Chapter 24 The boat capsized in the gutter
"You're going to bully, you're going to bully, you're going to bully!"
Whoosh ......
Between Xiao Yichen's swaying head back and forth, the hair forks, bead chains and other objects that were originally inserted on Yu Xiaoxiang's head flew past the side of his face one by one. The little beauty who was lying on the ground and was furious threw everything she could directly, and she really found that there was nothing to do, and she was sore, and after being wronged to the extreme, she simply began to cry.
"Uh...... Just kidding, this king doesn't care what you cry about. Originally, he was still smiling, but when he saw strings of pearls slipping off his pretty face, His Royal Highness the Prince, who felt that something was wrong, folded the fan in his hand, scratched his cheeks with a depressed face, and didn't know what to say.
"What do you do! People would have slept at home well, and they would soon be able to go to school, hook up with a lot of handsome guys, not to mention, maybe they could find a golden beetle son-in-law, and live the pinnacle of life from now on!" A handful of snot and a handful of tears, the little beauty who turned her pretty face into a flower cat, patted the ground hard, and sobbed: "As a result, I was inexplicably sucked into a black hole, and I met you again! Not to mention being bullied by you, you have to memorize those messy dish names, and you are extremely bored every day, and you still tease people all day long!" People don't do it, people want to go home!!woo~~~"
"Well, this king also thinks you are funny, so he teases you. Don't cry, it's a big deal, the king promised you that when he finds out where you came from, he will send you back immediately. How?" Xiao Yichen, who had a headache, rubbed two inches, closer to the pretty face, and tried to persuade as gently as possible.
"People don't want it, people want to go home, people want to go home now!" crying louder and louder, Yu Xiaoxiang even hid her pretty face under her sleeve, as if she didn't want to see Xiao Yichen's face.
There was really nothing to do about the situation in front of him, Xiao Yichen scratched his head for a long time, rubbed closer, reached out and gently pushed the shoulder of the little beauty lying on the ground, and said softly: "Don't cry, this king tries not to bully you, don't tease you, okay?"
"Caught!!"
“……”
In the cheerful and delicate voice, Xiao Yichen only felt that the black line in his head appeared! The green tendons on the corner of his forehead appeared, and His Royal Highness the Prince, who was beating non-stop, watched the big hand being dragged in the arms of the little beauty, and the smile on his stiff face was more ugly than crying.
I sniffed twice, my hands still refused to let go, but I just raised my arm and rubbed the cat's face that was almost full of flowers, and the little beauty with a slightly choked tone, the smug smile in the pear blossom with the rain was a little more gorgeous than the rainbow after the rain.
"Hmph, it only took three tricks to catch you a big bastard! Admit defeat, admit defeat quickly!" Like a cat lying on the ground, his whole body curled up, and he grabbed the big hand in his arms, but his tearful eyes were shining.
"Hey, this king has been crisscrossing the stars for one hundred and eighty-five years, and I have always deceived others, when has it been the turn of others to deceive me? Unexpectedly, those so-called famous generals of all countries have been beaten all over the ground by this king, but they capsized in the gutter on your little girl. It's simply an insult to the king's name. Xiao Yichen had a bitter expression on his face, and he was extremely unwilling in his broken thoughts.
"Hehe, no matter what, hurry up and admit defeat! A manly man, once he says it, it is difficult to chase any horse!" Yu Xiaoxiang, who was full of sweet and smug smiles, was already rubbing back and forth at this moment, and the whole person was like a soft creature, about to wrap around Xiao Yichen's arm.
Xingmu turned around twice, Xiao Yichen shook his head and said, "This king doesn't want to admit defeat, but he is afraid of being told that he is not trustworthy." ”
"That is, if you cheat, everyone I will see in the future will say that Prince Ling Xiao is a little dog who is not trustworthy and does not count when he talks!
"Okay, for the sake of the king's reputation, let's slice you! In this way, no one will know about this king's tricks, and you don't have to memorize the names of those troublesome dishes, aren't you all happy?" Xiao Yichen waved his free hand and made a movement to wipe his neck, with a look of "I'm very smart" on his face.
"......" stared at the bastard prince in front of him for a long time, Yu Xiaoxiang dragged out the big hand in his arms, opened his red lips and imprinted his teeth, "I'll bite you to death!!"
"Hey, just kidding, you really bite!!"
His Royal Highness the Prince, who grinned and had a handsome face, finally knew that the little woman who was furious would not care about anything, this simple truth.
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"You girl, you can't be an orc canine, right? such a small person, why does it hurt so much to bite?" Leaning on the cushion, still rubbing the circle of tooth marks on the back of his hand, Xiao Yichen glared at the little woman beside him angrily.
Yu Xiaoxiang, who was kneeling on the ground, was inserting the headdresses he had just picked up back back into his head indiscriminately, humming a little song with crooked eyebrows and eyes, obviously in a very good mood, and he didn't even mean to take care of it at all.
"Oops. Suddenly, I don't know if the posture of the hairpin was wrong, Yu Xiaoxiang's pretty face showed a look of pain, and the pair of jade hands instantly supported her slender waist.
"What's wrong? was it really hurt just now?" Xiao Yichen swept his eyes to make sure that the little girl was not a trick, his sword eyebrows were slightly furrowed, and he supported her delicate body sideways, so that she could change from a kneeling position to a reclining position.
"It's not you. Rubbing his waist twice, he felt that it seemed to be really painful, and even Yu Xiaoxiang, whose face was starting to turn pale, said angrily.
Reaching out to pick up the body that looked like cotton wool, and without waiting for resistance, it was already gently placed on the cushion, Xiao Yichen said in a deep voice: "Don't move, just take a moment." ”
Yu Xiaoxiang, who was still blushing a little, just listened to those gentle words, and instantly gave up resisting and obediently lay on the cushion, but still looked to the side, as if he wanted to see what the guy next to him was going to do.
I saw Xiao Yichen reach out and gently pinch Yu Xiaoxiang's back a few times, and since he heard her subconsciously let out a slight cry of pain, then his sword eyebrows relaxed, raised his right hand, and a purple mist appeared instantly. Before Yu Xiaoxiang could see it, the palm of her hand flipped down, blending the purple mist into her lower back.
"Woo~~ It's so comfortable. Yu Xiaoxiang only felt that her back waist seemed to be immersed in warm water, and the feeling of being warmly embraced made her moan softly. It's a pity that this feeling comes and goes quickly, just for a moment, it disappears.
And at this moment, Xiao Yichen had already patted her fragrant shoulder, and said angrily to the mantis hook finger who had not yet understood: "Get up, when are you going to lie on the king's cushion?"
"......" looked at the bastard who didn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, and even the disabled did not let go, Yu Xiaoxiang only felt that the roots of his teeth seemed to be itching again.