Lao Huang's pervert, although he has only met him once, has already left a huge shadow in Li Hao's heart......

Not because of his toughness, but because of his sloppy stench...... Even now, when he hears this name, Li Hao will feel a little uncomfortable in his stomach and want to vomit.

It's really disgusting, it's like a primitive person who drinks blood, Li Hao can't imagine how a fairy-like stunner like Chi Yue can endure such a sloppy pervert following him.

What an exaggerated contrast!

"What's your expression?" Chi Yue sneered and said, "If you like to judge people by their appearance, then you don't have to go to Lao Huang." Don't look at him crazy and sloppy, but his cultivation and ability are beyond your imagination, and even I can only match him. ”

As soon as he heard this, Li Hao suddenly took a breath of cool air, "Isn't it, he's so awesome, then why is he still your servant?"

As soon as the words came out, he wanted to slap himself in the mouth, isn't this nonsense? A powerful man is willing to saddle a woman unconditionally, what else can it be for?

It's a bit mysterious to say that love, to put it bluntly, it's greedy for beauty!

Syllable!

Seeing Li Hao's strange complexion, Chi Yue slapped him directly on the back of the head, "Don't think nonsense, if Lao Huang likes to be sensual, there are women who are better than me who are willing to throw themselves into their arms!

Li Hao touched the back of his head and smiled, can I be blamed for this?

Anyone would think like this, okay, who made you look so wicked?

Although he was extremely reluctant to talk to that sloppy pervert, he wanted to return to Earth...... Li Hao still gritted his teeth and endured it!

Isn't it just a little sloppy and sloppy, and it stinks and doesn't die!

When he was about to go out, Chi Yue's voice suddenly came from behind him, "Wait a minute." ”

When he looked back, he saw a gourd flying directly towards him.

"Lao Huang likes to drink, bring this. Chi Yue chuckled playfully, "Without this, I'm afraid he won't even bother to say a word to you." ”

Li Hao nodded and walked out of the house with a wine gourd.

As soon as you go out, you don't even need to look at it, just by that fishy stench, you can instantly know where Lao Huang is, and sometimes it is not necessarily a good thing to have a keen sense of smell......

Lao Huang was sitting under a thigh-thick bamboo, napping with his eyes closed, his face covered with long dirty gray hair, and only intermittent snoring and mouth chirps leaked out of his hair.

Li Hao wanted to pinch his nose, it was too smelly, but he was afraid of angering Lao Huang, so he could only shout: "Seniors, seniors?"

After shouting for a long time, Lao Huang was stunned at all, just like a dead man.

In desperation, Li Hao could only resort to a killer move - unplugging the wooden cork on the wine gourd, and then sending the gourd mouth under Lao Huang's nose.

Sure enough, Lao Huang's nose immediately stirred, and after a few seconds, he couldn't wait to pry his long hair with his hand, and then snatched the wine gourd from Li Hao's hand and began to pour it in a big gulp.

The speed of this gourd grabbing was so fast that Li Hao didn't react at all, and he didn't even see where Lao Huang's hand was, and the wine gourd was already gone.

"Ah-good wine! Drinking and drinking, it is still the wine made by Chi Yue, the female girl, is the most powerful, one sip relieves a thousand sorrows, comfortable!" Lao Huang sighed twice with a fascinated face, and then began to drink it deliciously.

Seeing that Lao Huang seemed to be in a good mood, Li Hao took the opportunity to speak boldly: "Senior, can I ...... A few questions for you?"

"No, you can't. Lao Huang waved his hand very dryly, "Get out, don't be an eyesore here!"

Li Hao's face changed suddenly, I rely on this old pervert to be unreasonable, I haven't even finished drinking the wine before I pull out my cock and ignore people ruthlessly?!

If this was an ordinary person, he would have gone back directly, but the old man in front of him is really not easy to mess with...... I can't beat it!

"Senior...... I really have something to ask you. Li Hao said with a sneering face: "If there is anything rude to you before, I apologize to you, I hope you don't care about the villain......"

"Don't don't, don't rush to bring me a hat, I can't stand it. Lao Huang took a sip of wine and said with disdain: "I'm not an adult, I'm a complete villain, and what I love most is to hold grudges!"

Li Hao was speechless on the spot, what the is ...... Don't play cards according to common sense!

All the roads are blocked, and a set of rhetoric prepared in advance is useless!

Depend on!

With a roll of his eyes, Li Hao simply stopped pretending to be his grandson, and broke the jar and said: "Senior, I know you hate me, so you should help me even more, and help me return to my own world as soon as possible, then you don't have to be an eyesore! Otherwise, I'll be dangling in front of your eyes every day, how bad it is, right?"

Hearing this, Lao Huang finally glanced at Li Hao, and sneered: "Your kid's brain is spinning fast enough, please don't succeed?" But there is some truth in saying it, I really don't want to see you." ”

Li Hao was suddenly happy in his heart, there was a play!

You don't want to see me, I don't want to see you!

"Senior, I heard from Senior Sister that you have a lot of research on teleportation arrays. Seeing that Lao Huang was relieved, Li Hao hurriedly asked, "I don't know if you have a way to help me send it back?"

Lao Huang poured a sip of wine and sneered: "Of course there is a way, but I'm afraid that your kid can't afford it!"

Is there a quid pro quo for feelings?

That's right, how can there be a free lunch in the world?

After experiencing the lessons of Xu Beiming, Li Hao is now a patient in the advanced stage of paranoia, not afraid that Lao Huang has no conditions, but really afraid that Lao Huang will put on a bodhisattva who has no desire and no desire to live......

He patted his chest without hesitation, "Senior, I'm not a greedy person who is afraid of death, otherwise I wouldn't have come to this world with a rolling thunder!

"Young man, don't be busy patting your chest first, a seven-foot man spits on a nail, and he can't play with children's play. Lao Huang sneered.

Li Hao suddenly chuckled in his heart, "Senior, what do you want me to do?"

"My teleportation array Chi Yue's girl has also learned, and it takes a pair of monks to activate the magic circle. Lao Huang glanced at Li Hao and continued: "The girl you brought back can't meet the requirements in a short time, and the only one who meets the requirements is Chi Yue...... That means you'll have to become a double monk with her first, would you like to?"

This kind of question still needs to be asked?

Damn stupid people don't want to, Lao Tzu is not GAY!

Without hesitation, he nodded, "Of course I ......"

"Nonsense, of course you want to! I guess it's so beautiful that I'm about to bubble with snot, right?" Lao Huang interrupted with a sneer: "Even if you ugly toad also wants to hit Chi Yue, you won't sweep the urine to show your own virtue!"

Li Hao's face suddenly darkened, can this old perverted mouth be a little more poisonous?

But if you think about it carefully, it seems that there is really nothing wrong with it, in front of Chi Yue, his appearance is really no different from that of a toad...... Don't blame him for being ugly, it's really Chi Yue who is too demonic!

"Senior, aren't you kidding me?" Li Hao cried and laughed: "Since you didn't plan to let me ......"

"Who said I was kidding you? I don't have that mind!"

Lao Huang rolled his eyes, sighed and said, "I don't know what that girl Chi Yue is thinking?" Her heart is not here at all, just like you, she is also trying to find a way to go back day and night, but she has not been able to find a suitable Taoist partner before." This time she is willing to let you come and ask me, which means that she has acquiesced to your existence in her own heart, otherwise she would not have given you this pot of wine. ”

As soon as he heard this, Li Hao was instantly stunned.

After an instant, he suddenly felt that his heart was about to jump out of his chest, and the whole person was fluttering!

What does this mean? Does it mean that Chi Yue has acquiesced to me becoming his double monk?

Other words...... She acquiesced to me and what could I do with her?

Thinking of Chi Yue's appearance and superb figure, Li Hao suddenly felt a scorching flame burning in his lower abdomen, and the blood veins on both sides of his temples were also popping, which was called an excitement!

"Don't get too excited, I'm not done yet. Lao Huang burped, looked at Li Hao with disgust and said: "If it weren't for Chi Yue's girl's own intentions, I wouldn't let your kid take advantage of anything, it's just a toad eating a swan!" But since it's her decision, I don't have anything to say, but I have one condition, you must promise me, otherwise you don't want to leave here!"

can not only see through the glamorous senior sister, but also return to the earth, can meet this kind of killing two birds with one stone, what else can't you promise?

Li Hao replied without hesitation: "Senior, you said, as long as I can do it, I will definitely ......."

"I said, don't be busy patting your chest just yet, you may not be able to do it. The corners of Lao Huang's mouth hooked, and he smiled playfully: "My condition is that you want to get rid of all the other women around you, and only guard Chi Yue's girl alone for the rest of your life, can you do it?"