12. I have no one to pick me up today

After class, Zhao Yanyan and I were left by the old man again, and introduced the benefits of participating in the competition, what can improve their own quality, etc., and the most important thing is that if we get the final ranking and participate in the college entrance examination, we will get extra points. I'm okay, Zhao Yanyan has been dizzy by him, and nodded in agreement.

"No one picked me up today. When she went downstairs, Zhao Yanyan said softly.

As soon as I heard this, my heart immediately blossomed, and if I didn't have the memory of my past life, I might not be able to hear the overtones of this sentence, but if I didn't understand this hint now, then I would be an idiot.

"I'll send you back. I said casually.

Zhao Yanyan blushed after hearing this, and did not say anything, but she did not deny it either.

So we didn't speak, and walked side by side to the station. In the end, I broke this situation first, and I said to Zhao Yanyan: "What kind of car?"

"6 lines. Zhao Yanyan whispered.

may be because it is the first time that a boy is with her, Zhao Yanyan is very nervous. So I said, "I'll tell you a joke." ”

I saw it on the Internet in my previous life, saying that two people are together, if one party doesn't speak, then the other party has to keep taking the initiative to find a topic to talk about, and the best way to get closer to the relationship between the two is to tell jokes, as long as the atmosphere is active, the relationship between the two will naturally be harmonious.

Zhao Yanyan nodded.

So I said, "The bear and the rabbit are defecating in the forest, and the bear asks the rabbit, 'Does it matter if the stool is sticky?' The rabbit replied, "It doesn't matter." So the bear wiped his ass with a rabbit. ”

Zhao Yanyan covered her mouth after hearing this, wanting to laugh but holding back her strength, and her face turned red. After a while, he came to his senses and said, "Where did you hear this joke, it's disgusting." ”

"It's disgusting, you're laughing to death. I said.

"Whoever laughed, I didn't laugh at all. Zhao Yanyan said calmly.

I reached out and scratched her under her arm, and said, "You still dare not admit it, see if you are smiling this time!"

Zhao Yanyan hurriedly hid to the side, but where could she avoid my Wuzhi Mountain, and I was caught right of all of a sudden. Zhao Yanyan was made to laugh by me, and her flowers and branches trembled.

Suddenly, Zhao Yanyan stopped smiling, looked at me with a blushing face, endured it for a long time, and said in a low voice: "Take it away!"

"What?" I was puzzled. But then I immediately felt my right hand grasping something soft. What is this? I subconsciously pinched it.

"Oh, you're still pinching!" Zhao Yanyan shouted angrily.

I only realized at this time that my right hand was on the soft mass of Zhao Yanyan's chest, and she was not wearing a corset...... I laughed dryly and took my hand away.

For a moment, both of us were in awkwardness and didn't speak to each other. A 6-line car pulled up next to us and drove away again.

After a long time, I asked, "Are you angry?"

Zhao Yanyan shook her head.

"I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to. I said.

Zhao Yanyan nodded and said softly, "I know." ”

(Passerby A: He definitely did it on purpose, I can testify!)

(Passerby B: This young man doesn't look so dirty, but people are separated from each other, and who knows what he thinks.) ）

She didn't seem to be angry!, I rejoiced. So do I take advantage of the victory or do I take the long view? The two thoughts in my mind were fiercely wrestling.

How did Zhao Yanyan know that I was fighting between heaven and man, seeing that my face was cloudy and uncertain, thinking that I didn't believe her, she gently grabbed my hand and said, "Liu Lei, I'm really not angry, really." Don't believe it - don't believe it, touch it again. "With that, I'm going to put my hand on her chest......

I never dreamed that Zhao Yanyan would make such a bold move, could it be that this little girl cares about me so much? But I still quickly pulled my hand away, although I really wanted to continue to touch it, but in that case it would really be a pervert, after all, this is on the street.

Zhao Yanyan also felt that her behavior just now was too excited, and she blamed Liu Lei, a bad guy, who was hot on his head, and would do such an embarrassing thing, would he think that he was very casual.

I hurriedly said to Zhao Yanyan: "Yanyan, it's all my fault." Why don't I tell you another joke?" I deliberately omitted the word Zhao.

Zhao Yanyan didn't seem to be disgusted by me calling her so, and said coquettishly: "I don't want to listen to your disgusting jokes." ”

"Then I'll tell you something that isn't disgusting. I said.

"Alright then, let's talk about one more. ”

So I said, "Once upon a time there was a fool who asked him anything and he said no, and when he was asked if he had eaten? He was asked if he was sleeping, and he said no. Speaking of this, I deliberately paused for a moment, and suddenly asked, "Hey~ By the way, have you heard this joke?"

"Nope. Zhao Yanyan shook her head and said casually. Suddenly, I immediately thought of something, and my little fist hit me indiscriminately, and said angrily: "Liu Lei, you are so bad!

In a Hongqi sedan in the distance, a middle-aged man in his thirties anxiously took out a Motorola GC87C mobile phone, which is the first generation of digital G** mobile phones listed in Huaxia, and there are very few people who can afford it. In '94, the ability to use this kind of mobile phone was a status symbol.

The middle-aged man dialed the phone: "Mr. Zhao, I'm at the Children's Palace." ”

The person on the phone, known as Mr. Zhao, asked, "Old Gao, have you seen Yan Yan?"

Lao Gao said: "I saw Miss, but Miss is with a boy." ”

Mr. Zhao asked: "Lao Gao, didn't you say that Yan Yan usually ignores male classmates at school? Actually, there is no fuss, isn't it just a few words together?"

Lao Gao replied: "But, but Mr. Zhao, this time is different, their relationship seems to be very close!"

Mr. Zhao was surprised: "Intimacy, how is it intimacy?"

Lao Gao said: "I saw Miss-Miss she grabbed the boy's hand and put it on-"

Mr. Zhao hurriedly said: "What, say it quickly!"

Lao Gao organized the language for a long time, and finally made up his mind and said: "Put it on the ru room!"

Mr. Zhao didn't understand, and asked, "What are you talking about? What kind of room, I said how many times you have spoken elegantly, but you just don't change-" But immediately Mr. Zhao reacted and shouted: "Old Gao, what are you talking about?" Yan Yan let that kid touch her ??? room."

Lao Gao hurriedly said: "Yes, I saw it with my own eyes. ”

Mr. Zhao on the other end of the phone was silent for a long time, and finally said: "Forget it, Lao Gao, don't bother them first, follow behind." Then report back to me. ”;