"Lei Hao (hello), Lei Dubin Dou (where are you)?"

"What the hell?"

"Hen (I don't know), Gongdong doesn't seem to listen? (Cantonese can't speak) There is a wood and a mistake? (Is there a mistake) Gongdong sprinkled the marrow (Cantonese is very simple), Lei asked Teda. (You're fine.) {Afraid that readers won't understand, I deliberately translated it into Mandarin.} }

"Hahahaha, I don't know how to listen to cottage Cantonese. ”

"Where are you now, I'm already in Tiananmen Square. ”

"Wait a minute, I'll be there right away. I was very excited, I wanted to cry during the day and at night, and I thought of the capital in my dreams. ”

"You have it, do you want to give you BGM, a big cotton jacket and two cotton pants, which are wrapped in sheepskin and cloth?"

"I don't sing as well as Uncle Zhao, so I still don't show ugliness. ”

I promised Zhou Zheng to accompany him around Beijing, but I didn't tell him that it was not only me and him today, but also Xin Rong. I will be a little sorry in my heart, the broken Cantonese is purely because I don't know, how to talk to Zhou Zheng about Xin Rong who is not planned. I saw Zhou Zheng running over from afar, even if he wasn't stupid, he was wearing quite thick.

"It's been a long wait. ”

"Nope. Let's visit the Forbidden City first?"

"Good. ”

I went to buy a ticket, and Zhou Zheng stopped me, "Wait a minute, I have a student ID." ”

"What?" Zhou Zheng's voice was low, and he could see that he was young, but at least he had graduated from college. "You're over eighteen, aren't you?" If he wasn't eighteen, would I have become a lewd aunt who abducted teenagers?

"I'm looking a little anxious. ”

"I didn't mean that, I was afraid that I wouldn't think about what I had said to you before. ”

"You think too much, I already had a girlfriend in elementary school. ”

"You're amazing, you fly a plane on a rocket. ”

Zhou Zheng looked at Xin Rong, who was a little far away from us, "Why does she always follow the two of us?"

I looked at Zhou Zheng helplessly, "She came with me." You just found out?"

"I didn't tell you, I've always stood at the door of my house looking at Tiananmen Square, and I only have Tiananmen Square in my eyes. Besides, you didn't pull her or hold her, of course I don't know. ”

"I'll keep you the bottom, I'm sorry to poke you. The Italian restaurant you took me to didn't have a navigation at all. ”

"Have you ever heard that most Shanghainese have never been to the Oriental Pearl in their lives? Besides, I'm not from Beijing. ”

"Okay, it's all up to you. I don't care if you're real or fake, I'm so grateful and thinking about the journey to the sea back then. ”

"Hahaha, we are helping each other, uniting and fraternal. That's your relative's child? Looks like you. ”

"My daughter. ”

"Your child, so old, isn't it? Seeing the smile, my early love, is still proud in front of you, who has scientific and technological achievements, and the class has an axe. ”

"What do you mean?"

"Having a child too early is a high-risk thing, and now the two of you are healthy and healthy, isn't it the result of science and technology?"

I took the ticket from the conductor, "So, I'm complimenting you on how young I am." ”

"I'm old, you're young, walk together, fairy couple. ”

"Now that I know that you are underage, I advise you to speak well. ”

"You haven't looked at your student ID? I'm a senior now, and I've been an adult for more than a year. ”

I won't open the documents that others put in my hands, first, because they involve privacy, and secondly, the photos of the ID photos are stupid and ugly. In order to prove that what he said was true, Zhou Zheng spread out his student ID, and the photos in it were no different from the current Zhou Zheng, it seems that he has grown a mature face since he was a child.

"That's also very small, only a senior. ”

"What, you're ageist?"

"No, I never thought you were still in school. The difference between going to school and going to work is actually quite big. ”

"That's why I'm here to hug your thighs. ”

I didn't want to have a verbal argument with him, so I beckoned Xin Rong over, "This is your brother Zhou Zheng." ”

"Hello brother, my name is Xin Rong. ”

"Hello, cutie. I thought you were someone else's child, looking at you with strange eyes all the time. I apologize for my impolite behavior. ”

"It's okay. Originally, I also deliberately distanced myself from my mother. ”

Zhou Zheng and I glanced at each other, and then turned to Xin Rong together to listen to her explanation, because I didn't understand which play she was singing.

"Because I know how to read words. Brother Zhou Zheng was elated as soon as he came, and he could only see where my mother could see me. I'll stay away from my mom a little bit wisely, so far away that I'll make your joy last. ”

Before I could refute some of Xin Rong's inappropriate lines, Zhou Zheng spoke, "Xin Rong, I am your uncle Zhou Zheng, not Zhou Zheng's brother." ”

Xin Rong tilted his head to look at me, as if asking for my opinion, "Brother, he's still in school like you." ”

"What's the matter, you pulled me a generation younger for no reason, and you want to take advantage of me?"

"It's not happy to call you young, it's the first time I've seen someone like you so hard to serve. ”

"Mom, do I call uncle or brother?"

"Brother" and "Uncle", Zhou Zheng and I said in unison. Later, I didn't have the patience to correct the title problem, and Zhou Zheng also emphasized to Xin Rong from time to time that he was an uncle.

There are still a lot of people in the Forbidden City, but fortunately, the venue is large and it doesn't seem so crowded, Zhou Zheng was very interested in the whole journey, and then I believed a little bit of his Beijing complex. A child is a child after all, and it is obviously the same level as Xin Rong. The two of them rock-paper-scissors stepped on the floor tiles and went up the steps. A Forbidden City attraction actually took most of the day. Lunch was eaten in the Forbidden City, unpalatable and expensive, after all, I paid for it, knew the inevitable law of scenic spot rice, and still roared and shouted in my heart for a long time. When I came out of the Forbidden City, it was already more than four o'clock in the afternoon, and the Military Museum was not good. Originally, it was my inevitable choice, because most of the boys like the military, and it can be regarded as a favorite, and I turned the twosome into a threesome.

"Then the rest is Tiananmen Square and Chang'an Avenue. "In fact, my one-day trip is the Forbidden City Tiananmen Square in the morning, the Military Museum in the afternoon, and the attractions on Chang'an Avenue casually. It's just that I didn't expect the Forbidden City to take up so much time, but I can still catch up with the flag-lowering ceremony in Tiananmen Square, and the rest of the time is complete.

"No, we need to get on the highway quickly. ”

"What kind of highway are you on? We said it would be a day trip. ”

"I promised you a day trip. But you didn't say I couldn't arrange it. ”

"You can continue your trip to Beijing, and Xin Rong and I will go home. ”

"No, my hotel is all booked. ”

Zhou Zheng squatted down again to buy Xin Rong, "Is it okay to climb the Great Wall with my uncle tomorrow, you can help me canvass for votes and fight for your mother." ”

At the end of this day, Xin Rong and Zhou Zheng were very happy, and I was very afraid that Xin Rong would revolt. But it was too late, Xin Rong grabbed the corner of Zhou Zheng's clothes and didn't let go.

I turned on the bitter mode, "Xin Rong, climbing the Great Wall is very tiring, I can't bear it at my age, let alone you at a young age." ”

"That's because you're old and lazy. ”

Well, as long as the child is outside, it is better than at home, so she doesn't think about whether she is tired or not.

I turned on the warning mode, "You're so confident, you can't let people hug you tomorrow when you're tired." ”

"Of course!"

Okay, let me see how capable Xin Rong's little Wang Ba can be tomorrow.

"Mom, didn't I say you, didn't you tell Uncle Zhou Zheng in advance that you took me, how can you be lenient and harsh to others?"

I've been really out of breath lately, so don't give the child too much reason, or she'll use your original rhetoric to hit you all over the place.

Zhou Zheng and Xin Rong laughed heartily when they saw that I was deflated. Lejing lined with grief, who knows the bitterness in my heart, my daughter is probably really sent by lottery.