867.Chapter 867
This patient is a beggar who asks for money on the overpass, and both legs are broken, so he doesn't believe that Wang Dadong can reborn his broken leg, then Wang Dadong will become a god!
Wang Dadong glanced at the beggar sitting on the ground with two broken legs, and an incomprehensible smile suddenly appeared on his face.
At this time, the beggar was also a little cramped and uneasy, and his expression seemed to be a little scared.
"What's the matter, can you cure this? If you can't cure it, I'll arrest you!" Su Xiangquan threatened, as if forgetting that he was just a chengguan captain and had no right to arrest people at all.
"This is even simpler, he doesn't even need to drink soup, his broken leg can be cured!" Wang Dadong said with a smile.
"What! can a broken leg be cured?" A burst of exclamations suddenly sounded around him, the blind and deaf can be cured, it is already very incredible, this beggar can be cut off from the roots, if it can also be cured, wouldn't it become a real life and death human flesh and bones.
"Bragging, is it going to be fitted with a prosthetic?"
"You don't need to have a prosthesis, it only takes a second, and it can be cured. Wang Dadong said with a smile.
"Then hurry up and heal the disease!" people were expecting a miracle.
Wang Dadong smiled and nodded, but he didn't go to pick up the beef for the beggar, but walked into the kitchen, and after a while, he came out with a rolling pin in his hand.
"In fact, it is very simple to cure a beggar's broken leg, you only need to take this stick and hit it vigorously, and the broken leg can be restored. Wang Dadong gently slapped his palm with a rolling pin, with an evil smile on his face.
The people around suddenly looked at Wang Dadong in disbelief, with doubts in their eyes, how could there be such a treatment of a broken leg, this child's arm-thick rolling pin, if it hits a person's leg, maybe everyone who is not lame will be lame.
The beggar's expression was even more frightened, and he involuntarily wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with his hand.
"Boy, are you kidding me?" Su Xiangquan said with a calm face.
Wang Dadong ignored Su Xiangquan, but walked towards the beggar, walked to the beggar and said badly: "Do you get up by yourself, or will I beat you up?"
After speaking, with a click, he slammed the rolling pin on the ground next to the beggar, thick. The strong rolling pin was broken in two.
The beggar was startled, swallowed his saliva, and suddenly got up with his bones, pulled his legs and ran out of the store, his two prosthetic legs bouncing on the back of his buttocks, indescribably funny.
It turned out that the beggar's leg was not lame at all, and he deliberately got two prosthetic limbs to pretend to be disabled and asked for money, Wang Dadong had already seen that something was wrong with the beggar.
"Damn! I turned out to be a fake cripple!"
"Damn, I just looked like I paid him back!"
"****, next time I meet him, I have to break his leg!"
There was a commotion in the crowd, and there was a voice of indignation, and now the beggars are becoming more and more shameless, and they even pretend to be disabled to win sympathy.
It's really the world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient.
Su Xiangquan was a little dumbfounded, this beggar was so well disguised, they didn't find it, but they didn't expect to be seen through by Wang Dadong, and they were depressed.
"How about it, Captain Su, can my medicine cure the disease?" Wang Dadong looked at Su Xiangquan playfully.
At this time, not only the proprietress but also Yang Wanru and many people among the diners looked at Wang Dadong with admiration, especially the female comrades, and felt that such a man was too attractive.
"Hmph, didn't you say that your medicine can cure all diseases, if you can cure the freckles on her face, I will believe you!" Su Xiangquan suddenly pointed to a woman who was watching the excitement and said.
The woman is about thirty years old and quite famous here, her facial features are quite upright, but she has freckles all over her face, and even if she wears a thick foundation, you can still see those disgusting black spots.
It is jokingly called pockmarked Shih Tzu.
Because of this, I didn't get married until I was thirty years old.
When everyone heard this, they scolded one after another, this **** is too shameless. This rat feces can cure the blind and deaf, which is enough to explain the effect of this medicine, but he actually asked Wang Dadong to remove the freckles on the face of Mazi Shih!
I've never seen such shamelessness, but I've never seen such shamelessness!
Wang Dadong waved his hand indifferently and said, "That's naturally necessary!"
After speaking, he pointed to the pockmarked Shih Tzu and said, "Please go and take off your makeup." ”
Ma Zi Xi Shi was a little hesitant, after all, there were too many freckles on her face, and now that she applied several layers of powder, she could still faintly see some traces of freckles, which would wipe the powder, and even she could be scared to death.
I have also used a lot of freckle removal products, but the effect has not been very good.
"Mazi Shih, this is a miracle doctor, it can be regarded as your blessing to meet him, go and take off your makeup. ”
"That's it, you don't want to be called pockmarked for the rest of your life. ”
The crowd began to coax, and they also wanted to know if Wang Dadong could cure the freckles on Mazi Shih's face.
"Can you really cure me, if they see me without makeup, I won't be able to marry again. Mazi Shih Tzu bit his lip and said.
"Haha, Mazi Shih Tzu, even if you don't show us no makeup, you won't be able to get married, who doesn't know that you scared the groom and the groom on the night of your wedding, haha!"
There was laughter from the crowd.
Mazi Shih Tzu's face was a little ugly, and a mouthful of snow-white teeth bit his lip tightly.
Wang Dadong smiled faintly and said, "Don't worry, if I can't cure you, I will marry you." ”
Ma Zi Xi Shi is most worried about whether she can get married, Wang Dadong said such a thing, and immediately let her relax.
"Then, then I'll go remove my makeup, if you don't cure me, you'll have to marry me!"
She has never shown her without makeup, because it is so ugly, if she is seen, she will never want to marry in her life.
In fact, she originally had a marriage, but when she was about to go to the cave room, she was asked by the groom to remove the heavy makeup on her face.
At that time, the **** said it well, even if she was full of pockmarks, she would still marry her, and Mazi Shih Tzu naively believed the other party's words, so she took off her makeup.
As a result, the groom threw up on the spot after seeing her face, and then left without looking back.
From then on, Mazi Shih Tzu would wear heavy makeup when he went out, and sometimes he didn't even remove his makeup when he slept.
"Don't worry, my words count. Wang Dadong nodded, signaling Mazi Xishi not to worry.
Only then did Mazi Shih Tzu go to the kitchen and begin to remove makeup.
A few minutes later, Mazi Shih Tzu slowly walked out of the kitchen, but with his head down and covering his face with his hands.
"You don't have to worry, take your hand away and show them, and I'll be able to make you hold your chest up and be a woman in a while. Wang Dadong said to Mazi Xishi with some sympathy.