Chapter 190: Who the Hell Are You
Zhang Shun looked at me, and before he could speak, I had already taken the lead and took the initiative to attack. There is a way to say what others want to say first, so that others can't say it.
That's what I did, and blocked Zhang Shun's mouth in advance: "I'm sorry, although I have a fair heart, but I just lowered my head and poured wine, I really didn't see who tore up the contract, maybe it was you Captain Zhang who looked at Uncle Li and was lonely, so my conscience found out that I tore up the contract?"
Zhang Shun's ability to resist attacks was even stronger than I imagined, he didn't cry or laugh, but looked at Uncle Li: "Li Hao, I want to hear from you, what did you see just now?"
Uncle Li is an upright person, and he may not have lied all his life, but if he is put in this situation and asked him to testify against the people who came to help him, he still can't do it, but he is afraid that no one can do it, and some of them will even be cheeky, and even the other way around, saying that Zhang Shun deliberately tore up the contract in order to hack their hard-earned money, so as to drive them out of the snack street without paying any liquidated damages?
But Uncle Li is not that kind of person, he said honestly: "I won't speak, because I am the person concerned, no matter what I say, it will not be useful, so you just let me think that I haven't heard anything, I haven't seen anything." ”
After Uncle Li came out like this, Zhang Shun obviously fell into an extremely passive situation, I think he has no skills to return to heaven except for taking that group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals and leaving in disgrace.
But when Zhang Shun arrived at this step of the field, he didn't even have a big mess, but said to Chai Li with a smile: "Commander Chai, it was originally planted in your hands, which is a blessing that I have cultivated in eight lifetimes, but since I am receiving the salary of our President Ao, I have to be entrusted by others and be loyal to people, so I can't lose yet!"
"You can't lose yet? Do you have to say it so high-sounding? Actually, it's not that you can't lose, you just can't win!" Zhang Shun likes Chai Li, but Chai Li doesn't have the slightest good impression of him, so he doesn't speak politely at all: "Captain Zhang, if I were you, I would definitely not say anything now, just leave." I think the longer you stay here, the more humiliation you'll receive. Of course, you may be a cheap person in your bones, and you are uncomfortable if you don't fight. ”
Zhang Shun smiled again: "Commander Chai, but you are not me, and I am not you." Although I wish you had you and I had you, I knew very well in my heart that it was impossible, so what you thought could not become a reality. ”
"Oh?" Chai Li was a little surprised: "I didn't expect you to have a thicker skin than the walls of Black Rock City. Scoundrel, right, the last thing I'm afraid of is a scoundrel, and I'll warn you one last time, if you don't leave, I'm going to have to talk with these feet. ”
Everyone understands the meaning of speaking with their feet, that is an ultimatum, if Zhang Shun doesn't know what to do, then what awaits him is a gust of footwork like a storm. It is true that Chai Li's feet are very beautiful, but these beautiful feet are also very lethal, if anyone underestimates these feet, then they will be injured at least or even put their lives into it.
Zhang Shun laughed and said: "It's really interesting for women to be unreasonable." But Commander Chai, what I'm going to tell you is that the contract you just tore up is a copy, and the original is still here?"
This guy said, took out another piece of paper from his arms, Chai Li was stunned, and was just about to lean over to see, Zhang Shun was bitten by a snake once, and he was afraid of the well rope for ten years, so he hurriedly held the contract in the palm of his hand: "Commander Chai, no matter how stupid I am, I won't trip over a stone twice." ”
Seeing that Chai Li was speechless, this guy smiled, and directly pointed the finger at Li Hao: "Old Li Tou, the contract is here, will you pay this month's rent or not?"
"Surrender it!" Uncle Li was quite conscious, he knew that Chai Li had done his best, so in this situation, he could only break the fortune and eliminate the disaster.
Chai Li was completely out of line this time, rushed to me and gritted her teeth and said, "Li Ming, you don't still want to sit here and watch the show." This girl's loss this time is ugly, you must get this face back for me. ”
I spread my hands: "How do you find it? ”
"If I can solve it, I won't come to you. Chai Li looked disappointed: "You don't really care, do you?" I tried my best to bring you here early in the morning, you won't watch Longxin Group do evil, right?"
"What about teasing you?" I smiled slightly: "Isn't it just a mere Zhang Shun?
At this time, Uncle Li had already come over with the silver, and Zhang Shun reached out to take the silver and let go of the contract in his hand. He wasn't worried at all, Chai Li would pounce on him and grab it. Because Chai Li was far away from him at this time, as long as there was any wind and grass on Chai Li's side, he had enough time to react.
I smiled faintly, and then grabbed it in the air, the paper contract was like being grabbed by an invisible hand, and flew into my palm like lightning, Zhang Shun was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said: "Commander Chai is a woman, and tearing up the contract can be called excusable, and you, as a dignified man, will not be so shameless." ”
It's really embarrassing for Zhang Shun, I didn't expect his brain to turn so fast, and he actually came up with such a way between this lightning and fire.
Chai Li smiled and stretched out her hand to me: "Since that's the case, you can leave the contract to me to deal with, anyway, I am a woman and have the capital to be forgiven." ”
Zhang Shun finally became a little angry: "Little white face, if you hand over the contract to Chai Li, you are not a good man, I will look down on you for the rest of my life." ”
"Joke, do I need you to afford it?" Although I said that, I didn't hand over the contract to Chai Li, but walked up to Zhang Shun and put the contract in his palm: "The thing is returned to the original owner, you should have nothing to say." ”
Zhang Shun looked at me with some incredulity: "Why do you want to return the contract? You have already taken it away, you can completely tear it up, could it be that what I just said stimulated you." Then your skin is really thin enough, and it doesn't seem to be the material for doing big things. ”
"Really, you're underestimating me. I said indifferently: "The reason why I took the contract from you just now is just to prove that I have the ability to take it." It's just such a small amount of money, to be honest, it can't be put in my eyes at all. ”
Zhang Shun began to play the agitation method again: "So you are still a rich man, then don't just say that you don't practice, there is a kind of you who paid ten taels of silver for Lao Li Tou, or you paid this month's rent for the people in this snack street." ”
"Ten taels of silver for one merchant, more than a hundred merchants, that is, more than a thousand taels of silver, is really not worth mentioning. I smiled: "Captain Zhang Shunzhang, if I really take out this more than 1,000 taels of silver now, can you promise me a condition?"
"Boasting about not filing taxes, seeing that you and Commander Chai came empty-handed, where did you get more than a thousand taels of silver?" Zhang Shun snorted coldly: "As long as you take out the silver now, I will give you this life, but if you can't take it out, what should you do?"
Now that Zhang Shun has set out the conditions, I naturally can't make a soft egg, not to mention that this time I am bound to win, there is nothing to hesitate: "If I can't take it, my life is also yours." But I'll talk about the ugly words first, I really didn't have any silver on me, all I brought was full of garlic gold, this more than a thousand taels of silver, why don't I use a hundred taels of garlic gold instead?"
Maybe it's because of the relationship between me and Chai Li, it looks more casual, Zhang Shun is jealous, so he belittles me vigorously: "One hundred taels of garlic gold?
Chai Li was very honest at this time, and pointed at me pitifully and said, "I can't take it out, but he can!"
Zhang Shun shook his head vigorously: "I don't believe it!"
"If you don't believe it, then let's let the facts speak. I smiled: "To tell you the truth, I still have more than 5,000 taels of garlic strips on my body, and it is really trivial to take out a mere 100 taels." ”
Zhang Shun laughed and said, "More than 5,000 taels? Where are you put? You are bragging more and more unreliable. ”
"It's okay to be rare, but it's a little unreasonable to be weird. Captain Zhang, you are a smart person, you should know what it means to bring humiliation on yourself. ”
I didn't give Zhang Shun a chance to speak this time, so I took out all the garlic gold from the ring and put a lot of it on the ground. Then he took ten and sent them to Zhang Shun: "Captain Zhang, what do you say?"
Zhang Shun was a little dumbfounded, and it took a long time to come back to his senses, and ordered his subordinates to collect the gold, and then said with a straight face: "I am willing to lose the bet, from now on, my life is yours, you can take it whenever you want!"
I laughed, "Good decent, what do I want your life for?"
Zhang Shun was stunned again: "You don't want my life? What do you want? You must know that I am just a worthless security captain." ”
I pointed to my temple: "That's just Ao Jie's unknown knowledge, your brain is very smart, and I need someone like you to give advice." If you want, the position of chief staff of the City Lord's Mansion seems to be quite suitable for you. ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked. And Zhang Shun's voice trembled: "Who are you?"
At this time, I will introduce myself, of course, it is good, but it is better to be silent, because it seems that Chai Li, the commander of the Mingyue Army, will introduce my identity, and it seems that I can pretend to be more forced, and maybe there will be that feeling of being in a hurry.