"Zhang Xiaopang!"

Lu Ming gritted his teeth.

This is the only thing that can do this!

It's only this product that I know these various people!

Special mother's!

Lu Ming was very angry.

Hehehehehe.

Little chubby smash, brother will soon let you know why the flowers are so red!

But.

The only thing that makes him happy is that Zhang Xiaopang's illusions are very simple, basically there is only one sister paper, one room, and the character model is relatively blurry.

Blurred facial ......

Fantastic scenes......

It's almost impossible to see the real face.

How so?

Well......

That's why myopic classmates feel that the whole world is beautiful.

Because of the hazy beauty.

In this illusion, Lu Ming's image is like this.

Maybe because there is only one photo, Xiao Lu Ming's role is relatively blurred, and under normal circumstances, it is impossible for anyone to recognize him!

Well......

After all, this is a woman's dress!

I also put on makeup!

In a word.

It has nothing to do with the current Lu Ming.

The appearance is completely different, and the temperament is even more different.

"I'm a real man!"

Lu Ming is sure.

He was sure that he didn't have the sissy temperament of Xiao Lu Ming, the soft and weak character of Xiao Shou, he was a real man, the kind of capable Transformers!!

"Definitely not going to be taken out. ”

Lu Ming breathed a sigh of relief when he thought of this.

Go back first, and then call Zhang Xiaopang to come over, he decided, this time he must clean up this goods, this kind of guy really can't get used to it.

Back to the store.

Lu Minggang was about to contact Zhang Xiaopang.

"Master, you're back~"

Xiaobai came over happily.

"Hmm. ”

Lu Ming rubbed her little head.

Xiao Bai inadvertently saw the small card in his hand and showed a surprised look, "Ah, Master, you look good after putting on makeup." ”

Lu Ming: "???"

Depend on!

He looked at the photograph and then at himself, and how did he recognize it?

It's clearly two people!

"What nonsense are you talking about. ”

Lu Ming's expression was solemn, "How could this be me?"

"Huh?"

Xiaobai was puzzled.

She took a closer look, this is the master.

"You're mistaken. ”

Lu Ming was serious, "According to the survey, in this world, there is one person out of every 80 million people who looks like you, not to mention, this is still a woman!"

"Okay. ”

Xiaobai is a little puzzled, is that so?

"Yes. ”

"Good. ”

Lu Ming touched her head, "Study hard, don't care about this mess." ”

"Okay. ”

Xiaobai went to study.

When she left, Lu Ming was shocked into a cold sweat.

Dry pear lady!

Scared to death!

No, no, we have to solve this matter quickly, Lu Ming immediately contacted Zhang Xiaopang.

It's just that.

To his surprise, this product didn't answer the phone!

Toot –

Toot –

There is only an endless busy tone.

"Don't dare to pick it up?"

"Or are you going to hook up with your sister again?"

Lu Ming frowned.

If he usually doesn't bother to pay attention to it, now, he must find this goods.

So, Lu Ming deliberately went to Mr. An's side to learn about Zhang Xiaopang's itinerary, and was surprised to find that this guy had been out for a few days and had never been to school!

And where Chubby lived, he didn't go back for a few days!

This is even more unscientific!

With his understanding of Zhang Xiaopang's goods, he will carry his luggage wherever he goes! Sometimes even when he comes to the store, he carries a bag!

Not to mention going far away?

After all, his daughter-in-law is inside!

Something went wrong?

This was Lu Ming's first reaction.

After all—

It is dangerous to do things for people who have been in the gray area for a long time.

Not to mention......

Zhang Xiaopang's goods are also dangerous!

For example-

Some people went to other places to meet netizens and never came back.

Lu Ming thought about it, with Zhang Xiaopang's urine nature, if a cute girl invited him to go to other places, he might really follow!

Pit daddy!

It's a miracle that this thing has survived to this day!

Missing......

Lu Ming checked on the Internet, and there were really many missing cases in the suburbs of Qingming City, because everyone could cultivate, it seemed to be even more dangerous!

There is no need for an immortal jump at all!

Sister paper herself may be on the combat effectiveness of the table, okay?!

Something happened!

Lu Ming finally realized the problem.

What's going on?

This guy, could it be that the gray crowd has been exposed to too much and put himself in?

Never mind.

Let's ask the principal to help you find out.

Come to think of it.

Lu Ming took out his mobile phone again, but just as he was about to call the principal, the mobile phone suddenly rang, and an unknown number called.

"Hello, is it Lu Ming, and your friend Zhang Xueyao is ...... with us."

A calm voice said.

"Get out!"

Lu Ming hung up the phone without hesitation.

Really......

No privacy at all.

It must have been something that was exposed when he searched for missing information on the web just now.

He has seen too many of this kind of things.

As a programmer, he is too clear about these search mechanisms, and it is very likely that the other party will set up 'missing', 'hospital', 'tuition', etc., which are key words, and once you search for these things, your information will be sent to the corresponding people to commit fraud.

"I thought only Hundred Poisons would do this. ”

Lu Ming sighed.

I didn't expect this world to have this kind of thing!

Swindle......

Hehe.

Don't look at who he Lu Ming is!

And at this moment, Lu Ming's mobile phone rang again, "Hello, is it Lu Ming? Please don't hang up the phone, we are ......"

"Zhang Xueyao is where you are?"

Lu Ming asked lightly.

"Uh, yes. ”

The other side was obviously caught off guard.

"I don't want it. ”

Lu Ming sighed, "I gave it to you." ”

"Smack!"

Lu Ming hung up the phone again.

Neurotic!

Hell Zhang Xueyao, why don't you call Lu Xueqi!

Swindler!

Lu Ming pouted.

Then, suddenly, he felt that something was not right, he looked at the unknown number carefully, how did it feel so familiar? Oh, remember......

This is their police phone number in Qingming City.

Telecom scams?

This was Lu Ming's first reaction.

Many people will use fake base stations to imitate police numbers to commit fraud, but he took a look and simply took the initiative to call it.

It's not a callback.

Instead, I called the official number directly.

"Hello. ”

A familiar voice came from the other side.

Well......

It's the one just now.

"Really enforcers. ”

Lu Ming rubbed his head.

"Yes. ”

The one on the other side was obviously used to it, and couldn't cry or laugh, "Please come over, your friend Zhang Xueyao is locked up here because of some things." ”

"Oh. ”

Lu Ming understood.

But......

Who is Zhang Xueyao?

He really didn't remember.

Could it be someone from the last mine operation?

Well......

I'm not impressed.

Oh, it's possible that a certain girl who admires herself secretly keeps her phone number, and this time she is in danger, so she can only contact herself.

Well......

It's possible!

Lu Ming came to his senses, "What kind of crime is it?"

"That. ”

The other side paused for a moment, and then said, "Prostitution." ”

Syllable.

Lu Ming hung up the phone decisively.

Damn it!

What the hell is prostitution charged!

Why call yourself!

"Hey, hey, hey?"

The other side was speechless for a while.

This......

Long.

The call went through again.

Lu Ming and the person opposite were separated by phone, silent for a while, relatively speechless, and could only hear the other party's gasps...... Oh no, the sound of breathing.

"Why don't you come here?"

The one on the other side was helpless.

That's all he can find at the moment.

"But I really don't know anything Zhang Xueyao. ”

Lu Ming sighed.

If it's any other crime, forget it......

Prostitution?

Are you kidding!

If he goes, and he's found to be -- what about business relationships? How do you know each other? Hey, customer, tsk, you ......

Lu Ming snorted.

The ghost is gone!

Don't go to the death!

"Okay. ”

The other side could only give up and muttered, "I know that this dead fat man is a liar......"

“？？？”

"Wait. ”

Lu Ming suddenly stopped him, "You just said, dead fat?"

"Hmm. ”

Opposite OK.

“......”

Lu Ming pondered for a moment, "Excuse me, is the Zhang Xueyao in your mouth a dead fat man with a body like a ball, legs as short as a dog, and a brain as big as a scoop?"

"You know?"

Surprise on the other side.

If you look at this description, you can see that you are an acquaintance.

"It's really this!"

Lu Ming was stunned.

Zhang Xueyao?

What is this pit daddy's name?

No wonder Zhang Xiaopang actually called himself Zhang Xiaopang, and even let everyone call it that, it turns out that the real name of this product is actually called Zhang Xueyao!

Destroy the three views!

Such a picturesque name......

Wait a minute......

It's okay to call it by that name, prostitution......

Lu Ming had some brain pain.

"I'll go right over. ”

He hung up the phone and prepared to go out.

"Master, are you going out?"

Xiaobai blinked.

"yes. ”

Lu Ming sighed, his eyes faintly a little hideous, "Go and save a strayed teddy beast for the teacher, and come back and make it into dog broth for you to drink." ”