Text Text_Chapter 285 Strange and cheeky
Chapter 285: Strange and cheeky
The Darkwalker told Song Chuyang that due to the matter in the Xuanyin Realm, almost everyone had shifted their target from Song Chuyang.
Song Chuyang smiled, he didn't need the dark walker to say that he also knew that he had already felt Wei Hu's departure just now.
The Darkwalker proudly invited Song Chuyang for credit: "Big brother, I'm doing a good job, this grandmaster-level master hired is not bad, this time big brother, you will be safe!"
The voice of the Darkwalker in the earpiece changed from invitation to anger to anger: "You get out of the way for me, I want to report to the eldest brother, you go out of the way!"
"It's all done, and I still report a yarn, can't I talk to Brother B first?" Song Chuyang heard this sweet and greasy voice, as if this person's face had appeared in front of him.
"Yes, it's the Xuanyin Realm that I overturned, and they all think I'm you!"
"Little Prince Beagle, let's say, what kind of trick are you?" Song Chuyang teased the little prince.
"Hehe, it's okay for you to give the beauty of the movie queen to others, I like her so much" This little prince is really cheeky.
Song Chuyang smiled: "If you really have this strength, then the Shadow Emperor himself will like you, don't lie to me, what's going on in the Xuanyin Realm, you don't have that strength!"
"Why are you like this, Shi Bei should be impressed for three days, Ben Shuai found a bottle of pills last time, and now his strength has soared, let alone a Xuanyin Realm, now the three Xuanyin Realms together are not my opponent!" the little prince said.
"What pill actually has this function, don't be you lying!" Song Chuyang expressed his skepticism.
"Flying Potion, where did Hei Kui get it?" The little prince was afraid that Song Chuyang would not believe it, so he hurriedly defended.
This little prince who is not worth mentioning has known lazy women all his life, but he didn't expect that this time he accidentally became a grandmaster-level master, which is really a change in the world.
"Haven't you heard of this pill, have you? Actually, it's the first time I've heard of it! I can actually improve my strength to this point, but Hei Kui has been researching genetic pills all along, and it's not unusual to have such a strange thing!" the little prince showed off his knowledge.
The little prince seemed to feel the heaviness of the atmosphere and comforted Song Chuyang: "Are you afraid that I will get stronger and stronger in the future and leave you behind?" This pill is not perfect enough, and now my strength is rising, but I can only feel like this in my life, ouch, it's really annoying!"
The little prince of Beagle and Song Chuyang are very familiar, after all, they have carried guns together and prostituted together, and Song Chuyang also helped him find money for his sister.
This little prince is really pitiful, he is also a prince anyway, but the country is too poor, and his life is not as good as the son of the village chief in Huaxia.
"But Song Chuyang, Lao Tzu is going to take revenge this time, you actually stabbed me with such a thick bamboo pole last time, hum, now you know that you are scared, right?" The little prince was angry when he thought of that incident, and he couldn't wait to appear in front of Song Chuyang immediately.
"If there is a next time, I can consider changing the wooden stick!" Song Chuyang laughed.
The little prince couldn't help but be happy when he thought of being rich again this time, haha, he was rich again.
Unexpectedly, Song Chuyang actually said: "In order for you not to spend so much money on women, I can only give you one-tenth of the original price this time!"
"It's only one-tenth, I know you're pitted, but I don't know you're so pitted, at least half of it, okay?"
"I'll give you half of it, and tell the movie emperor about your chrysanthemum cripples, okay?" Song Chuyang knew the little prince's weakness.
"I know you're shameless, but I don't know you're so shameless!" The little prince was so angry, and as soon as he used his strength, his love madness instantly turned into powder!
"Oh mom, I'm ...... I'm going to talk about the price again. The little prince cried with regret.
Song Chuyang listened to the busy sound, confused!
"Where have you be......en? What kind of chrysanthemum is a tenth of what you say, I hate it!" Cao Yuxi's face flushed.
Song Chuyang shook his head and said that there was nothing.
"Are you a woman outside, or do you want to be a woman who collects money?"
"I'm just someone outside, so I'm also acting on the spot, right?" Song Chuyang's mouth was smoother than if he smeared honey.
"It's a mud horse!" said, "Have you ever been to the shampoo room, have you ever been there to find a woman?"
Song Chuyang was too lazy to entangle: "I've been there, why haven't I been, man, it's just for that kind of thing all my life!"
"I hate it!" Cao Yuxi felt that Song Chuyang was angry and cute.
Women are so self-contradictory, whether men take the initiative to admit it or not depends entirely on their mood.
"Do people still want it, Song Chuyang, you won't just be able to do it, right?" Cao Yuxi took the initiative to hook Song Chuyang's neck.
"No, no, no, obviously you should be the leader to understand the people's feelings, who is the leader now?" Song Chuyang really couldn't stand this Cao Yup.
"Hmph, anyway, the old lady just wants it!" Cao Yuxi dragged Song Chuyang into the house regardless of it.
After a while, there was a strange movement inside......
The hour hand turned three times, and the female leader was as satisfied as a well-fed cat.
Song Chuyang's body is full of all kinds of traces, 8 years, a woman who has been suppressed for 8 years is simply going to make people die, it is really the year of the wolf and tiger.
Song Chuyang smiled bitterly, estimating that he would only wear long-sleeved pants this week.
couldn't stay any longer, Song Chuyang looked at the time fakely: "It's time for me to go, it's too late." ”
Cao Yuxi was finally satisfied: "Well, go back and make up for it, and contact you in a few days!"
Song Chuyang looked at the unfinished female leader and said, "Alas, you said how pure and lovely you were 8 years ago, why is it like this now?"
"Hmph, my mother is not because you have been like a jade for 8 years, go home and make up for it!" Cao Yuxi cutely expressed his dissatisfaction.
Song Chuyang finally went out, there was a car when he came, and he could only walk when he went back, feeling as if he was stepping on cotton.
"Do you want to drink herbal soup, sir, just one dollar for a cup, make it ......at home," a little girl with cute pigtails beckoned Song Chuyang to drink soup.
After walking for a long time, she really needs to make up for it, not to mention that this girl is so pure.
After drinking the herbal soup, Song Chuyang took out his wallet in his pocket, oh no! It seems that the wallet has been forgotten by Cao Yuxi
"Sir, you don't have no money, I can earn 1 cent for a cup of medicinal soup, woo, you can't do this......" The little girl selling soup looked at Song Chuyang and said.
"What then? I really didn't have any money. Song Chuyang was quite embarrassed, as if he really wanted to rely on this money
"Let's take your mobile phone as collateral first, and you can take the money later......" The little girl was afraid that Song Chuyang would run away.
"Okay, okay, this is also a way!" Song Chuyang took off his mobile phone.
In the vaguely contemptuous gazes of the people around him, Song Chuyang saw a figure from a distance.
"I've met an acquaintance!" Song Chuyang slapped his thigh.
"Teacher Qiao, Teacher Qiao......" The voice is comparable to seeing a savior.
Qiao Weiyu, the teacher in Xuanxuan's preschool class, stopped, looked left and right to see who was shouting to herself.
"Teacher Qiao, do you remember me, it's really fate to see you here!" Song Chuyang said excitedly.
"It turned out to be him!" Teacher Qiao's heart stirred, thinking of what Queen Zhao said to him last time.
"How could this rascal be here, I really want to pretend that I don't know him, but he is Xuanxuan's father, so excited, what do he want to do......" Teacher Qiao's face changed when he thought about it.
"Do you have something to do with me? Mr. Song. Teacher Qiao pretended to be calm.
Song Chuyang was really embarrassed to think that he was going to borrow a dollar.
Seeing Song Chuyang's flushed face, Teacher Qiao almost decided that Song Chuyang wanted to do something to her in this secluded alley.
"Ah, Mom, why is he looking at me with such an expression, what the hell is he trying to do? Oh my God!" Mr. Qiao muttered.
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