Chapter 58: There must be a limit to what you can't do!
Xu Jiajun was determined to give Li Hao a little color today, and he was naturally unambiguous when he got off the horse, and his words were arrogant - just rely on me here!
Listening to this, those who don't know think that this is his wedding here today!
Fu Jiajia on the side was naturally not far behind, and immediately echoed and sneered: "Look, I still pretended to wear a Versace here, and I don't know where I bought the fake A goods, and I am not afraid of being laughed to death when I wear them!"
Hearing this, almost everyone invariably cast a disdainful look at Li Hao, this kid is really still unproductive, even if he is poor, he has to slap his swollen face and become fat...... Shame on you!
Jiang Jingke, the only one who knows the inside story, is in a hurry, whether this dress is real or fake, others don't know if she doesn't know? This is just too much for dog men and women!
But as soon as she wanted to speak, she was dragged back by Li Hao, "Forget it, today is Lu Bin's wedding day, don't make trouble if you don't make trouble, it's all like a dog barking, you have to bite you back?"
Jiang Jing glared at Xu Jiajun angrily, grabbed Li Hao's arm and got up and said, "Let's go, let's change the table and sit with these hypocritical disgusting guys, I don't even have the appetite to eat, I know how to brag and pretend all day long." ”
As soon as these words came out, those old classmates were red-eared and angry, but they were not good at comparing themselves with a woman, and their chests were stuffy with a breath.
Xu Jiajun's face was also a little ugly, seeing Jiang Jing affectionately holding Li Hao's arm and walking to the side, his eyes burst out with jealousy uncontrollably, but after all, Fu Jiajia was still on the side, and he couldn't show it too obviously, so he could only pretend to swallow this breath as if nothing happened, but he was secretly ruthless in his heart: Wait, I'll let you know who is the man later, and who is worthy of you to post upside down!
As soon as Xu Jiajun sat down, a dinosaur girl with a face full of acne pits on the side asked excitedly: "Xu Jiajun, when I came here just now, I saw a Lamborghini parked in the parking lot, and it is the latest Aventador this year, is that your car?"
As soon as these words came out, the whole table of people instantly became in an uproar.
"What, there's a Lamborghini down there? Why didn't I see that?"
"I saw it too, I saw it! It looks like an orange one, it's so handsome!"
"I didn't say it earlier, I knew I would have gone to see it, I've never seen such a luxurious sports car!"
"Jiajun, are you so rich now?
Xu Jiajun was embarrassed, his cheeks were slightly hot, and he said: "How can I afford to drive a Lamborghini? ”
The people at the table were silent for an instant, and they were all embarrassed, and in the end, the acne girl reacted quickly, and said with a smile: "BMW M3 is also very awesome, a million cars!"
"Yes, yes, this car is also very good, not much worse than a Lamborghini!"
"Alas, let me say, that kind of supercar is bought by idiots who are stupid and have a lot of money, and it is not cost-effective at all. ”
"That's right, what's the use of good performance? It's not like you can only drive 60 yards on the street......"
Hearing these words, Xu Jiajun's face looked a little better, he glanced at Li Hao intentionally or unintentionally, and said with a smile: "It's all the same, it's just a tool for going out, there's nothing to show off." I'm still quite pragmatic, I won't slap my swollen face and be fat and buy things I can't afford, unlike some people, who can't afford to wear famous brands...... Alas, forget it, don't say it, don't talk about it. ”
The yin and yang weird pretending to be so cheap that Li Hao just didn't see it or hear it, but Jiang Jing was so angry that he gritted his teeth, "I used to think this guy was quite disgusting when I was in school, but I haven't seen him for a year and it's 10,000 times more disgusting than before!
"What's the matter? Will I lose a piece of meat?" Li Hao looked disapproving, "What's more, the higher he jumps, the more painful it hurts, let him jump, and then he will fall to death." ”
Jiang Jing was stunned for a moment when she heard this, then she covered her mouth and laughed secretly, her eyes smiled like a crescent moon, "I know that you idiot is not so good-tempered, I'm just waiting to watch a good show~"
A group of sycophants over there talked and talked about the amount of red envelopes, and one or two immediately began to secretly compare again.
"I didn't pack much, I only wrapped 3,000, my classmates got married, it's too shabby and it's not good. ”
"That's right, so I just wrapped 3888, I'm afraid I'll have to kneel on the washboard when I go back today......"
"Damn, you're just wrapping up like that, I knew I wouldn't be this wronged person, I wrapped 4666 ah......"
A group of people bragged for a long time, and then turned to Xu Jiajun, "Jiajun, how much do you have? According to your net worth, why do you have to start 10,000?"
"Me?" Xu Jiajun waved his hand and said, "I don't have a dime." ”
"What?!" everyone was taken aback, this is too picky, right?
"Because I spend all my money on getting guest performers. Xu Jiajun smiled and said: "I see that people like to invite some little stars to sing and dance when they have weddings, so I simply invited one for Lu Bin, but I spent a full 100,000 yuan appearance fee, which was regarded as a red envelope for Lu Bin." ”
As soon as he heard this, the people at the table were not calm in an instant, and even many people at the next table came over with excitement.
"100,000 yuan for the appearance fee?
"is an Internet celebrity who engages in live broadcasts, and now he is very famous, called Jin Xiaoxiao. Xu Jiajun said proudly: "If you usually watch live broadcasts, you should have heard of her, right?"
"Wow, it turned out to be her?!" The acne girl was suddenly surprised: "Jiajun, you are really amazing, even Jin Xiaoxiao can you invite over?"
The others also began to talk one after another, and all of them showed excitement on their faces.
"Jin Xiaoxiao is coming to be a guest performer?
"Jiajun has said so, so can there be fake? It's good to be rich, this kind of Internet celebrity can also be invited!"
"That's right, I heard that this Jin Xiaoxiao is very difficult to invite, the shelf is too big!"
"Nima, I brushed a few super rockets for Jin Xiaoxiao last month, I didn't expect to see me today?"
"But I heard that Jin Xiaoxiao has committed a crime recently, and it seems that they have all been banned by Funyu!"
"That's right, it seems that there has been a lot of uproar in the past two days, and even the official Weibo of the Communist Youth League has been blown up......"
"This is a fart? Everyone has the support of the capital group behind them, and they may come back in two days!"
"That's right, even if it's really blocked, it's none of our business, anyway, it's worth it to hear her sing today!"
"Jiajun, you're bleeding heavily, a whole 100,000 yuan to help Lu Bin invite an Internet celebrity, it's interesting enough!"
"Helping my classmates support the scene, this money is nothing. Xu Jiajun smiled proudly, "If any of you need help getting married in the future, just ask." ”
As soon as these words came out, there was another sound of sycophants, and even Fu Jiajia became the object of everyone's praise.
"Jiajia, you still have a good vision, there were so many people chasing you in school back then, you just chose Jiajun...... Tsk, if you choose such a young and wealthy man, you don't have to worry about it in this life!"
Being touted by the big guy, Fu Jiajia's vanity was simply satisfied, and she smiled with a red face: "Actually, it's nothing, just keep your eyes open when choosing a man, as long as you don't make a fool and run around with a man with no future, it won't be too bad in the future." ”
When she said this, she also glanced at Jiang Jing intentionally or unintentionally, her eyes were full of pride and pride, like a peacock showing off on the screen.
It's a pity that the good flattery was thrown to the blind man, Jiang Jing didn't bother to pay attention to her at all, just leaned around Li Hao and snickered: "This Xu Jiajun is also really, who is not good to invite Jin Xiaoxiao to come over, and when that shrew sees you later, I don't know what the expression will be, I really look forward to it!"
Li Hao rolled his eyes, "I found that you have a bit of a trend towards gossip aunts?"
"you!" Jiang Jing punched Li Hao angrily, seeing that it was clearly a flirting action in the eyes of everyone, "It's strange, Jin Xiaoxiao's matter is so big, they didn't even recognize you! Jin Xiaoxiao put all your images on Weibo at that time." ”
This incident surprised Li Hao, and the black video released by Jin Xiaoxiao was not low, but now none of the people present recognized him, which is really a bit strange.
"Maybe there's so much news on the Internet that they don't pay attention to it. Li Hao said casually.
"I don't think so. Jiang Jing covered her mouth and snickered: "I think it's because you look too ordinary, you belong to the standard public face, and people can't remember it when they see it." ”
Li Hao glanced at her speechlessly, "You seem to like to hurt me very much, who did you learn from the bad fault?"
Jiang Jingqiao's face turned red, and when she just wanted to speak, Lu Bin, who was making the final preparations, hurriedly ran over, grabbed Xu Jiajun and said hurriedly: "Jiajun, that Jin Xiaoxiao suddenly can't come, what can I do now?"
"What?" Xu Jiajun's triumphant face suddenly stiffened, "What's the matter, hasn't it already been said?
She said...... She said she wasn't feeling well, so she didn't come. Beads of sweat appeared on Lu Bin's head, and he was so anxious that he stomped his feet like a woman, "You see that my side has already been arranged, and I was told at this time that I can't come...... Isn't that a joke?"
"Don't make a noise yet, I'll call and ask. ”
Xu Jiajun dialed Jin Xiaoxiao's phone with a calm face, but he was hung up directly after dialing several times in a row.
When dialed for the fourth time, Jin Xiaoxiao directly sent a WeChat message, "I received another wedding list, 50,000 yuan for three songs, so ...... Sorry, you can invite someone else. ”
Seeing this news, Xu Jiajun was so angry that his face trembled, and he almost didn't smash his phone.
This bitch who sees money and has an eye open, this is all on the bow and even released pigeons, isn't this deliberately making Lao Tzu ugly?!
"How is it, Jiajun, what did she say?" asked Lu Bin with an anxious expression.
"She can't come. Xu Jiajun said with a dark face: "Let's cancel the performance link, just treat it as if there is no such thing at all." ”
"That'...... How can that work?" Lu Bin was about to cry, "I asked people to print out all the posters of Jin Xiaoxiao, and now they are estimated to have been posted at the door of the hotel...... If she doesn't come, I'm not going to be seen as a joke, right?"
"Are you annoyed?" Xu Jiajun said with a dark face: "What can I do if people can't say they can't come? You don't want to be laughed at, you go and invite yourself?
Lu Bin was angry and anxious, his face was as swollen as a congested pig's liver, and he looked like he would burst at any time.
When he was still about to speak, Li Hao's voice suddenly came from the side, "Dude, don't worry, leave this matter to me." ”
Swish.
Everyone around looked at Li Hao with a look of surprise on their faces.
Lu Bin wiped his sweat and couldn't cry or laugh, "Brother, when is this coming, don't joke with me!"
After being stunned for a moment, Fu Jiajia laughed out loud, and said with a mocking face: "I heard you right, can you solve it? You say you can solve something that even Jiajun can't do? Do you think it's a housekeeping cleaner, you can call over with a phone call? If you don't know what you can, you have to have a limit!"