"Well, why hasn't Xi'er come yet, doesn't she like to listen to dramas the most?"

Tang Bao frowned and temporarily stopped harassing his 'good brother'.

"Well, back to the second master, Xi'er said that she was not very comfortable, so she didn't come to join in the fun. ”

"Uncomfortable, this little girl, hehe" Tang Bao looked at Zhou Yi with the excerpt and said with a smile: "Okay"

"Brother Bao, you still call me Brother Zhou, good brother, I sound awkward. "Zhou Yi is really cold, and he can't listen to it anymore.

"Hehe, okay then, Brother Zhou, you are my most honored guest today, you can make some play. ”

Tang Bao smiled and stuffed the excerpt into Zhou Yi's hand, he looked as enthusiastic as fire, but he was extremely handsome, so that Zhou Yi couldn't bear to refuse.

"I'll order it, I'll order it"

Zhou Yi has now also touched the temperament of this second master, if he rejects his 'kindness', he may not be able to make some trouble, so he doesn't talk nonsense and takes over the play.

I think when he was a graduate student, Zhou Yi also listened to Kunqu Opera for a few days, and since the ninth level of 'Qin Art' was successful, he has a deeper understanding of Kunqu Opera, which is known as Yangchun Baixue, so he is not afraid of showing his clumsiness.

"I'll order "Tiger Bag Bomb" for the first fold, and "Sifan" for the second fold"

Zhou Yi smiled and handed the excerpt back to Tang Baodao: "It's not more than three things, of course, this third fold is Brother Bao'er, you have it." ”

He is now called Brother Bao, and he is also called smoothly, and he can hear Liu Ke and they are all secretly smacking their tongues, and they say that Brother Zhou is a capable person who can do anything, not only eating beautiful women, but also handsome men, which is very powerful; When Yang Cai rescued Zhou Yi in a helicopter, Zhang Zhao also faintly heard Zhu Xiaohua say that a friend of a friend is a friend, and now the relationship between Zhu Xiaohua and Zhang Zhao is not bad.

"Good brother, you are really an expert!"

Tang Bao was excited, and sprinkled Jiao again: """Tiger Bag Bomb" is a must-order at the beginning, but this "Sifan" is wonderful, croaking, and "Tiger Bag Bomb", the former is Lu Zhi drunk and hitting the mountain gate, breaking the rules of the world; the latter is the monk nun Sifan going down the mountain, breaking all barriers, and the connection is good, the reception is too good! I know that Brother Zhou is also a restless person."

Zhou Yi rolled his eyes when he heard this, and said in his heart that your imagination is too rich, and you should write a novel. Our family is chaotic, why is it related to Anfen restless?

"Sixth, the third fold is "Dream in the Garden", and the fourth fold is "Listening to the Piano at Night". Tell Yu Linglong that the second master has a distinguished guest today, let her sell her strength"

"Yes. The sixth man hurried away with the fold, and Tang Bao said to Zhou Yi with a smile: "Brother Zhou, do you think my two points are good?"

"Yes, very. It's not in a dream** or a child's infatuation, but fortunately there are no children here."

Zhou Yixin said that you are a real teacher.

"This is called art, spring and snow! Brother Zhou, you are also an expert, you can't say that. ”

Tang Bao's cheeks puffed, and he was still angry

"Yes, yes, yes, they have all risen to the level of art, high-end, high-end. ”

What else can Zhou Yi say? This is the case these days, as long as you are lifted up, and you preach the fat buttocks and fat breasts, you have revolutionary ~ fateful feelings; if you are trampled underfoot, even if you sing praises of virtue, some people will say that you are a Spring and Autumn penmanship with a bad heart, and there is no reason to talk about it!

The sound of gongs, drums and strings sounded, the figures on the stage flashed, and the big play began.

"Tiger Bag Bomb" is also called drunk hitting the mountain gate, the first half of the play is based on the water margin, wonderful, Liangshan first seems to be a thick and thin Lu Ti Shi incarnated as a great monk, drunk hitting the mountain gate and kicking over the Buddha statue, very happy; the second half is an adapted literary drama, too sad, so the first half of the play is generally the first half of the martial arts.

Kunqu Opera's drunken beating of the mountain gate is a martial arts, on martial arts, Lu Zhishen in front of the mountain gate drunken imitation of the eighteen Arhats sitting and sleeping, the difficulty is higher than rhythmic gymnastics, there is no more than ten years of kung fu on the body, that is not to think about it;

However, this play is wonderful, but there is no Yu Linglong, which is really a fly in the ointment. The big monk on the stage probably also saw that he was not very popular, and after singing half a fold, he touched his head and shouted: "Wow, the land of China is full of spring, everyone loves female dolls, I'm bald, I'd better go down."

After saying that, he turned into the backstage, but laughed at everyone in the audience. Even the second master of Bao was overjoyed, and said vigorously: "This bald donkey is interesting! Sixth, reward him with 100,000 yuan, tell him to change his career to cross talk next time, and I will praise him for the second master!"

"It's Second Master, I'll go now. "The sixth child also had fun, and went down the 'mountain' in a circle

The second is 'Sifan', which is based on the Qing people's novel "The Flower of the Sea of Evil", which is about the little nun who refuses to sleep with the light and feels that she has failed the beautiful boy. So who is this beautiful boy? Actually, he is a bald little monk.

This play is even more interesting, the monk and nun sing a duet affectionately, and they want to escape down the mountain to be husband and wife. Seeing that although the actor who was a monk had changed his makeup, he could look at his eyebrows and eyes, but it was clear that he was still Lu Tishi, but in the last play, he was majestic and seemed to be a god-killing star, but this time he was all merry at the corners of his eyebrows and eyes, and the provocative little nun had spring in his eyebrows and eyes, and his figure became more and more exquisite.

"Uncle, why isn't it jade Linglong?"

Bao Erye saw that the little nun was Yu Linglong's junior sister, and he was a little unhappy: "This play was ordered by Brother Zhou, what does Yu Linglong mean?

The sixth steward hurriedly said: "Don't blame the second master. Miss Yu said that "Dream" and "Listening to the Qin" are both kung fu plays, and she has to go all out, so this Sifan let the junior sister go"

"Hmph, it's just her excuse, Yu Linglong's current shelf is too big. Tang Bao snorted: "Tell her that after the performance and listening to the piano, come over and toast Brother Zhou to make amends!"

At this moment, the audience laughed, it turned out that the little nun Zhao Sekong sang 'I wish to give birth to a child, but I don't want to be happy and annoy me', and then threw a wink, stepping on the spring breeze and stepping off the stage;

I have to say that Zhou Yi and Bao Erye are good at playing, a 'Sifan' evokes the inexplicable ** of these people, and the next dream is the meat mouth in the Yaqu, and it is the stunner of Yu Linglong to sing;

"It turns out that the purple and red are all over the place, and they are all paid for the broken wells and ruins. The beautiful scenery of the good day is the day, whose yard is the pleasure?"

With a burst of pleasant music, the long-awaited jade Linglong appeared, and the opening singing attracted thunderous applause, Miss Qianjin is about to show infinite style, regardless of being a gentleman ~ Gentlemen, who can not be tempted?

"No wonder this jade Linglong can be red, this singing, this figure, this line, all of which can hook people's souls, understand and listen to plays, and don't understand people, they all have fun."

After only glancing at this famous Kunqu opera singer, Zhou Yi nodded secretly. Sure enough, success is not accidental, just look at the few steps of Yu Linglong's appearance, the junior sister who sang "Sifan" was compared to life, if she is a green pear, then Yu Linglong is a ripe red apple, how can this be compared?

This paragraph of "Dream in the Garden" is very commotional, saying that Mr. Teaching accidentally taught the sentence 'Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the River Island; My Fair Lady, the gentleman is good', so the daughter Miss Du Liniang was inexplicably sad, and said that I am also very beautiful, why don't you see the gentleman come to me?

Then this Bai Fumei went to the back garden to play, originally wanted to relieve her depressed mood, but when she saw the beautiful scenery of spring, she was depressed again, "Oh, a beauty like me, isn't it the same as this spring?"

So Bai Fumei returned home and had a spring~ dream, dreaming that with a poor **silk scholar surnamed Liu, it was cloudy, cloudy and cloudy, and there was a ** feeling. In short, Bai Fumei woke up early in the morning and found that she had become a 'poet'.

Yu Linglong is wearing a tender yellow spring shirt, the material is thin and transparent, transparent and clear, and a body like snow and jade is faintly revealed, only to see a pair of thighs mixed round, calves straight, stepping on the spring breeze, like a flower swaying willows, beautiful eyes half open and half closed as in a dream, and the mouth whispered: "He swallowed with pleasure and whined on our fragrant shoulders." I can also take it slowly, and do what I want. I can also take it slowly, and I will be worried about a red shadow that scatters flowers, and I dare to be our dream soul in the next half of the day, and I dare to be a dream, and the falling leaves are frightening.

If you don't have a little bit of ancient literary skills, you really can't hear those places that violate the 'spiritual civilization construction'.

You see, that Lang Jun got up, whimpered and leaned on my fragrant shoulder like a coquette, but I wanted to refuse and welcome, deliberately teasing this poor ** silk omitted 3,000 words here, and directly entered the high ~ tide. How do you say it**, what is the red shadow of that flowery heart? It is the heart of Bai Fumei, who has been hung for a long time, to put it bluntly, that is, you are good or bad, it makes people want to be immortal~ Death, the heart is flying, all lost and then omitted 3,000 words, Bai Fumei woke up happily, but still refused to believe that it was a beautiful dream just now, walking around the house, walking around the house, looking for 'falling red'!

At this point, the spirit of criticism has appeared, this is all feudal etiquette and religion that kills individuals, making Sister Du a good white rich and beautiful, everyone is beautiful, but she has to find ~ joy in her dreams, you should criticize, right?

If an ordinary actor performs this scene, it just makes people smile. But the jade is different, singing to the xing, the willow waist is lightly folded, ** slowly falling, the pink face is red, the crisp chest is rising, and suddenly the little feet are raised, and the two flower shoes are kicked out, revealing a pair of white as snow, moist as jade, the toes are slightly bent, and the jade root is tight 32 yards of small feet, take a step by step, and occasionally expose the soles of the feet, which are really a little more delicate than the tender tofu that has just come out of the pot, and countless male and female magnates in the audience feel a little short of breath, and they have some hot exhalation in their hearts, and they roar in their hearts:" Nima, this stunner is much more tempting than Teacher Cang, Second Master Bao, you always have eyesight!"

This is the dream of visiting the garden, which can rely on an actor and a few singing lyrics to bring all the audience into the mesmerizing and Wushan-like artistic conception;

The worst thing is Yu Linglong, who aroused the interest of all the well-dressed beasts, but stepped on the spring breeze and twisted his small waist to get off the stage. At this moment, the little monk of "Drunken Hitting the Mountain Gate" Lu Tizhi and "Sifan" came out again, picked up the pair of flower shoes of Yu Linglong, and read white: "Wow, Miss's heart has been lost, dare not lose this embroidered shoe?"

"Taitaitai"

He also went down. The audience in the audience, together with Bao Erye, was stunned, and they all scolded in their hearts: "Nima!

"Good brother"

Tang Bao only felt that his heart was hot, and he couldn't help but grab Zhou Yi's hand, and said with itchy teeth: "You see if this Jade Linglong is a little goblin, it's all because I didn't clean her up properly." ”

This is also an emotional thing to watch the play, and he accidentally said what was in his heart.

"Oh, then why didn't you clean her up?"

Zhou Yi gently removed his hand and asked with a smile, his eyes full of words.

"Well, let's continue to watch the play, Brother Zhou, the later "West Chamber* Listening to the Qin" is more exciting and exciting"

Zhou Yi smiled secretly in his heart, and said in his heart that you still want to hide that little 'thing' from me? But it's okay, your power is too great, if it weren't for such a little problem, I don't know how many big girls would 'walk around and fall red'? So you can keep this little problem as a thought

After a break of more than ten minutes, the gong was opened again on the stage, which is also the last big drama of today, Yu Linglong sang passionately, and the sons and grandsons of the audience treated each other with their necks;

Why is this "The Legend of the West Chamber" able to beat "The Peony Pavilion" and "Peach Blossom Fan", be introduced by various dramas, and sing for a hundred years? It is because it has pinned the dreams of countless otaku, how cool it is to break the feudal shackles and get rid of the goddess? Of course, the rotten girls can also find the cool point from it, but they are replaced by the goddess who has been done, and they are thinking of the white-faced little scholar, and they have entered the state of 'frightening dreams'

Everyone is cool, it is really cool!

This play is very interesting, there are pretending to be compared, there is a slap in the face, and the ending is a happy ending, but the most exciting part is still two places to listen to the piano: one is that after Zhang Sheng rescued Yingying in the Pufu Temple, Mrs. Cui played a scoundrel, insisting that Yingying already had a family, and Shengsheng turned a pair of lovers into brother and sister, and he did it; I am confused, I look forward to you and my good things as complete as the moon every day, I dare not leave you the door, I opened the window, and I have to say that it is the wind, the flowers and plants on the other side of the wall are moving again, it is Bai Fumei's sister, you are here

"Meow"

Poor ** Silk walked over and saw that it was a cat, and her heart was even more depressed. So he played the piano all day long, seeing that sooner or later he would get a serious illness.

Sister Hongniang has actually fallen in love with this scholar for a long time, but she also knows that she is a maid, and she is afraid that she is not worthy of a scholar, so she carried forward the spirit of love to learn from Lei Feng, and told Bai Fumei every day that 'That Zhang Sheng is so pitiful, he plays the piano for you all day long under the West Chamber, you are too ruthless, so you are not afraid that he will become lovesick?'

When Bai Fumei heard that I was really the most moving, Zhang Sheng was obsessed with me, I was too great. So he softened his heart and ran to eavesdrop on Zhang Sheng's playing the piano, and he also met Zhang Sheng, which was the first 'listening to the piano'.

The second is to say that Bai Fumei feels that she is a goddess, so she is so picky about other people's poor **, and when she saw her, she took away the souls of others, but she calmed down, saying all day long Why doesn't this Zhang Sheng study hard, make progress every day, and contribute to the realization of the four modernizations in the future, but he only thinks about me? This is very bad, and it is not liked by the people, and I have to hold it.

But she didn't go to see people anymore, and she ran to the back garden to play the piano by herself, do you say that it is hypocritical or not? The result is of course to attract Zhang Sheng, and the poor ** silk turned over the wall in excitement, Bai Fumei immediately turned her face, saying that you don't abide by etiquette, I won't play with you anymore, 886

How did poor Zhang Sheng know that this was Bai Fumei's trick, so he was sick, and he was about to burp and fart, and the matchmaker was anxious again, so he scolded Cui Yingying, are you going to torture the poor of the dead people to be at ease? Bai Fumei was also anxious when he heard this, why couldn't he help but tease him? No, I have to go, but I can't let him die, what a fun little scholar?

Then she went, and a thousand words were omitted here.

Therefore, the high ~ tide and highlight of this play are in the two places to listen to the piano, and this folding listening to the piano will be reflected, so that the audience will burn in the process of love friction between Bai Fumei and poor ** silk. However, this Cui Yingying is really not as pleasing as the little matchmaker, and even a little annoying, it depends on how Yu Linglong will interpret it.

"Jean Lai"

Tang Bao tilted his head and thought about it, and suddenly said to the sixth steward: "Take my Jiaowei qin." Well, it's the tail piano from the Warring States period!"

"Jiao Weiqin, it's still from the Warring States Period!"

Zhou Yi couldn't help but glance at this baby, and said in his heart, people are playing the piano on stage, what are you coaxing?

(To be continued)