Chapter 76 The Price of Telling the Truth
In the giggles and laughter of the little beauties standing on the side, Yu Xiaoxiang even applauded and cheered, praising and cheering for the "big truth" told by His Royal Highness the King of Yuxing County.
"Third brother, don't stare at me like that, I'm telling the truth. Xiao Feixing moved his buttocks first, thinking that he could have a long time with the brother who wanted to eat him, and then snapped his fingers and said, "I don't believe you listen to me." The first holy queen gave birth to a daughter and two sons. The eldest princess's sister is called a respectful and observant system, and she is simply an outstanding representative of our royal children who respect etiquette and law the most. Even when the imperial grandmother mentioned the eldest sister, she was full of praise and never had any pickiness. As for the eldest brother of the crown prince, although he also respects the etiquette, he also understands the ring, especially when someone offends, he will rack his brains every time to think of a reason to get rid of the crime. As for the third brother, I won't say anything, and you will beat me again. ”
"This king wants to beat you up now!" Xiao Yichen, who gritted his teeth, glared angrily at his bastard brother.
"Okay, don't talk about etiquette, but you also have to admit that the etiquette of the first holy queen has been inherited by the eldest princess's sister?" Xiao Feixing said with a frightened expression, and then continued: "Then we have to talk about gentleness, benevolence, and humility. You see, don't say it's me, even if it's all the courtiers and people all over the world, who doesn't know that the eldest brother of the crown prince, who smiles all day long, is so good-tempered that he can hardly see his temper. If anyone makes a mistake and angers his father, as long as he can still walk around, who is not going to kneel at the gate of the East Palace and ask the eldest brother of the prince to help intercede? As for the third brother, if you don't fall into the trap or make sarcastic remarks, you are already thankful. ”
"Bastards, you little bastards have made a mistake, when didn't this king wipe your butts for you?" Xiao Yichen raised his chopsticks and knocked directly on Xiao Feixing's head.
"Oh, third brother, I haven't finished yet, you treat our younger brothers and sisters differently. Xiao Feixing rubbed his beaten head and confessed bitterly.
"That's not nonsense!" Xiao Yichen looked angry, and said righteously: "Others are concerned about the king's!
But, to be honest, third brother, you are only called a short guard, and you are 108,000 miles away from a humble gentleman. After Xiao Feixing shrank his head and said a word, he was afraid that he would be hit again, and he had almost shrunk to the other end of the stone table.
"Okay, I'll protect you short, and I won't protect you next time!" Xiao Yichen picked up the bun viciously and stuffed it into his mouth, but the pair of fire-breathing star eyes still fell on the head of his bastard brother.
"Hey, don't be like this, third brother, we're just analyzing, analyzing. Xiao Feixing consciously escaped, and continued with a wicked smile: "Then, the good ones were all inherited by the eldest sister and the eldest brother, and the only ones left were the bad ones." Third brother, you were born late, and you didn't have a choice, it's not your fault. You say, right? It's not the third brother's fault!"
"Hee-hee-hee......" The coquettish laughter of the little beauties sounded again, making Xiao Yichen almost run wild.
Xiao Feixing glanced at the women around him, and said happily: "Just like last time, Xiaoba and the little turtle of the Yuwen family were fighting, and they were bumped into by our third brother, and they jumped out and slapped one by one, and fanned the three little turtles back to lie on the bed for two months. The result is good, the old turtle of the Yuwen family participated in a book on the Hall of Light, and it is common for children to fight in and out of the words, and it is too interesting for you to jump out as an adult. What did you say? You shook your fan, nostrils turned to the sky, and said, 'Okay, this king will not take advantage of you, go back and find thirty old turtles older than this king, and let's compare and contrast at the entrance of the main hall!' The angry old turtle in Yuwen Xiucheng almost spurted blood. ”
"Hahaha......" The little beauties around him suddenly burst into laughter, and even Lin Fang, who was standing and waiting, couldn't help laughing, and his whole face was flushed.
"That's not nonsense! Yuwen old turtle doesn't just say that this king bullies the small. That king asked them to pull out all the turtles of the Yuwen family to practice, and they were also a pair of thirty, could it be that the king still took advantage of them?" Xiao Yichen almost sprayed saliva on Xiao Feixing's face.
"That's right! This is the proof of your insidious and cunning third brother. Think about it, if Yuwen Xiucheng really has a convulsive brain and pulls out all the big and small turtles in the family to practice with you, then the Yuwen family will be extinct! But the problem is, on the bright side, you are not only ready to fight more with less, but also ready to fight the old with less, can the old turtle Yuwen still say half a sentence of bullshit? Even our father and emperor began to talk to the mud after holding back laughter for a long time. In the end, it's not that the old Yuwen turtle has suffered a loss!" In addition to Xiao Feixing's conclusion on the coffin, he even gave a thumbs up and said with a look of adoration: "To be honest, the third brother is the third brother, at that time, I just wanted to use their Yuwen little turtle to talk more and talk less, but when I came to the third brother, they were stunned and couldn't speak." ”
"That's because you're too stupid, beating snakes and hitting three inches, and reasoning with them, that's not the old birthday star eating arsenic. Those old turtles, every day they have nothing to do, they are at home thinking about how to bite and chew words, and this king thinks about how to beat the white widows and people with colored eyes all over the ground looking for teeth. The art of war is cloudy, and only by using one's own strengths and hitting others' shortcomings can one survive a hundred battles. This king has nothing to do, so he will not use force and grind with them!" Xiao Yichen's face was full of "Lao Tzu is a big fist, what can you do" such a look of underachievement.
"Hee-hee, it's really like what His Highness the Villain does. Yu Xiaoxiang couldn't help but laugh out loud again.
"Little girl, this king warns you, if you dare to tease this king again, be careful and let this king let you know how big this king's fist is!" Xiao Yichen glared at the little girl angrily, but immediately received those big shining eyes, and the bigger stare counterattacked.
Slapping the table, Xiao Feixing said with a sigh on his face: "In short, the facts have proven time and again that the eldest princess sister abides by etiquette and observance, the eldest brother of the prince is humble and benevolent, and our third brother is insidious and cunning!"
"I'll let you know what insidious cunning is now!" Xiao Yichen, who finally began to run wild, disappeared in place in a flash.
Almost at the same time, Xiao Feixing, who probably knew that there was such an end, also flickered, and disappeared in an instant.
It's a pity that the big fist is indeed not a star and a half, and when everyone blinked their eyes, they saw that on the roof, Xiao Yichen was riding on Xiao Feixing's body, and his handsome face was full of hideous evil smiles: "There is nothing to do today, fourth brother, you can rest well." ”
And then......
"Third brother, I was wrong, let me go. In Xiao Feixing's ghost crying wolf howl, he who was locked up with the star's spiritual power was hanging upside down from the big tree in the courtyard at the moment, begging miserably.