Chapter 721: A Good Pot of Dog Meat [Ask for Subscription]
In the midst of everyone's discussions, the Howling Sky Dog was also startled, and then immediately denied it: "This is impossible, my girlfriend is a first-class good person in heaven and earth, how can she do such a murderous thing?"
"This is not under the control of the poor monk, the poor monk only cares about subduing demons and subduing demons, but he doesn't care about his life experience. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Oh, Hikari has spoken, the dog meat is almost ready, if you want to eat it, raise your hand and take a look!"
"No one is allowed to eat until the matter is clear!" cried the Howling Dog.
"Hey, figure it out, then how do you want to figure it out? Are you inviting the Heaven and Earth Treasure Book of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, or are you looking through the future?" Dao Ji said disapprovingly.
In addition, it is not impossible to confirm this matter, one billion world coins, and the past of ordinary people can be verified through the system. The Howling Dog said.
"Poor monks dare to do it, naturally there is evidence. But if I take it out, I guess you don't believe it either, and you have to say that I am cheating. It would be great if the system testified. But who pays for this? The poor monks are very poor, and they are not as good as the eunuchs who eat the court. Or, you're out, right?" said Dao Ji with a smile.
The roaring dog was suddenly speechless, Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun has lived in Guanjiangkou for a long time, although he has a vocation, he never receives Yulu, listens to the tune and does not listen to the announcement, and becomes a family of his own. If you don't go out to rob monsters, if you don't get the Heavenly Court, if you don't make a living and do business on your own, how much money can you have just by relying on some mortal worship of the Qingyuan Miaodao True Monarch? How much money can you get if it falls on his dog? How can you get a billion realm coins?
Just when things are at an impasse and there is no way to continue.
"Ding! The richest king in the fairy world descended on the Daoji live broadcast room!"
"Poof!" took a sip of the soup, and was paying for the taste, and a mouthful of soup sprayed into the pot.
At that moment, the audience, who were originally drooling and waiting to open the meat, collectively blackened their faces.
"Uncle Day!"
"Daoji, you absolutely mean it!"
"Daoji, how can you eat this dog meat?"
"Daoji, if it weren't for the live broadcast room, I would have fought with you!"
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"Ahem...... Everyone, don't get excited, there is a saliva chicken in the past, I am a saliva dog meat, an exclusive secret recipe!" Dao Ji's face was extremely thick-skinned, and his face was not red and his heart was not beating.
"Ahh
At this moment, the Howling Heavenly Dog shouted, "Heavenly King, isn't this the Heavenly King who threatened to reward two platinum treasure chests? Why did he come here?
When Dao Ji heard this, he suddenly came back to his senses, and waved his hand and shouted, "Roaring Sky Dog!"
"What are you doing?" asked the Howling Dog.
"Let's go!" Dao Ji waved his hand again, and the Howling Sky Dog was gone!
"Daoji, I'm going to have your whole family, hey, this bastard doesn't seem to have a whole family, I'm going up and down the mountain every day!" shouted the Howling Dog, standing on a mountain peak somewhere at the mouth of the Guanjiang River.
Rumble!
A thunderbolt fell, and the dog became a black dog on the spot...... Then he ran away with his tail between his legs, returned to the dojo of Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun, and as soon as he entered the door, he cried wolf: "Second master, you want to be the master for me...... Those bald asses are too bullying! Forget about eating other people's women, and you won't be given any points for platinum treasure chests...... My Platinum Chest, 55555"
In the live broadcast room, Wang Tian was still a little confused, mainly because he didn't understand what the situation was at the moment, and what was this Daoji?
When I looked down, I saw a man in tattered clothes, with a torn hat, picking his feet, shaking a broken fan, and a cloak of flowers for food, staring at him with bright eyes.
"What the hell are you?" asked Wang Tianxia subconsciously.
"Hehe, on the top of Xialing Mountain, the head of the eighteen Arhats, the Dragon Arhats, the Dharma name Daoji. Monk Daoji stood up, raised his palms solemnly, and saluted. It's just that he looks like a thief, and he doesn't look like a serious monk no matter how he looks at it.
Wang Tian suddenly realized that he was not familiar with Daoji, but he was familiar with the Dragon Descending Arhat. Isn't this the legendary Jigong of the earth! This is a legendary monk in the countless myths and stories of the earth, and Wang Tian liked it very much when he was a child.
It's just that the current Jigong is obviously different from the impression......
Anyway, it can be regarded as meeting a living person, Wang Tian said with a smile: "It turned out to be the live broadcast room of the Dragon Descending Arhat, no wonder there are so many viewers, uh...... Descending Dragon Arhats, the faces of these viewers don't seem to look good. Why is that?"
"Heavenly King, I'll tell you! This bastard made a pot of good dog meat today, and posted a post inviting us to taste it. We came, smelled the smell of dog meat all morning, and the worms had grown more than ten meters! Seeing that the dog meat was about to come out of the pot, this grandson spit out all the saliva in the pot, you said it was not too much! I want to eat him now!" a yellow-haired monster roared.
"Hey, you old lion, why are you talking? The poor monk invited you to eat good dog meat, why did you become a poor monk playing tricks on you? If I really don't want to divide you, I won't invite you here, wouldn't it be good for me to eat alone? I was really embarrassed just now, yesterday everyone was rumoring that the Heavenly King Daoyou was going to smash two platinum treasure chests in anger. And it was a random arrival in the live broadcast room, how could I have thought that he would come to my live broadcast room? It's not ...... An excited, squirted. In other words, come back, it's you, you don't spray?" shouted Daoji.
"No, squirt!" cried a whale spirit.
Dao Ji glanced at him with slanted eyes, and snorted: "You don't spray in your mouth, the hole in the back of your head is not less sprayed, look back, poor chicken brother, they have all become soup chickens." ”
The whale spirit looked back, and sure enough, there was a chicken spirit sitting behind him, wet all over, staring at him with a pair of scarlet eyes. The whale spirit grinned awkwardly, "What's that, I'm sorry......"
"I'm sorry? Do you know I'm sorry? I have to talk to you about this matter today, don't turn your head, don't slip away, don't get distracted! The old lady told you, you just had that mouthful of saliva...... #¥%¥#&¥×%......"Essence of Chicken opened its mouth, and everyone suddenly realized a problem, this is an old hen into sperm!
Then the group cast sympathetic glances at the whale spirit, and Dao Ji ignored the whale spirit's pitiful eyes and sealed the position of the whale spirit and the hen, and only the two of them could hear each other. Then Mei Zizi said: "This can be sprayed, it is really fate." Amitabha, let's open a small room for you and talk about your life ideals...... Hey, am I stealing Yue Lao's business?"
Everyone was speechless, this dead monk was so shameless! But no one spoke for the whale spirit, and no one could stand the chicken spirit with the machine gun mode turned on......
Wang Tian grinned, he once again had a full understanding of this crazy world, and I really amused a lot of monsters! This monk is really a stinky and shameless one!