Chapter 22: Walking on the Water
Xiao Yuqian sat cross-legged on the ground, and the magic trick taught by the card spirit didn't know where in his body came into Xiao Yuqian's brain. comprehending the magic, even if he tried his best to restrain himself, Xiao Yuqian couldn't help but smile on his face.
Water Walk!
"Damn, it's really fake, will you still work lightly?"
"What light skills, I said that you are a magician, not a person who practices martial arts! To put it bluntly, this magic technique is to control the water element to a certain extent so that it can hold you back, it's as simple as that!"
Xiao Yuqian nodded, turned his gaze to the viewing lake outside the theater, and dialed Minister Jiang's phone.
Ten minutes later, several cars stopped in front of the theater, Minister Jiang and Minister Han of Chenghu City took people out of the car and went straight to the second floor of the theater, and after seeing the corpses in one place, even Minister Jiang and Minister Han, who have experienced countless major events, were a little dumbfounded, not that they had not seen more than a dozen dead people, but because they couldn't believe that these people were all disposed of by Xiao Yuqian alone.
"Minister Jiang, it seems that you have recruited a talent from the branch of Huangshui City. Minister Han glanced meaningfully at the corpses on the ground.
Minister Jiang was surprised at this time, but also happy, as Minister Han said, he has made great achievements within a few days of joining the department, and it seems that this kid's strength should not be underestimated.
"But speaking of which, what about that kid? Just call me and go to live happily again?" As he spoke, Minister Jiang looked around for Xiao Yuqian, not to mention people, and he didn't even see a shadow.
"Hey, Minister Jiang, this way, look this way, I'm here!"
Hearing this familiar voice, all the people from Shui City looked at the source of the sound, and then they all burst into foul mouths.
"Damn! Is this kid an immortal!" Minister Jiang was stunned at this time, looking at the figure standing on the water outside the theater, and Xiao Yuqian greeted everyone lively, this is nothing if it were usual, the problem is that he is jumping around on the water! Light skill, even in the eyes of martial arts practitioners, is a difficult skill, and now it is used by this kid with ease, not only the people of Huangshui City are surprised, but even Minister Han has begun to come up with the plan of digging the foot of the wall.
Regardless of how to deal with the corpses on the ground, everyone rushed out of the theater in a swarm, Xiao Yuqian on the water was still standing calmly on it, everyone subconsciously looked up at the top of his head, Xiang Jiang, a person with a high level of cultivation, even released his divine sense, the role of divine consciousness is similar to Xiao Yuqian's induction magic, which can be generated when the cultivation reaches a certain level, but even the divine consciousness still does not sense anything, that is to say, Xiao Yuqian stands on the water without any support!
Xiao Yuqian didn't say anything this time, and walked directly towards Minister Jiang, stepping on the water, causing ripples, Xiao Yuqian at this time was like a master outside the world, but the expression on his face completely destroyed this atmosphere,
"Alas, what are you doing, look at me and don't speak, haven't you seen a handsome guy in my life? ”
"It's a good pretend. I don't know which of Minister Han's subordinates said it leisurely, and the female compatriots present all showed expressions of "this person is really shameless", including Minister Han, who said that we haven't seen a handsome guy, even if we haven't seen it, then you are not.
It wasn't until Xiao Yuqian stepped ashore that Minister Jiang slowly spoke:
"Come, Yu Qian, let's find a time to chat and communicate. ”
How could Xiao Yuqian not understand what this meant, and obviously wanted to ask himself how he did it. Tell him, he won't believe in the existence of the card spirit, if you don't tell him, he will definitely continue to ask endlessly, so Xiao Yuqian directly took out his own foolish trick:
"How's this magic trick? I'm going to show this off in my next show, with a thin thread hanging from my head and levitating on the water, right?"
Hearing this, there were two reactions from the people present, and those who were not very high in cultivation sighed in disappointment,
"Cut, I thought I had seen a rare light skill, but I didn't expect it to be a trick to deceive. ”
The corners of his mouth twitched for a person with a higher cultivation level like Minister Jiang: They all used their divine senses just now, but they still didn't feel anything, and now you kid said that it was the thin thread that hung you, what about the ghost?
Xiao Yuqian watched everyone's reactions differ, and coughed twice in embarrassment,
"Well, everyone, should we dispose of the corpse first? You don't want the audience to come in tomorrow and see a bunch of dead people, right?" Minister Han waved his hand, and several of his subordinates immediately returned to the theater to carry the corpses, and when everyone went back, Minister Han stopped Xiao Yuqian,
"Come, young man, take a ride with me and let you enjoy the ministerial treatment!"
Hearing this, Xiao Yuqian didn't have any opinions, but Minister Jiang became nervous, grabbed Xiao Yuqian, and smiled a little unnaturally,
"Sister Han, Xiao Yuqian will have a few more performances tomorrow, and now he is in a hurry to go back and rest, if he has anything to say, find time to talk about it!"
Hearing this, Xiao Yuqian glanced at his watch with a black line on his face, what time is it, you just let me go back to sleep, do you think I am a sloth?
"It's okay, since you want to go back to the hotel, then we won't do anything else today, just by the way, I just want Yu Qian to see how my minister's special car is, nothing else." ”
Minister Jiang didn't expect that the other party would be able to say the word "by the way" so shamelessly, the Chenghu City headquarters and the hotel are in the south and the other in the north, can you please explain how you got out of this way? But after the other party said this, he had nothing to shirk, so he could only nod helplessly, and then whispered to Xiao Yuqian.
"Yu Qian, you should eat and drink in the car, just talk less to Minister Han, you know?"
"Why, is Minister Han dangerous?" Xiao Yuqian looked puzzled, a little confused by Minister Jiang's words.
Minister Jiang coughed dryly,
"It's nothing, it's just that Minister Han is too good at talking, and he is a genius in negotiation. The branches of several cities around our Chenghu City were poached by her, and they were nicknamed 'Queen of Digging Walls', and few of the pillars of the Chenghu City branch were locals. ”
Xiao Yuqian tugged at the corners of his mouth, almost couldn't hold back his laughter, and dug into the wall...... It turned out that Minister Jiang was afraid that Minister Han would dig himself into the Chenghu City branch in a few words in the car, so Minister Jiang would lose a lot of money this time, and he came to Chenghu City not only to help eradicate the Poison Butterfly Sect here, but also to put a talent into it.
"Oh, minister, don't worry, you helped me clean up the Lin family, and I also promised to join your branch of Huangshui City, I haven't broken my promise, are you still afraid that I will be poached, am I the kind of person who forgets his righteousness?" After speaking, Xiao Yuqian put on a big grin and got into Minister Han's car.
Minister Jiang looked at Xiao Yuqian's back, his face was full of "Aren't you?"
"Forget it, it's fate, I hope Xiao Yuqian, this kid, will not be as profit-oriented as he seems. ”
Minister Han was talking about some words of unknown meaning along the way,
"Chenghu City, as the name suggests, is a lake in the center of the city, how good the environment is, living here, is a blessing. ”
The car drove to the vicinity of the city center, and Xiao Yuqian had the opportunity to see the Hu up close, and I have to say that the turquoise lake is indeed very eye-catching. At this time, Minister Han handed over a goblet,
"Well, try my treasured wine, and then I've got something to tell you. ”
Xiao Yuqian took the cup and directly pierced the layer of window paper,
"Minister Han just say it bluntly, do you want me to be transferred from the Pengshui City branch to your Chenghu City branch?"
Minister Han tasted the red wine, and his tone was still unhurried,
"Oh, you seem to have a good instinct, you can even guess it. ”
"Oh no, no, no, it's not my guess, this is what Minister Jiang just told me, and he also said......" Xiao Yuqian said as he looked at Minister Han's expression, not knowing whether to finish his words. Unexpectedly, Minister Han was interested when he heard this, and he looked curious.
"What else does he say?"
Xiao Yuqian made up his mind, silently recited "I'm sorry Minister Jiang" in his heart, and said the next words,
"He also said that you often poach people in various branches, and you have the title of 'Queen of Digging Walls' in the entire department. ”
Burst......
The driver who was driving was obviously holding back a smile after hearing Xiao Yuqian's words, his mouth bulging like a pufferfish, and he was stunned to hold back the laughter. Minister Han, on the other hand, is still smiling very ladylike at the moment, but there are already sparks in his eyes. Minister Han's elegant skills pressed a few times on the on-board control panel, and the screen displayed "The on-board missile is ready, please select the target".
"Yu Qian, please tell me, which of the cars in front of you belongs to your Minister Jiang? I can't memorize his license plate number. ”
Xiao Yuqian was already in a cold sweat, how dare he answer Minister Han's words, this girl is also ruthless, Xiao Yuqian knows about the department's car configuration weapons, but who would have thought that Minister Han would blow people up if he didn't agree with him, he would not have said these words if he was killed. Without thinking much about it, Xiao Yuqian hurriedly raised his hand and pressed Minister Han's arm,
"Minister Han, don't get excited, I, Minister Jiang, am also joking, don't take it seriously, dissipate your anger. ”
Minister Han's angry scolding finally broke out in the car, and the image of the lady just now disappeared in an instant.
"I'll go to his uncle's! How can it be called digging people, it's obvious that I have earned it through hard work! Jiang Yangjun can't compete with me myself, so I will say that I dig the foot of the wall, and even call me the queen of digging the wall in private! A bunch of hooligans! Bastards! Shameless!"
Xiao Yuqian smiled, thinking about what the next meeting between Minister Jiang and Minister Han would be, it must be very exciting.
Rumble!
There was a loud noise outside the car, and Xiao Yuqian, who was making up the wonderful picture in his head, was so frightened that he looked out of the car window. I saw a department car explode and flip into a nearby lake. Then Xiao Yuqian looked at Minister Han in disbelief,
"Minister, why are you really fighting?"
Minister Han was also stunned,
"I didn't do it. ”