1512.Chapter 1512 Damn, Retarded!

Hearing Han Xiaoxiao's words, Su Lin hurriedly explained: "Oh, I didn't mean you! I'm talking about the goddess, it's the goddess's underneath! You just treat the goddess as a beautiful woman you don't know......"

At this time, Sun Guangping also glanced at Han Xiaoxiao, although he felt that she was a little familiar, but he really couldn't remember where he had seen her. Pen & Fun & Pavilion couldn't think of it www.biquge.info Sun Guangping didn't think much about it.

After all, Zhao Rong is a student of Dihai University, so maybe Han Xiaoxiao is too, and it is normal for him to see them in Dihai University.

And Su Lin looked at Sun Guangping and his friends, asked in a professional and conscientious tone that a teacher should have, and said, "Then let me ask you, how many meanings does this sentence express?"

"Oh, there should be a few meanings!" said the man with the handbag, "It renders a bleak atmosphere, hints at the tragic fate of the characters, and at the same time exposes the bleak social environment, laying the groundwork for waiting for you to be beaten." In the end, it is a stark contrast to the now intact you. ”

"Fart!" sissy glanced at the man with disdain, and said: "You think you are taking the college entrance examination, it clearly has two meanings - the first meaning is to say that the goddess is underneath, oh, that is, the noodles made by the goddess are a little salty, as for the other layer - hehe, people are still a baby, I'm really embarrassed to say, anyway, you can think for yourself!"

After speaking, he also threw a wink at Sun Guangping, revealing an expression that you understand, I understand, everyone understands, and Su Lin was extremely disgusted. If he hadn't endured it, he would have passed long ago, and a slap was thrown into his face.

Su Lin looked at the man who was playing with the bracelet with deep meaning, and finally looked at the sissy's body, and then said with a smile: "Your answer is correct!"

"Of course, our brother Guangping often praises me for being smart!" When the sissy heard Su Lin's words, she couldn't help but show a smug look on her face, and she couldn't help but look at Sun Guangping's gaze more eagerly.

Su Lin felt a chill in his heart, but he continued to smile and said, "This sissy - oh, no, it should be that this classmate answered very correctly." The goddess is a little salty underneath, and if this sentence is taken literally, it does have two meanings. We can simply misunderstand that he is commenting on the fact that the noodles under the goddess are salted too much, so they taste a little salty. At the same time, we can also associate it in another way in a very unhealthy way. So, it depends on the relationship between the obedient person and the speaker one. If the obedient person and the speaker are ordinary friends, it is the evaluation of noodles, even if the obedient person is very dissatisfied with this sentence, but because there is another layer of meaning to cover up, it will make people feel harmless......"

However, if the relationship between two people is an ambiguous object or a couple, then it can be extended in another direction, after all, people are emotional animals. Such words with sexual interest not only improve the interest of the interaction between the two, but also increase the interest - lust but not filth, fun but not lewd, romantic but not obscene, this is the charm of our Chinese language with multiple meanings. And don't you know that the evaluation of whether a man is attractive or not is not based on whether he has the courage to tell colored jokes in front of others, but because when he tells a yellow joke, everyone thinks he is funny and substantial, and everyone likes him very much, not that he is a big fool!"

Speaking of this, Su Lin couldn't help pausing slightly, and then his eyes fell on Sun Guangping's body, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, revealing a mocking smile, and continued: "As the saying goes, give seven points and leave three points for self-protection." And you, as for you, do your best as soon as you make a move. At the beginning, you get straight to the point, and when you come in, you say that you want to eat underneath the goddess. What kind of act is this? This is an act of death, which directly blocks all the ways of retreat. Naked, undisguised lust and shamelessness and restless lust in the body. Of course, there are many disadvantages to this kind of language......"

"First, it proves that you are indeed an out-and-out scoundrel. Second, it proves that you are a scoundrel with no culture and no quality. Thirdly, and most importantly, you can't catch up with a girl like you. Because a girl will never be able to go to a bar with such an uneducated and unqualified hooligan. Oh, I'm talking about good girls. If you throw out a million, there will still be a lot of bad women who are willing to become casual and not human for money, although she will scold you for being stupid in her heart, but her face will still be for you, oh no, a beautiful smile for your money......"

“……”

The scene became very quiet, and everyone looked at Su Lin with wide eyes, as if they were looking at a primitive person from a primitive society.

"This stupid guy doesn't want to live, does he? Damn, he's mentally retarded!" Sun Guangping's friends thought so in their hearts.

"Damn, this guy must be mentally retarded!" Sun Guangping thought in his heart.

"Wow, uncle is so interesting, so connotative, so good-quality, so handsome, so good, so powerful, I want to give birth to my uncle......" Han Xiaoxiao had a hint of blush on her face, and her eyes stared at Su Lin without blinking, if it weren't for the inappropriate occasion now, she would have jumped up and hugged Su Lin.

"Brother Xiaolin......" Zhao Rong was a little worried, when he was in school, he had heard Sun Guangping's name, and he also knew that he was from Kyoto, and he had a good background. Although she knew that Su Lin was not simple, she was still faintly worried in her heart, she was afraid that Sun Guangping was very powerful in Kyoto, after all, Kyoto was at the feet of the Son of Heaven, far from being comparable to Dihai City.

"Brother Guangping-!" the sissy saw Sun Guangping stunned and motionless, and she couldn't help but feel anxious, and reminded her loudly.

"You can scold whatever you want, and the brothers will help you whatever you want, who doesn't help, see if people are not in a hurry with him, don't suffocate yourself, it's not worth it!"

To be honest, this Sun Guangping was indeed about to be suffocated by Su Lin's words.

He's angry, he's angry, he's embarrassed.

It took him a lot of effort to say something that sounded funny and humorous, the purpose was to leave a deep impression on Zhao Rong, he had been thinking about the first line of the meeting today for a long time on the way here, and even the tone and expression had been rehearsed in his mind for a long time, how could he be criticized as worthless by this kid?