"Haha, Shou Xinggong, do you still need to think about this? Beauty is more watery and juicy than peaches, of course you want a beauty, see how this little monkey steals and offers?"

"That's it, we also open our eyes, you can't just reward the artist, but not reward us guests, right?"

There are three sects and nine streams on the cloud platform, and high-ranking officials and dignitaries want to pretend to be forced, so it is naturally difficult to say things that are too much; But these mountain slangmen, petty officials ~ bureaucrats, can't manage so much, they have long been seduced by the seven stunners, and they will really explode if they don't take the opportunity to vent. ,!

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"Brother Zhou, do you want a beauty or a peach?"

Since admitting his relatives, the catkins have become more sunny. In the past, the little yellow flower of frost that was also entangled when it died had a tendency to transform in the direction of sunflowers, and people were also a lot more lively, looking at Zhou Yi with a pair of big eyes at this time, full of smiles, just like Fang Yazhi looked at her husband.

"Do you need to choose? A man knows what to want, of course it's a beauty pageant, the daughter of the Seven Immortals, I like it too." ”

Zhou Yi's words made Liu Wu's eyes immediately turn to complain, and then said loudly: "Beauty is common but fairy peach is not common, today I will be ashamed of all the gentlemen present." Monkey children and grandchildren, I want a fairy peach! Let's talk in the head, the peach in the Wangqi Courtyard is not counted, I want you to conjure a fairy peach for me out of thin air. ”

"That's what a good man is... Xiaocai, you have a good eye!"

Fang Yazhi's beautiful eyes flashed, and her eyes were even hotter when she looked at Zhou Yi.

"What's the matter with me? I didn't like him..."

Although Yang Cai has already made arrangements, her mother's habit of arranging everything for her is to make her dislike it, and she wants to fight back fiercely: "I don't think he's very good, and he still wants Tao'er, he's a monkey?"

"Would it be nice to have a woman? You stupid boy..."

"Mom, don't care about my affairs, you can marry if you look good. Oh...... I'm sorry Dad, I forgot you were still there. ”

The mother and daughter became louder and louder, Yang Tianhan was almost sad, and begged in a low voice: "Two aunts and grandmothers, can you be quiet for a while? Hey, this 'monkey grandson' really has two hits, this is the ladder to the sky, right?"

"Drink, it's really a ladder to the sky!'Monkey children and grandchildren' really have this ability? I've never seen him show this hand before, and today he wants to show his face?"

Yang Tianhan also knew how to go up the ladder, but he was a layman after all. 'Flagpole Li', 'Running Mill King', 'Daoshan Song', and Jinmen's 'Storytelling King', 'Oil Pot Cheng', 'Lion Qiao' These are all big names in the quyi juggling industry in Beijing and Tianjin, all of them have true legends, but even they are wide-eyed, for fear of missing any detail.

I saw that the 'monkey children and grandchildren' were full of energy, and with a shake of their arms, there was an extra purple rope in their hands. This rope looks extremely tough, with the thickness of a thumb, but after all, it is also a rope, not a stick, and I don't know how he got it, I blew two breaths, and with a flick of my hand, this purple rope actually stood on the ground at one end, and stretched out into the air at one end, and it was twenty meters long!

"Obtain the East China Sea prince tendon, quenched in the Taiyi furnace, can bind the Daluo immortal bones, can go to the Jiuxiao Yao Pond!

The monkey children and grandchildren pointed to the rope with their hands, and the golden monkey did not look around Fang Bingbing, 'squeak', jumped on the rope, and climbed to a high place in a blink of an eye.

"Ladies and gentlemen, now is the time to witness the miracle. The monkey squinted at the monkey, waved his hand at the monkey, and shouted, "Hidden!"

In the clear sky and bright moon, so many people stared at it, and saw that the end of the rope seemed to suddenly have a layer of haze, and the monkey was simply gone, such a big living thing, it was actually gone!

"Oops!"

The gimbal exploded immediately. I've seen magic tricks, but I've never seen such a magical thing, is there still a royal law, is there still a heavenly principle? Where did this monkey go? Did he really go to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall and the Queen Mother Yao Pond? It's amazing...

And that's not all.

I heard the sound of the collision of weapons at the end of the rope, as if someone was fighting fiercely in the air, and after a while, I heard the laughter of the 'monkey children and grandchildren': "It's done! Everyone, the great sage stole the peach from Yaochi, and he didn't dare to enjoy it exclusively, but he wanted to dedicate it to our birthday star." Master Zhou, the peach is here!" As soon as he beckoned, he saw a red dot appear at the top of the rope, getting bigger and bigger, and after falling on his hand, it was indeed a bright red peach, as big as a person's head.

At this time, when the spring peach has just fallen, where can such a big peach come from? In fact, it is a dough sculpture thing, and what you want is a joy, and no one will really eat it. The 'monkey grandson' held this peach in his hand and sent it to Fang Bingbing, and said with a smile: "You 'fairies' are gone, borrow your slender jade hands, and give this fairy peach to Zhou Ye?"

"Mr. Zhou, before offering a fairy peach, I wish you happiness such as the East China Sea and Shoubi Nanshan..."

The 'Seven Fairies' led by Fang Bingbing stepped forward, a burst of fragrant wind and sideburns dazzled everyone's eyes, and presented the peach to Zhou Yi, and bowed deeply to Zhou's father and Zhou's mother: "On this auspicious day, I also wish the two old people good health and a long life!" The old man wanted to hug his grandson and was going crazy, anxious...

"Hehe, thank you. ”

Zhou Yi took the peaches that were suitable for the occasion, and the 'monkey children and grandchildren' rushed up and waved, and saw the golden monkey appear from the end of the rope again, jumping down the rope back to his shoulder, he shook it with his hand, and the rope standing upright on the ground immediately became soft, and it was withdrawn into his pocket. After this set of 'ladder to heaven' tricks were completed, everyone on the stage didn't see the trick, and immediately responded with warm applause. Good color, good technique, this monkey is amazing?

Zhou Yichong's 'monkey children and grandchildren' nodded, and he was secretly surprised in his heart. The "ladder to heaven" is said to be the "law of the law, the illusion of the illusion", which is the most difficult of the ancient color magic, and it is said that it has long been lost; In the book "Liao Zhai" by the writer Pu Songling, there is a story called "stealing peaches", which is adapted from "The Ladder to the Sky", which can be seen to be magical.

This time, he watched the performance of 'Monkey Children and Grandchildren' throughout the whole process, his ears, eyes, and mental strength are not comparable to ordinary people, but it can be said that he is like watching the fire, and the 'Monkey Children and Grandchildren' can deceive others, but they can't deceive him; This trick is indeed not simple, the synthesis of "beast taming", "props", "spiritual hypnosis", "light illusion" and so on, monkey children and grandchildren can perform successfully, in fact, more than half of it still depends on the environmental factors of this "Wangqi Yuntai", if it is in the blue sky and daylight, it is difficult to take advantage of the light change, I am afraid that the effect of this trick will be discounted.

Zhou Yi just wondered that it was more than enough to be a psychiatrist doctor with the spiritual hypnotic ability of monkey children and grandchildren, so why did he have to play tricks, because this money came quickly, or because of love? But this is a matter of other people, and he is too lazy to think about it.

This 'Great Sage Stealing Peaches' and 'Seven Women's Birthdays' pushed the birthday party to the first climax, which made everyone rise, and at this time, hot dishes and drinks were also sent in an endless stream.

Although there were too many people at the meeting, there was no way to manage the 'harmony' and 'the disaster water in the city', and there were only two bottles per table, but there were some top-level Moutai and Wuliangye; Especially for the dishes, celebrity chefs from all over the world know that Old Man Cao Lang and He Maniac have arrived, and they naturally use enough strength in front of these two great masters, for fear of losing face. This is exciting, what Luchuan, Guangdong, Fujian, Jiangsu, Zhejiang, Hunan and Hunan, what sixteen small plates and eight bowls are called angelfish, what is raw and cooked, all kinds of delicacies of major cuisines are sent up as if they don't need money, and even those rich uncles and officials who have entered the X Great Hall have not seen much stronger than calling Hanako, even eating and drinking, calling friends, food and wine, what reserved demeanor and official authority are all gone, and the people take food as the sky...

The appearance of 'monkey children and grandchildren', Tang Bao, who liked it, gave a million Xie Yi at that time; Zhou Yi doesn't want to write a check in public, does Bao Er Ye like to be a master? Anyway, go back to Brother Zhou for reimbursement...

At this time, others also saw that they went down to rest, and the big men in Beijing and Tianjin jumped on the stage without waiting for Guo Yueguang to say hello, and they all showed their housekeeping skills, things you can't even see on TV.

For example, the flagpole Li relies on two arms and one chest, dancing a five-meter-high long flag, hulala, and wind, and the real kung fu of a hard bridge and a hard horse; For example, the king of running mills, that kung fu is on the legs, pull a healthy donkey prepared in advance onto the gimbal, let the donkey pull a grinding disc with a diameter of three meters to run, and wait until the mill disc flies up, he jumps on the mill with a loud shout, runs against the donkey, and finally pulls the donkey so that he can't move! This is the kung fu of showing the legs and feet, called 'flying mill and leading the donkey'.

Another example is Daoshan Song Shangdaoshan is like walking on the ground, and the oil pot can fish out glass beads in boiling oil, these two inheritance is not juggling, in the early years, it was a gangster who hated to eat the Quartet, it is said that it is ruthless, so that the government can give face, and allow them to enter the official warehouse to get food, so ruthless.

In short, each has its own tricks. This applause on the gimbal, even a high-ranking official of Yang Tianhan's level has to admit that he came here at first to be a scene, and what he really pondered was to get benefits from Li Jucheng, but he didn't expect to sit down, eat and have fun, what Spring Festival Gala, what State Banquet in the Great Hall, it really can't compare to the wine and food juggling on this Yuntai, even he, a city parent official, feels a little addicted, if Zhou Yi has a birthday every day, he is willing to come every day, eat and drink for nothing, and the fool is not happy ̈...

"Mr. Guo, it's your turn, right?"

The guests were full of wine and food at this time, and their interest was high, and seeing that the performers had finished performing one by one, they urged Guo Yueguang to come.

"Hehe, that's right. It's not too early, and it's time for me, the one who is on the big axis, to be revealed. Guys, I've got a set of things here, which I've never shown before, but don't scare your jaws, they've stabilized me. Master Wang, there is a way that a single filament does not form a thread, and a lonely tree cannot become a forest, I want to reveal the real thing today, and I have to help me with it, please?"

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