054, Zero sauce and the screaming bugs
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"Speaking of which, why does Lottie add the word 'sauce' when she calls Zero, and what does that mean?" Charlotte asked.
"I don't know very well, Feng Rou-chan said that after the other party's name, adding the word sauce is a symbol of friendship or intimacy, which is probably what it means, right?"
"Oh~, is that what it means? Zero sauce~. Charlotte looked at Luo Lingdao with interest.
"Zero-chan~? Cynthia seemed to have discovered something new, revealing a playfulness from the depths of her gaze.
"Zero sauce?" Melul didn't have the same vigilance and strangeness to Luo Zero as she had at the beginning. Now Luo Ling's impression in her mind should be "a mysterious, powerful, cute and interesting big sister?"
"Well, I'm not going to call you by that name. "Someone who reads Serena as Tsundere is still as disgusted with Luo Zero as ever.
"......" Elena looked at Luo Ling with a smile on her face, looking forward to what Luo Ling's reaction would be next.
"You guys, give me a little bit of moderation!" Luo Ling, who was a little annoyed and angry, finally broke out.
"But Zero Sauce, you obviously called yourself that, when you were in front of the guests. Lottie muttered very quietly, but Lottie heard it clearly.
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"Can I say that that person isn't actually mine?"
Although he wanted to say this, Luo Ling couldn't explain his relationship with "that being" at all, after all, he didn't figure out what the principle of that special "possession" was, and what the reason was.
When that being "possessed" Luo Ling's body, Luo Ling's own consciousness did not disappear, and all his senses did not have any effect, except that he lost control of his body, and felt the behavior of another self from the first perspective.
The special state of being as if he was another person made Luo Ling completely lose the so-called shame or shy character essence.
The so-called women's clothing is to cover up the true self with the most gorgeous mask, and only show the most brilliant and shining side, so that kind of self is not the real self at all, it is just an ideal existence wearing a hypocritical mask.
The possession of that particular being lasted only a short morning, the first morning, and after that, it was Luo Ling himself.
But almost no one noticed the difference between the two, because Luo Ling had already understood the true meaning of women's clothing at that time (laughs), under the cover of this ideal mask, he only needed to show his best side, completely abandoned the so-called shame and shyness, and incarnated without discipline, cough cough, discipline and ethics are still there.
Although something is gone with this "awakening" like a sign of "awakening". As for later, Luo Ling's sequelae of women's clothes that were uncomfortable if he didn't wear women's clothes for a day are not mentioned for the time being.
"All in all, it's better to stop the title of zero sauce. Luo Ling said with some indignation.
"Or else?" asked Charlotte, somewhat nonsensically.
"Otherwise I'll be angry. Luo Ling pouted, looking like I would ignore you if I made me angry.
"......" all the maids wanted to laugh, but they couldn't hold back from laughing.
"It's really cute to sulk like this. Lille looked intoxicated again.
"Ha~, have you started again? But now, it should be the teacher himself, right?" Xiaofei is also a little unsure, when is the real teacher and when is the existence, it has become confusing.
In other words, Luo Ling women's clothing has reached the realm of perfection and can't distinguish the real from the fake, which is gratifying, gratifying.
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At 8 o'clock in the morning, Luo Ling opened the door of the store very punctually, and at the same time hung the sign in business at the door.
"You're a guest again. Luo Ling's expression became a little subtle.
"Hmm, isn't Zero-chan welcoming to me?" said Eric, pretending to be sad.
"It's not that you're not welcome, it's just that I can see you every day, and it's hard not to remember, well, let's talk about it first. Luo Ling pulled the door and made a gesture of please.
"Ah, it's an honor to be remembered by Zero-chan. ”
"......" Luo Ling didn't care about this joking flattery, and took Eric to his usual seat.
"Guest, do you still want to be the same as before?" because he was too familiar with the guy in front of him to bother to give him a menu, he asked directly.
"Well, trouble zero sauce. ”
The title of "......" is really powerless to complain, but this is the self-proclaimed title of "Luo Ling" in front of the guests before, that exists, and he didn't forget to leave a gift for himself before leaving.
Moments later, Lo Zero took a cup of espresso and a cheesecake to Eric's place. But this time, he didn't say anything, and went straight to serve other guests.
"It's cute to have such an indifferent zero-chan. Eric completely tossed the food aside and stared at Luo Ling with a look of intoxication.
"......" was far away, but Luo Ling could still hear Eric talking to himself. Ah~, this guy is really hopeless.
In fact, Luo Ling didn't hate this handsome nobleman. Because Luo Ling could feel his gaze, it was not possession or greed, or pure desire, it was not mixed with other emotions, it was pure appreciation. He has an attitude of appreciation and praise for "beauty", and is well versed in the truth that "it can be viewed from a distance and cannot be blasphemed".
Because he knows very well that only what you can't get is the best. Forever, like a dream, everything that should exist only in the ideal is the most beautiful.
The moment he saw Luo Ling for the first time, he was determined to protect this dream, which should be an illusory reality, an ideal god that should not exist in reality.
Many of the café's regulars have the same or similar ideas as Eric. They thought that Luo Zero was a god who should not exist in the world, and now it was just a game of the gods in the world. Therefore, they don't have any unorthodox thoughts about Luo Zero.
In any case, there are very few people who have this kind of thought, and most people, when they see beautiful things, they will always have all kinds of desires, and Luo Ling has seen them more than once, the dirty eyes that those guests cast at him, the possession of Chiguoguo, and even the desire to se.
If Luo Zero is still a man, he will definitely feel disgusted, and then teach those guys a lesson in blood and tears. But now, he is not him, but an "ideal perfect being", for the sake of which he cannot do anything that does not correspond to his image. As long as the bugs who are full of mating desires don't go too far.
"Is this the shop you're talking about?" a rough and somewhat obscene voice came into the ears of everyone in the café very clearly.
There's a bunch of nasty people.
Such thoughts lingered in the hearts of everyone in the café.
"Sure enough, no matter where you are, there are always idiots who don't have long brains. 」
Luo Ling walked to the new guests with an expressionless face, with an expression of disgust or disdain, Luo Ling couldn't do it, because she was now the most perfect existence, even if she faced something she hated, she could only face it with no expression.
"Oh~," the tall and mighty man looked down at Luo Ling, his undisguised ugly face and the gaze that wanted to clean Luo Ling. "It's really good. ”
Luo Lingqiang resisted the desire to throw the other party out directly, and his face was still expressionless, but his voice was clearly a little aggravated, "Guest, do you need anything?"
"Yes, of course. One of the man's fellow brothers, shouting, full of foul language.
"Hahahaha~. The other laughed.
The guests present were all a little nervous, they couldn't bear the insult of the gods in their minds by the scum in front of them.
Eric clenched his fists even more, and was about to jump to his feet and lecture the bastards hard.
"Hmm——?!" The mighty man naturally sensed the hostility of the guests around him, and as soon as the deterrent power of the Battle Rank Realm was opened, most of them immediately restrained a lot.
Eric also loosened his fist a little weakly, his face full of remorse and sadness and sigh for his weakness. As everyone knows, the gods in their minds are far more powerful than they imagined.
"Zero, what's going on here?" Charlotte's voice came from behind him, making Luo Zero sigh in his heart, and at the same time secretly decided in his heart that he would definitely throw these few eyesore out.
"Is it a guest?Zero, why don't you welcome you in?" Charlotte walked to Zero's side with that gentle smile that warmed her heart.
When Eric saw this scene, he immediately relaxed, if she was there, Zero-chan should not be in any danger.
The moment the mighty man saw Charlotte, it seemed that his soul had left him, as if he had found his true love, and the obsession he had never had before, made him involuntarily stretch out his hand and wanted to hold Charlotte in his arms.
Luo Ling naturally didn't allow such a thing to happen, and protected Charlotte behind him with one hand, and said in a voice that only Charlotte could hear.
"Why are you here?"
"Don't chase them away just yet. Charlotte whispered in Luo Ling's ear.
"......" Luo Ling did not know the reason for Charlotte's doing, but decided to support Charlotte's decision anyway.
Seeing that Charlotte was protected by Luo Ling, the mighty man became a little annoyed, and while stretching out his hand to Luo Ling, he exerted a battle rank realm coercion that only targeted Luo Ling alone.
“!”
A sharp stabbing pain came from his arm, and the mighty man found that he had completely lost control of his right arm, as if it had been completely abolished, and his outstretched arm could no longer move a single bit.
Only then did he realize what a terrifying existence the expressionless and stunning maid in front of him was. He didn't even notice what the other party had done to him, if it was an existence of the same rank, he would never have been "subdued" by the other party without even having time to react, so the other party's rank was at least a holy realm.
Would a dignified being work as a maid in such a coffee shop? If he hadn't experienced it himself, he would have thought it was a complete joke, but it was.
"Boss, boss, what's wrong with you?" asked a fellow brother who was following the man, confused.
"You bastard, I've provoked some horrible existence, I really want to kill you right now. 」
The mighty man now only hopes to be able to escape from this Longtan tiger's den as soon as possible. The relationship between the original prey and the hunter was reversed in an instant, and the beauty who thought it could be easily obtained instantly became the most terrifying demon in the world.
"Guest, please go this way. Luo Ling was still expressionless, but his voice had returned to normal, and from the terrifying expression of the mighty man now, he knew that the other party was still a smart person, and he understood the difference in strength, so he gave up the idea of resisting.
When the mighty man heard Luo Ling's words, his heart trembled violently, sure enough, isn't it so easy to let himself go?
"Boss, you ......"
"Shut up, you suffocation!" The mighty man didn't dare to move his hands now, and he couldn't do it, so he could only use the worst language to scold his brainless subordinates, allowing himself to provoke such a grim reaper. (Suffocation, a local word used to swear, is considered the most serious and bad language in the region.) )
"Yes~. "The younger brother of the same company doesn't know what he did wrong, but judging from the boss's words and the boss's reaction, he knows that this store seems to be an existence that the boss can't afford to provoke.
"That ......" In front of Luo Ling, the mighty man was like a little piglet who was slaughtered by others, he didn't even dare to gasp, and he spoke very quietly.
"Huh?" Luo Ling still didn't have any expression. But in the eyes of the mighty man, it was simply the appearance that he had already pronounced his death sentence, and in front of the Holy Realm, there was no point in resisting, and he only hoped that he could have a decent death now.
"My hand ......," the mighty man whispered in a voice that was about to cry.
"You don't have any problems with your hands. Seeing the mighty man's now low-voiced and frightened side, Luo Ling couldn't bear it.
"It's pathetic and pathetic. But in fact, if it weren't for his own strength, how many times would that kind of thing happen just now? How many people has this guy harmed? 」
Thinking of this, Luo Ling's only trace of sympathy also vanished.
The mighty man realized that his arm had returned to normal without any discomfort, as if everything that had just happened was illusory.
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