Chapter 134: The Shortest Poem in History (1/10) Ask for the first order

The dormitory complexes centered around Wumart look neatly aligned, with air conditioners outside each window, so that students are not hit by the summer heat.

This year, the dormitory for the male students of the Chinese Department is Building 45B, located on the west side of the Yan University campus, a few minutes' walk to the West Second Gate, and then a few minutes' walk to Zhang Chu's rented house, which is very close.

"The conditions of your dormitory are quite good, very close to the Xuewu canteen, which is very cheap, fried shredded beef and large stew are recognized classics, you can try it." If you are not used to eating in the cafeteria, there are many restaurants outside the school. ”

Li Tao is very talkative, gushing about what he knows, he has been at Yanda for many years, and he knows the food inside well.

After the two of them registered at the dormitory manager on the first floor of the dormitory, they went down the stairs to the second floor, which is obviously an ideal number for a dormitory without an elevator, which means that they can skip a few flights of stairs.

There didn't seem to be many people on the whole floor, except for a few dorm doors open, and parents were busy making beds and tidying up their housework.

Seeing the 222 bedroom number in front of him, Zhang Chu wanted to give the staff who arranged the accommodation a face, what the hell is this, why did he want to live in the No. 2 bed of the 222 bedroom!

Do you have to be glad that you are in Building 45 and not Building 22?

"Classmate, are you also from the 2nd floor of the 22nd dormitory?" a sturdy middle-aged man was making a bed in the dormitory, next to a young student wearing black-rimmed glasses in a pillowcase.

Zhang Chu raised the key in his hand and said, "I am from bed No. 2, my name is Zhang Chu, and I am from Jiangdong Province. What about you?"

"Bed two?"

The boy with glasses was holding back a smile, and his mouth was almost closed.

"Laugh out, it's okay. Zhang Chu said helplessly, the joke of bed No. 2 in the 222 bedroom may accompany him throughout his college career.

"I'm sorry, I really can't help it. I'm Yang Ling from bed No. 3, and I'm a major with you. Yang Ling really didn't expect such an essential number to be given to the most famous student of the Chinese Department of Yan University this year.

Li Tao on the side also couldn't help laughing, although every building has bed No. 2 in bedroom No. 22 on the second floor, but not everyone is the same as Zhang Chu.

Zhang Chu silently took a photo of his bed number, and prepared to send it to Weibo for comfort.

At this time, Yang Ling was surprised to find that his roommate actually came empty-handed, "Why didn't you bring anything, what should you do tonight?"

"I came alone, and I have already placed an order on the dog Dongdao's house at this time, and let them deliver it directly. They will deliver everything in the supermarket, but the delivery fee is quite expensive. ”

It's really technology that changes life, and now let alone takeaway, even the sheets and bedding can be delivered directly to the bedroom.

At this time, the middle-aged man who had been busy making the bed stopped, he gave a thumbs up and said, "I originally wanted Yang Ling to come by himself, you see how easy it is for others." ”

Yanda's dormitory is a bit strange, the bunk beds are divided into bunk beds, and Zhang Chu's school accommodation in high school is also a four-person room, but each bed only has an upper bunk, and the lower bunk is a desk and a cabinet.

"Then you just wait in the dormitory for the delivery, I have to go to the orientation point to pick up the rest, and we will have a chance to meet again after the school starts." Li Tao waved his hand, as an orientation officer, his work today and tomorrow is quite heavy.

"Then Brother Li should go and get busy first, bye-bye!"

After seeing Li Tao go away, Zhang Chu found his bed and desk, he put his schoolbag on the desk, and then carefully looked at the bedroom environment.

There are air conditioners, fans, and heating that Zhang Chu has never touched, the balcony looks quite wide, and there is also a separate toilet, but if you take a bath, you have to go to the bathroom on each floor.

Heating and bathhouses seem to be unfamiliar to southern students, and Zhang Chu doesn't plan to live in the school every day anyway, which is acceptable.

After all, the two met for the first time, and Yang Ling and Zhang Chu were not too familiar with each other, in order to avoid the scene being too embarrassing, Yang Ling took the initiative to raise the "Southern Weekly" in his hand and said, "I saw your interview in the car today, your song "Life" is quite well written, isn't life just a net!"

Zhang Chu was so busy that he forgot to accept the interview, and he replied in surprise: "It came out so soon, I haven't read it myself, I really don't know if this interview is well written." ”

"Very good, I know you are a humorous person, and you go well with the basic bedroom number and bed number. ”

"Don't mention that, we're still friends. Zhang Chu only knew that he was assigned to Building 45B before, and he didn't know the specific bedroom and bed number at all.

Yang Ling made an apologetic gesture and said with a smile: "Others say that you can't compose poetry, I think your poem "Life" is really written concisely and vividly. ”

When Zhang Chu was interviewed by a reporter from Southern Weekly, the reporter said a similar problem, many people said that facing the sea and the spring flowers are not real poetry, there is no rhyme or format to speak of, and the intention in it is also ethereal.

Modern poetry doesn't need to be as neat as those quatrains or rhythmic poems of ancient times, and he threw out such a particularly unique poem when facing an interview!

Life

net

The whole poem contains only one word, and there is not even punctuation to encapsulate the connotation of life, which was originally one of the most famous poems of the famous hazy poet Kitajima on the earth, and was widely praised.

This is also a favorite of many students, because when they are forced to recite poetry by the teacher, after reporting the name of the poem on stage, they can get off the stage by saying a word!

Zhang Chu did this kind of thing in his previous life, reciting "Life" in front of the class, and stepped off the stage after a few seconds, causing the students to be stunned one by one.

There is nothing shorter in the world than this, and Zhang Chu has previously written an argument that claims to be the shortest in the world, but it is still too long compared to this.

After all, there is only one word, and it can't be less!

Yang Ling's tone was full of admiration, when he was still a student, his roommate had already begun to argue with those famous commentators, and this rebuttal sounded particularly powerful.

"This is also just a feeling, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning. ”

Zhang Chu said modestly, at least this poem by Beidao is much better than what pear blossom style, this is a new poem!

"It's well written, it's very relieving, those old stubborns just can't get used to anything new, and their prejudices should have been broken a long time ago. Yang Ling praised that it must be very interesting to be roommates with such a classmate for four years.

Zhang Chu couldn't help laughing, he deliberately released this poem when he interviewed him in Southern Weekly, just to show it to the special commentator of Southern Metropolis Daily, I really don't know what the commentator who admires ancient poetry has after seeing this shortest poem.

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