[46] I went crazy

Wu Daguang opened his eyes, he couldn't do anything and pulled Xinghua into his arms.

Xinghua's small body is under Wu Daguang's arms, small. A father and wife just lay quietly.

At night, the villagers came to his house to watch TV, and Wu Daguang was unprecedentedly tired, so he fell asleep in a daze while lying on the kang.

At three o'clock in the morning, Wu Daguang got up from the kang, found a pen and paper, wrote a birthday message, and memorized it.

At dawn, Wu Daguang did not let Er Laizi go to the market, and went directly to the factory to deliver the meal, and the two went to Wang Wenqing's house.

Wu Daguang was the planner and instructed the main family to borrow tables, chairs, dishes and chopsticks, and finalize the birthday banquet process with the main family.

Wang Wenqing's family is a big family, there are more than 30 members of the Wang family alone, and there are some relatives and friends, and everyone who comes will take a few dozen yuan to give a gift.

The banquet began at 11 o'clock, Wang Wenge's eighty-year-old grandmother wore a bright red dress, and walked out of the house with a crutch under the support of Wang Wenge's father.

Wu Daguang cleared his throat, and for the first time he was the master of ceremonies, he couldn't help but feel a little afraid in his heart.

The protagonist sat down, Wu Daguang walked to the old lady's side, and started according to the planned process.

"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for gathering together on this festive day to celebrate her 80th birthday with our old birthday star.

Let me introduce myself, Wu Daguang, a contemptible person, is very fortunate to be entrusted by Mr. Wang Wenqing to serve as the host of this birthday ceremony. Here, on behalf of all the guests here, please allow me to send sincere blessings to the old birthday star, wishing the old birthday star happiness with heaven and earth, longevity with the sun and moon, and wishing the old people happiness like the East China Sea and longevity than Nanshan.

Ladies and gentlemen, in the past 80 years, the old birthday star has gone through the entire eighty springs, summers, autumns and winters, which can be said to have read the vicissitudes of life in the world......"

Wu Daguang told the eighty years of the old birthday star in general terms, and infected all the visitors present as much as possible.

Relatives and friends sent their blessings one after another, and the old birthday star was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth when he was praised by Wu Daguang, his eyes narrowed into a slit, and he giggled.

After saying the polite words, the main family also specially invited folk artists to sing a small song, and the birthday banquet was spent in a festive atmosphere.

The birthday banquet was coming to an end, and the guests chatted with the host's family, which was not so much a birthday banquet as an interpersonal banquet, but actually let Wang Wenqing know these guests.

"Where did you find this feng shui gentleman, he said it very professionally, and it is about the same level as the county. ”

"If you want me to say, it's better than the county, look at your old lady's happiness. ”

Wang Wenqing was standing on the side, he was not good at interpersonal communication, mainly because of his father's introduction, he just called his elders.

The guests praised their birthday banquet for being beautiful, Wang Wenqing's father felt very face-saving, pulled his son to the side, and said to the guests: "This is thanks to my son, this is not a feng shui gentleman, my son ran a few miles to find talents in Xiawa Village." ”

Wu Daguang was sitting in front of the cauldron and Er Laizi were busy having lunch, and two guests came to him.

"You're not the one who just hosted. ”

As a courtesy, Wu Daguang put down the bowl, wiped his hand on his clothes, and took the initiative to reach out: "Hello, I am today's host Wu Daguang, I don't know what suggestions you two have?"

Wu Daguang spoke very respectfully, and he found that most of the guests who came had a little ink in their stomachs, so they ate this set.

"Hehe, don't be so polite, I just want to ask, how much do you spend on a trip?"

"For hosting alone, it costs twenty for one trip and sixty for cooking. Wu Daguang quoted the price.

"Can you give me the address, I'm going to get married at the end of the year, and I haven't finalized the person who hosts, and I've found a few feng shui gentlemen who are not satisfied, their hosting is too clichΓ©, there are no new words, I see that you host well." ”

Wu Daguang pretended to be surprised: "Nian Gen got married, congratulations, you said it was a coincidence, I have other businesses, one-stop service, as long as the main family pays for it, we will solve all the remaining troubles." ”

"Oh, one-stop service, don't we have to do anything?"

"That's right, the process of getting married is left to me. ”

"And the price?"

"Prices range from four hundred yuan to two thousand yuan, and the higher the price, the higher the grade. Wu Daguang said.

"Cheng, I want to think about it, you leave me the address. ”

Wu Daguang took out a pen and paper from his pocket, wrote down the address and handed it to the guest.

"Good handwriting, young man. ”

"You can tell a person's character literally. Wu Daguang said with a smile.

The birthday banquet went smoothly, the old birthday star was very satisfied, and the main family was particularly proud.

Fifty yuan in hand, back to the village at four or five o'clock in the afternoon.

Before I arrived at the door, I saw a group of people around the door from a distance, so lively.

Xinghua was still at home, Wu Daguang sighed in his heart, and increased his horsepower to the door of the house.

Without waiting for the tractor to stop, she squeezed in through the crowd, Liu Cui'e was unkempt and stopped in the middle by the villagers, and under the big iron gate, Xinghua hid behind the neighbor's aunt in horror and looked at her grandma.

"Xinghua, come here, come here. Liu Cui'e smiled and waved her hand, her tone was very strange, a little crazy precursor.

Xinghua saw that her grandmother was abnormal, and she didn't dare to go over, so she dragged her neighbor's aunt to tears.

Wu Daguang walked up to Liu Cui'e and pushed Liu Cui'e back: "Are you enough, you have to have a little conscience to be a man, Xinghua is a person, not a tool." ”

Wu Daguang's strength was not great, but Liu Cui'e was pushed down.

Liu Cui'e got up from the ground, her hair was messy, and her eyes looked at Wu Daguang as if she had seen a golden pimple.

"Daguang, you're back, I'll cook for you. Liu Cui'e said with a smile.

Wu Daguang frowned, if this woman is not crazy, what kind of moth is she going to make.

"Daguang, Erlaizi stole our things, let him go. Liu Cui'e continued.

This sentence made Er Laizi, who was watching the excitement on the sidelines, dissatisfied, and immediately jumped out: "When did I steal something, since I followed Brother Guang, I have never done anything sorry for everyone, Lao Tzu has a salary." ”

How do you look at Liu Cui'e is crazy, this woman is quite tough on the surface, but she is crazy for this little thing?

"Liu Cui'e, what are you making trouble?" Wu Daguang asked.

Liu Cui'e raised her orchid finger in public and twisted it around.

Liu Cui'e's family arrived and saw Liu Cui'e become like this, they were first shocked, it was not Wu Daguang's responsibility, how could the joint efforts of the villagers prove that Wu Daguang had just arrived, and the family pulled Liu Cui'e home.

Some villagers discussed with Wu Daguang: "Is Liu Cui'e crazy?"

Wu Daguang didn't answer, and asked, "What's going on?"

Twenty minutes ago, Liu Cui'e ran out of the house, untidy, went straight to Wu Daguang's house, knocked on the door and shouted Xinghua, as soon as Xinghua opened the door, Liu Cui'e pulled Xinghua out of the door with one hand. At the same time, Xinghua was frightened by Liu Cui'e, and hid back, the more Xinghua hid, the more Liu Cui'e was excessive, attracting the villagers, seeing Xinghua being bullied by Liu Cui'e, she couldn't get used to helping out.