2 Variations
I saw that the webpage was opened on the mobile phone, and it was staying on the page of Taobao, which was full of all kinds of imported cat food and canned food.
"Zhao Yao, help me buy some cat food, I'm tired of eating royalty. Matcha stared at Zhao Yao expectantly.
However, Zhao Yao swept it slightly, looked at the random bag of imported cat food on it that cost six hundred or seven hundred, and immediately said, "It's so expensive? No, no, it's too expensive." ”
Seeing Zhao Yao's refusal, Matcha immediately widened a pair of round eyes, looked at the other party more and more pitifully and said: "I read on the Internet that whether cat food is eaten well or not is related to the life span of cats.
And I eat the same cat food every day, I'm going to vomit, buy me some imported cat food. ”
As he spoke, he opened a pair of big eyes and kept rubbing Zhao Yao's palm.
Zhao Yao still shook his head and said, "It's too expensive, I can't afford it, let's wait until I raise my salary." "If you really buy those imported cat food and cat snacks, matcha will cost dozens of yuan a day, which is too much burden for Zhao Yao now.
was rejected again, but Matcha immediately stopped the movement in his hand, his round eyes narrowed again, glanced at Zhao Yao, jumped off the sofa, and walked to the bedroom.
In the past month, matcha's intelligence has grown rapidly, especially since learning to surf the Internet, and it has changed from a five-year-old innocent child to a fifteen-year-old rebellious teenager.
Feeling the disdain in Matcha's eyes, Zhao Yao pulled the corners of his mouth and said, "It's really snobbish......"
After resting for a while, Zhao Yao stood up and began to tidy up the room, because of the relationship between raising cats, he needed to sweep the floor every day to clean up the cat hair on the ground, and at the same time, he also had to go to the cat toilet to shovel feces and throw it into a garbage bag and throw it away.
However, when cleaning the cat toilet, Zhao Yao found that a small section of cat feces fell at the door of the cat toilet.
"The dead cat!"
Pinching his nose, he threw this small piece of into a garbage bag through several layers of toilet paper, and then carefully wiped the floor several times with disinfectant.
After doing all this, he immediately walked into the bedroom and saw Matcha lying on the bed with an old mobile phone in front of him.
His little head was raised, a pair of eyes were concentrated, his small mouth was open, his pink tongue was slightly stretched out, and he was staring at the mobile phone in front of him with a cute face, and a pair of pink paws were constantly swiping across the mobile phone screen, and his little face was full of nervousness.
Zhao Yao stepped forward, glanced at the phone screen, and said, "Playing Glory of Kings again?"
"Hmm. ”
"Why are you pulling out of the toilet again, do you know how much trouble it is to clean up. Zhao Yao said angrily.
"Got it, I won't pull the outside next time. Matcha said nonchalantly, her eyes glued to the screen from beginning to end.
Seeing the other party's leisurely game, Zhao Yao was even more angry in his heart, and said: "This is the first time this week, how many times have I told you, pull it clean and come out again, don't run out in a hurry after pulling a lump." ”
"Got it. Matcha said while manipulating the mobile phone: "Who called that toilet so dirty, there is no place to put your feet, when will you buy me an automatic cat toilet, I see that many cats on the Internet use it." ”
Zhao Yao tugged at the corners of his mouth: "That thing is not reliable, how can it be environmentally friendly to shovel every day, and let me check your health." ”
Matcha flicked its tail: "It's obviously that there is no money, where is the environmental protection of manual shoveling, and you take it to farming to call it environmental protection." ”
'It's like raising a son, and it's still the matcha you used to have. ’
Zhao Yao's mind reappeared more than a month ago, the innocent, cute and obedient appearance of matcha, and he couldn't help but miss it in his heart.
looked at the matcha that was now obsessed with the glory of the king, he pursed his lips, stretched out his head to look at the screen, and saw the matcha-controlled Luban No. 7 spinning all over the field, and was finally knocked to death by Sun Wukong with a few sticks.
Then the voice of a teammate came from the phone.
"Lu Ban is a fool, the start is now. ”
"Can the elementary school students stop coming and do their homework?"
"Stupid Luban, please report Luban on our side after the end of the other side!"
Seeing these words, Matcha's tail flicked up in anger, and she began to type and curse back.
"Someone else took my head with technology, why should I say I sent it?"
"Spicy Chicken Tank, don't you know how to protect the back row?"
Zhao Yao, who saw this scene, was not surprised, in the past month, he found that matcha is not only able to speak, can communicate with him so simple, and even for the world's cognition, his own IQ is increasing day by day, even Chinese characters and pinyin are inexplicably understood.
In addition, after learning to surf the Internet and playing games, the changes in cognition and personality are even more powerful.
And several experiments in a month also made Zhao Yao confirm some things, that is, except for matcha, he couldn't communicate with other ordinary cats.
It's the same with matcha, all anyone except him hears is meowing.
And the communication between them is not so much by sound, but by some kind of spiritual communication, even if they don't speak, just think in their hearts, they can hear each other's hearts within ten meters.
On the other side, Matcha is still communicating eagerly with his teammates in Honor of Kings, and since Zhao Yao gave him his old phone, the cat has liked to play games.
However, mobile games, especially games like Glory of Kings, are still too unfriendly to matcha's cat's paws, which makes him often control mistakes, nine out of ten games are lost, and the only one that wins is still lying, which also leads to him still being stubborn bronze.
Zhao Yao glanced at the other party's screen, it was already 2-12 behind, and silently mourned for matcha's teammates, Zhao Yao shook his head, changed his clothes, tidied up the room, watched TV for a while, and unconsciously arrived at 12 o'clock.
Zhao Yao yawned and returned to the bedroom to get ready to sleep, only to find that Matcha had changed its position, lying on the bed in a herringbone shape, still playing with his mobile phone.
Zhao Yao sighed, frowned, and urged: "It's 12 o'clock, how long do you have to fight, get ready to sleep." ”
Matcha didn't raise her head, and said with a look of disdain: "Are you stupid? Lao Tzu is a cat, and he doesn't need to sleep at night." ”