For Lin Bai, meeting his cousin was definitely an accident.

Yanjing is so big, he is ready to stay in Qin Ziruo's house for this time and not go anywhere, so he can still meet acquaintances, he can only say that this is fate!

didn't play any tricks to park the elevator on other floors, the Lin family really wanted to know where he lived, this little cleverness was useless.

After opening the door and entering the house to change his slippers, Lin Bai carried the shopping bag into the kitchen and began to process the ingredients.

It was still early for dinner or something, but he hadn't forgotten that he was still hungry.

It's better to be a dog, you don't have to cook by yourself when you're hungry, you have ready-made dog food to eat, and you can eat on your stomach to raise fat.

A simple omelet, served with pickles in the refrigerator, is also delicious.

Lin Bai, who was full of his stomach, was finally in the mood to do something serious, took out his laptop and put it on the dining table, drank Coke without a sip, and clicked on the chat tool of the film icon to look at it.

It's nearly one o'clock in the afternoon here in China, and it should be midnight on the American side, but the chat tool is not silent at all, and it is lively.

I'm Iron Man: I've been bored lately, @导演组, when will I start a new show?

Foot Picking Goddess Juliet: You are satisfied, you have your role in the last play, I haven't had a chance to perform for half a year, I asked the screenwriter why the guy didn't consider me for a role, guess what he said, he said that the old lady's breasts are too big to make people play! I will show him the size! curse his future wife with a flat chest like a man!

Lin Bai sweated silently, and when he thought about it, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he was sure that someone was a little smaller, but definitely not like a man.

Wait a minute, aren't you going to get divorced?

Silent screenshot, such a vicious curse, don't think about it, the heroine of the next play is you, if you don't let you run with the ball for 50,000 meters, I won't be surnamed Lin!

It's Valentine's Day every day: you curse the screenwriter so much, aren't you afraid that he will be diving and watching?

Juliet, the goddess of picking feet: Didn't he go to Huaxia?

It's Valentine's Day every day: can't China go online?

Juliet, the goddess of foot picking: ......

It's Valentine's Day every day: wait, I'll take a look at the background data first!

It's Valentine's Day every day, and it's offline.

Juliet, the goddess of foot picking: Do you want to go offline to see the data?

I'm Iron Man offline.

Your name is Iron Man, I'm Captain America, and I'm offline.

Hurry up and use Sister Shuang's stick is offline.

There are also minors in the group who have changed their names, please be cautious that they have gone offline.

……

In the blink of an eye, the chatbot man who was still in full swing just now went to the empty building, running cleaner than the antelope that listened to the gunshot.

Juliet, the goddess of foot picking: ????

Well, there is also an IQ arrears, which vividly explains what it means to be big-chested and brainless.

Lin Bai ignored her, opened his mailbox and downloaded a few documents, and was about to close the chat tool when a private chat dialog box popped up.

Grumpy K: In?

Lin Bai thought for a moment and replied with two words: not there.

Then he turned off the chat.

After flipping through the documents, it was past four o'clock, and it was time to prepare the ingredients.

Lin Bai first peeled and diced a radish, sprinkled it with salt, thought about Liu Zhengshi's taste, and then cut some green onion leaves and threw it in.

One dish is done.

I don't know what Liu Zhengshi's expression will be when he sees Lin Bai entertaining him with this kind of dish.

The preparation of other dishes is not complicated, all kinds of vegetables are shredded and diced, only tofu has one more step, after dicing, after the oil, and finally with a variety of seasonings to mix a few small bowls of different colors of sauce, the preparation is completed.

Lin Bai scratched his head and thought for a long time, then he remembered that he hadn't cooked rice.

As soon as he finished scooping the rice, he heard a knock on the door, and Lin Bai only had time to turn around, when he saw a figure rushing into the bedroom like a wind, and then the bedroom door slammed shut.

Damn! This chick has learned to attack suddenly!

But it doesn't matter, the road is one foot high, the magic is one foot high, come on, let you see Uncle Lin's means.

Lin Bai dried his hands, walked to the decorative wine cabinet, reached out and touched the gap between the back of the cabinet and the wall, and actually took out a key, then walked to the bedroom door, inserted the key, twisted, clicked, and the door opened.

If Qin Ziruo saw this scene, he knelt down to Lin Bai 100%, this brother, how did you know that the bedroom key was here? She had been looking for this thing for a long time, if she had known that she was here, she wouldn't have had to shoot the door for so long this morning, her palms were swollen, okay?

But at this moment, Lin Bai's heart was also broken, as soon as the key was twisted, he knew that this door was not locked at all, so wouldn't it be a waste of his feelings to look for the key so handsomely?

Then again, could this be the legendary Rumen?

Carefully probed in, there was no imaginary long-range attack, and there was no bloody change of clothes, just watch the little one lying on the bed from a distance, burying his face in the pillow.

Little girl, there is still uncle's saliva on the pillow towel...... Lin Bai hesitated for a moment, but he didn't say this sentence in his heart.

The situation is obviously not right, this morning Qin Ziruo's tired appearance and spirit to confront him-for-tat, why did he wilt like this after half a day?

Although doing something disgusting to her in this mental state would definitely get twice the result with half the effort, but seeing Qin Ziruo's appearance that I was already dead and don't bother me, Lin Bai hesitated for a moment, but still gave up falling into the well.

It's still the same sentence, one night husband and wife hundred days, no matter what, except for the back pain that night, the memories are still very good.

Pushing the door open, Lin Bai didn't go in directly, stood at the door and knocked on the door three times.

The figure lying on the bed froze for a moment, and Qin Ziruo's muffled voice came from the pillow: "Please let me be quiet for a while, okay?"

"Not good!" Lin Bai refused to call this a simple one, and entered the bedroom as he spoke, and sat on the bed.

Sensing his approach, Qin Ziruo's whole person panicked, and he wanted to crawl away with his legs.

Obviously, this chick seriously underestimated the allure of her buttocks, and looking at the roundness that was close at hand, Lin Bai really couldn't help it......

The whole bedroom was instantly silent.

"Bastard, you dare to spank me!" Qin Ziruo grabbed the pillow and jumped up, splitting his head and covering his face.

Lin Bai was embarrassed to block left and right, but he was still smashed twice, and what was even more tragic was that the pillow leaked out of nowhere, and the goose feathers flew all over the sky, sticking to him.

"That's enough!" slapped it on the face again, Lin Bai was also angry, and snatched the pillow over.

Then he finally understood why Qin Ziruo was going to crawl away on his stomach just now.

This chick is secretly crying there!

Cry and cry, cry with low appearance in these years, cry a handful of snot and tears, and cry with high appearance is called pear blossom with rain.

The problem is that Qin Ziruo still has makeup on his face, and his tears are flushed and rubbed on the pillow again, so confused that he can't look at it.

Lin Bai could see it very clearly from this angle, the little face was like a cat, the false eyelashes on the right eye had fallen off, at least half of the lip gloss on the lips had been smeared on the pillow, and the other half had not been wasted, and a graffiti was drawn on the corner of the mouth.

Fans, come and see! Are you embarrassed to blow this car accident scene-like face with a beautifying effect?

Lin Bai swore that he must not be smiling, but women's sensitivity is sometimes completely unscientific, anyway, Qin Ziruo somehow saw that he was laughing at himself in his heart, covered his face and squatted down and cried.

"You're all just going to bully me!Why am I so good at bullying?!"

Listening to Qin Ziruo's crying, Lin Bai was speechless, who bullied you? Haven't I done anything? Or if you lie down, I'll bully you?

Of course, I can only say this from the bottom of my heart, and if I really want to make this request, it is estimated that I will die!

Lin Bai sighed, stretched out his hand, and hugged the crying Qin Ziruo in his arms, Qin Ziruo struggled for a while and gave up resistance, leaning his head on Lin Bai's shoulder and crying bitterly.

Lin Bai stroked Qin Ziruo's hair, but his eyes were a little cold, no matter what, this chick is now nominally his wife, and being bullied like this, it seems unreasonable not to do something.

Suddenly, his eyes froze, and his hands clasped Qin Ziruo's shoulders.

"It hurts, it hurts, you loosen your mouth, you belong to a dog, why do you bite people at every turn?"

Qin Ziruo didn't pay attention to Lin Bai, people were busy, she put her arms around Lin Bai's neck with both hands, not letting him push herself out, but unfortunately girls don't have as much strength as men, but she also has a way, her legs kneeling on Lin Bai's legs stretched forward and wrapped them directly around his waist, and Lin Bai couldn't push her away when she was tired.

Lin Bai felt that he was really a dog, no, this seemed to be scolding Qin Ziruo for being a dog, and it was not right, wasn't she a dog always biting herself?

Little girl, do you really think that I can't help it if you are like this, right? Lin Bai stood up with Qin Ziruo, who was hanging on him like a koala, turned around and pressed down on the bed.

To be honest, Lin Bai is a relatively standard figure among otaku, fat is a little fat, but definitely not fat.

But he can't stand his height, a big man of 1.83 meters, a burly figure of a northerner, and his weight is 160 pounds.

This weight smashed on Qin Ziruo's small body, and it is no exaggeration to say that Lin Bai could feel a breath coming out of her nose!

But even so, this chick still didn't let go, but bit harder, and Lin Bai felt that the piece of meat was going to be bitten off by her.

Lin Bai is also angry, you don't let go of your mouth, do you? I see how long you can bite?!

He's decided to make a big move!

The hands that grabbed Qin Ziruo's shoulders slid down his body, grabbed the waistband of his trousers, and groped for the metal button.

That's right, pick up your pants! Lin Bai didn't believe that there was a girl who didn't open her mouth to beg for mercy in the face of this trick!

But today he encountered such a strange thing, Qin Ziruo just didn't let go of his mouth, his hands let go of his neck to resist Lin Bai's attack, but his legs were coiled tighter, the lower bodies of the two were tightly together, and Lin Bai's hands couldn't reach in to find the buckle.

But chick, do you know that it's easy to get off the hook?!

Lin Bai's breathing was rough, and his shoulder didn't feel any pain, nonsense, the feeling and blood were concentrated below, who cares if he bites or not?

Grabbing Qin Ziruo's hands above his head and holding them down with one hand, Lin Bai took a deep breath, and with the space left by the shrinking abdomen, he reached down and touched the buckle, and was just about to untie it, when the doorbell rang......

The bell rang......

Ringing......

Finish......