No money, no house, no car, not much IQ, only a face, such a person is not only set to chase the girl, but also to face a philistine drill eyes above the top of the former Zhenggong Niangniang, in this impetuous era of crying in a BMW as the first choice, how should Brother Ono start?

This is a problem given by her mother, Second Sister Chen, if you can't do it, stay away from her as soon as possible. Li Muye was reluctant, so he had to pinch his nose and accept it.

To conquer a man, start with his stomach. To make a girl fall in love with you, start by pleasing her eyes and ears.

Throughout the ages, the disciples have studied the skills of picking up girls, which is nothing more than five words: Pan, donkey, Deng, small, and idle. Pan An's appearance, donkey's big goods, Deng Tong's wealth, Xiao Yi's well-behaved means and a lot of leisure time to accompany him.

Li Muye combined with the current personal situation, and made a comparison of these five articles in his private heart, and found that it seemed that there was only one Deng missing from the character set by Second Sister Chen for her son. Although Brother Ono is not as good as Pan An, he is definitely clear and handsome, and has a first-class romantic appearance. went to a Deng character, and the other three words were also confidently occupied. Even Diana, a Russian Yanma, can comb the immortal to death, and it is probably not a problem to deal with a domestic little lady.

This shameless deed is the former Brother Ono's forte, whether it is the wild Meng Fanbing, or the arrogant and conceited Wang Hongye, or the brutal and simple He Xiaoqi, as long as Brother Ono has this need, he can succeed with a little trick.

At twelve o'clock at noon, at the Gyeongju Hotel, Li Muye wandered at the gate with a prepared meal, waiting for an opportunity to meet.

After a while, I saw Zeng Hongyan, who was dressed in professional women's clothes and looked plump and capable, come out of the main entrance, and when she was about to meet her, she saw a BMW 7 Series on the side of the road snatching in front of her. As soon as the car door opened, a middle-aged man with the posture of a successful person waved his hand to Zeng Hongyan and beckoned her to get into the car.

Brother Ono is old in the rivers and lakes, and it can be said that his eyes are empty. At a glance, you can see that this BMW man has the same flowery intestines in his belly. Look at your cheap mountain bike, he's it, doesn't this make it more difficult for Lao Tzu?

The BMW car pulled Zeng Hongyan and walked away.

Li Muye put away the food, got on his bicycle, and chased after him at a speed of fifty miles per hour.

The first important thing for a man chasing a woman is to have a thick enough skin, and when a woman chases a man, it is almost the same to have a thin and good skin.

In terms of the first point, Brother Ono had already cultivated to become a generation of great grandmasters.

Bang!

The bicycle chain was overwhelmed and broke, but fortunately, the BMW in front of it also reached its destination.

Li Muye lost his bicycle and chased after him quickly with a food box. Under the surprised gaze of the BMW man, he walked quickly to Zeng Hongyan and said with a big tongue: "You are Zeng Hongyan, right, your mother promised to marry you to me as a daughter-in-law." ”

Fool, very handsome kind. The body is toned, and the whole body exudes a comfortable and alluring hormonal atmosphere.

"I'm Zeng Hongyan, but I don't know you. Zeng Hongyan was first amazed by the rude man's appearance and figure, and then resisted and said.

Li Muye directly grabbed her wrist and said, "Your mother's name is Zeng Baofeng, and she told my mother that day that she wanted to marry you to me as a daughter-in-law." ”

"Are you the one who drove the excavator?" Zeng Hongyan remembered what happened a few days ago, and said to the middle-aged BMW man who was about to call the police: "Mr. Lu, don't call the police yet, this person is our neighbor, he seems to have a problem with his head, there may be a misunderstanding here." ”

Her Royal Highness, the eldest princess of the Taiping Buddha Kingdom, has an eighty-point face, and her body is slightly plump, but her flesh and bones are well-proportioned, and she doesn't seem to have a piece of nasty meat. The voice and tone of the speech are relatively soft, and on the surface, the typical small family jasper is gentle and considerate. Such a woman is still more pleasing. Brother Xiao Ye noticed a sense of romance from the tone she spoke to Mr. Lu, this is a very good little girl.

"No misunderstanding, your mother told my mother that I had waited for you for a long time that day, and you didn't come in the end, and today I said that I won't let you go. Li Muye spoke, opened the food box in his hand, and the dishes in it were full of color and aroma were very attractive in this hungry time period.

Zeng Hongyan was not attracted by this bite of food to accept a fool, but her impression of Brother Ono was a little better. In addition to being super handsome and in good health, this fool can also cook good dishes.

The middle-aged BMW man looked a little impatient, and said, "Xiao Zeng, what the hell is going on, why does this fool still say that you are his daughter-in-law?"

"I don't know which of my mother's tendons is wrong, I have to introduce me to the boy in the neighborhood, I thought that his mother is a high-level intellectual, and he will not be bad, but I didn't expect this to be the case, and then my mother politely rejected their mother and son, and I don't know why he came here. Zeng Hongyan was articulate, quickly explained to the BMW man, and then said to Brother Xiaoye: "This big brother, can you let go of your hand first?"

"It's not good!" Li Muye categorically refused, and said nonsense: "You are good-looking, I will marry you as a daughter-in-law, cook food for you, watch TV series with you, and have dolls with you." ”

Although Zeng Hongyan had the experience of wandering around the world with Zeng Xiguo and his wife when she was a child, she can be regarded as a woman who has seen the world, but after all, she is still an unmarried girl. She struggled to break free from Brother Ono's grasp.

"You have to let go, or we will really call the police!"

When the middle-aged BMW man heard Zeng Hongyan shouting like this, he immediately took out his phone and prepared to call the police.

Li Muye suddenly reached over and snatched his phone, and raised his fist as if he was about to fight.

Zeng Hongyan shouted in horror: "Why do you still want to beat people?"

Li Muye said: "Unless you promise to eat the food I cook for you, and then be good friends with me, I won't beat him." As he spoke, he grabbed the BMW man's collar with one hand and lifted the sturdy Mr. Lu up.

How can this fool be so strong. Mr. Lu was still unconvinced and wanted to resist, but after his feet left the ground, there was only fear left. What he is most worried about at the moment is that the fool is a mentally handicapped person, and he does not have to pay for his life to kill someone. If you put your life on the line in order to soak a girl, it will be too cost-effective.

Within easy reach, people can rival countries. At this time, it doesn't work to find anyone, and the bell must be tied to the bell. This Mr. Lu glanced at Zeng Hongyan with a distressed look and said, "Xiao Zeng, you quickly explain to this brother, don't misunderstand, I have nothing special to do with you, since he has cooked a meal for you, you can go and eat." ”

Zeng Hongyan may not want to burden people, maybe she is not very willing to eat with this Mr. Lu, or she dare not refuse Mr. Lu's order, she immediately nodded when she heard the words and said: "Hey, who is that, you let go of Mr. Lu, I will eat the food you cook and be friends with you, so let's do it." As he spoke, he took the food box from Li Muye's hand.

Li Muye made a gesture of eating and said, "Get in the car and eat, don't be windy." ”

The stupid son of Professor Chen's family is not only handsome, but also quite considerate. Zeng Hongyan looked at Mr. Lu with an inquiring gaze.

"Xiao Zeng, what else do you want, hurry up and get in the car to eat. Mr. Lu landed on his feet, felt that the collar was a lot looser, and hurriedly said with a smile.

Li Muye said: "You also get in the car and send us to the park for a date in a while." ”

Damn, stinky idiots still know to go on a date in the park. Mr. Lu scolded in his heart, but he always maintained a kind smile on his face. In this case, if you are talking to a fool who is obviously mentally abnormal, but who is infinitely powerful, you may really become a fool if you don't say anything right.

Zeng Hongyan sat in the car and tasted two mouthfuls of food unwillingly, at this time, where could she care about whether it was delicious or not, meaning to deal with the fool, and hurriedly explained to the BMW man: "That Mr. Lu, I'm really sorry, I really don't know what's going on with this person." ”

"It's okay, it's okay, it's just eating anyway, it's the same for everyone. Mr. Lu sat in the driver's position, feeling a strong big hand on the back of his neck, and he didn't dare to say a word ugly.

Zeng Hongyan frowned, she was actually a little disappointed in her heart, this man was too unplanted.

When the BMW car came to Jiangbin Park, Li Muye excitedly pulled Zeng Hongyan out of the car, turned his head and said to Mr. Lu: "Go back, don't come to her in the future." ”

This Mr. Lu looked at Li Muye and pulled Zeng Hongyan away, he really wanted to drive into it, and he thought that it was not worth it to cause people to die because of this matter, and it was easy to hurt Zeng Hongyan. He wanted to call the police again, but he didn't feel appropriate when he picked up the phone, although people used some coercive means, but after all, it was to talk about friends, and Zeng Hongyan didn't seem to struggle, this person is a mentally retarded person, what can he do if he calls the police? Just watched the two walk into the park gate side by side, and finally thought of finding a few friends who could fight in the society.

On the bench in the park, Li Muye pressed one hand on Zeng Hongyan's soft little hand, and without saying a word, he looked at the two young men who were fighting bulls on the basketball court in front of him.

Zeng Hongyan ate the last bite of rice, put down the food box, and praised: "It's delicious." Then he asked, "Did you really do that?"

Li Muye nodded and said, "Of course." ”

Zeng Hongyan said: "You let go of my hand, I won't run." ”

Li Muye said: "No, my mother said that you have to hold hands when talking about friends." ”

Zeng Hongyan looked at this handsome side face, didn't force it to withdraw her hand, and said, "Your mother didn't say that it's hard to talk about friends?"

Li Muye said: "I'm not reluctant at all, you are good-looking, I like to see you." ”

Zeng Hongyan said: "I mean that you are forcing me by doing this. ”

Li Muye said: "I'm also good-looking, and then the cooking is delicious, and I'm in good health, I'm super good at playing, girls like me, what are you reluctant for?"

This fool is so narcissistic, but he seems to be telling the truth, isn't it great to be able to lift an adult strong man with one hand, and this guy is really good-looking, even more beautiful than a girl like her. The food he cooked tasted surprisingly good, Zeng Hongyan had never eaten such a delicious meal in her life.

If only he weren't a fool. She was startled by the thought that came to her senses.

"You said you could play, but if you dare to show me. She came up with a clever plan for the golden cicada to come out of its shell.

Li Muye immediately got up and said, "Okay, let's fight together, you and I will fight with them." With that, Zeng Hongyan was pulled into the field without saying anything.

Zeng Hongyan hurriedly refused: "Hey, no, you see I'm wearing professional clothes and high heels, it's too inconvenient." ”

Li Muye said: "It's okay, you just be responsible for serving." After saying that, he made a two-on-two request to the two young men.

When the two young men saw that each other had a beautiful sister, they readily agreed out of curiosity and competitiveness.

Five minutes later, Zeng Hongyan, who was reluctant to smile at first, had already begun to applaud loudly with Brother Ono's exaggerated performance. Even those two young basketball lovers were a little dumbfounded, seriously doubting that this guy was a top student from a professional sports institute? No matter how far away, he could shoot. The strength is like a cow, and the two of them are sandwiched, and they can't pull it when they dunk.

There was a group of uninvited guests outside the stadium, and it was Mr. Lu who rushed over with a group of social people to smash the field...... ()

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