Hu Yiming smiled slightly and asked, "Want to be famous?"

The bucktooth girl was stunned for a moment: "And then? I didn't think about this. I just know that Mr. Hu can hype a few ordinary girls to be famous, so maybe you may also be able to hype me up famous. As for what to do after becoming famous, I don't know yet. ”

Hu Yiming asked, "Do you really believe in my strength so much?"

The bucktooth girl replied: "Yes, I believe that Mr. Hu can turn decay into magic." ”

Hu Yiming thought for a while, considered the sentence again, and said: "Then let me ask you a few questions, first, Xiaoxiao, Bai Yaqin, Dandan, Zhiling, they are all beauties, how do you compare with them?"

The bucktooth girl said firmly: "As far as I know, Dandan is actually not too beautiful, but has big breasts. Born Dan is ugly, and I think the harlequin is also a road. ”

Hu Yiming praised it in his heart, this is an understanding person. So he asked, "You said Harlequin, then my second question, what will you do?"

The bucktooth girl bowed her head: "I don't know anything, but aren't the people you hype up all of them have no special skills?"

Hu Yiming sighed in his heart, and the answer was too good...

Hu Yiming asked again: "The third question, do you know Bai Yaqin? In order to cooperate with my hype, she confessed in public, and then I rejected her, how much can you sacrifice for the hype? Being scolded by 10,000 people, can you accept it?"

The bucktooth girl smiled: "On my terms, I know for myself, what else can't be sacrificed." As long as I can be famous, I can accept anything. ”

Hu Yiming finally asked: "In fact, every hype has a purpose. To put it bluntly, it's just a business. On your terms, I can make you famous, but I don't think I can make a lot of money. ”

The bucktooth girl glanced at Hu Yiming and said sincerely: "Mr. Hu, to be honest, people like me are not only ordinary in life, but even a little humble. As long as you can be famous, it will be a brilliant life. Money or something, I really don't dare to hope for it. ”

At this point, Hu Yiming made up his mind to hype up this girl once.

Hu Yiming said: "Then according to the usual practice, let's sign a contract." I will pay the cost of speculation, and within three years, I will take 30% of all your business income. During this time, you have to cooperate with all my requests. ”

The bucktooth woman didn't even look at the content of the contract and signed it directly.

Sending away the bucktooth girl, Jin Ge was amazed and asked, "Brother Hu, can such a person also hype?"

Hu Yiming said lightly: "I'm not afraid of ugliness, I'm afraid of being featureless." Being ugly like her is also a feature, and you can give it a try. ”

Dandan laughed: "I also want to see how Brother Hu hypes this feature now." ”

Hu Yiming first gave the bucktooth girl a stage name: Sister Feng, sister, is a woman like the wind.

Then, Hu Yiming printed 10,000 marriage leaflets and asked Sister Feng to go to the subway entrance in the capital and distribute them when she saw people.

Criteria for marriage

I am looking for a partner. One does not seek to be handsome. Second, do not seek wealth. Third, don't be stupid. But seek common ground through joys and sorrows, and share weal and woe.

I have the following requirements for my partner:

First, you must be a master's degree graduate from London or Harvard University. Doctoral students must continue to study, no skipping grades, no repeating grades, and no changing schools. Those who return to school after working outside the school are exempted.

Second, you must have graduated from economics and pickle girl studies. Non-economics graduates must be proficient in economics. or have a strong interest in economics.

Third, they must have an international perspective, but have no intention of settling abroad or even immigrating for a long time.

Fourth, the height is about 176-183. The more handsome you look, the better. must be as handsome as Andy Lau, sexy as Ren Dahua, handsome as William Li, ruthless as Nicholas Tse, Dina and talented as Han Han.

Fifth, there is no history of childbearing. None of the previous girlfriends had a history of self-inflicted abortions.

Sixth, the eastern household registration is required. Nationals from the Southwest region will not be considered.

Seventh, the age is around 25-28 years old. That is, the graduates of the class of 06, 07, 08, and 09. With one to two years of work experience, Class 06 graduates need to be around 28 years old, and Class 09 graduates need to be smart. And has rich experience in social practice.

Personal Introduction:

He claims to know poetry and painting, can play the piano, and is proficient in ancient Chinese, and claims to be "well-read since the age of 9, reaching the peak at the age of 20, and having an IQ that no one can match in 300 years after 300 years". He mainly studies economics and humanities and social science books such as "Bosom Friend" and "Story Club".

From general managers to waiters, all walks of life have tried it. In the end, I found that the retail industry is the most suitable for me, and to understand the operation of the entire retail industry, we must start from the grassroots level, so now I work in a supermarket and earn more than 1,000 yuan a month.

In addition to the above text, the flyer is also accompanied by a large photo of Sister Feng, which is a selected photo of a big laugh, highlighting the buckteeth.

After the leaflet was distributed, Hu Yiming arranged for the above content to be posted on the Tianya forum.

As soon as the content was released, it detonated in an instant. Such an ugly girl, but she didn't take it upon herself to put forward such a marriage request, in this world without hype, instantly exploded everyone's hearts. The description of IQ is full of slots.

Not surprisingly, the scolding was overwhelming.

First, a wave of instinctive comments from the melon-eating masses:

Stinky and shameless, I don't know how many pounds and taels I have.

Where does the confidence come from? Ugly crying, don't scare the child.

If I had to choose between marrying Sister Feng and committing suicide, I would choose to commit suicide.

Then, some people began to pretend to analyze it:

Why is Sister Feng like this? I think she has a mental problem. The pressure of life and the depression of the spirit have been suppressed for too long, and I need to vent. You think she is also young, but she has not gained love so far, and she also hopes to live a rich life, but a month's meager income can only ensure food and clothing.

What's more, some people have also come up with scientific evidence:

Sister Feng is "sick" and belongs to psychosis: narcissistic personality disorder (NPD).

The American Psychiatric Association's latest edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Criteria for Mental Disorders, Fourth Edition (DSM--IV) lists nine typical conditions for such patients:

1. There is a sense of exaggeration in self-esteem, such as: exaggerating achievements and talents, without corresponding achievements, but expecting to be regarded as the best.

2. Indulge in fantasies of unlimited success, power, talent, beauty, or ideal love.

3. Believe that he (she) is "special" and unique, and that only other special or high-status people and celebrities can understand him (her), or belong to the same level as him/her.

4. Ask for extreme appreciation.

5. The self-perceived privileged, i.e., expecting special favors or voluntary obedience to them (or their expectations) without reason.

6. Take advantage of people, such as using the achievements of others to achieve their own goals.

7. Lack of empathy, that is, the reluctance to recognize and identify with other people's emotions and needs.

8. Often jealous of others or think that others are jealous of themselves.

9. Exhibit arrogant behavior or attitude.

As long as you have five of the above nine rules, you can be diagnosed with a narcissistic pathological personality.

Hu Yiming, Jin Ge, Dandan, Xiaoxiao, when I saw these comments in front of the computer, I laughed so much that my stomach hurt, and the people who eat melons are really talented.

Sister Feng was also in the office and asked, "Mr. Hu, there is a certain amount of heat now, what should I do next?"

Hu Yiming smiled and said, "Let them scold, the more you scold, the more famous you will be, Ming'er, let's add some more ingredients." Here's a limerick poem that you posted to your blog. ”

Sister Feng registered a blog before, and she was already scolded.

Sister Feng sent a limerick poem according to Hu Yiming's request.

It's a world of survival of the fittest

Yellow sand falling from the sky

Nothing to do with this world

Nothing to do with the rolling crowd

The cleaner is cleaning up one

Oranges falling from trees

Homeless oranges

In the morning light, a hedgehog swaggers through the market.

After the poem was finished, the scolding went up a notch.

If you don't think about it well, you are in a hurry to express it, so it doesn't sink deeply, it doesn't close tightly, and it looks slippery; lyrically, the little woman is angry, she is addicted to self-harm and self-pity, and the pattern is small; the rhythm control, the division of sentences are more patterned, and the sentence structure is relatively simple; the arrangement of imagery is often simple and stacked, and many metaphors are written in a stiff way; and the language is also biased and untempered.

It's at the level of a beginner, and it's comparable to a high school student.

However, there are also some people who give interesting comments: without any prejudice, the poem is not badly written, and it can be seen that it is influenced by the poems of obscure poets such as Gu Cheng.

Jin Ge, Dandan, and Xiaoxiao looked at these comments and laughed a lot.

Hu Yiming said: "Okay, brothers and sisters, this matter is almost fried in the early stage, and the next step is to think about how to make money." ”

Jin Ge said: "There is still a distance between fame and money." What company would dare to use her fame?"

Hu Yiming said: "You have to learn to empathize." Remember not before, we hyped up the first few things, and a manufacturer that sold vomiting stomach medicine came to us, but there was no suitable point at that time, so it was not negotiated. ”

When Dandan heard this, he exclaimed: "Awesome, Mr. Hu, it's appropriate for Sister Feng to be the spokesperson of this manufacturer." ”

Xiaoxiao wanted to speak on the side, but Sister Feng saw it and said, "You don't have to be embarrassed to discuss, I sometimes look in the mirror and look at myself and want to vomit." I'm thankful that I'm famous, and it's a blessing to have this kind of business opportunity. ”

So, Jin Ge went to contact the stomach medicine manufacturer, and in the end, it was finalized that the cost of 300,000 yuan would be endorsed by Sister Feng.

The commercial was filmed: Sister Feng stood in a red evening dress among the flowers, holding the medicine in her hand and turning to the camera, at first the back made people have some associations, followed by turning around and smirking.

Advertising words: Some diseases, vomiting is good. XX emetic drug, comfortable as soon as you vomit.

As soon as the commercial came out, the entire network exploded, and the most concentrated comment was: "I look at this advertisement, I don't need to take medicine, I just vomit." ”

In addition, the shot of Sister Feng turning around is known as a "must-vomit shot".

seems to be such an inappropriate hype, in the end, not only popular all over the world, but also fame and fortune!

This is not the end, this is just the beginning, and many TV stations are coming to the door at this time.