batman very much, I am a fan of superheroes, thank him for giving Batman a new charm. Andy winked at Carl with a smile on his lips.

"Hehe, I know what to do, many people in Hollywood are very optimistic about Nolan's directing level, and it is only a matter of time before he becomes a big director. Carl smirked lewdly.

"Also, the company that rejected Lionsgate, shit, financial chaos, and a lot of debt actually wanted The Hunger Games, mah, this is the rhythm that wants to trick us!" Andy scolded with a mocking smile on his face.

"Shhhhh No, they are the most famous DU film companies in addition to the Big Six. Carl gasped in disbelief as he heard Andy curse.

"Ha~~~ It's because it's DU Li Film Company that there will be problems, which of their movie shooting funds are not mostly loaned, and if there is no consortium behind to support the blockbuster, it is looking for death. After they spent money to buy The Hunger Games, it was that set of operating loans, isn't it a pit?" Andy pouted disdainfully, he wouldn't let others take his treasure to abuse, and he would also find a film company with strong assets when he was looking for a family, and Lionsgate would be in trouble since 07.

"When is the signing time, and I have to go to the game company to see the development progress. Andy opened the humidor on the table, took out a cigar and sniffed it.

"I can arrange the signing tomorrow, they can't wait for a long time, that... When are you going to record the single? Carl took out the alcohol lamp and lit it, took the cigar handed by Andy, cut off the cigar cap with a cigar clipper, put it on the alcohol lamp to burn the cigarette feet, and waited until the cigarette feet were evenly heated before handing it back to Andy.

Striking a match, Andy held the cigar close to the flame, waited until the cigarette was black and shiny, took a few puffs in his mouth, and when he felt the cigarette being wrapped in his mouth, he opened his mouth and spit out smoke.

Blowing on the lit cigarette foot, Andy's face showed a natural and quiet demeanor, enjoying the pure taste of the cigar, and the corners of his mouth curled slightly and complained: "You dead fat man can really enjoy it, you are really willing to buy such an expensive cigar." ”

Carl didn't deny it and clicked on it, just laughed, how could he tell Andy that it was bribed to him by Disney's people, it was better to hide this kind of thing, anyway, he didn't promise anything.

Smoking a cigar, Andy's mood also became better, and he said lightly: "After signing the contract tomorrow, you can prepare to record a single, anyway, I'm not a professional singer, let them not expect too much, it's almost enough, just do a better job in the later stage." ”

Carl almost didn't choke to death with a puff of cigarette, and was a little surprised by Andy's perfunctory, after all, according to his character, he would pursue perfection anyway, but he didn't expect to shamelessly ask for post-processing.

"Cut, what's so surprising about this, there are too many singers in the studio, and singing is not as good as doing it in the later stage, anyway, it's for money, and I won't often have the opportunity to sing live, so why don't you do it if you can save trouble." Andy said indifferently, puffing out a puff of smoke and watching it slowly gather and float in the air, and finally dissipate.

"Hehe, you're the boss, you have the final say. By the way, Andy, how did you get involved with Ivanka?" asked Carl with some gossip.

"Ha~~~ Is it strange for me to have a relationship with her? If it weren't for her body being too hot and good-looking, I really wouldn't like her. Andy raised his eyebrows 13 times.

"Cut, brag BI who won't. But it's really cheap, you kid, that's a supermodel, a wealthy celebrity, the heir of billions of assets, the figure and appearance are all superb, you are really shameless when you get cheap and sell well. Karl sneered with disdain.

"! Which side are you? According to you, as if I have taken a big advantage? I'm a world-famous writer in the future, and she can enter Forbes' new rich people in Silicon Valley, look at this figure, look at this handsome face, and it's definitely her greatest luck to be in love with me. Andy loves this kind of braggart and fart atmosphere with his best friends, and he brags with his nostrils facing up.

"Ahem... Cough, Andy, they all say that I have a thick skin, and now it seems that your shamelessness has broken through the sky, I am willing to bow to the wind, who will say that I am thick-skinned in the future, I will definitely slap him with big ears. BUT, SERIOUSLY, IVANKA'S FIGURE REALLY DOESN'T HAVE TO BE SAID, IT MUST BE VERY COOL, RIGHT?" SAID KARL ASKED IN A LOW VOICE WITH A LEWD EXPRESSION.

THINKING OF IVANKA'S ROUND AND ELASTIC PEAK, ANDY COULDN'T HELP SWALLOWING HIS SALIVA, SMASHED HIS MOUTH, AND YIN SIGHED: "THAT KIND OF FEEL, IT CAN'T BE DESCRIBED IN WORDS, TSK, IT'S TOO ENJOYABLE TO ARCH, BUT IT'S A PITY THAT YOU HAVEN'T WON THIRD BASE YET, SO YOU WILL BE CALLED BACK." ”

Andy didn't hide that he didn't take Ivanka, after all, what men like most about bragging is to talk about women, even if they are ridiculed, jealous, sharing secrets is the embodiment of male friendship, in fact, men all over the world are the same, well, as long as they are not known by women, besides, who hasn't blown the length of the stick and the time of the snap with a good friend?