Chapter 130 [The Conspiracy of the Wu Father and Son]
"Yingying, did this kid crash your car like this!" Wu Yingying's father yelled at me angrily.
"This ......" Wu Yingying looked at her father like this, and she really didn't know how to answer. If you say yes, my father's violent temper must have scolded him indiscriminately;
"Yingying, why don't you say it! Is this kid threatening you! It's okay, Dad is here, I'll stand up for you!" Father Wu saw Wu Yingying squirming and didn't speak, thinking that I had done something to intimidate her.
"Dad, in fact, I don't blame him for this matter, we are both responsible!" Wu Yingying saw that her father was unrelenting, so she had to explain.
"Don't blame him?!Your car is about to be hit and scrapped, and you still don't blame him? Do you want to blame him when he hits you to death?" Father Wu said with wide eyes.
"Damn, dead old man, can you say a few words! You drank too much, curse the eldest sister to death here!" The person behind Father Wu also came over at this time and said with a big grin.
"Ahem...... cough ......" Father Wu coughed twice and stopped talking.
"Wu Tian, why are you here! This is ......" What surprised me was that the person who followed after Wu's father was the dead fat man Wu Tian!
"Big brother, did you reimburse my sister's car for the crash?" Wu Fatzi was also surprised when he saw that it was me.
"Isn't it! Fortunately, your sister and her are fine!" I can't help but sigh, this world is simply too small! But looking at Wu Fatzi, who is so big and three thick, how can there be such a petite and delicate sister?
"I said, big brother, isn't it enough for you to have two wives?!Why do you still attack my sister!" Wu Fat said with a sneer.
"Attack your sister?!" "No, I just had a bit of a lewd idea and you found out!
"Damn, you're still lying to me. My old man's eyes are not good, so I can't see it, but I can really see it, you just held my sister's hand!" Wu Fat said with a smile.
“…… , her hand is broken, I'll see if it's good...... "I obviously lack confidence, because I don't even believe in this explanation."
"Big brother, I have nothing to say if you want to mess with my sister, but I'm afraid that Zhao Yanyan will be wronged in the future!" Wu Fatzi said with a bitter face.
"What do you mean by that?" I asked, puzzled. What does this have to do with Zhao Yanyan?
"My sister is amazing, she is usually rude and unreasonable at home, and when the time comes, if you really go back to her, your two wives can't do her!" Wu Fatzi slanted Wu Yingying's direction with his eyes, and found that she didn't pay attention to this, so he whispered to me.
Awesome, rude, unreasonable, why didn't I see it? The shy little girl at the Imperial Seafood cashier appeared in front of my eyes, and the coquettishness of the little woman just now, how could it not be related to those words.
"Don't think about it, how can I be so old with your sister. I said.
Father Wu looked at me and Wu Tian talking and laughing like old friends, and asked strangely, "You know each other?"
"Ahem, don't you know, do you know who he is?" asked Fat Wu with a smile.
"Who?" Father Wu asked strangely. In his impression, Wu Fatzi didn't have a friend like me.
"The last time you asked me to fly all over the mountains was the person you were looking for!" said Fat Wu, pointing at me.
"Oh?!Are you the Liu Lei that Zhao Lao said?" Father Wu looked at me in surprise and said, "You don't seem to be too old, right?"
"Huh. Yes, I and Wu Fat...... It's a big day!" I said. I almost called Wu Fat just now.
But Father Wu's next sentence shocked me inexplicably!
"Dead fat man! Since you all know each other, let's settle this matter privately!" Father Wu actually called his son "dead fat man," while Fat Wu called Father Wu "dead old man"! This is the weirdest father and son I have ever seen!
"Dad, forget about this matter, don't blame Liu Lei, my daughter also has part of the responsibility......" Wu Yingying said shyly.
"What!?" Wu Yingying's two sentences almost didn't make Father Wu fall off his big teeth. When I first arrived here, I felt that my daughter was wrong, and my usual style was like two people, and I thought she was coerced by others. Now that the perpetrator is so familiar with his son, there is absolutely no such thing as coercion, why is his daughter still so submissive?
"Yingying, are you not sick, did you touch your head when you crashed just now?" Father Wu asked nervously.
"Dad~!What are you going to do!Everyone has told you it's okay......" Wu Yingying was coquettish.
This was the first time in his life that he saw his sister coquettish, and he quickly pinched his thigh to see if he was dreaming.
I was baffled by the actions of Wu Fatzi's father and son: "Fatty Wu, what kind of expression do you have? Could it be that in your eyes, I must be the mastermind?"
"It's not...... Big brother, you misunderstood, I didn't mean that, I just wondered what my sister was doing today! If it weren't for the fact that she looked exactly the same, I would almost think that the person in front of me was not my sister!"
"Die, fat, son, what are you talking about!" Wu Yingying suddenly said angrily to Wu Fatzi.
As soon as Fat Wu heard this voice, his whole body immediately straightened, and he said cautiously: "Sister...... I...... Do not say. ”
Of course I didn't see Wu Yingying's expression, because I was facing away from her at this time, and I wondered why Wu Fatzi stopped immediately. When I turned around, Wu Yingying returned to the form of a little woman who fascinated all beings, and looked at me movingly.
I felt a chill in my heart...... This gaze, this Wu Yingying shouldn't be a nymphomaniac!
Only Wu Fatzi patted his chest, panted and said, "Huh, this is my sister!"
"Dad~!, you don't care about this matter, Liu Lei has promised me to buy me a new sports car!" Wu Yingying said happily to Wu's father.
When did I say yes! Isn't this something out of nowhere? What's wrong with this person? He just said he didn't blame me, and he asked me to buy her a sports car for a while?!
"Yes!" Father Wu looked at me in surprise.
At this time, I had to smile bitterly. If I deny it, it will show that I am too stingy. I didn't really care about the money, but the point was when did I promise to buy her a sports car?
Wu Yingying also saw my strange expression at this time, and said with a pout: "Liu Lei, you promised me to pay me a car on the way to the hospital just now!"
When I thought about it, that's true, but I didn't say it was a sports car!
"You promised me, you said you would buy me whatever car I wanted!" Wu Yingying said slyly.
Damn, tnnd! I just remembered her seemingly unintentional sentence, dare to love me is an old fox in my thirties, and I actually let a ten-year-old girl calculate!
At this point, I had to nod against my will and said, "Yes, let's go to the car market together when we find a time." ”
At this time, Wu Fatzi's father and son both had their own thoughts, Wu's father looked at me strangely, and saw that I was wearing ordinary clothes, although they were also some brand goods, but the price was not expensive. In addition, I drove a very ordinary domestic Jetta, how do I look like a rich man. Although Zhao Limin told him that this person was very important when he asked him to find someone, he didn't tell him anything else about me. So according to Father Wu's judgment, I do have some money, but I don't look like I'm rich. A sports car has to be more than a million to say the least, how can it be given to someone else?
And Wu Fatzi is even more strange, looking at his sister like this, he obviously forced Liu Lei to buy her a sports car. But what is she doing this for? How many sons of wealthy businessmen in Xinjiang City have not hesitated to spend a lot of money in order to win their sister's smile. There are good cars delivered to the door, and it can be said that as long as my sister opens her mouth, she can open an auto show at the door of her house. But her sister used the money from her part-time job to buy an Alto car, and within two days of driving, she was reimbursed by Liu Lei. Could it really be that he should be compensated? But it doesn't seem like this, and there are more elements of coquettish and scoundrels. Wu Fatzi really couldn't figure it out.
"Okay, that's what you said! Don't go back! You have to accompany me to buy a car that I am satisfied with!" Wu Yingying said while the iron was hot.
"Okay, I should do the same!" I didn't know what to say to her. I didn't even dare to talk more, for fear that she would be calculated again when I opened my mouth. As everyone knows, I have now been calculated by her again, and I have to face this fact painfully in a few days.
"That'...... Pull the hook!" Wu Yingying was afraid that I would regret it, so she stretched out her little finger in front of me and said with a smile.
"Hey!" I reluctantly stretched out my finger and hooked it with her, I was really defeated by her.
At this time, Father Wu was pulling Fat Wu to a no-man's corner, and was talking quietly.
"Dead fatty, did you say that person was your sister just now? Father Wu rubbed his eyes and said.
"Damn, dead old man. I really don't understand how you became a leader with your eyes, and if you go to the battlefield, don't beat your own people to death!" Wu Fat said disdainfully.
"You dead fat man, Lao Tzu has told you many times that the leader is responsible for commanding and commanding the overall situation. It doesn't matter if my eyes are good or not, just my brain. Father Wu gave the back of the fat man's head for a moment.
"Dead old man, are you jealous that I'm smarter than you, sooner or later I'm going to make you stupid!" said Wu Fatzi reluctantly.
"Wait! I digress, let's two of them!" Father Wu said, "Why do you say your sister is so feminine today?"
"Damn, how do I know your own daughter!" Wu Fatzi was still dissatisfied with Wu's father's violent behavior just now: "But then again, my sister seems to be like that only in front of Liu Lei." ”
"Yes! It makes sense! I can see it, do you say Yingying likes that Liu Lei?" said Father Wu suddenly realized.
"When you say that, it seems that this is really possible!" Wu Fatzi also said.
"I rely on his uncle, then this is really a good thing, I can marry your sister early, and I can live a few more years with this old life." Father Wu said happily.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Wu Fatzi also said happily. Although his sister looks very woman, her surname is not like a woman at all, and she and her father are usually calculated by her if they are not careful at home, so that he and his father are usually worried at home.
"But this Liu Lei seems to have two girlfriends!" Wu Fatzi said embarrassedly.
"Is that better, since there are two of them, and Yingying is not worse than this one, I'll go talk to Liu Lei, let him do well and bring Yingying back! I think he's not bad for this one, our Yingying is also a dragon and phoenix among people, is it just this surname...... But this can be ignored. In the end, he still took advantage!" "Father Wu was like grabbing a life-saving straw, and he was willing to let it go easily. There are a lot of rich sons who usually come to propose to their daughters, and they are also trying their best to match them, but helplessly, their daughters are simply not interested in these people, and they also tease the sons who come to propose to have suffering, and over time, there are fewer and fewer people who dare to come to the door to make times. And Yingying has become a matter of her own. Now there happens to be one who has been sent to the door, and it just so happens that his daughter has no radical actions for the first time, but seems to be very compatible with him. If such a great opportunity is missed, then it is not necessary to wait until the Year of the Monkey.
"That's ......" Wu Fatzi was a little embarrassed in his heart. This old sister is so rude, if she really falls hopelessly in love with Liu Lei and becomes jealous, where is Zhao Yanyan, who has a gentle surname, her opponent! When the time comes, one side is the person she loves deeply, and the other side is her own sister, and she really can't take sides. What's more, if she dares to be partial, the old lady has to tear down her bones. Thinking about the old lady's methods, I feel chills all over my body. Gritting his teeth, loyalty and filial piety cannot be both since ancient times, or for the sake of immediate interests!
"Okay! I agree!" Wu Fatzi said resolutely: "If the old lady really marries, we will both be quiet." ”
"Yes, I finally sent this witch away!" Father Wu said with sincere joy, as if this matter had already been settled.
"Dear Dad~!Who do you say is the witch?" Suddenly, an eerie voice sounded behind the Wu father and son, and the Wu father and son immediately felt a cool air rise from under their feet.
"This ...... Yingying, we ...... We're ......," Wu said.
"We're talking about that novel! online novel, called "Very Pure and Ambiguous"!" Wu Fatzi said in a hurry.
"Yes, yes, my big and small witch, ha...... Yingying, that novel is so good!" Father Wu hurriedly said.
"It's very pure and ambiguous?What is that??," Wu Yingying said strangely.
(To be continued)