Chapter 95 Advertising Revenue
Hu Yiming had a poisonous tongue for a month, and suddenly turned around, and the people who ate melons were very uncomfortable.
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Comparison between Mengmeng and Zhang Xiaotian.
Ratings from the mainstream media.
Product placement comes to your door. Fire and Fire cameo.
Hu Yiming looked at these evaluations and felt that the response was good.
Moreover, such an evaluation not only did not make the girls back down, but more girls sent photos in private messages, and said: "Mr. Hu, choose me on your Weibo." Abuse me hard, I'm not afraid. β
Seeing that the girls were so enthusiastic, Hu Yiming was determined to live up to their expectations.
Hu Yiming first posted a separate Weibo: There have been a lot of private messages recently, and I can only choose some people every day. In addition, a fan asked if there was a girl who was scolded and cried by me, and I wanted to try to see if I could scold and cry. Words will be sharper, and those who are psychologically fragile should not be disturbed.
After this Weibo was posted, many girls commented: Come on, let the storm come more violently.
Hehe, Hu Yiming thought, since he is not afraid, then brother is not welcome.
After some selection, Hu Yiming chose an average-looking girl, she showed off her wealth and put the things she bought on a bed, and deliberately put some luxury bags. Haha, let's go under the knife first
Hu Yiming's evaluation:
Chop the party, pay attention to flash sales and group buying networks every day. What kind of product has started a group, the hot style is on sale, and the nose is better than the dog Turin. Slippers with free shipping for 9 yuan, 3 pairs of socks for 10 yuan, all into your shopping cart. More than 100 express deliveries are received in a month, all of which are cheap goods with less than 3% off the tail products of Dangdang, and the total consumption is less than 1,000 yuan. In the past, I set an alarm clock to get up and steal vegetables, but now I set an alarm clock to get up at 10 o'clock for flash sales, and I am not afraid of flashing your waist. Your score is 0 after the discount.
As soon as this article was issued, the people who ate melons were happy to see it. commented one after another: showing off his wealth here in the poisonous tongue Mr. Hu, it is really asking for hardship.
Then, Hu Yiming chose a trendy girl. The photo posted by this girl is a live scene of singing rock with a boy group.
Hu Yiming's evaluation:
Shopping mall salesman, factory welder, a sacred meeting during the part-time job produced the most controversial combination in music history, high-pitched female voice + cool fashion rap spread like a virus, and their music can be heard in any corner of the countryside, bar construction site, and square mall. Now they have also entered the big stage of the rural Spring Festival Gala, which is beyond the reach of their slings for a lifetime, not every combination can be called the legend of Fenghuang, I give 1 point.
The people who eat melons have commented:
Show the trend here with the poisonous tongue Mr. Hu, and he can beat you directly into the dust.
It's not bad, it's not a negative score, it's already quite powerful.
Seeing that the nerves of netizens are getting stronger and stronger, Hu Yiming feels that the scale of comments can be increased, and it is better to be more toxic.
An average-looking girl, Hu Yiming didn't want to choose, but he was particularly persistent in private messages three times. So, Hu Yiming decided to give her a chance to be on the list.
Hu Yiming's evaluation:
What kind of courage can make you strong enough to dare to at me three times? Just because you look like the daughter of a certain star? Brother really can't bear to spray you, you are the kind of girl who lacks calcium since childhood, lacks love when you grow up, grandma doesn't hurt, uncle doesn't love, no one cares about it in the classroom, puts it in the unit, and no one will know about it for a week. Brother Fen won't call you, and finally send you a sentence: In the future, put aside all unrealistic fantasies in order to live longer.
Unexpectedly, as soon as this Weibo came out, there was an onlooker fan group under this girl's Weibo. The melon-eating crowd ridiculed the girl, and in the end, the girl closed the comments.
I don't know if I'm crying.
As soon as this round of turmoil passed, the girls who loved to follow the trend did not flinch. Many girls are actually proud of Hu Yiming's Weibo evaluation. People who sent private messages three, five, or even ten times began to show up.
What's more, many people began to stop private messages, and directly posted a photo on their Weibo, at Hu Yiming, and then added a sentence: Mr. Hu, begging for abuse, begging for cruelty.
Since the masses are so enthusiastic, Hu Yiming thought that if he didn't abuse him ruthlessly, he would be sorry for everyone.
Hu Yiming chose a girl, and the photo shows himself on the bus, holding the bus railing to make a flying shape.
Hu Yiming's evaluation:
Schizophrenic girl has a crush on the bus driver, in vain to pole dance **, after getting on the bus, under the pretext of no change to make up the dance ticket to a big fork and small crotch, the dedicated bus driver urgently evacuated the frightened passengers, after writing a suicide note, he didn't have time to dial the phone of his family and drove the car straight to the third psychiatric hospital in the city with a fearless spirit. Why do you want to give up the treatment? Which doctor put you out? 0 points, the medicine can't be stopped.
The people who eat melons enthusiastically supported and commented: Please Mr. Hu increase his firepower and reach a new high.
There are also some people who have no eyesight and price, and they commented that Hu Yiming is vulgar and can only spray people. Hu Yiming lightly posted another Weibo:
The purpose of spraying people is not to spray people, you are just squirting flowers, and the other party is just a network symbol, and the person behind the computer is unharmed. Spraying people is mainly to exercise one's ability to see through the essence of things at a glance, the ability to observe words and colors, and the ability to analyze and summarize through the behavior of the other party. These are of great help to interpersonal communication in work and life. Spraying people is positive energy. Of course, not everyone has these abilities.
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The girls are becoming more and more enthusiastic, and on this day, a girl with an awl face, at Hu Yiming also added a sentence after that: Mr. Hu, for the sake of my persistence, give me a negative score and let me roll as far as I can.
Hu Yiming couldn't bear to refuse such a reasonable request.
Hu Yiming's evaluation:
This kind of wild model is mostly seen in plastic surgery advertisements in subway entrance medical magazines, with big breasts and brainless eyes, big eyes and a big mouth to eat all directions. Life is like a railway guerrilla, anti-woven bags squeeze hard seats to rush to the field, normal girls are called lying silkworms under their lower eyelids, and you are a shell. You have nothing for the rest of your life, all you have is a bunch of rags, and your biggest hobby is to buy all kinds of bags. Buy a bag, buy a bag, I bought a bag last year, negative scores, roll rough.
Hu Yiming insisted on selecting five girls every day for a poisonous evaluation, and gradually, Hu Yiming also gathered a group of his own fans. Many people will come over every day to see who Hu Yiming is poisonous to today.
After a month like this, Hu Yiming's painting style suddenly changed.
Hu Yiming posted a photo of Tianxian's sister Mengmeng, and commented:
Sometimes I often see such a girl in my dreams, with big eyes, like a celestial face, revealing the innocence far away from the fireworks of the world. She has an irresistible fairy smell about her, and I always wake up from my dreams whenever I get close to her. Tianxian sister Mengmeng, 8 points