Chapter 9 Why Do Men Laugh?

In fact, Ning Lang often feels that he is old, because of the illusion formed by staying in a state-owned enterprise.

Every day, I heard Zhang Mingyuan and his group of classmates talk about how stressful the work is, how tight the rhythm is, and how many things there are.

He didn't understand.

Going to work is obviously a very relaxing and happy thing, is it much more enjoyable than going to school?

You don't have to worry about being beaten up if you don't do well in the exam, and you can get paid.

Every day in the workshop office, I am responsible for the daily work ledger, and there is nothing else to do.

Living among these colleagues and listening to them chatting, pretending to be coerced, and opening the black, I only feel that the world is incomparably beautiful, and I can't understand the feeling that Zhang Mingyuan said at all.

Hey, I wonder what it's like to be busy.

Ning Lang often thinks this way before devoting himself to the online literature industry.

In this tank of warm water to ensure harvest from drought and flood, it is easy for people to lose their enterprising spirit, excluding those who are born bigwigs, and more people are soaked in warm water and die.

For example, the old fritter Zhao Jiachun.

For example, a few other young colleagues.

Compared with them, Ning Lang will have a heartfelt sense of pride.

He was not satisfied with this kind of life where he could see death at a glance, and every time he saw the old-timers in the office who were about to reach fifty carrying teacups and reading newspapers, he felt like he had a glimpse of his future life.

Of course,At that time, the tool must have been much more advanced,At least it can't be a newspaper.,It has to be Huawei Matt 10000pro or love crazy 10086X or something。

As soon as you close your eyes when you go to work all day, you can swim in the holographic simulation, and when you open your eyes, the day will pass, and you have to get off work.

If you don't open it one day, you'll burp in this life.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, it seems to be quite good and happy.

But in that case, Song Qianwen will definitely be gone.

This is unacceptable to Ning Lang.

So he has to work hard.

Crackling finished what he was doing, and the morning quickly passed by.

At lunchtime, several young people in the office came over and prepared to call Ning Lang together.

The latter was thinking about the important matter of establishing contact with the Three Treasures and embarking on the road to becoming a god in writing, so he had to politely refuse.

He took out a box of instant noodles from the desk drawer with a familiar way, soaked it beautifully and put it next to the mouse, and watched and listened to all directions.

The office is empty, and it is only appropriate to commit a crime at this time.

Decisively turn on the mobile phone hotspot, take out a fingernail-sized wireless network card from your pocket, plug it into the USB socket of the host and start the operation.

Add the three treasures according to the penguin number in the mailbox.

Ning Lang sighed excitedly, rubbed his hands, and looked forward to the moment when his friend passed.

One second, two seconds......

After half an hour, the friend notification bar was unresponsive.

Uh, why do editors take a lunch break?

Ning Lang didn't understand.

This guy was so anxious that he gave birth to the illusion that the editor was not human, and even forgot that he had to take a lunch break at noon every day.

After eating the instant noodles, I kept swiping the screen of my mobile phone, and even flipped out the morning ledger and checked it two or three times.

There was no response.

"Forget it, go back and watch it again. ”

Ning Lang muttered, but after thinking about it, he was off work, and the editor must have been off work too, and if he went back to read it again, he would have to delay for another day.

Time is really valuable, and I can't afford to waste it.

So I decided to use my work time in the afternoon to race against time and commit crimes against the wind.

It's just that the wireless network card definitely won't work.

The target is too big, easy to overturn, if you go to the toilet or something halfway, someone happens to find that your computer can connect to the Internet, this is a big deal.

So only with the help of mobile phones.

Although Ning Lang is more accustomed to using a computer to operate the writer's backstage and type and chat.

But it can't be helped.

Those who become big things must be able to do underground work, according to the words of the unit leaders to educate the employees below, that is, safety first, prevention first, and comprehensive management.

To put it more highly, it is to know how to hide and have a city.

Well, I'm a man with a city.

Ning Lang thought so.

waited until half past three, and the lunch break was more than 90 minutes.

Listening to colleagues chatting and pretending to be forced for a long time, I finally waited for the long-awaited text message.

This made Ning Lang breathe a sigh of relief, but fortunately he came.

If he doesn't come again, he is afraid that he will not be able to help but join it and become a member of the army of glorious braggarts.

"Hello, Sambo Dada. ”

Although he thinks he is talented, in the face of the editor-in-charge, Ning Lang still clamps his tail tightly.

After all, it is necessary to follow others, and people are editors on Q Point Chinese Network, and they must be quite professional in controlling the content of the industry and works, and it is better to be modest.

"Hello, the content of the book is okay, you can sign a contract. ”

Sambo's reply was very fast, and I don't know if it was done temporarily.

"Thank you, thank you Samboda, I will definitely follow you well. Ning Lang hurriedly expressed his loyalty.

He actually wanted to brag even harder, saying that the Three Jewels have great insight and wisdom, and that I have the grace of knowing and encountering.

But after thinking about it, forget it, I'm afraid that if the horse slaps too the horse's leg, it will outweigh the loss.

"You can create a work, send me the link to the book in 6,000 words, and I will sign it. ”

From the content of Sambo's reply, it is not clear whether he is useful.

It's just that Ning Lang asked weakly, "Nei, Sanbao Dada, is there a problem with my book, rhythm and content?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

It took more than an hour and didn't wait for a reply.

Sure enough, after saying the matter, it flashed people, think about it carefully, it is indeed understandable that there are so many authors who face it every day.

After all, you are just a rookie, and there is no obligation to squeeze out precious time to guide you.

Sure enough, the editors of Dianchuang are cold about this rumor, which is true.

Fortunately, I learned about the signing steps and got in touch with the editor, so I can move on to the next step.

Ning Lang took out his mobile phone to open the writer assistant app, and then opened the WPS cloud.

Start creating a ......

Enter the title of the book "Great Craftsman", select the label of the work, fill in the introduction, take out the beginning of the three chapters directly from the WPS cloud and paste it, and then click upload.

The moment the upload is successful, the work will be officially put into the warehouse for review.

This review is not a contract review, but a content review to check whether your book has prohibited sensitive ingredients.

This link was very fast, and I only waited for an hour before I received a notification that the review was passed.

Ning Lang impatiently posted the link to Sanbao, "Baoju, it has reached 6,000 words." ”

He deliberately changed his title to appear more respectful.

"Good. ”

Sambo replied simply.

A few minutes later, I saw a notification coming from the background-

[Hello writer, your work has been reviewed and has met the contract criteria. Please wait for the subsequent system notification for the signing process. Please do not change the title of the book or the author during the contract period. If you need to change the name, please contact your editor-in-charge as soon as possible, and when adding the editor-in-charge QQ, please indicate your book title and author's name.

Dianchuang [Editor]: Three Treasures

Contact QQ: An indescribable string of confidential numbers]

"Cool!"

Ning Lang clenched his fists and shouted in ecstasy.

"What's cool?"

The office man turned his head when he boarded, and his eyes were swaying, "Dushuang is not as good as all shuangshuang, Comrade Xiaoning, if you say that it is cool, it will take thousands of people to stab, haha." ”

As soon as the words ended, the men in the office burst into laughter.

The female colleague looked at the group of old men who suddenly became a pot of porridge with a bewildered face, looking at each other, not knowing what was happening......

As for whether it is true or false, I don't know.