Chapter 1 I am a man
"Little girl, your change!"
Lin Yingyan ran back to the supermarket with a black face, took the change from the sales aunt, raised his head and pushed the old big eyes, glared at the smiling aunt fiercely, and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth
"You see clearly!I!yes!man!!!"
In the stunned eyes of the aunt, Lin Yingyan picked up the snack with satisfaction, put the change in his other hand into his trouser pocket, hooked the corners of his mouth and walked outside the supermarket.
Although Lin Yingyan explained that he was a boy, the voice as crisp as a girl obviously did not make this aunt believe
The aunt tilted her head, looking at the thin back who was about to walk out of the supermarket suspiciously, recalling the face she had just seen that made her subconsciously think it was a girl, and the voice echoing in her ears, but she didn't expect that she was wrong, and the aunt couldn't help muttering.
"No way! How can such a big boy look like this? Isn't this a girl? Am I really wrong?"
Auntie's voice was not loud, but Lin Yingyan just heard it, and suddenly his feet staggered, Lin Yingyan gritted his teeth tightly, and rushed home in the surprised eyes of people on the road......
After returning home, Lin Yingyan leaned against the door and inhaled heavily, stretched out his hand to wipe a handful of sweat on his forehead, and thought: What kind of eyes does this aunt have, I can't see her give more change, I'm so angry!.
After Lin Yingyan relieved his breath, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, thinking that I am dignified Lin Yingyan, I am domineering just by listening to the name, how could I give birth to such a thin body?
Thinking that Lin Yingyan stood up, took a snack and walked slowly to the bedroom, Lin Yingyan's home is not big, but it also has three bedrooms and two living rooms, and belongs to a well-off family.
Just when Lin Yingyan walked through the living room, a head covered with hair suddenly poked out of the sofa, and there was a pair of shining eyes hidden behind this hair, which frightened Lin Yingyan's legs trembling, coupled with absent-mindedness, he sat on the ground with weak legs.
The snacks broke free from the bag and scattered all over the ground, followed by a scream that was even sharper than that of a girl.
"Ah!! you... You... What the hell are you, you... Don't come here, I have no money or meat, it's not delicious!"
Lin Yingyan closed his eyes and kicked his legs backwards wildly, his two arms flung irregularly in the air, and gradually retreated to the corner, feeling the coldness behind him, Lin Yingyan felt depressed for a while, who am I provoking today?
The more Lin Yingyan thought about it, the more angry he became, so he simply plucked up his courage and opened his eyes with the determination to die.
Take a closer look! Lin Yingyan's words that were about to scold him held back his stomach again, and his eyes widened
"Damn, sister, you want to scare me to death, look at your hair like a ghost, and you won't squeak when you come back!".
"Hahaha... Ha ha...... Laugh... I'm laughing to death, hahaha... , I didn't expect you to grow up so big and look like a girl, I was shocked, hahaha..."
"Actually, brother, I think you have a talent for being a girl, look at this figure, it's awesome!. Lin Li's eyes swept up and down Lin Yingyan's body like a hungry wolf, and laughed.
Lin Li's eyes saw Lin Yingyan's cold hair standing up, and at the same time, what Lin Li said made him angry
"You... You... I... You"
Lin Yingyan didn't finish speaking, and Lin Li took the lead
"My good brother, you're doing well, okay! This half is mine!"
After Lin Li finished speaking, she picked up the snacks on the ground and ran back to the room.
Looking at the speed of his sister's running, Lin Yingyan suddenly thought of a word in his mind: Walking like flying!
"Awesome!"
As soon as the words fell, the world suddenly froze, and the world paused for three seconds.....
"Sister!!You come out!I'm a manly man! I can't be humiliated! I'm going to duel with you!Ahhhh
Despite Lin Yingyan's shouting, the door was still closed, and after a long time, a gentle sentence floated from inside that almost blew his lungs
"Brother, you better save it, the same trick can be used on you countless times, you are really stupid and cute!hahaha!"
"Hey~"
Lin Yingyan sighed helplessly, the old sister's name is Lin Li, she has a cheerful personality, and she is as big as a boy, but she always bullied me when she was a child, but she always protected me when I was bullied, I remember once in the park, a few children who were a few years older than me because I was thin and looked like a girl, they surrounded me in the corner and laughed, and the old sister who came back to me with two ice creams saw this scene, and rushed up without saying a word to block me behind, now I think about it, my heart is still very moved.
Picked up the snacks on the ground and returned to the bedroom, because he was sweating when he ran home, he felt smelly and sticky as soon as he put down his things, which is not a good thing for people like Lin Yingyan who have a slight cleanliness habit, so without saying a word, he picked up the clothes he wanted to change and walked to the bathroom.
The delicate face in the mirror is full of girlish spirit, Lin Yingyan only felt that his heart was full of countless grass and mud horses, pinched his arm and sighed, this body is really powerless.
It seems that my mother's genes are too strong, thinking about his father's status at home, Lin Yingyan has already defined the reason why he looks so much like a girl.
After taking a shower and returning to the bedroom, I felt refreshed, sat down at the desk, picked up a book and started reading, the college entrance examination is coming, I have to speed up the review!
In fact, Lin Yingyan's grades are among the top in the class, and the reason for this achievement is not that Lin Yingyan likes to study, but because in those days, the only one who was willing to be friends with Lin Yingyan was this book, and then later, learning became a habit.
Unconsciously, time passed quickly, and the high sun slowly set to the west, Lin Yingyan was sitting at the desk reading a book and was looking intently, when he suddenly heard the sound of the door opening.
I raised my head and rubbed my eyes, thinking to myself: because it should be my mother back, I got up and walked to the living room.
My mother's name is Yang Huilan, and I heard my father say that my mother used to be a famous school flower, and Lin Yingyan was convinced of this.
Look at my mother, the mother of two children, a person in her forties, but the years have not left traces on her, but have added a lot of charm to her, maybe it is because my mother is so beautiful that I am born a boy so much like a girl.
However, although Mother Lin is very beautiful, Lin Yingyan is very afraid of her, not because she is fierce, on the contrary, she is very gentle, what he is afraid of is her profession, she is a fashion designer!
Why is it terrible?, speaking of this, Lin Yingyan couldn't help but shudder, remembering the darkness of his childhood, his mother liked to design and make women's clothing very much, and she was simply her fitting rack when she was a child.
At that time, Lin Yingyan was often forced to wear the nasty women's clothes under the coercion and temptation of his mother.
So at that time, for Lin Yingyan, the most terrifying nightmare was that the mother was holding a girl's clothes in both hands and looking at herself with a smile and saying in her mouth
"Xiao Yan, come over to Mom, Mom will give you candy."
He shook his head and retracted his thoughts
"Mom!"
When I looked up, I saw my mother enter the living room, still holding a large bag of things in her hand, Lin Yingyan shouted and stepped forward to help carry things.
After putting the things away, Lin Yingyan gritted his teeth and began to complain
"Mom, you have to help me clean up my sister, she scared me when she came back, and I still hurt that butt when I fell on it!"
As soon as the words fell, I saw my sister come out of the bedroom, and she said with a wicked smile on her face with her hands clasped around her chest
"I said brother, what you said is not kind, it's obvious that you are cowardly, you can't blame me if you are scared!"
Mother Lin looked at her son very calmly, then turned her gaze to her daughter, and said slowly
"Xiaoli, you are really, such a big person is still so naughty, what if you really freak out Xiao Yan?, then there will be one less person to try on clothes for me"
Hearing this, Lin Yingyan's face was full of black lines, and he thought: Damn! Mom, is it my own? .
"Okay, you two don't make trouble, Mom is going to cook for you, and your dad is coming back soon. ”
Lin Mu got up and walked to the kitchen as she spoke.
After Mother Lin left, only Lin Yingyan and Lin Li were left in the living room, the two glanced at each other, and at the same time turned their heads to let out a soft snort in their noses, and what followed was an epic TV remote control battle.
"Whelan, I'm back~"
A mature and steady voice came into the ears of the two, and there was no need to think about it, it must be that the father was back.
Speaking of his father, Lin Yingyan felt funny, his father's name was Lin Guliang, and he was a high school teacher, but he never imagined that such a very dignified teacher in front of his students would be obedient in front of his mother!
Just when Lin Yingyan was stunned, his mother's voice came from the dining room
"Husband, are you back? Come over for dinner, Xiaoyan Xiaoli, you guys come over for dinner too"
After hearing this, Lin Li bounced up from the sofa, smiled at her father who had just entered the living room, and left, leaving only Father Lin and Lin Yingyan stunned.
The two fathers and sons glanced at each other, and Father Lin said to Lin Yingyan with a smile
"Yingyan, it's almost time for the college entrance examination, you have to hurry up when you study, let's go, let's eat." ”
After speaking, he also walked to the dining room, Lin Yingyan looked at them speechlessly, and silently followed their pace.