Chapter 758: I Just Pee
Four off-road vehicles were driving on the way to Kunlun Pass.
Xiao Fan and the others sat in the last car, driven by Brother Wolf himself, and Tang Yi sat in the passenger seat.
In the three cars in front of them sat Ba Song, Tang Long, Tang Hu, and them.
The car was also loaded with some necessary food and first-aid supplies, but they couldn't use these Xiao Fan, first, Xiao Fan couldn't be injured, even if there were things that hurt them, those first-aid supplies wouldn't have much effect on them.
As for eating, one Peiyuan Dan is enough to open the valley for ten days.
In addition to these things, the car was loaded with a lot of guns and ammunition, grenades and explosive devices. These weapons were prepared by Ba Song and them, and after entering the Kunlun Pass, they first had to pass through the Chaidar Desert, where there was a long distance.
The desert is infested with wild wolves and other beasts, and when they appear, they are usually in groups, and there are thousands of them. If there are no weapons and ammunition, even if a person is sitting in a car, the car can be overturned.
Moreover, when they arrive at the Snow Mountain Glacier, there are more unknown and dangerous creatures, and they must have weapons in hand, so that Tang Yi and Ba Song can feel at ease.
Of course, these weapons and ammunition, in addition to those fierce beast creatures, are also for Xiao Fan and them. Xiao Fan also knows this.
It's just that Tang Yi and the others don't know, even if they have nuclear weapons in hand, they can't kill Xiao Fan.
Along the way, everyone didn't have much to say, first, there were some contradictions yesterday, and the atmosphere was a little awkward. The second is that the road in this desert is very difficult to walk, even if the off-road vehicle drives in this desert, it is also rickety and very bumpy.
Listening to Tang Yi, it will take at least seven or eight hours to cross this Chaidar desert.
The road was really boring, Tang Yi didn't want to make a relationship with Xiao Fan too stiff, so he took the initiative to talk:
"Master Wei, I didn't expect you to go to Kunlun Mountain with us at such an old age. If only I had your age to wade through the mountains and rivers like this. ”
Tang Yi spoke a little coldly, but Master Wei still laughed and responded:
"When people are old, they should walk around, what's the point of staying in the city and eating and waiting for death. Life has to be exciting, you have to pursue a little, otherwise what is the difference with salted fish. ”
Speaking of which, Master Wei was also a person who traveled south and north when he was young, but the world he saw was completely incomparable to the world he saw after meeting Xiao Fan.
A circle has a circle of stories, and when it reaches a certain height, the horizon will be broader. And the height that Master Wei has reached now is thanks to Xiao Fan.
If it weren't for Xiao Fan's guidance and support all the time, he would have become a real person cultivating the Fa, and he would have become a bad old man now, and he would have already retired and retired at home. How can you still walk everywhere like now, and go to such an exciting place as Kunlun Mountain.
"Master Wei is really old-hearted, and the younger generation admires him!"
Tang Yi laughed.
Along the way, Tang Yi and Master Wei were chatting. Tang Yi originally just wanted to ease the atmosphere, but he didn't expect that Master Wei was famous for talking a lot, and he was chattering all the time.
has been from the time he followed his master to learn the Tao, to his teacher, and then to his coming out to break into the rivers and lakes, every year he has encountered everything he has told Tang Yi without missing anything.
"Then I was forty years old, and that year I went to Las Vegas ......"
Master Wei was still spitting on the stars and talking, and the more he talked, the more energetic he became. He had been talking for four or five hours, and this was only when he was forty.
"Wait, wait!"
Tang Yi finally couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly said:
"What, I'm in a hurry, I'll go to the toilet first. Let's go for convenience, it's still a long way to go, let's stop here first!"
Brother Wolf stopped the car, Tang Yi hurriedly got out of the car, and then took the walkie-talkie and ordered Ba Song to stop the car.
In fact, the car drove for several hours, and everyone was also anxious to pee, so they just stopped to pee.
Everyone got out of the car and ran away to find a place to pee. Because there is a woman Han Qianmei, they are not good to be nearby, and there are very few shelters in this desert.
Han Qianmei didn't want to go, so she stayed in the car alone, and Xiao Fan also got out of the car and walked away in one direction alone.
After about ten minutes, Ba Song and the Tang family returned to the place where they parked, and Tang Yi also returned.
"It's all back, let's move on when it's all back. What's that, Tang Long Tang Hu, let me squeeze your car. ”
Tang Yi said.
He really didn't want to sit in the same car with Master Wei anymore.
"Big brother, Master Xiao, they don't seem to have come back yet......"
Tang Long said after glancing around.
Tang Yi was slightly stunned, looked at the car he was in before, and found that only Master Wei and Han Qianmei were in the car. Xiao Fan, Brother Wolf and Da Zhuang have not yet returned.
"Then wait a little longer, and when Master Xiao and the others come back, we will set off again. ”
Tang Yi said.
Ba Song was a little displeased, and scolded and said:
"That group of waste, if you don't need to top one, you know how to drag your feet. ”
As soon as he finished scolding, everyone heard a long howl of a wolf, and everyone's faces changed.
The voice...... It was sent by the wolf king, and it is gathering the wolves!"
Ba Song's face changed wildly and he exclaimed.
At this moment, another shout was heard in the distance:
"it, the wolf is coming, run!"
Everyone looked at it and saw Brother Wolf and Da Zhuang running over here with a rolling belt.
"What's wrong, what's going on?"
Tang Yi saw that the two of them were panicking, and hurriedly asked.
Brother Wolf swallowed his saliva and said in a trembling voice:
"I was standing on high ground and urinating, but I didn't notice that there was a pack of wolves fighting for food down there, and the urine was on their heads. A very large wolf seemed to be a little angry and barked, and a large group of wolves chased after us......"
When everyone heard this, their eyes widened.
"Are you sure you're a very large wolf?"
Ba Song's face was as earthy as he almost roared.
Brother Wolf nodded, "yes, that wolf is twice as big as the other wolves, I thought it was a monster." ”
Hearing this, Ba Song broke out in a cold sweat, gritted his teeth and said:
"Then the wolf king, the leader of the wolves, can you dare to pee on his head and he won't be angry!
Brother Wolf was also a little angry when he saw his disrespectful words, and frowned:
"How the did I know there was a pack of wolves down there, and I had to investigate it first when I peed?"
"You've brought the wolves here, you want to kill us, don't you?" shot back.
"I didn't mean it, why are you so excited!"
"Don't make any noise! Run, if you don't run, you'll be done!"
Tang Yi's legs were weak, and he hurriedly got into the car. At this moment, the surrounding ground shook, as if thousands of horses were galloping. In this battle, at least thousands of wolves must be rushing towards this side.
Seeing this, Ba Song stopped arguing with Brother Wolf, and hurriedly beckoned others to get into the car, stepped on the accelerator under his feet, and drove away directly in the direction in which the car was coming.
"Oh, why are you leaving, our boss hasn't come back yet!"
Brother Wolf was dumbfounded when he saw that they had all run away.
At this time, the wolves were getting closer and closer, and their scalps were a little numb when they heard the sound, and Brother Wolf and Da Zhuang also hurriedly got into the car and closed the door. But they didn't drive the car away because Xiao Fan hadn't come back yet.
In the car, Master Wei and their faces were as earthy, and at this time, thousands of wolves could already be seen rushing towards this side. The number of those wolves can no longer be described as numbers.
Tens of thousands of wolves are the concept, they can occupy a mountain, and the visual impact alone makes their scalps tingle.
"How can there be so many wolves?"
Han Qianmei's little face turned pale, and her delicate body trembled.
Master Wei's face was even more earthy, Brother Wolf and Da Zhuang had long been stunned, they just soaked in urine, but they didn't expect to attract so many wolves.
"It's over, it's over, there are so many wolves, this car has to be scrapped, step on the gas pedal and leave!"
Master Wei shouted in a trembling voice.
"No, the boss hasn't come back yet, what should he do if we leave!"
Da Zhuang also shouted with a trembling voice.
At this time, as far as the eye could see, there were wild wolves running, and the wolf king led by him let out an angry roar as he ran, as if he had to find the person who peed on him.
Seeing that the wolves were getting closer and closer, everyone was already frozen in the car.
At this moment, a golden light shot from afar and stopped in front of the car. The golden light turned into a figure, and when the figure stopped, his eyes shot a divine light, and the momentum around his body spread violently.
At this time, Ba Song and the others had already run far away, and Tang Yi saw that Xiao Fan and their car did not follow, and his face suddenly changed greatly.
"Ba Song, drive the car back and save Master Xiao and them. They can't be okay, or I won't be able to take my stuff!"
Tang Yi picked up the walkie-talkie and shouted.
"Boss Tang, you're not kidding, are you! There are wolves over there, do you want to go back and die!?"
Ba Song's frightened voice came.
"Don't talk nonsense, go back immediately! Prepare firearms and ammunition, and be sure to rescue Master Xiao and them!"
Tang Yi shouted again.
Ba Song had no choice, he was a hired person, and he received Tang Yi's money, so he could only do it.
"Prepare ammunition and rush back to save people!"
Ba Song took the walkie-talkie and yelled at the people in the other car.
Suddenly, all three cars turned around and drove back.
When they returned to the place where they had parked just now, they saw thousands of wolves standing there, but they did not attack Xiao Fan's car.
At this time, I saw a figure standing in front of the wolves, sitting directly on the ground, as if communicating with the wolf king.
The figure was Xiao Fan, and the people in the car were all dumbfounded when they saw this scene.
"What is he doing......
Ba Song was dumbfounded, and his eyes were about to pop out.
I saw Xiao Fan touching the head of the wolf king and said lightly:
"We are just passing by, no offense, and I ask you wolf brothers to make it convenient for us to pass. ”
"Wolf King, give face. ”
When Ba Song saw this, it was as if he had seen a little sheep telling the lion to get out of the way. He even wondered if he was hallucinating.
"He actually ...... Tell the wolf king to give him a face......"
Don't say it's them, even Brother Wolf is dumbfounded. They have been with Xiao Fan for so long, and they never knew that Xiao Fan could also communicate with animals across races.
But the next scene completely convinced them.
I saw the wolf king squatting on the ground obediently and howling twice. It cried out twice, and thousands of wolves scattered in both directions, as if they had received an order, making a way in the middle.
The wolf king got up from the ground, circled around Xiao Fan twice, and also ran to the side, as if signaling Xiao Fan that they could drive on.
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